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| Topic | SNES Nintendo Switch Online is out |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 7:29:48 PM #14 | Godnorgosh posted... You're selling your SNES Classic, which can potentially include every SNES game, for a tiny digital library which is locked behind an online subscription? You say that as if I wouldn't have already done that on the PC I'm using to type this very message if just *having* them mattered to me at all. Plus, I don't play my SNES classic at all. It was a waste of money from the start. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | I just made it to the second island in GTA 3 |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 7:27:54 PM #16 | Hexenherz posted... Just wanna say if you're going for 100% do everything you need to on the first island now. This. *turn corner* *get hit with shotgun* *blows up* --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | I just made it to the second island in GTA 3 |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 7:26:38 PM #15 | darkprince45 posted... FBI9111 posted...I remember using the old flying car code to get there without doing any of the missions. Was glitchy as hell.Wouldnt you get a perm 3 star wanted That didn't start till San Andreas. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Footage of the scumbag stealing my parcels! |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 7:24:02 PM #2 | You should have yelled at him to hustle off like the guy in the commercial. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | You can now play Yoshi's Island on the Switch |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 7:23:09 PM #3 | Super Metroid, literally a perfect game, as well. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | SNES Nintendo Switch Online is out |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 7:18:49 PM #9 | Well, it's got the important stuff. Looks like I'm selling my SNES Classic this week. All I need now is OoT and MM on my Switch and I can sell my 3DS. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | SNES Nintendo Switch Online is out |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 7:17:04 PM #6 | Conflict posted... KillerSlaw posted...Uhhh I went to "membership options", clicked my picture in the corner that lead to my account to check and see if anything had changed with my membership, then backed out and it made it available to me. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | SNES Nintendo Switch Online is out |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 7:11:36 PM #4 | Uhhh They won't let me download it because I have a "free trial membership" The problem is it's a year long fucking membership from Twitch Prime WTF? --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Protestors ready to disrupt Chick Fil A opening in Toronto, Canada |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 6:52:32 PM #2 | k --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Today I had to take a dump at Walmart and my penis touched the water |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 6:51:06 PM #11 | CommonJoe posted... Why was the bowl overflowing? It was a monster dump --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Boogie2988's house broken into, culprit takes photo of his toilet |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 6:47:47 PM #6 | lol remember how he needed his wife to wipe his ass for him? --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Never buy furniture that is difficult to bring into a house |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 6:46:58 PM #20 | Nothing but folding chairs for me, thank you --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Today I had to take a dump at Walmart and my penis touched the water |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 6:43:04 PM #1 | I tell ya, it ain't easy having a big wang. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Have you ever had to submit fingerprints before you got hired? |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 6:25:09 PM #4 | No Only time I had to submit fingerprints was when I got my conceal carry permit --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Nintendo just revealed the first look at...I don't even know what |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 6:23:45 PM #5 | "Ooooh, I did a backflip!" fucking killed me. That's going to be meme'd so fucking bad. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Sakurai promoted playing Banjo Kazooie on Xbox in an official Nintendo stream |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 5:51:13 PM #23 | Wait wait wait, why don't we have the Goldneye remake if Nintendo and Microsoft are now buddy buddy? Does EA/Activision still have the Bond license? --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Sakurai promoted playing Banjo Kazooie on Xbox in an official Nintendo stream |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 5:50:06 PM #22 | Darmik posted...
Was that when Yamauchi told Ballmer to suck his balls? --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Mike Matei has something to say about Disney |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 5:47:38 PM #12 | Miney Crafta --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Mike Matei has something to say about Disney |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 5:45:26 PM #7 | Remember how butthurt he got when Nintendo dared to make their games easy for little kids? --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Mike Matei has something to say about Disney |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 5:40:18 PM #1 | https://twitter.com/Mike_Matei/status/1169501645421588480?s=20  --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | I'm listening to some Eddie Murphy stand up and wtf, he's homophobic as fuck |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 5:34:29 PM #25 | That was just the style at the time  --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | DR CE, help a brother out |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 5:26:26 PM #4 | I think it's gout --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | If you caught someone looking at lewd things in public... |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 5:21:15 PM #3 | My first day of college the guy who sat next to me during a computer lab class just looked at porn the whole time. I just laughed and assumed it was a Croation thing. Niko is legit the only dude I remember from college (cause he looked at porn, and cause he had the same name as the guy from GTA IV which I was playing at the time) But back to the point, I didn't say nothing cause I ain't no snitch. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | I'm listening to some Eddie Murphy stand up and wtf, he's homophobic as fuck |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 5:16:24 PM #10 | Bad_Mojo posted... But you dont hear anyone trying to ban rap music for that homophobic shit I've seen a few CEmen get upset about DMX lyrics over the years. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | The perfect movie but it's directed by Rian Johnson and stars Brie Larson. |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 5:10:09 PM #12 | DeadBankerDream posted...
I dunno, I just always think of this image when I hear Rian Johnson now. I knew him as "The Pooper Guy" before The Last Jedi. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | The perfect movie but it's directed by Rian Johnson and stars Brie Larson. |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 5:07:16 PM #9 |  --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Trump tweeted this six minutes ago |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 5:04:08 PM #14 | Serious Cat posted... Yes, the chart shows there was a chance Alabama would be hit. That chance was 5%. You gotta understand how serious that is to someone like Trump. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | What the gun control debate boils down to for 2nd amendment folks... |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 5:02:16 PM #11 | Petrichoric posted... No, what it boils down to is one side is trying to convince everyone that the other side wants a complete ban. Only anti gun zealots want a complete ban. They also used to just want to ban smoking in certain areas of restaurants. Only anti-smoking zealots wanted to ban smoking everywhere. Now look where we are at. Not quite at a complete smoking ban but close enough. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | What would you do right now if you found out you had one week to live? |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 5:00:33 PM #24 | I'd probably fuck this ugly chick who is obsessed with me. Probably also try and rob a bank or jewelry store. Me and my dad always had this pact that if we got terminal cancer we'd rob a bank or jewelry store although looking back I'm not sure if he was serious since I was like 14 at the time... --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | The perfect movie but it's directed by Rian Johnson and stars Brie Larson. |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 4:58:51 PM #4 | You messed up, it should also be a Star Wars movie and Brie is the starring Jedi. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | What is with Jeremy Renner becoming the spokesperson for weekend ruggedness? |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 4:58:10 PM #7 | Smashingpmkns posted... This all screams mid life crisis and I feel like he doesn't have to do this to himself lol For real, I like Jeremy Renner enough. I wouldn't say I'm a "fan" but I've enjoyed him in all the movies I've seen him in and think he's a pretty good actor. But all this recent stuff makes me kind of cringe The pop music, the jeep commercials, the app and now having a weird outdoor brand on Amazon with pictures of him being a rugged weekend warrior with inspirational quotes about nature is just...weird. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | What is with Jeremy Renner becoming the spokesperson for weekend ruggedness? |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 4:37:25 PM #3 | Orlando_Jordan posted... Jeremy Renner wants to be the next big meme after Keanu Reeves. Eh, I could see it in a joke meme sort of way. Not in the endearing kind of meme Keanu has become though. His app recently imploding will surely help in the joke meme category. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | What is with Jeremy Renner becoming the spokesperson for weekend ruggedness? |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 4:35:37 PM #1 | First he has those weird Jeep commercials that feature his pop music, and now I find out he has his own outdoor collection on Amazon? Like I get he plays a guy that uses a bow but he never struck me as a real outdoorsy fellow. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Krystal was made Community Manager 5 years ago today |
| KillerSlaw 09/05/19 3:52:26 PM #47 | Wasn't a major responsibility of her job running the Gamefaqs Twitter account, and she ended up never posting anything on it? Like on one hand I agree some people went too far, but on the other I remember her being legitimately bad community manager. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Boogie2988 feared dead |
| KillerSlaw 09/03/19 3:24:04 PM #14 | Remember that the dude managed to get through Hostess going under. I'm sure he can weather some shitty tweets and some lost subs. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Disney has stopped the licensing of old Fox movies to commercial theaters |
| KillerSlaw 08/28/19 11:26:58 PM #5 | Make sure to not subscribe to Disney+ as Disney really needs to lose the "streaming war" --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Help me pick an MGS T-shirt |
| KillerSlaw 08/28/19 11:20:00 PM #4 | None of those Find this one  --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Director Joel Schumacher estimates he's had up to 20,000 sexual partners |
| KillerSlaw 08/28/19 11:15:35 PM #12 |  --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Ignorant person: "Im tired of the politics in videogames nowadays!" |
| KillerSlaw 08/25/19 1:08:32 PM #19 | How about just do it well instead of doing it shitty? Could we all agree on that? --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Joe Walsh announces he's challenging Trump in the primaries |
| KillerSlaw 08/25/19 1:01:00 PM #12 | My sister retweets this dudes tweets all the time. I thought he was John Walsh for the longest time lol --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Rewatched Terminator 3 for the first time since it came out. |
| KillerSlaw 08/25/19 12:58:37 PM #23 | A great follow up to Terminator 2 was impossible. It's an okay action film though. Enjoyable enough for what it is. I like it more than Salvation and Genisys. Like I don't ever want to watch those films ever again. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Remember that cop who got shot by a sniper a few days ago? |
| KillerSlaw 08/25/19 12:50:13 PM #19 | I never even heard about this story so... --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Originally Thor was going to ___ in Endgame (MCU Spoilers) |
| KillerSlaw 08/25/19 12:48:34 PM #21 | Thor talking to his mother works better. IDK why people shit all over Thor in Endgame. His whole arc is one of the better parts of that movie and dealt with the whole PTSD thing a lot better than Tony having it in Iron Man 3. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker poster released |
| KillerSlaw 08/25/19 12:46:05 PM #104 | That poster is ass, IDK why the hell I see people getting excited. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
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