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Its a genuinely good song

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Pink Floyd - Astronomy Domine

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I like how its basically just films from the last 10 years, golden age films, and very little in between

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Do you believe Jeffery Epstein was murdered?

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eddie murphy

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You could argue Nebraska as being an americana album which is pretty country, but thats about it

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Taco Bell, forever and always

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Then how come theres none within like 2 hours of me

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No, Primus sucks!

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Jump up in the air!

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Both dubstep and noise rule and they should interact more often

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Man I normally am one who is pretty unsatisfied with rock these days but TC named nearly every current band Im still into. Awesome stuff

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Stream 100 Gecs instead of this shit

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this situation was the most overdramatic Ive seen people get about essentially nothing since gamergate


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PS4 looks great

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Thats the second best

the best is I Would Die 4 U

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No, its Another One Rides the Bus

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I like Rian Johnson
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XciteMe pls xD
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I could honestly see an argument for it being the most consistent, but definitely not the best
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Bump
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The Hey Arnold movie deserved better, it was such a nice revival
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She interrupted me and said, Hoss, the only way I can stomach to watch that pre-death bloated Mango Mussolini on the news is with my resting bitch face applied and a glass of wine at the ready!
Holy Wisdom Shit Balls.
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Smashingpmkns posted...

Wasnt there another Rocko movie that came out or is this that one?

This is that one
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It was supposed to be a TV movie and its been finished for over a year but then Nickelodeon wouldnt air it or something

Its a revival attempt I suppose
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I thought this said Zoolander 2 for a moment and was excited then remembered that that movie exists and is absolutely terrible
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Shes not looking to date right now? Well, you fucking get her to look. Make her head turn, stare with big owl eyes and have her mouth water at the exquisite cut of meat that is you. You're a goddamn filet mignon of a man and you better show her.

One good plan is to cut the sleeves off of your shirts on the next date to show off your body. I'm not talking about wear a cut off to the date either. Cut those bitches off at the restaurant. This shows how assertive you are and that you're also have an artsy side.

That Chiles waitress that always touches your arm will let it linger a bit longer. That cashier that hands you your receipt will run it down your bicep before she puts it in your hand. That girl at the ticket booth won't just tear your ticket. Shell tear her lip open from biting it so hard.

After she sees all of the attention you're getting her competitive glands will go into overdrive. Shes all hormones at that point. She literally cant control herself so I hope you're into scat play because you're going to have the kinkiest sex of your life because shes got something to prove.

The following day she will come to her senses and feel like a huge slut. Feel free to use that feeling to manipulate her into thinking that this is the start of something amazing. She will instead feel like this some sort of rom com bullshit and that you are her soulmate because that's better than facing the truth.

Congratulations, you've now got a gf by the end of your second date and you put some feelers out for rebound sex with the staff at the restaurant when it inevitably goes south.
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Shes not looking to date right now? Well, you fucking get her to look. Make her head turn, stare with big owl eyes and have her mouth water at the exquisite cut of meat that is you. You're a goddamn filet mignon of a man and you better show her.

One good plan is to cut the sleeves off of your shirts on the next date to show off your body. I'm not talking about wear a cut off to the date either. Cut those bitches off at the restaurant. This shows how assertive you are and that you're also have an artsy side.

That Chiles waitress that always touches your arm will let it linger a bit longer. That cashier that hands you your receipt will run it down your bicep before she puts it in your hand. That girl at the ticket booth won't just tear your ticket. Shell tear her lip open from biting it so hard.

After she sees all of the attention you're getting her competitive glands will go into overdrive. Shes all hormones at that point. She literally cant control herself so I hope you're into scat play because you're going to have the kinkiest sex of your life because shes got something to prove.

The following day she will come to her senses and feel like a huge slut. Feel free to use that feeling to manipulate her into thinking that this is the start of something amazing. She will instead feel like this some sort of rom com bullshit and that you are her soulmate because that's better than facing the truth.

CongratuIations, you've now got a gf by the end of your second date and you put some feelers out for rebound sex with the staff at the restaurant when it inevitably goes south.
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Shes not looking to date right now? Well, you fucking get her to look. Make her head turn, stare with big owl eyes and have her mouth water at the exquisite cut of meat that is you. You're a goddamn filet mignon of a man and you better show her.

One good plan is to cut the sleeves off of your shirts on the next date to show off your body. I'm not talking about wear a cut off to the date either. Cut those bitches off at the restaurant. This shows how assertive you are and that you're also have an artsy side.

That Chiles waitress that always touches your arm will let it linger a bit longer. That cashier that hands you your receipt will run it down your bicep before she puts it in your hand. That girl at the ticket booth won't just tear your ticket. Shell tear her lip open from biting it so hard.

After she sees all of the attention you're getting her competitive glands will go into overdrive. Shes all hormones at that point. She literally cant control herself so I hope you're into scat play because you're going to have the kinkiest sex of your life because shes got something to prove.

The following day she will come to her senses and feel like a huge slut. Feel free to use that feeling to manipulate her into thinking that this is the start of something amazing. She will instead feel like this some sort of rom com bullshit and that you are her soulmate because that's better than facing the truth.

Congratulations, you've now got a gf by the end of your second date and you put some feelers out for rebound sex with the staff at the restaurant when it inevitably goes south.
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Dont the eagles have enough money by now
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Shes not looking to date right now? Well, you fucking get her to look. Make her head turn, stare with big owl eyes and have her mouth water at the exquisite cut of meat that is you. You're a goddamn filet mignon of a man and you better show her.

One good plan is to cut the sleeves off of your shirts on the next date to show off your body. I'm not talking about wear a cut off to the date either. Cut those bitches off at the restaurant. This shows how assertive you are and that you're also have an artsy side.

That Chiles waitress that always touches your arm will let it linger a bit longer. That cashier that hands you your receipt will run it down your bicep before she puts it in your hand. That girl at the ticket booth won't just tear your ticket. Shell tear her lip open from biting it so hard.

After she sees all of the attention you're getting her competitive glands will go into overdrive. Shes all hormones at that point. She literally cant control herself so I hope you're into scat play because you're going to have the kinkiest sex of your life because shes got something to prove.

The following day she will come to her senses and feel like a huge slut. Feel free to use that feeling to manipulate her into thinking that this is the start of something amazing. She will instead feel like this some sort of rom com bullshit and that you are her soulmate because that's better than facing the truth.

Congratulations, you've now got a gf by the end of your second date and you put some feelers out for rebound sex with the staff at the restaurant when it inevitably goes south.
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She fucking rules
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...

He's probably not a Nickelback fan, ask him anything!

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Definitely a new game. Probably in the vein of the originals only with far more levels, likely a bit more difficult. Maybe a bit of added exploration ala Crash Twinsanity or Jak 1, but not as overt as say, Mario Odyssey
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Basically season 2. Not perfect but definitely a huge upgrade. Season 3 is where it hits its prime. Season 1 is like a different show
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Bump
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.38 Special - Hold On Loosely
AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long
Aerosmith - Dream On
Bad Company - Shooting Star
Billy Idol - White Wedding
Billy Joel - We Didnt Start the Fire
Bon Jovi - Livin On a Prayer
Bryan Adams - Summer Of 69
Dire Straits - Sultans Of Swing
Don Henley - The Boys Of Summer
Eddie Money - Take Me Home Tonight
Foreigner - Feels Like the First Time
Free - All Right Now
Gary Glitter - Rock n Roll Part 2
Grand Funk Railroad - Some Kind Of Wonderful
James Taylor - Fire and Rain
Kiss - Beth
Lynyrd Skynyrd - Tuesdays Gone
Molly Hatchet - Flirtin With Disaster
Norman Greenbaum - Spirit in the Sky
Paul McCartney & Wings - Band on the Run
Phil Collins - In the Air Tonight
Steely Dan - Deacon Blues
Steve Miller Band - Jungle Love
Styx - Come Sail Away
Survivor - Eye of the Tiger
The Charlie Daniels Band - The Devil Went Down to Georgia
The Clash - London Calling
The Doobie Brothers - China Grove
The J. Geils Band - Centerfold
The Kingsmen - Louie Louie
Triumph - Lay It On the Line
Warrant - Heaven
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Behold, my ultimate dad rock playlist, guaranteed to make any guy 50 or over instantly salivate at the mouth:

The Beach Boys - Wouldnt It Be Nice
Marvin Gaye - Whats Going On
The Beatles - Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds
The Rolling Stones - Tumbling Dice
The Hollies - Bus Stop
The Kinks - Lola
The Zombies - Time of the Season
The Moody Blues - Nights in White Satin
The Who - My Generation
Bob Dylan - Tangled Up in Blue
The Yardbirds - Heart Full Of Soul
Simon & Garfunkel - Cecilia
The Troggs - Wild Thing
The Monkees - Daydream Believer
Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit
The Doors - Light My Fire
Van Morrison - Brown Eyed Girl
Jimi Hendrix - All Along the Watchtower
Traffic - Dear Mr. Fantasy
Iron Butterfly - Get Out Of My Life, Woman
Cream- White Room
Deep Purple - Child in Time
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Have You Ever Seen the Rain?
Led Zeppelin - Heartbreaker
Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young - Ohio
John Lennon - Imagine
Chicago - 25 Or 6 to 4
The Band - The Weight
Fleetwood Mac - Go Your Own Way
King Crimson - 21st Century Schizoid Man
Argent - Hold Your Head Up
War - Low Rider
Neil Young - Heart Of Gold
Grateful Dead - Uncle Johns Band
Elton John - Rocket Man
James Gang - Funk #49
George Harrison - My Sweet Lord
Black Sabbath - Sweet Leaf
The Allman Brothers Band - Midnight Rider
T. Rex - Get It On
Alice Cooper - Im Eighteen
Derek & the Dominos - Layla
Emerson, Lake, & Palmer - Lucky Man
Todd Rundgren - I Saw the Light
Jethro Tull - Aqualung
Yes - Roundabout
Sweet - Ballroom Blitz
Don McLean - American Pie
Faces - Stay With Me
America - A Horse With No Name
David Bowie - Space Oddity
Uriah Heep - Easy Livin
Lou Reed - Walk on the Wild Side
The Edgar Winter Group - Frankenstein
Electric Light Orchestra - Evil Woman
Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
The Marshall Tucker Band - Cant You See
Outlaws - Green Grass and High Tides
Bruce Springsteen - The River
Heart - Crazy On You
Thin Lizzy - Cowboy Song
Bob Marley - Jamming
Blue yster Cult - Dont Fear The Reaper
Boston - Foreplay/Long Time
Kansas - Carry On Wayward Son
Rush - The Spirit Of Radio
Genesis - Thats All
Peter Gabriel - In Your Eyes
REO Speedwagon - Take It On the Run
Ramones - Sheena is a Punk Rocker
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - Refugee
Van Halen - Aint Talkin Bout Love
Talking Heads - Once in a Lifetime
Meat Loaf - Paradise By the Dashboard Light
The Cars - Just What I Needed
Cheap Trick - Surrender
Blondie - Hanging On the Telephone
The Police - Message in the Bottle
Rainbow - Stargazer
Pretenders - Back On the Chain Gang
The Romantics - What I Like About You
Billy Squier - The Stroke
Scorpions - No One Like You
Judas Priest - Living After Midnight
U2 - With Or Without You
Mtley Cre - Kickstart My Heart
Ozzy Osbourne - Mr. Crowley
Europe - The Final Countdown
Poison - Nothin But a Good Time
Guns N Roses - Sweet Child O Mine
Siouxsie & The Banshees - Spellbound
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Hopefully not for a while, the series got pretty stale and needs a break
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Its competent but it basically does nothing better than any of the original trilogy and lacks a whole bunch of the charm
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Women don't even know how to cook anymore. Ladies, you want a guy to do back flips for you, show him that you're a badass in the kitchen. BTW, this used to be a given like 30 years ago. Cooking, knowing how to do it.

Some guy is going to eat garbage food with his lady; they're both going to be farting up a storm (fake food like that does numbers on your digestive system) in less then an hour after eating that, as well as getting a headache from the insulin spike. Junk food just makes you feel terrible in general 20 minutes after you eat it.

Then they'll start to argue since they both feel like ass. And this is why couples can't stay together. They don't eat good food.
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Shes not looking to date right now? Well, you fucking get her to look. Make her head turn, stare with big owl eyes and have her mouth water at the exquisite cut of meat that is you. You're a goddamn filet mignon of a man and you better show her.

One good plan is to cut the sleeves off of your shirts on the next date to show off your body. I'm not talking about wear a cut off to the date either. Cut those bitches off at the restaurant. This shows how assertive you are and that you're also have an artsy side.

That Chiles waitress that always touches your arm will let it linger a bit longer. That cashier that hands you your receipt will run it down your bicep before she puts it in your hand. That girl at the ticket booth won't just tear your ticket. Shell tear her lip open from biting it so hard.

After she sees all of the attention you're getting her competitive glands will go into overdrive. Shes all hormones at that point. She literally cant control herself so I hope you're into scat play because you're going to have the kinkiest sex of your life because shes got something to prove.

The following day she will come to her senses and feel like a huge slut. Feel free to use that feeling to manipulate her into thinking that this is the start of something amazing. She will instead feel like this some sort of rom com bullshit and that you are her soulmate because that's better than facing the truth.

Congratulations, you've now got a gf by the end of your second date and you put some feelers out for rebound sex with the staff at the restaurant when it inevitably goes south.
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Great game, was absolutely mindblowing in 2009
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Let's all clear this out.

First and foremost, I only seek good and positive attention. I don't like nor want negative and bad attention. If I make a topic seeking attention, it's for all good vibes only. I dislike pessimistic people, Negative Nancies, Debbie Downers. I'm mostly a happy person who wants everyone around me to be happy too.

2nd of all, not all my topics are attention seeking. A lot of times they are genuine and talk about real things. I make a ton of topics and all of them are diverse and I talk about ps4 looks great all kinds of different things not all related. I talk about music, sports, video games, politics, movies, work, the human psych, literally about everything on this websight.

3rd of all, my attention seeking topics are innocent and doesn't have any malice what so ever. The topics I make for attention are probably ones making fun of myself for shits and giggles. For example, I made a topic last week saying my ex wife took all my money and posted a screenshot of a paystub proving so - that I got from Google.

This is all in being fun, guys. Don't make it a bad thing.
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Shes not looking to date right now? Well, you fucking get her to look. Make her head turn, stare with big owl eyes and have her mouth water at the exquisite cut of meat that is you. You're a goddamn filet mignon of a man and you better show her.

One good plan is to cut the sleeves off of your shirts on the next date to show off your body. I'm not talking about wear a cut off to the date either. Cut those bitches off at the restaurant. This shows how assertive you are and that you're also have an artsy side.

That Chiles waitress that always touches your arm will let it linger a bit longer. That cashier that hands you your receipt will run it down your bicep before she puts it in your hand. That girl at the ticket booth won't just tear your ticket. Shell tear her lip open from biting it so hard.

After she sees all of the attention you're getting her competitive glands will go into overdrive. Shes all hormones at that point. She literally cant control herself so I hope you're into scat play because you're going to have the kinkiest sex of your life because shes got something to prove.

The following day she will come to her senses and feel like a huge slut. Feel free to use that feeling to manipulate her into thinking that this is the start of something amazing. She will instead feel like this some sort of rom com bullshit and that you are her soulmate because that's better than facing the truth.

Congratulations, you've now got a gf by the end of your second date and you put some feelers out for rebound sex with the staff at the restaurant when it inevitably goes south.
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Yeah; acts
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listen up gamers - these words might just change your life
this is the gamer's manifesto, because they won't silence us any longer
this one's dedicated to all the gamer guys out there
the fps, twitch shooter pros, the mobo maestros, the 300 apm rts junkies, the fighting game champs, this one's for you

the alpha jocks who bullied us in high school have now put on $200 banana republic turtlenecks
warby parker frames
but they're doing the same shit
except now they call it social justice

the judgmental tumblr girls who steal all of our memes and jokes,
then turn around and call us problematic
claim the moral high ground, but have never shown us any compassion or pity
they're all hypocrites and they don't get to judge us
only logic can judge us

it's time for us to fight back against these bullies
they took advantage of us because of our low t levels
but now we are utilizing no fap, the 4x4 workout plan, and paleo to come back stronger than ever before

it is time to oust these haters from the gaming community
kick them from irc, kick them from your guilds and clans
refuse to raid with someone if they support social justice
ban all girls from lan parties

this is the gamer revolution
first we take back gaming
then we take back the world
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