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TopicAny of you guys play Pillars of Eternity?
wolfy42
12/21/19 2:51:04 AM
#4
Extra summons are really useful, generally gives you another creature to use to attack and to keep enemies off your guys. Think there is a spider summon you can get right off the bat with a new char for instance that works quite well.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicAny of you guys play Pillars of Eternity?
wolfy42
12/21/19 2:45:03 AM
#2
It is a fun game:) You get companions and one of them very early on is a fighter actually

Blond haired guy.


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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicPineapple on Pizza
wolfy42
12/21/19 2:36:34 AM
#9
But anchovies are the worst crime.....I can even taste when they use the same cutter they have used on a pizza with anchovies. It so ruins pizza for me. I couldn't even eat a pizza hut pizza with them.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicPineapple on Pizza
wolfy42
12/21/19 2:35:50 AM
#8
I don't like ham or pinapple on my pizza, although it depends on how good the pizza is. I can eat, say a hawaain at pizza hut. Why? Because their cheese is crap, their crust isn't too bad, their sauce is meh, but the cheese is like cottage cheese or something. So if you put ham + pinapples on it, then it tastes like crap with ham and pinnaples on it which is kinda an improvement.

But ifyou put them on a good pizza with great cheese, then you will make me cry.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicDon't fuck with cats!
wolfy42
12/21/19 2:26:24 AM
#6
wwinterj25 posted...
I love those.


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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicSo my cousin almost kissed his other cousin.
wolfy42
12/21/19 2:25:41 AM
#3
wwinterj25 posted...
So did they fuck or what?


Yes, that is what he said, they broke up immediatly afterwards.

Turns out cousin sex isn't very good.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicAn odd thought about death.
wolfy42
12/21/19 2:24:47 AM
#21
wwinterj25 posted...
Then I'm wrong and some folk are not making up things to help them deal with facts of life. All life begins and all life ends that's it.


Ain't no diff if there is an afterlife, you'll still have to deal with it after you die, if you believe in it, or you don't. Makes no point to worry about it while your alive.

Personally, I believe we change so much while alive, that such a huge change as dying would pretty much change you to the point where you are no longer you anymore, so it doesn't really matter.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicHave you ever made love to your cousin
wolfy42
12/21/19 1:57:27 AM
#54
Extreme_light posted...
I touched my cousin's nipple once. Does that count?


It depends, were you trying to milk your cousin after watching Meet the Parents?

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
Topicstill a virgin at 46.
wolfy42
12/21/19 1:49:42 AM
#184
FrothySolutions posted...
*listens intently*


Look, I don't do much anymore, I'm old and lazy and I barely volunteer, but seriously there are women who are just plain out lonely, and I'm not even talking about just women over 50 etc. If you are willing to listen and be company for someone, no matter what gender you are, how you look etc, if your not an absolute horrid person, you can find someone. There are more lonely people out there then people in relationships, or at least it seems that way to me.

This becomes more and more true the older you get, and honestly it's really sad. I actually do feel bad about not finding another person and making their life happier. I did a great job with Linda the whole time we were together, but I just have no energy left, I can't do that again and I can't take a chance at someone I am responsible for, care about getting sick etc.

But if you still have the energy, if you actually want a relationship, you can have one, there are people out there who need you, want you and are sad without you. Find one, because they sure hope you will.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
Topicstill a virgin at 46.
wolfy42
12/21/19 1:41:06 AM
#180
FrothySolutions posted...
I am ugly, yes. But my friend assures me this will work. I don't think it will, but I might as well try his idea. So I don't know what I offer, if anything.

But suppose I am ugly. Women don't wanna have sex with people they aren't attracted to, I think that goes for everyone. Am I just screwed?

Not everyone is visually stimulated, and there are girls who consider themselves ugly and look for guys that are similar,there are girls that find "ugly" guys attractive as well. There are girls who just want a guy that will treat them well and appreciate them, there is honestly pretty much a person for everyone, if you actually go out there and look.

So yeah, if you wanna find someone, you prioratize it and actually put effort in, you'll find someone, pretty much no matter who you are or how you look.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicI'm pretty sure, every single one of you could have Taco Bell within an hour,
wolfy42
12/21/19 1:03:53 AM
#3
Extreme_light posted...
Why would I want to though?

I'm with you brother, but we are a minority, the hoards have spoken and they love Taco bell. I have fought against the brain washing, to no avail, the future is here and the future is Taco Bell!!!

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicI'm pretty sure, every single one of you could have Taco Bell within an hour,
wolfy42
12/21/19 1:00:35 AM
#1
If you really wanted it.

So, I would say that everywhere is Taco bell.

The future is here.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicHave you ever made love to your cousin
wolfy42
12/21/19 12:57:26 AM
#45
McSame_as_Bush posted...
I wrote a paper on cousin marriage years ago in school, so I have lots of fun cousin lovin facts if anyone is interested.


How much research (cousins) did you do?

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
Topicwhy do british people call the atlantic ocean, 'the pond'
wolfy42
12/21/19 12:56:36 AM
#5
Lokarin posted...
cuz they peed in it


Is that why it's so salty?

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicThis witcher netflix show
wolfy42
12/21/19 12:48:47 AM
#2
Yup, didn't like the game, but i'm enjoying the show. Watching it right now.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicWhy did they change vice grip to vise grip in Pokemon?
wolfy42
12/21/19 12:35:08 AM
#4
Vyse grip is the cool spelling.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicHave you ever made love to your cousin
wolfy42
12/21/19 12:33:53 AM
#42
JoanOfArcade posted...
My dad was adopted and we don't know anything about his biological family just that they're from near here so it's not out of the realm of possibility


I was recently told you can take a DNA test and it will help you find your ancestors or lost siblings etc. My sister was put up for adoption (older sister) before I was born and all I know about her was her name was Heather. Never been able to find out more info. I am gonna do that DNA thing sometime though and see if I can find her that way.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicHave you ever made love to your cousin
wolfy42
12/21/19 12:22:07 AM
#40
Jen0125 posted...
No dang booty meat


Hey!! My booty buttcheecks bring all the boys to the yard.

Oh....wait.......

Whatever!

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
Topicstill a virgin at 46.
wolfy42
12/21/19 12:20:17 AM
#163
FrothySolutions posted...


This board, and any board, is better than a TV because you can't ask a TV questions and get responses.


Wait...the TV doesn't answer back for you guys?

*worried*

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicHave you ever made love to your cousin
wolfy42
12/21/19 12:18:24 AM
#39
I just think Booty scissoring didn't get invented till recently, you youngins have all the fun!!

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicHave you ever made love to your cousin
wolfy42
12/21/19 12:14:41 AM
#33
Jen0125 posted...
Like interlocking your buttcheeks together like a zipper


Wait, is scissoring buts a thing?

How come I never hard about this?

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
Topicstill a virgin at 46.
wolfy42
12/21/19 12:13:04 AM
#158
FrothySolutions posted...
There are real people that I can talk to on PotD. But TV is fiction.


I've yelled at more people on TV then on PoTD.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
Topicstill a virgin at 46.
wolfy42
12/21/19 12:11:41 AM
#156
FrothySolutions posted...
That wouldn't work. 40-Year-Old Virgin ends with Steve Carell having sex with Catherine Keener. He's not a virgin anymore.

Nah, actually if I was making the movie, i'd have Steve's character actually help your character (not you, but the person who plays you) actually get laid at 50!! It would be the perfect sequel, especially since Steve looks like he's 60+ at this point so it could be like 20 years in the future, and you could be his nephew or something.


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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicI'm obsessed with tea
wolfy42
12/21/19 12:09:59 AM
#9
Here you go fellow tea lover. You can probably find it at a local tea shop as well if there are any near you.

https://teatrekker.com/product/yixing-black/

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicHave you ever made love to your cousin
wolfy42
12/20/19 11:56:33 PM
#17
Ogurisama posted...
Youre enjoying this much bad boy *cracks whip*


Mmmm, whips, so much like tentacles *quivers*.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicWhy is Santa beloved?
wolfy42
12/20/19 11:55:47 PM
#8
I mean, he is of course pure evil. Just re-arrange the letters of his name and you get Satan.

And you want more proof?

Why do dogs always bark when he's around?

Re-arrange dog and you get........God!!!!!

So obviously Santa is evil, he tricks kids into being materialistic and selfish.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicHave you ever made love to your cousin
wolfy42
12/20/19 11:51:45 PM
#15
Ogurisama posted...
I will get whips and a leash and shame you in public the way god intended!

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



Woot this thread is heating up!!!

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
Topicstill a virgin at 46.
wolfy42
12/20/19 11:50:17 PM
#148
Has anyone suggested you write a book and then sell it to a production company so they can make a sequel to the 40 year old virgin? The 50 year old virgin, you just gotta wait a few more years and you could be rich.

And rich I have heard is attractive, so then you'll have tons of girls beating down your doors and you won't be a virgin anymore!!

Problem solved!

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicHave you ever made love to your cousin
wolfy42
12/20/19 11:48:22 PM
#11
Zangulus posted...
Dont kinkshame me.


I like being shamed, spankings are fun as well.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicHave you ever made love to your cousin
wolfy42
12/20/19 11:46:14 PM
#8
Man I'm so glad you all are on this board along with Mead and a few others:)

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicHave you ever made love to your cousin
wolfy42
12/20/19 11:44:35 PM
#5
Aren't we all cousins in a way?

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
Topicstill a virgin at 46.
wolfy42
12/20/19 11:43:49 PM
#142
Another thing I have not seen mentioned. Even though I am totally not a club type guy, I have been around forever, and seriously if your hitting bars/clubs, go with friends, even if ti's only one, especially if you have no experience. You'll feel way more confident, you'll have someone to hand out with talk with, and in this case your friend probably won't ditch you for some girl he fancies because he knows your sitch.


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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
Topicstill a virgin at 46.
wolfy42
12/20/19 11:40:35 PM
#141
FrothySolutions posted...
Hold on, where in God's name??? Because I specifically make my roost in bar/club bathrooms. I don't see any of that. Am I just in the wrong part of the country? Are you even in the United States? We're talking about the United States here.

This isn't about me just not being a virgin, I want a sex life worth having. Sex one time isn't enough. And what do you want from me? Every time we met, neither one of us wanted to have sex. We wanted to do the thing we met up for and then go home.


I mean she could have been Asexual or demi-sexual, which is more common than people think. I would consider myself demi probably, although I was certainly quite attracted to women in my 20's and 30's and still can appreciate them, I also was slightly turned off by porn in general (certain types more then others, I don't like bodily fluids basically). There are plenty of women out there as well, so even if your not Demi, she could have been.

I sometimes wonder if/how two demi-sexual or worse asexual people ever have sex at all lol (kinda like Sheldon from BBT I guess). I never dated/slept with a demi, every woman I was every with had a strong sex drive and other then the first (who also did.....and I wasn't ready for it at that point) always initiated sex, not the other way around.

IF it was up to me, I probably wouldn't have had sex till I got married again after the first time.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
Topic$80 tip days are the awesome.
wolfy42
12/20/19 11:34:43 PM
#10
SunWuKung420 posted...
That's a high day for me. $40-50 is a median average since we spilt tips. I alson don't consider my tips as part of my salary.


You shoulda heard my friend curse if he got less than $200 in a day, he didn't consider his "salary" at all (which really sucked cause most of the rest of us only made around what his base salary was lol). In WA you get min wage + tips, but min wage was $12 back then and he considered the $72 a day he would get as nothing.

At least they split tips there with the cooks, here if your lucky you get like 10% and again that is usually just 10% of credit card tips, the cash ones just go poof (or most of em do).

I was gonna work at the same place as my friend as a cook till I found out about that. Basically the wait staff makes $400+ a day while the cooks make $100....not very fair....even if it was around the same amount as other options I have, and I prefer cooking, I wasn't down with the system.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
Topicstill a virgin at 46.
wolfy42
12/20/19 11:29:43 PM
#135
Lol, I am the last person on the planet to ask how you should dress. I think I must actually be pretty freaking attractive (my father (never knew him) was supposedly a male stripper and I look just like him) because I have literally never cared about the clothes I wear etc. I would semi-dress up for court (even wear a tie) but that was about as far as I ever went.

So yeah, sorry, you gotta ask other people for tips on that. I just wear sweat pants and t-shirts now and even did that when I taught elementary school (Was called Mr. Wolf because I always wore wolf t-shirts hehe).

In general though just you know keep your hair (facial hair etc) trim/nice, and don't wear dirty clothes and you should be ok. There is WAY more to it than that, but I have literally never given 2 mucks about it lol.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
Topic$80 tip days are the awesome.
wolfy42
12/20/19 11:26:12 PM
#8
First $80 seems very low, but it's probably because your a cook. My friend worked at a meh resteraunt downtown and pretty much never came home with less then $200 in tips (for 6 hour shifts). Do you just get 10% of the (credit card) tips or something like that?

I wanted to be a cook but the crappy tipping situation here for them kept me from doing it (it's usually something like the 10%, and even then, the waiters often just grab the cash tips.

Also, I don't think you can avoid tipping uber eats drivers at least anymore. As far as Uber drivers themselves, I tip, but I also don't use uber much because with a tip it's not a good deal even for short rides.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicWho is Jesus?
wolfy42
12/20/19 11:23:02 PM
#14
This reminds me, I went to a store recently, H&L Groceries I think it was, and they had one whole isle of wine on the right and a whole isle of water on the left.

I'm not sure if many people got the joke, but I think whoever set it up that way was a genius.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
Topicstill a virgin at 46.
wolfy42
12/20/19 11:19:42 PM
#128
Actually how you dress and look over all is more important than your physical appearance to many women, unless it's an extreme or something. Post a pic if you want and we can have more of an idea.

I don't do casual, never have, so I can't give you advice on random dating, apps etc. I can tell you women both want to have sex and enjoy it as well though, so if you put yourself out there, are not an absolute troll (in looks or attitude) and probably even then to be honest (especially if you go to places where alcohol is involved), you'll find someone. It is a bit harder (or not lol) post 45 or so, your kinda in the limbo between when most people are dating, and senior dating starts. Basically you could just wait to 55 and then you will be young stud in the senior living apartments etc *heh*. I only have 5 years and I'll be in high demand!!!

But I mean what always worked for me was to do things I enjoyed. There will be women doing those things as well (usually...and way more often now than in my day if that thing is video games) and then you can just get to know a few and if your attracted to one, let her know and see where things go.

Doesn't have to be a big deal, and if she isn't into you, no big deal either, you can't be dying to have sex for over 30 years, so don't worry about it too much. IF you want to just get it over with, go to vegas or wherever (Amsterdam?) where prostitution is legal, in fact that is probably a great idea since they probably have alot of experience with similar situations (at least guys in their mid 30's etc).

In the end it's up to you how much effort its' worth if any, or if you even want it to be a part of your life. I've had sex, good sex, and it can be great, it's also good exercise, it helps with depression and it helps bond you with another person and make you closer, more comfortable with each other etc. Even with all that, and the knowledge of how positive it can be etc, I am still not looking for a sexual relationship again. I'm done with it, and since you have not even had sex, you could easily choose the same path. Many people have gone their whole lives without having sex and the is absolutely nothing wrong with it.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
Topicstill a virgin at 46.
wolfy42
12/20/19 10:59:45 PM
#117
FrothySolutions posted...
I'm ready like it's Lemon Crush. But also, it seems a little disingenuous for everyone to be like "Sex is nothing, even something as basic as food is better" but also say "Sex is a big huge thing, make sure you're ready."


Food is not simple, food is life. Before I go on any trip, I research the food available and plan for it. I have moved to areas specifically for the food, I once flew cross country to NY just for some pizza. I am a bit crazy about food, and no, many people wouldn't rate food over sex.

I have never had a huge sex drive, I didn't go searching for someone to have sex with, I went searching for someone who's company I enjoyed and liked to do things with, and one of those things would sometimes end up being sex.

That is not normal, that is not most guys especially in their 20's (or at least it didn't used to be), but that is me.

And yeah, sex for the first time at 46 is kinda a big deal, that is why I'mlike, prepare man, because if you try it and it doesn't work out well, you might give up or be too nervous to try again. A little preparation and knowledge could help make sure your first time goes well, and you enjoy it, therefore making it more likely for you to have more of it *lol*.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
Topicstill a virgin at 46.
wolfy42
12/20/19 10:55:53 PM
#114
FrothySolutions posted...
I explained that it was because we couldn't meet in person as often as we liked. Plus, we're both old and unattractive. If anything, it was because of my lack of trying.

Menopause makes you drier down there. I god damned knew it. I would like to have sex with a woman and satisfy her in ways that get her to self-lubricate. This is just not an option for older women? I mean, a much lesser option? God DAMN IT!


Well, it can, I don't think it always does, and more then likely it's still affected by sexual activity as well, so if a woman goes through menopause AND doesn't have sex for awhile, it's probably more likely (but I'm not a doctor, and also not a woman).

But you can certainly still please a woman sexually after menopause, and at 46 your not too old to actually date women in their mid 30's and it not feel creepy, which is pretty much their sexual peek, so no worried.

It's funny cause I always wanted to, and never got to do the early dating stuff. I graduated on my 16th birthday and had never been on a date, never got to hold hands, go to movies, my first kiss with a woman was while actually having sex with her. I have always regretted that.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
Topicstill a virgin at 46.
wolfy42
12/20/19 10:52:40 PM
#111
RCtheWSBC posted...
Legit. A safe, clean, controlled environment to explore your interests as much as you can afford.


Prob not even that expensive over all, if planned out in advance. Bus rides to Vegas from surrounding areas are very cheap. Might be a good idea, since I'm pretty sure the girl would be understand and well...has alot of experience lol. No clue on the rates but I bet you could do the whole trip for under $1k and do other things while your there as well (all those buffets!!!).

Food has always been >>>>> than sex for me. Even if Sex was quite enjoyable for most of my life (food is life so there is no comparison).

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
Topicstill a virgin at 46.
wolfy42
12/20/19 10:43:44 PM
#107
I believe it's through dissuse. I think (again ain't do research) women go through menopause and have less lubrication (naturally, though you can use other lubricants to make up for it), I know many men who have active sex lives into their 80's, so it doesn't just BAM happen, but I think if you are old enough and you stop having sex all together (including self pleasure), then it starts happening. If it concerns you, I would certainly look it up. Also as I mentioned talking to your doctor wouldn't be a bad idea either.

In my case my wife was ill since 2010, and I have not had sex in all that time. Even though she was ok with me seeing someone else (Since she was bed bound for 3+ years), I don't do casual and I was already taking care of her full time, I couldn't get involved with another person. By the time she passed (almost 3 years ago now) and I recovered (somewhat) from that, I just have no sex drive left at all. I could probably get one by taking pills, steroids, etc, or heck even actively dating etc, but I'm not interested enough to do so, and to be totally honest, I'm scared about caring for someone again, and I don't know how to have sex with a person without caring about them (heck I care about people I don't have sex with).

So doesn't really leave me many options, therefore, I just decided to stop even being open to relationships etc.

More than likely if you have never had sex, but actually want to, that......motivation...should keep you active, at least for awhile. I don't know how common it is to actually make it to your 40's without having sex. I had sex the first time at 19 and by that point I was completely and totally out of patience for waiting and even though I was a romantic that wanted to find "the one" etc, I ended up losing my virginity to a girl I met in a restaraunt and that I only saw a few more times after that.

How you can actually hold out through your 20's is beyond me, but it's also a different world now with tons of methods of entertainment, games etc, so I could see getting distracted and never actually finding a girl (or finding a girl who doesn't want to till marriage etc, but then not actually getting married etc).

Anyway, people are having strong sex lives easily into their 60 and 70's and I have a friend who had about 4 mistresses in his 60's lol......so yeah, your not too old yet, but...also you don't wanna actually go to have sex and find it goes nowhere fast because you havn't been exercising the right muscles recently lol.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
Topicwhy do british people call the atlantic ocean, 'the pond'
wolfy42
12/20/19 10:41:08 PM
#2
Because the British empire was the center of the world at one point and therefore any body of water was essentially surrounded by it, and therefore it becomes a pond.

And because it's last name is Pond, Atlantic Pond (cue the dancing girls).

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
Topicstill a virgin at 46.
wolfy42
12/20/19 10:36:56 PM
#102
I mean there is probably another factor here that hasn't been acknowledged. While I have not done research on this, I have heard before that as you get older and stop having sex, everything basically shrivels up and gets smaller.

I can attest myself that while I larger than average by at least an inch through my 20's and 30's, at this point I am probably under average if that. By the itme your 46 if you havenot had sex for awhile (virgin or not), things are probably going to get pretty small, which is going to make any sex fairly difficult.

Now I have never taken pills etc, so all that may reverse such things, and if you become sexually active again, it's quite likely that might help as well. I have no clue, but I would imagine if you don't have sex for over 10 years, your gonna have a hard time (at least as a man, and I'm guessing there are probably similar issues for a woman (Although lube etc might over come thing, I have no clue).

I mean if you still have been having sexy dreams and pleasing yourself etc, then your probably all right, but if its' been at least a few years since you even bothered with that......Well it certainly could be another hurdle and something you should plan for. I would even suggest talking to your doctor about the issue and see if he recommends taking vitamins or pills etc to help.

I have no real interest in having a sexual relationship right now, but if I did develop one, I would certainly have some work to do before hand (probably using my hand lol, and more then likely involving pills as well). Luckily I have lots of experience am great with my hands and other body parts and can use toys etc as well, so I wouldn't have a "hard" time pleasing a woman, but yeah, it would probably take awhile before we could really start having good traditional sex again (no that I am going to meet anyone, I don't socialize anymore and am now a hermit).

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicWho is Jesus?
wolfy42
12/20/19 8:52:45 PM
#9
I think he's the gardener?

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicI have video game ADD or something
wolfy42
12/20/19 8:50:53 PM
#7
It's happening to all of us, I have finished very few games in the last year (not even sure if I have finished any to be honest). WE all have video game ADD at this point:(

I was just thinking about how kids today could literally start with Atari/Activision games and slowly progress up the years through all the games, but honestly that isn't needed because there are so many freaking games released in the last 5-10 years they would never get through them all, and the ones coming out while they were trying as well.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicInterstella 5555
wolfy42
12/20/19 6:44:29 PM
#5
DeltaBladeX posted...
I know this one


That wouldn't load but here is the song I mentioned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQB2-Kmiic

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
Topicstill a virgin at 46.
wolfy42
12/20/19 6:40:06 PM
#69
If you have not had sex till this point, there is probably a reason, is it something you really want to do? Perhaps your more like me and enjoy sex, but only with a person you have an emotional attachment to, it's about the fun and joy you can share with another person, not just the physical act.

If that is the case, don't just go out and have sex, yeah it's a big part of many guys lives in their 20's and 30's, but your heading towards 50 fast man, no real point starting to date at this point if it hasn't been a big part of your life so far.

Many couples post 50 don't have sex at all, and it's certainly not wrong to want to be in a relationship, but not really be interested in sex either.

If it's something your missing or always wanted to try, then yeah, go out there and have some fun (But be safe, kinda sad ifyou got an STD at 46 after having no sex for your whole life).

Everyone is different but it's certainly been at least 5 years since I have had any "sexy" dreams and I was younger than you at that point. My motivation to possibly date is for company, not booty time at this point. So yeah, just starting to get out there at 46.....it would certainly be a different experience then most have for their first time.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
Topicthis girl totally wants arv!
wolfy42
12/20/19 3:51:23 PM
#9
wwinterj25 posted...
What kind of Taco Bell are we talking here? I hope whatever it is it's extra spicy.


I'm pretty sure with Arv it's always extra spicy.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
TopicInterstella 5555
wolfy42
12/20/19 2:42:37 PM
#2
Man it's obviously many of you don't know the song, in the year 2525 by the results of this poll.

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Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
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