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| Topic | She asks you if she looks fat |
| NeonOctopus 07/07/19 12:17:22 PM #9 | HANGtheDJ_86 posted... NeonOctopus posted...Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...I would likely get into a diatribe about how "fat and skinny" are conceptions created by fashion and beauty industries to sell products, and that being a healthy body size for your own genetic makeup is far more important. lol, ok kid --- |
| Topic | She asks you if she looks fat |
| NeonOctopus 07/07/19 12:12:50 PM #4 | Jeff AKA Snoopy posted... I would likely get into a diatribe about how "fat and skinny" are conceptions created by fashion and beauty industries to sell products, and that being a healthy body size for your own genetic makeup is far more important. Being fat is not healthy though --- |
| Topic | Want to know how to survive on <$50 of food a month? Bread and butter |
| NeonOctopus 07/07/19 12:09:52 PM #7 | |
| Topic | Mexico fans urged to stop anti-gay chants or risk their games being suspended. |
| NeonOctopus 07/07/19 12:05:38 PM #13 | Ivynn posted... Vicious_Dios posted...Soccer fans are know for dismembering heads off referees --- |
| Topic | Trying not to die right now. AMA? >_> |
| NeonOctopus 07/07/19 12:01:26 PM #56 | alimajor posted... NeonOctopus posted...yunalenne10 posted...What exactly did you eat? Will you sue? It did state it had nuts. I'm just a fucking idiot and didnt see it until after the fact >_> --- |
| Topic | Trying not to die right now. AMA? >_> |
| NeonOctopus 07/07/19 11:43:51 AM #54 | Future_Trunks posted... NeonOctopus posted...spikethedevil posted...If TC is American he probably doesn't have the money for an Ambulance. A. I wasnt near work B. I still have to pay >_> --- |
| Topic | Trying not to die right now. AMA? >_> |
| NeonOctopus 07/07/19 11:39:08 AM #51 | spikethedevil posted... If TC is American he probably doesn't have the money for an Ambulance. Damn straight. I'm walking my ass to the hospital if I have to --- |
| Topic | Trying not to die right now. AMA? >_> |
| NeonOctopus 07/07/19 11:34:57 AM #49 | ssj3vegeta2 posted... Quick!!! Ass or tits??? Tits til the day I die --- |
| Topic | Trying not to die right now. AMA? >_> |
| NeonOctopus 07/07/19 11:34:38 AM #48 | yunalenne10 posted... What exactly did you eat? Will you sue? Why the fuck would I sue? --- |
| Topic | " john mccain is too old to be president, he might die in office " |
| NeonOctopus 07/07/19 11:18:21 AM #4 | Yeah, i don't get that either >_> --- |
| Topic | Trying not to die right now. AMA? >_> |
| NeonOctopus 07/07/19 11:17:02 AM #42 | JE19426 posted... NeonOctopus posted...That's not how epipens work >_> The epipen only lasts like 10-15 minutes before it wears off. It's a waste to use it if I'm not having any trouble breathing. Genius --- |
| Topic | Accurate depiction of how centrist fence sitters feel in political debates |
| NeonOctopus 07/07/19 11:02:57 AM #18 | Vyrulisse posted... DarthAragorn posted...Hanky_Bannister posted...Damn both sides really getting triggered by the middle This lol --- |
| Topic | Trying not to die right now. AMA? >_> |
| NeonOctopus 07/07/19 11:02:17 AM #40 | |
| Topic | It took me a month to watch seasons 1-7 of Office and 1 year to watch 8-9. |
| NeonOctopus 07/07/19 9:57:35 AM #1 | I told myself I'd watch the entire series. But man those last 2 seasons are rough to work through >_> --- |
| Topic | guy killed a teen because he was playing some rap |
| NeonOctopus 07/07/19 8:26:03 AM #40 | boxington posted... Adams' lawyer says he suffers from a mental illness and had been released from jail without medication. wat --- |
| Topic | This is my cycle every time a new Smash character is out >_> |
| NeonOctopus 07/07/19 7:39:34 AM #1 | "Cool! New character! I haven't touched Smash in forever!" *tries them out for 30 minutes* *doesn't touch Smash again until the next character comes out* Every fucking time --- |
| Topic | Trying not to die right now. AMA? >_> |
| NeonOctopus 07/07/19 6:36:13 AM #39 | RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... Just call emergency services and let them use an epi pen on you. That's not how epipens work >_> The epipen only lasts like 10-15 minutes before it wears off. It's a waste to use it if I'm not having any trouble breathing. --- |
| Topic | He messed with the wrong guy. |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 10:32:14 PM #9 | lmao, I have no clue if that's real or fake --- |
| Topic | Trying not to die right now. AMA? >_> |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 10:30:44 PM #32 | I'm still nervous about going to sleep though. I'm tired as hell cuz I literally took 75mg of benadryl. I have my epi by my bed if I need it --- |
| Topic | Super Mario Maker 2 Level Sharing Topic >_> |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 10:29:08 PM #145 | What the fuck. Tell NoA to patch that shit in --- |
| Topic | Trying not to die right now. AMA? >_> |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 10:18:22 PM #30 | OctaviaMeIody69 posted... If you didn't have an immediate reaction you're likely in the clear. Yeah, I figured since I didn't collapse in the first hour, I'm probably in the clear >_> --- |
| Topic | Watching OG Evangelion dub for the first time >_> Misato is def best girl |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 10:17:45 PM #188 | The end of eva movie is slightly less confusing slightly --- |
| Topic | Watching OG Evangelion dub for the first time >_> Misato is def best girl |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 10:03:53 PM #186 | TheRealDill2000 posted... What's the deal with these last two episodes? No budget and doesn't address anything with the plot at all. It's just Shinji having self reflection to literal storyboard footage for 2 straight episodes and then it just ends lol --- |
| Topic | Super Mario Maker 2 Level Sharing Topic >_> |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 10:00:38 PM #143 | Timohtep posted... spanky1 posted...Timohtep posted...Structurally Unsound Or I can just download your level and look in the editor --- |
| Topic | Is source film maker used to for anything besides porn? >_> |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 9:59:31 PM #11 | No wtf. Literally the only yugioh monster waifu i know is Dark Magician girl --- |
| Topic | Trying not to die right now. AMA? >_> |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 9:57:32 PM #27 | BigHentaiBoobie posted... You ok, TC? Yeah, i have my epipen with me and I'mjust chomping on ice. The worst is over now i think --- |
| Topic | Trying not to die right now. AMA? >_> |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 9:56:43 PM #26 | slimjimfizzle posted... DrizztLink posted...I think current standards don't do mouth to mouth at all, just compressions. Well I guess he's just fucked then lol --- |
| Topic | Trying not to die right now. AMA? >_> |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 9:55:54 PM #25 | Ivynn posted... NeonOctopus posted...gunplagirl posted...So in the unfortunate event you were to die, how would CE ever find out? :( idk, I ain't your mum. Figure it out lol --- |
| Topic | Trying not to die right now. AMA? >_> |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 9:55:31 PM #24 | MabusIncarnate posted... Yao posted...NeonOctopus posted...LostForest posted...Literally call a fucking ambulance. EMS stocks epi-pens on every apparatus. Trick question. You don't go mouth to mouth cuz you dont kniw what the fuck they have. You use a bag valve mask --- |
| Topic | Trying not to die right now. AMA? >_> |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 8:52:12 PM #12 | I definitely would call one if it felt necessary but so far the symptoms are manageable and I'm 10 mins from the train reaching my epi pen in case I need it. --- |
| Topic | Trying not to die right now. AMA? >_> |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 8:49:30 PM #11 | LostForest posted... Literally call a fucking ambulance. EMS stocks epi-pens on every apparatus. Im an EMT. BLS units don't carry epi in this state --- |
| Topic | Trying not to die right now. AMA? >_> |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 8:35:27 PM #3 | gunplagirl posted... So in the unfortunate event you were to die, how would CE ever find out? :( I guess I'll stop posting --- |
| Topic | Great my landscaper just mowed over a rabbit hutch and killed the mom |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 8:33:32 PM #4 | I just know rabbits die of heart attacks real easy apparently >_> --- |
| Topic | Trying not to die right now. AMA? >_> |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 8:31:33 PM #1 | Accidentally ate something that had crushed cashews in it and I'm allergic. I've been chomping benadryl and ice to keep the swelling down. Luckily my throat hasn't closed so I think my reaction isn't as bad as it used to be, but still >_> My epi-pen is in my car cuz I'm a smart person. I'm taking a train there now but I don't think I'll need to self-administer myself at all. To CE! --- |
| Topic | 5 Police officers told to leave Starbucks because they made people uncomfortable |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 10:13:53 AM #8 | Starbucks is such a garbage company --- |
| Topic | Watching OG Evangelion dub for the first time >_> Misato is def best girl |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 8:26:32 AM #184 | Torrific posted... The battle scenes are so frigging well done for an anime from the 90s. Yeah, i miss hand drawn animation so much. Computer drawn scenes just arent the same >_> --- |
| Topic | Politics does weird shit to people >_> |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 8:24:23 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Man, the Netflix Evangelion dub sounds so boring compared to the original dub |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 7:58:11 AM #6 | Bloodychess posted... Dubs Get out of here, weeb. I like listening to my anime in english, like a true American chad. --- |
| Topic | My shift today is from 7 AM to midnight |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 7:57:24 AM #4 | SocialistGamer posted... Wtf you do? deedologist --- |
| Topic | Man, the Netflix Evangelion dub sounds so boring compared to the original dub |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 7:56:21 AM #4 | MakoReizei posted... Shinji at least sounds so much better in the Netflix dub. Actually sounds like a 14 year old boy lolwut --- |
| Topic | Sex in a movie theater |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 7:34:28 AM #16 | ArchiePeck posted... Got a handjob in a cinema in a date when I was like 18 LOL Did you use the popcorn trick? --- |
| Topic | Man, the Netflix Evangelion dub sounds so boring compared to the original dub |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 7:32:21 AM #1 |  There's no emotion in some of those line reads >_> --- |
| Topic | if all 50 US states were to go to war like Total War style, which would come out |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 7:19:04 AM #25 | The south has waaay more guns but they're also fat as fuck, so they lose on the stamina factor. The coasts have money for resources but they're also huge pansies. The mid-west defeats itself cuz a tornado will just destroy everything eventually. Florida Man will probably make good headway, but will ultimately be defeated by a cop in one of the border states Alaska solos --- |
| Topic | Sex in a movie theater |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 7:10:34 AM #12 | DarthAragorn posted... stand right next to them and start deeding This. It's a win/win regardless --- |
| Topic | Who would YOU pick to be cast as Ariel? |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 7:09:22 AM #31 | |
| Topic | Do any RPG characters use vacuum cleaners as a weapon? |
| NeonOctopus 07/06/19 6:28:43 AM #4 | Marge uses it in the Simpsons arcade, but that's a beat-em-up >_> --- |
| Topic | Welp, got to save a naked chick with big bazongas last night >_> |
| NeonOctopus 07/05/19 10:00:24 PM #52 | slimjimfizzle posted... NeonOctopus posted...Just the other day, I had a dude who got stabbed in the eye, but it was in an eye socket that already lost an eye beforehand lol. So we all joke about that after the call is over. Plus the patient seemed more mildly annoyed by it than having a reaction you'd expect to getting stabbed in the fucking eye socket >_> lol --- |
| Topic | Welp, got to save a naked chick with big bazongas last night >_> |
| NeonOctopus 07/05/19 6:42:54 PM #49 | Trigg3rH4ppy posted... I work in a mental hospital. Oh if I was allowed to talk about the shit I've seen I can only imagine. I've seen enough crazy peopl on the street >_> I cant imagine what a psyche hospital is like --- |
| Topic | France orders semi-quadriplegic nurse starved to death |
| NeonOctopus 07/05/19 6:41:20 PM #2 | SageHarpuia posted... quadriplegic and with extensive brain damage. He is described by some as semi-conscious, and by others as being in a vegetative state. Nope. I'd personally rather die than live like that >_> --- |
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