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TopicProblems in my relationships because I am grossed out by giving oral.
CanuckCowboy
05/28/19 8:59:39 PM
#141
Lairen posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Listen youre a bored negative stereotype bud but you dont gotta inflict it on others.


Lol. Thats what i thought.

Its not adventurous when youve done it all for years. Now you can just do the thing each other enjoys. Youll get there one day.


This dude is cute.

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TopicProblems in my relationships because I am grossed out by giving oral.
CanuckCowboy
05/28/19 8:56:03 PM
#139
SauI_Goodman posted...
If you want to be sexually adventurous just go to a swingers club. You'll find out fast.


Thats too adventurous.

Im monogamous to a fault but that doesnt mean you commit to 3 times a week max missionary sex like buddy apparently wants to think it should.
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TopicProblems in my relationships because I am grossed out by giving oral.
CanuckCowboy
05/28/19 8:54:13 PM
#138
Lairen posted...
MacDaMurderer posted...
Lairen posted...
MacDaMurderer posted...
Lairen posted...
MacDaMurderer posted...
Lairen posted...
Not to mention you should have had an age where you were with plenty of hyper sexual partners but when you settle down you pick someone way more tame.


Lmfao.


Maybe go to a club or a bar or college sometime. Look half decent. Bathe here and there.


Sorry maybe I should have just quoted the part where you said you should settle with someone who is tame.


Yeah, go settle with someone awesome at sex. Most important part of a relationship. Be 32+ with a daughter, wife, job and hobbies and tell me how crazy your sex drive is. Go for it, buddy.


I turn 30 in a month and Im married. The longer weve been together the more open we have gotten. You can keep your tame bullshit to yourself.


Oh do tell how long. Get with me after a decade+ of marriage.


Listen youre a bored negative stereotype bud but you dont gotta inflict it on others.
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TopicOld men should probably stop complimenting preteen girls on their looks
CanuckCowboy
05/28/19 8:52:43 PM
#13
Paragon21XX posted...
MacDaMurderer posted...
He truly cant stop himself because he doesnt think hes doing anything wrong.

Uncle Joe is just another one of those perverted old men that make inappropriate contact and comments to all of the women and girls he finds attractive. Only a complete sociopath would think he isn't doing anything wrong in that.


Agreed. Trump and Biden are the same yet different pile of shit. The dems are beyond stupid running with this guy.
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TopicOld men should probably stop complimenting preteen girls on their looks
CanuckCowboy
05/28/19 8:51:47 PM
#12
Smashingpmkns posted...
Old people are fucking weird


Dude Im old I dont go hitting on teenagers. Cmon now thats a bit much.
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TopicProblems in my relationships because I am grossed out by giving oral.
CanuckCowboy
05/28/19 8:47:13 PM
#132
Liken holy shit this guy literally thinks being sexual and being a quality person are mutually exclusive.

This might be literally the most stupid shit Ive seen in a post here.
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TopicProblems in my relationships because I am grossed out by giving oral.
CanuckCowboy
05/28/19 8:45:13 PM
#128
Lairen posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Lairen posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Lairen posted...
MacDaMurderer posted...
Lairen posted...
Not to mention you should have had an age where you were with plenty of hyper sexual partners but when you settle down you pick someone way more tame.


Lmfao.


Maybe go to a club or a bar or college sometime. Look half decent. Bathe here and there.


Your post was nonsensical and bad.

True facts.


Just go out to a social gathering and try to act normal. Its not as hard as you make it out to be.


Wtf you on about ? We having the same convo here?

You literally think sexually adventurous people are for fun and only boring people are marriage worthy. Thats some fucked up shit.


Yeah man, 10+ years of marriage youll really want sexual adventures. Damn, you got it all figured out. You should write a book.


Id be bitter too if I was as sexually deprived as whatever drove you to post this idiocy.
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TopicProblems in my relationships because I am grossed out by giving oral.
CanuckCowboy
05/28/19 8:44:04 PM
#126
Lairen posted...
MacDaMurderer posted...
Lairen posted...
MacDaMurderer posted...
Lairen posted...
Not to mention you should have had an age where you were with plenty of hyper sexual partners but when you settle down you pick someone way more tame.


Lmfao.


Maybe go to a club or a bar or college sometime. Look half decent. Bathe here and there.


Sorry maybe I should have just quoted the part where you said you should settle with someone who is tame.


Yeah, go settle with someone awesome at sex. Most important part of a relationship. Be 32+ with a daughter, wife, job and hobbies and tell me how crazy your sex drive is. Go for it, buddy.


Being interesting and compatible sexually means being boring or disagreeable or whatever dumb shit hes implying here.

This dude is cute.
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TopicProblems in my relationships because I am grossed out by giving oral.
CanuckCowboy
05/28/19 8:42:28 PM
#124
Lairen posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Lairen posted...
MacDaMurderer posted...
Lairen posted...
Not to mention you should have had an age where you were with plenty of hyper sexual partners but when you settle down you pick someone way more tame.


Lmfao.


Maybe go to a club or a bar or college sometime. Look half decent. Bathe here and there.


Your post was nonsensical and bad.

True facts.


Just go out to a social gathering and try to act normal. Its not as hard as you make it out to be.


Wtf you on about ? We having the same convo here?

You literally think sexually adventurous people are for fun and only boring people are marriage worthy. Thats some fucked up shit.
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TopicEminem's daughter
CanuckCowboy
05/28/19 8:39:53 PM
#34
eston posted...
Are people itt really scared of Eminem?


I mean relative to a giant portion of ce that makes perfect sense and shouldnt be a surprise.
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TopicProblems in my relationships because I am grossed out by giving oral.
CanuckCowboy
05/28/19 8:35:59 PM
#121
Lairen posted...
MacDaMurderer posted...
Lairen posted...
Not to mention you should have had an age where you were with plenty of hyper sexual partners but when you settle down you pick someone way more tame.


Lmfao.


Maybe go to a club or a bar or college sometime. Look half decent. Bathe here and there.


Your post was nonsensical and bad.

True facts.
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TopicMissouri's last abortion clinic may be shut down this week
CanuckCowboy
05/28/19 8:35:05 PM
#18
Man a huge portion of the states is truly becoming absolute fucking joke. Shit tier stuff.

Sorry not sorry
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TopicMabusIncarnate celebration topic!!!
CanuckCowboy
05/28/19 8:28:51 PM
#9
I am canuckcowboy and I support this topic.
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TopicIs Selena Gomez hot enough for CE yet
CanuckCowboy
05/28/19 7:52:31 PM
#16
spudger posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
spudger posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
solosnake posted...
Weeknd turned her out


She fucked Gucci mane. Weekend is like a strongly religious Boy Scout after that.

xD . was she having "i'm a thug" phase?


The Gucci mane one was years ago. Apparently bieber cheated on her and she banged Gucci as a revenge fuck. Lol.

I feel bad even knowing that but hey its hilarious.

its pretty amazing

that dude could crush her, i hope she was on top


Shes a strategic genius of revenge fucks. Lol. That hadda get to biebs.
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TopicIs Selena Gomez hot enough for CE yet
CanuckCowboy
05/28/19 7:35:11 PM
#14
spudger posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
solosnake posted...
Weeknd turned her out


She fucked Gucci mane. Weekend is like a strongly religious Boy Scout after that.

xD . was she having "i'm a thug" phase?


The Gucci mane one was years ago. Apparently bieber cheated on her and she banged Gucci as a revenge fuck. Lol.

I feel bad even knowing that but hey its hilarious.
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TopicRemember in 2017 when oroville dam in Cali broke? It's about to happen again
CanuckCowboy
05/28/19 7:21:40 PM
#28
TheOlJollyRoger posted...
No need to mark them Ill respond with dignity at let history and karma decide whos right and whos wrong.


Just ignoring them would be better imo.

Theres a point where ignorance and douche baggery really doesnt deserve any response.
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Topica coworker told me that "in a brick" means "in a long time"
CanuckCowboy
05/28/19 7:18:35 PM
#8
SmidgeIsntBack posted...
Yeah I'm like 70% sure he just misheard "in a bit"


Fixed.
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Topicwhat kids actually still play with toys in this day and age?
CanuckCowboy
05/28/19 7:15:47 PM
#10
My buddies 6 year old loves nerf and sword and water gun fights. And just wrestling. And playing with toy cars.

My step niece plays with tons of toys and puzzles too.

This topic is weird to me.
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TopicIs Selena Gomez hot enough for CE yet
CanuckCowboy
05/28/19 7:14:01 PM
#7
solosnake posted...
Weeknd turned her out


She fucked Gucci mane. Weekend is like a strongly religious Boy Scout after that.
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TopicProblems in my relationships because I am grossed out by giving oral.
CanuckCowboy
05/28/19 7:10:40 PM
#109
fenderbender321 posted...
Lairen posted...
im used to being with girls uncomfortable with guys doing that to them so i guess it works out.


apparently there's something wrong with that according to some posters ITT.


Its quite odd tbh.

Who doesnt like pleasing their partner?
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TopicProblems in my relationships because I am grossed out by giving oral.
CanuckCowboy
05/28/19 11:42:52 AM
#37
CapnMuffin posted...
lol dude, ignore these people acting like oral sex is a requirement to live your life and have a happy and healthy relationship

If you dont like it then you dont like it. Your gal (this one or any in the future) will either not like it either, not care, or voice her concerns and yall come to whatever conclusion.


Ya its been 3 years and they cant even have a discussion about it. That right there says nothing positive about this relationship.
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TopicBat Bombs were a real thing.
CanuckCowboy
05/28/19 11:34:21 AM
#23
Sage JJ posted...
eggcorn posted...
Fu-Go balloon bomb

A Fu-Go ([] fug [heiki], lit. "Code Fu [Weapon]"), or fire balloon ( fsen bakudan, lit. "balloon bomb"), was a weapon launched by Japan during World War II. A hydrogen balloon with a load varying from a 15 kg (33 lb) antipersonnel bomb to one 12-kilogram (26 lb) incendiary bomb and four 5 kg (11 lb) incendiary devices attached, it was designed as a cheap weapon intended to make use of the jet stream over the Pacific Ocean and drop bombs on American and Canadian cities, forests, and farmland.

The Japanese fire balloon was the first ever weapon possessing intercontinental range (the second being the Convair B-36 Peacemaker and the third being the R-7 ICBM). The Japanese balloon attacks on North America were at that time the longest ranged attacks ever conducted in the history of warfare, a record which was not broken until the 1982 Operation Black Buck raids during the Falkland Islands War.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fu-Go_balloon_bomb


Wtf did Canada ever do? Have they actually ever been in a war?


I get the joke but seriously bud lrn2 history. Thats painfully ignorant.
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TopicMike Pence predicts war everywhere in the next few years
CanuckCowboy
05/28/19 10:47:23 AM
#47
Thatuser posted...
hockeybub89 posted...
Thatuser posted...
Any student of history knows war is inevitable, especially when you are currently the superpower. Telling graduates of our premier officer instruction school, where qualified people go to have a career in the military, not just serve, that they will command troops in conflict somewhere is like telling an engineer he'll have to use math.

Hello Mike Pence

You're entitled to believe whichever fantasy you'd like, that's part of being human. What I wrote is clearly true to those with eyes that see.


This guy. Wow.
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TopicYour lost youth as a 90s kid isn't dead yet....
CanuckCowboy
05/27/19 9:11:30 PM
#5
Honestly I sorta miss the novelty of going out to blockbuster and looking over the shelves for something to rent.
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TopicIs Kawhi Leonard your favorite NBA player?
CanuckCowboy
05/27/19 5:51:55 PM
#10
I mean maybe I guess. He gets shit done. I dont follow nba anywhere near enough to have opinions.

i havent cared since I stopped playing and that was grade ten. Stupid over intense hs coaches can eat dick.
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TopicWhere does watermelon rank among your favorite fruits?
CanuckCowboy
05/27/19 5:47:23 PM
#16
AttackUp posted...
Pretty low.

I'll eat it but I much prefer Strawberry, Banana, Blueberry, Blackberry, Rasberry, or Orange.

It's good if you're hot in the middle of summer and starving though


Its honestly being underrated itt.

And I didnt think that was a thing that could happen to the lowly watermelon.

If were counting berries I agree on everything you said tho
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TopicIf the were doing their job right would jpennys_cate be banned
CanuckCowboy
05/27/19 5:46:15 PM
#12
The_Doge posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
The_Doge posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
When I get my cat Ill train him to take down the doge. Im a dog person but its so hard to find a place that allows dogs.

So me and my Savannah cat will declare war on doge. Actually Savannahs love dogs so scratch that. Doge will be forced to accept us in his war against cate.

Not WOW!


You will accept my cate into your army or there will be no wow ever again.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a4/67/8b/a4678b999bb72551d17a0dd1de318a36.jpg

Very no


Poor choice doge.

All wow will be cates. All good boys are belong to us. The cate of prophecy has been born.
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TopicIf the were doing their job right would jpennys_cate be banned
CanuckCowboy
05/27/19 5:24:34 PM
#5
The_Doge posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
When I get my cat Ill train him to take down the doge. Im a dog person but its so hard to find a place that allows dogs.

So me and my Savannah cat will declare war on doge. Actually Savannahs love dogs so scratch that. Doge will be forced to accept us in his war against cate.

Not WOW!


You will accept my cate into your army or there will be no wow ever again.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a4/67/8b/a4678b999bb72551d17a0dd1de318a36.jpg
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TopicWhere does watermelon rank among your favorite fruits?
CanuckCowboy
05/27/19 5:18:04 PM
#8
JlM posted...
Near the bottom. Flavorless bullshit. Down at the bottom with cantaloupe and papaya.


Youve never had a good fresh cantaloupe tbh.

Watermelon is pretty mid tier though.
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TopicWhy are white people so protective of country music?
CanuckCowboy
05/27/19 5:10:03 PM
#79
FrisbeeDude posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
How frisbeedude could react - hey right on. Self identified whites people in this topic predominantly knock the genre and agree lil nas x deserves his place a top the genres charts.

How he does react - no fuck off you guys support this too and Ill argue that till the day I die!


show me where in this topic I accused any poster of hating lil nas x


I like how you nitpick that point. Neato.
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TopicWhy are white people so protective of country music?
CanuckCowboy
05/27/19 5:00:15 PM
#74
How frisbeedude could react - hey right on. Self identified whites people in this topic predominantly knock the genre and agree lil nas x deserves his place a top the genres charts.

How he does react - no fuck off you guys support this too and Ill argue that till the day I die!
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TopicWhy are white people so protective of country music?
CanuckCowboy
05/27/19 4:56:00 PM
#73
FrisbeeDude posted...
So the country music insiders sought to have him removed from the country charts and fans have threatened to boycott a clothing company that they have long supported, but because it's not a literal 100 percent boycott, I'm insane for inferring there is a demonstrable pushback against the guy within the scene....Ok


You need this way too much bud. Take a step back.
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TopicPerfect girl, but she has a pet you dislike
CanuckCowboy
05/27/19 4:54:25 PM
#12
Impossible. All girls Ive been with who had pets had pets cooler than them.
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TopicI saw Rick Moranis at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday.
CanuckCowboy
05/27/19 4:53:30 PM
#10
My buddy Ive known since we were 5 met Moranis when buddy was 8. Moranis was a huge asshole.

Its basically the same experience I hs with Richard dean anderson when I was little. Fuck those guys.
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TopicIf the were doing their job right would jpennys_cate be banned
CanuckCowboy
05/27/19 4:51:12 PM
#2
When I get my cat Ill train him to take down the doge. Im a dog person but its so hard to find a place that allows dogs.

So me and my Savannah cat will declare war on doge. Actually Savannahs love dogs so scratch that. Doge will be forced to accept us in his war against cate.
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TopicI hate ASMR but this girl is pretty great
CanuckCowboy
05/27/19 4:48:52 PM
#4
Nope. Still hadnt seen asmr that wasnt just truly awful.

Dont get mukbang either but at least its not as prevalent.
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TopicYoung Diane Sawyer
CanuckCowboy
05/27/19 4:45:40 PM
#4
About what Id have expected.
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TopicWhy are white people so protective of country music?
CanuckCowboy
05/27/19 4:42:58 PM
#70
FrisbeeDude posted...
sevihaimerej posted...
Racist country music fanboys is the group you are looking for, not "white people". The percentage of white people that even give af about country music is far from the majority and the group racist enough to bitch about lil nas x is even farther from the majority of white county fans. Smdh


It was racist country music fanboys who removed his song from the country billboard charts?


It was all white people?

It wasnt a select group of industry insiders that I would condemn alongside you if you were capable of presenting a reasonable argument or sounding like a sane person in your posts?

Cause like yeah fuck them but youre just as ridiculous as those fucks with your inability to separate that idiocy from the average white guy.

Edit cause youre no better or more reasonable. Just more irrelevant and justified. And the latter doesnt mean this dumb shit is supportable.
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TopicWhy are white people so protective of country music?
CanuckCowboy
05/27/19 4:40:40 PM
#69
SiO4 posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
ultimate reaver posted...
A lot of white southern people think it's part of their "identity" just because they're constantly surrounded by it. It's like stupid jon deere hats or traitor flags or camo or a hundred other things

I am sure there are plenty of good country bands out there. Writing off an entire genre or time period of a genre is shortsighted and just reveals you don't know a lot about whatever genre or time period you're talking about. Radio country has been bad for longer than a lot of people on this site have been alive though so I guess I can't really decry people for not being it more willing to give it a chance.


I enjoy alt country thats being made today.

I enjoy trad country (a lot of it anyways).

I worked in a country radio station for a decade and it was an independent station with a huge rotation so we played some good old and some good outside the box shit but I am not in the least exaggerating when I say 99.9% of pop country is utter shit. Its watered down adult contemporary shit with dumb as shit universally recycled formulaic lyrics and little instrumental variety and thats a kind description.


Would read again!!! LMAO!!


Im not sure if you mean that as in hahaha this guy is comically clueless or that you agreed with it.

Im hoping the latter. Either way youre one of my favourite posters here.
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TopicDoes The Shield have the best ending of all-time?
CanuckCowboy
05/27/19 4:34:44 PM
#9
I really need to watch the wire. No order current top 5 is bb, sopranos, oz, the shield, and mash

Honourable mentions to Buffy Rockford files and Veronica mars
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TopicDoes The Shield have the best ending of all-time?
CanuckCowboy
05/27/19 4:33:20 PM
#8
Killmonger posted...
WalkingLobsters posted...
pretty fucking goat show

That, it is. Underappreciated.


It is but personally I feel like it got a little over the top when Walton goggins character kills lem with a grenade
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TopicCan someone explain to me why Ellen Pao finds this email offensive?
CanuckCowboy
05/27/19 4:10:46 PM
#10
I think you have to personally hold weird views to be able to find that offensive.
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