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TopicWhat's the closest you've come to cheating on a romantic partner?
CaptainOfCrush
05/19/19 10:15:38 AM
#4
Bumpo.
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TopicChoose a gift: Infinite wealth or Infinite sex?
CaptainOfCrush
05/19/19 4:23:39 AM
#37
Cocytus posted...
CaptainOfCrush posted...
Both of these sound horrible

All the money or pussy in the world doesn't sound appealing to you?

I'd much rather have a normal-life balance where you make some money and enjoy some sex. Going all-or-nothing on either of these would just lead to a miserable life, especially for someone who actually wants sex.
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TopicChoose a gift: Infinite wealth or Infinite sex?
CaptainOfCrush
05/19/19 3:24:46 AM
#17
Both of these sound horrible
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TopicWhat's the closest you've come to cheating on a romantic partner?
CaptainOfCrush
05/19/19 1:51:14 AM
#1
While in a relationship, have you ever - Results (16 votes)
Had full sexual intercourse with another person
12.5% (2 votes)
2
Given and/or received oral sex with another person
0% (0 votes)
0
Sexually explored above the waist (breasts) with another person
12.5% (2 votes)
2
Romantically kissed another person
6.25% (1 vote)
1
Made plans to meet another person (with sex in mind) that never materialized
0% (0 votes)
0
Engaged in explicit sexual conversation (phone, text, in person) with another person
6.25% (1 vote)
1
Engaged in a more "innocent flirting" with another person that you would still not want your partner to know about
18.75% (3 votes)
3
I have never done any of the above while in a romantic relationship
12.5% (2 votes)
2
I have never been in a romantic relationship
31.25% (5 votes)
5
I've probably omitted some other popular choices, but I think the major ones are available for pickin
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TopicWhich job would you take?
CaptainOfCrush
05/18/19 9:57:07 AM
#7
The main thing stopping me from runnin wit da welfare is embarrassment, but I'm not sure if it's any more embarrassing than working for Trump, and it's far less likely to torpedo my future career prospects like a Trump admin section on my resume might.

I've worked in Big 4 public accounting and was no match for the grinding nature of its stress and hourly commitments, and I hear investment banking is even worse so fuck that.

The farm labor is probably the most personally honorable, but I've already got back problems and am not sure I'd last a month. I've had nothing but office jobs for most of my life.

Welfare Queen it is.
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TopicMCU Phase 1 beated
CaptainOfCrush
05/15/19 7:49:45 PM
#2
Weird I'm doing the exact same thing

I felt most were "kind of ok" and samey since most were origin stories, but Avengers surprised me - that one was fun as hell and easily my favorite.
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TopicCan the person who works at Disney and the other Disney goers answer some quick
CaptainOfCrush
05/15/19 5:42:34 PM
#35
God damn family vacations are expensive. God bless you, B8 dads.
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TopicToday, a user said it's better to get some from a 320 lb chick...
CaptainOfCrush
05/15/19 2:57:30 AM
#17
I got a bj from an obese girl a few years ago, and she fucken feasted on it like her life hung in the balance. I dunno about intercourse, but I recommend everyone try to get head from a big girl at least once.
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TopicLive action aladdin Prince Ali clip
CaptainOfCrush
05/15/19 12:43:36 AM
#22
My favorite part is Jasmine's gold digging friend - I hope she makes a thirsty play for Aladdin.
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Topicsome more God of War art director's take on Super Smash Bros characters
CaptainOfCrush
05/13/19 6:31:21 PM
#7
Samus head too small
Fox head too big
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TopicWhy all sumo wrestler fat?
CaptainOfCrush
05/13/19 3:47:37 PM
#10
LightHawKnight posted...
Unlike what media tells you, size and mass matters.

Pretty much. It may be hard to notice on TV, but these sumo wrestlers are absolutely massive. They exceed pro bodybuilders in muscle and strength, and they have a good 100 pounds of fat atop that. A 350 lb sumo wrestler is considered TINY, whereas there are only a handful of linemen in the NFL at that weight. The strongest bodybuilder in the world would be physically destroyed trying to test himself against an elite sumo wrestler. They just pack too much mass and strength.
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TopicIs Game of Thrones the greatest trainwreck ever?
CaptainOfCrush
05/13/19 1:31:24 AM
#13
I haven't even seen GoT, but going from the OT to Phantom Menace was a colossal loss of quality. Not sure anything tops that.
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TopicWhich game do you own the most copies of?
CaptainOfCrush
05/12/19 4:16:09 PM
#21
Probably RE4

GameCube
Wii
360
PS4
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TopicFavorite original MCU Avengers character
CaptainOfCrush
05/11/19 8:38:56 PM
#22
I'll give a long take later since I just started watching the MCU and these movies are pretty fresh in my mind, but I might be the only guy with Iron Man in last. Not a fan of the smug douche personality type.
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TopicI'm 28 and balding: should I just shave it all off?
CaptainOfCrush
05/10/19 9:01:17 PM
#13
Try a close buzz first (like the closest). It's faster than a full shave and you may prefer the look to shiny-bald. Either way, absolutely do something about it.

I'm pretty bald now at age 33. When my hair first started thinning nearly a decade ago, I was really self-conscious and often grew it really long to hide the recession. In my late 20s, I said fuck it, began to shave, and was relieved to find out many girls like that look on a guy. I've had a funner social and life bald than I ever did with hair - just don't rock the "male pattern baldness" look.
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TopicProjared
CaptainOfCrush
05/10/19 4:11:37 PM
#89
Welp guy's a bigger idiot than I thought somehow
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TopicProjared
CaptainOfCrush
05/10/19 4:00:03 PM
#86
Yeah, I'd be shocked if the dude was thinking about his career, subscriber count, ex-wife, mistress, or online reputation right now. He's probably got a lawyer with a sole focus of keeping his ass out of jail.
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TopicProjared
CaptainOfCrush
05/10/19 11:04:31 AM
#36
TheCodeisBosco posted...
Still though, while I try not to be "that guy" who shakes his cane at everything Zoomers like, the sheer amount of influence YouTube culture has on that gen concerns me a little.

I see where you're coming from. I can't (and don't care to) verify this, but apparently the girl in this exchange is 15:

https://imgur.com/MubBNQq

She's so eager to give so much of herself to this guy. It's sad reading that.
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TopicProjared
CaptainOfCrush
05/10/19 10:43:29 AM
#27
Oh I'm not using it as one, but I have committed infidelity before, so I guess I'll make the claim that I MAY have a broader understanding of his behavior than someone who says "I can never understand why anyone would do this."

It's not a defense for him or others who make the same mistakes, myself including. I've always been ashamed.
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TopicProjared
CaptainOfCrush
05/10/19 10:36:39 AM
#24
Jakyl25 posted...
How is anyone this thirsty

I've had struggles with this before, I'm ashamed to say. The desire for the "newness" of an unexplored sexual tryst (be it physical, over the phone, online, whatever) can be overpowering. The guys who are criticizing him for cheating on his wife with a less attractive woman don't really understand that part of it - it has very little to do with how pretty they are.
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TopicProjared
CaptainOfCrush
05/10/19 10:30:17 AM
#22
Btw, AVGN is a saint. Dude was the first famous online gamer, and instead of letting the fame get to his head, he's been holding steady pursuing his passion for 15 years, and he partners up with literal no-name friends for his movie review vids - guy's doing them the biggest solid in the world. I'd be legit disappointed if a scandal like this broke out with James Rolfe.
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TopicProjared
CaptainOfCrush
05/10/19 9:51:52 AM
#7
Shadow Dino posted...
Holy hell did it escalate from "YouTuber cheats on wife" to "YouTuber creeps on teenagers"

I think I got the gist of this yesterday. The story goes that Projared started a "fake" SEND ME NUDES forum on Tumblr, and it was initially condoned by his wife because it was apparently a "body positive safe space" or something. Of course, he used it as a platform to converse with girls and swap actual nudes, and some of those girls wound up being underage. I have no idea if he knew they were underage.
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TopicProjared
CaptainOfCrush
05/10/19 9:48:00 AM
#4
TheCodeisBosco posted...
YouTube "culture" became a truly gross thing, didn't it?

Eh, I'd imagine nearly every "culture" has crappy people and bad behavior that gets swept under the rug. I saw a good post on this in another topic that got me thinking - the main difference with these new YouTube/Social Media celebrities is that they don't even have the buffer of a private life to shield them when shit hits the fan. Everything is online and public because their whole lives are online and public.
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TopicDo you think endgame breaks avatar's record?
CaptainOfCrush
05/09/19 7:01:01 PM
#13
Xiahou Shake posted...
It sure seems like it's going to happen. Looking forward to it - it'll be nice to have an actually culturally relevant movie in the #1 spot after all this time.

In its defense, Avatar was very culturally relevant during its theatrical run before seemingly disappearing off the face of the Earth. A part of me still thinks these planned sequels will never release because everyone knows they'll bomb.

Also my god, watching that movie first on Blu-Ray (never experiencing it in 3D like everyone else) was a painful experience. Fucking thing SUCKED.
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TopicDetective Pikachu: 68% on RT
CaptainOfCrush
05/05/19 8:56:36 AM
#102
Don't care what the reviews say - the original Mortal Kombat is #1
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TopicNBA Discussion - can this regular season just end now
CaptainOfCrush
04/24/19 1:27:18 AM
#345
That shot was, without a fuck duck of a doubt, one of the most alpha things I've ever seen in my life.
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TopicMovie and Box Office Topic: Prepping for Endgame
CaptainOfCrush
04/23/19 10:05:40 AM
#37
Oh, I didn't mean I wanted to power through them to catch Endgame in theaters. I just wanna get through them in general while they're still a cultural juggernaut. I already missed the train with Game of Thrones.
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TopicMovie and Box Office Topic: Prepping for Endgame
CaptainOfCrush
04/23/19 4:24:16 AM
#30
Grand Kirby posted...
What kind of movies do you generally like?

Honestly, most anything, but I probably tune out and ignore comedies most of all. This is especially true for modern comedies that try to emulate "internet humor" and, for me at least, almost always fail.

Grand Kirby posted...
Also, I read this wrong. I thought it said "everyone says those are shit", which I wouldn't really disagree with. I actually never watched Hulk (no one ever talks about it though), but Iron Man 2 was pretty disappointing.

Sorry, that is actually what I meant. From the bits and pieces I've picked up, Hulk and IM2 seem to be the least regarded. I think you're right that I may enjoy the Cap movies more; I've heard so many good things about Winter Soldier.
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TopicMovie and Box Office Topic: Prepping for Endgame
CaptainOfCrush
04/23/19 3:28:05 AM
#27
Apologies in advance for hijacking this topic (I hope you all believe that I'm not trolling), but I want to ask the MCU fans for their opinions.

Until recently, the only MCU movie I had seen was Black Panther, which I thought was fun in theaters but have had no desire to rewatch. A couple weeks ago, I watched the first Iron Man and honestly didn't care for it. A few years ago, I tried to sit through GotG and quit 20 minutes in, but in that film's defense, I was watching with hyperactive little cousins and not paying too much attention.

I know my sample size is pretty paltry, but would it be kiiiiiiinda reasonable at this point to just assume these movies aren't for me? My brother told me he really liked Infinity War despite only seeing a couple of the earlier films... but I'm too OCD about this stuff to do that. In order to reach Infinity War, I gotta watch all ~18 movies. I want to power through them, partly because they have become so culturally significant and partly so I don't skip something excellent, but considering comedy may be my least favorite genre (weird I know) and the MCU seems steeped in comedy, I may just hate the long ride.

Also, Hulk and Iron Man 2 would be next up, and everyone says those are the shits
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TopicNBA Discussion - can this regular season just end now
CaptainOfCrush
04/16/19 2:00:48 AM
#249
They gave up 85 in the second half, were they literally playing defense with their eyes closed
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TopicThe purge rate on this board changed
CaptainOfCrush
02/12/19 12:14:56 PM
#27
Sweet Victory, boys!
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TopicThank you Board 8
CaptainOfCrush
03/05/18 5:11:54 AM
#143
Awesome pics! The Disney trip looks like it was a blast.

It's cool that you guys got pics with Tiana - she's my gf's favorite. She's one of only two characters I've ever gotten pics with. =)
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TopicThank you Board 8
CaptainOfCrush
03/01/18 4:46:52 PM
#51
Wow, I had no idea about any of this. Congrats!
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