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Topic | Office jobs paying more than blue collar jobs is such a scam. |
KillerSlaw 09/11/19 9:48:08 AM #23 | RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted... What sort of blue collar? Yeah, this. Almost every guy in the trades I know is pulling close to 6 figures while I only know one white collar worker who isn't complaining about how poor they are. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | The new iphone is triggering people with trypophobia |
KillerSlaw 09/11/19 9:42:16 AM #28 | Anony1125 posted... "Dr Cole and Prof Wilkins reported testimonies from some people who vomited and others who said they could not go to work for several days." The pussification of the West continues. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | The new iphone is triggering people with trypophobia |
KillerSlaw 09/11/19 9:00:17 AM #24 | Yeah, is it really a "phobia" I'm not scared of the holes, they just make my skin crawl. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | Do you actually consume 2,000+ calories per day? |
KillerSlaw 09/11/19 8:43:09 AM #40 | Not really, 1800 despite every doctor and app telling me I should lose weight at it is seemingly my maintenance because I haven't lost a pound in months and I don't go over that. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | The new iphone is triggering people with trypophobia |
KillerSlaw 09/11/19 8:41:15 AM #9 | I'm getting the chills looking at it, but I think it's more cause now I'm thinking of OTHER things that have done it before. Funny enough, the muffin/pancake/whatever in the photo doesn't do it. I only get it when I look at weirdo plants and stuff. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | Does a gmail address look unprofessional to employers? |
KillerSlaw 09/11/19 8:37:30 AM #36 | Most jobs I've gotten the hiring person told me they were glad that I had (myname)@gmail.com because most people use really unprofessional emails. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | Ferrari announced a new "retro" line |
KillerSlaw 09/11/19 12:39:24 AM #25 | Expected them to start selling Testarossas again Instead got this Pass from the guy who can't afford a Ferrari. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | Kotaku is just the worst. GreedFall |
KillerSlaw 09/10/19 5:34:31 PM #7 | Greedfall is good and all, but what we really needed in 2019 was another walking simulator. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | I almost bought a Bowsers Castle playset while grocery shopping today. |
KillerSlaw 09/10/19 5:33:07 PM #1 | https://www.amazon.com/Nintendo-Exclusive-Articulated-Interactive-Authentic/dp/B07KWR92DG This one, to be exact. I wish they had all these Nintendo toys out there when I was a kid. I thought I was lucky for finding two small figurines of Mario and Luigi at a flea market when I was like 6. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | 7000 dollars but chickens double in size. |
KillerSlaw 09/10/19 5:01:46 PM #5 | This is going to do wonders for the body building community. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | It's hilarious to hear Star Wars fans complain about Disney ruining Star Wars |
KillerSlaw 09/10/19 4:54:23 PM #5 | The prequels aren't "good", and I don't see a lot of people who hated the prequels who suddenly like them. It's more like you're seeing lots of people who grew up with the prequels now experience what the people who grew up with the OT experienced. There's people like me who thought the prequels were disappointing (I only hated Clones) and just think Disney Star Wars is boring and feels directionless. If there is one thing that I can say about the prequels it's that they at least felt thought out. Disney Star Wars films just feels like people throwing shit at the wall and hoping something sticks. Disney EU has also somehow become just as dumb if not worse than the Legends EU. (although I'll admit this could just be me not being as familiar with the Legends stuff since there was so much) I am cautiously excited for the Mandalorian, but I've always preferred the underworld Star Wars stuff to the Jedi stuff. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | The President's brain is so good |
KillerSlaw 09/10/19 4:43:59 PM #16 | iPhone_7 posted... But Joe Biden is worse because he keeps mispronouncing names. Nah, he's not worse but I'd say he's about even with mixing up New Hampshire and Vermont or whatever it was. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | Literally everyone else in the office is in a meeting...I wasnt invited |
KillerSlaw 09/10/19 4:42:41 PM #8 | Much like you think you're a playboy when you're not, you only think you work there and you actually don't. Make sure you get your stapler before you leave. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | That time Marker Face met The Principal....wtf |
KillerSlaw 09/10/19 4:41:35 PM #2 | I dunno, I think it's kinda funny. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | Death Stranding has 49 minutes of gameplay to be revealed at TGS |
KillerSlaw 09/10/19 4:36:28 PM #11 | I'm starting to think there was a reason Konami wouldn't let Kojima do anything other than Metal Gear Solid games after a point. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | Death Stranding has 49 minutes of gameplay to be revealed at TGS |
KillerSlaw 09/10/19 4:13:52 PM #6 | I'm not gonna lie, I was far more interested in that very fake "Demon Edition" of MGSV than I am of Death Stranding at this point. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | So my 69 year old parents gonna meet my 62 year old boyfriend |
KillerSlaw 09/10/19 4:09:59 PM #47 | I thought it was gum. Hope your dad doesn't steal him away. That would be awkward. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | Iron Man 4 starring Gwyneth Paltrow. |
KillerSlaw 09/10/19 4:06:26 PM #2 | Nobody should want this simply because of how little Gwyneth Paltrow actually cares about the MCU and Iron Man. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | Is Zoe Quin attractive? |
KillerSlaw 09/10/19 4:05:39 PM #4 | I don't get the appeal --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | CE trolled me into buying a Switch; I haven't used it in weeks |
KillerSlaw 09/10/19 4:04:22 PM #7 | CE tricked me into buying a PS4, and I'm having way more fun with my Switch. Moral of the story, don't trust CE. They have shit taste. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | Ppl that use bidets do you just go around with a wet ass? |
KillerSlaw 09/10/19 3:58:00 PM #4 | I twerk it dry --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | New Breaking Bad movie trailer |
KillerSlaw 09/10/19 3:45:24 PM #5 | I get the feeling this is going to be really mediocre. Probably not as bad as the X-Files revival but still disappointing. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | You ever accidentally post a reply in the completely wrong topic? |
KillerSlaw 09/10/19 3:43:49 PM #11 | Oh tons of times, but I don't remember any in particular. Not on this account, but on my old accounts I'd regularly post stuff for Current Events on the Movie boards and have a bunch of users asking me WTF I was going on about if I didn't notice it right away. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | How do you think the media would handle a presidential assasination video today? |
KillerSlaw 09/10/19 3:32:15 PM #2 | The only thing I know is they wouldn't handle it with style or grace. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | Weezer announces new album "Van Weezer" |
KillerSlaw 09/10/19 3:31:37 PM #10 | Did they get so much from that shitty Toto cover that now they're just going to cover Van Halen songs? --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | BL2 has better environmental effects than BL3 |
KillerSlaw 09/10/19 10:44:24 AM #8 | Seems pretty typical for this gen. "At least the textures are 4k!" --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | Gamefaqs has done it again!! Another great feature, create new topic(beta) |
KillerSlaw 09/10/19 9:19:44 AM #6 | V-E-G-Y- posted... Wtf is sbollen thinking with all dese new features? He needs to justify his wages. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | Bam Margera on Dr. Phil |
KillerSlaw 09/09/19 5:23:06 PM #6 | Holy shit he aged horribly He looks older than my ex's 55 year old father. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | Vic Mignogna's court case is imploding. He no-showed the last hearing |
KillerSlaw 09/09/19 5:21:02 PM #26 | Damn Darmik did this dude hug you at a convention or something? --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | I cant listen to Dueling Banjos without thinking of butt rape |
KillerSlaw 09/09/19 9:48:51 AM #4 | I can't hear Foggy Mountain Breakdown without thinking of Homer and Abe Simpson --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | Hideo Kojima is "The last Genius in the industry" |
KillerSlaw 09/08/19 11:11:04 PM #45 | Kojima is a genius, but he's also a really bad writer. Honestly, everyone fucking blowing him has done nothing but make most of his later games a lot worse than they should be. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | RATE this chicks MOLE she has on her |
KillerSlaw 09/08/19 10:25:19 PM #2 | Someones Smuggling Raisins --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | PlayStation: Dualshock controllers don't have an 'X' button |
KillerSlaw 09/08/19 10:10:27 PM #20 | What a dumb nerd thing to care about. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | Would you date Mick Foleys daughter? |
KillerSlaw 09/08/19 7:11:11 PM #17 | She has her fathers ass --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | Boston Red Sox player high fives big boobed fan in the stands during a game |
KillerSlaw 09/08/19 11:54:52 AM #12 | It looks like he was trying to push off the wall and just missed and hit her boobs. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | Are you hyped for Terminator: Dark Fate after the new trailer? |
KillerSlaw 09/06/19 4:54:36 PM #12 | This movie looks so bad holy shit --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | Can you explain this scene? |
KillerSlaw 09/06/19 9:47:17 AM #2 | A childs frame of reference for "toss salad" is basically just the salad offered at Pizza buffets. So it was perfect for this childrens show. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | I guess Sony was lying that the PS5 could play PS4 games |
KillerSlaw 09/06/19 9:45:44 AM #22 | Foppe posted... You know what, lets look at some earlier devkits, just for fun. It makes you wonder why this devkit seems so...stylized? While the rest were just basic ass looking PC's --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | Footage of the scumbag stealing my parcels! |
KillerSlaw 09/06/19 9:00:00 AM #25 | Darmik posted... Do we have any CEtectives in the house? Looks like a work uniform to me but I can only make out TC It's his way to get off on a technicality in court as you are, in fact, the TC. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | A Graphics Upgrade For Your Nintendo Switch? (mClassic Review) |
KillerSlaw 09/06/19 8:56:35 AM #3 | How the fuck is that dude 38? He looks like he's 50+ --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | I could EASILY beat you in a fight because I'm fat. |
KillerSlaw 09/06/19 8:45:21 AM #21 | jpenny2 posted... E. Honda isn't fat though, he has clear pectoral, abdominal, bicep and calf definition. There isn't an ounce of fat on that dude. You might not like it, but that's peak performance right there. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | I could EASILY beat you in a fight because I'm fat. |
KillerSlaw 09/06/19 8:10:51 AM #15 | 1. I'd simply have to choke you out, which wouldn't be hard because you're slow and have trouble breathing anyway, and you have no chin so you'd have a hard time just looking down to stop my inner arm from locking around your windpipe. From there, I would just curbstomp your unconscious head in. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | Whats the best Farcry game to play? got uplay+ so I can check out any of them |
KillerSlaw 09/06/19 7:51:31 AM #5 | I love 2, but it's not the best to play IMO because it tries really hard to be immersive but was made in 2008 so it's kinda jank unless you really get into the atmosphere. Probably 4. I like the location of 3 better but the gameplay additions to 4 are more fun. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | Man loses son in storm. Last word was "Daddy..." |
KillerSlaw 09/06/19 7:50:35 AM #9 | CharlesBronson posted... Why didn't he evacuate? Was there anywhere to evacuate to in the Bahamas? --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | I just made it to the second island in GTA 3 |
KillerSlaw 09/06/19 7:48:36 AM #23 | fan357 posted... I never thought to do that. Wont it disappear after the mission? The mission you get it? No. You're allowed to save it in your garages. After the final mission? Yeah. More than likely it will get blown up during the final helicopter part unless you park it in a good spot away from the helicopters explosions. You could also maybe drive it back to the Shoreside safehouse once all the enemies are killed, but you'd be cutting it pretty close with the time limit (unless it stops once the helicopter part starts, I can't remember) --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | Disney has 1 good Spider Man movie. Sony has 3. |
KillerSlaw 09/05/19 10:53:03 PM #22 | I really didn't like Homecoming tbqh But I also didn't even bother to see ASM 1 or 2. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | I just made it to the second island in GTA 3 |
KillerSlaw 09/05/19 10:49:21 PM #21 | When you get the bulletproof patriot, save it for the final mission. It helps out a lot. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
Topic | I just made it to the second island in GTA 3 |
KillerSlaw 09/05/19 7:34:14 PM #19 | IMO it's not really worth it outside of bragging rights in GTA III. The rewards are much better starting with Vice City. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
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