Lurker > pinky0926

- "tough hombre"
- "kung flu"
- let's slow down coronavirus testing because were getting too many positive results
- allow me to explain how I am capable of walking down a ramp and holding a glass of water for 15 minutes

Ho boy

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Guide posted...

He always reminds me of Ayn Rand. "I'm going to say a bunch of things that make sense, but then come to the unrelated conclusion that (1950s family dynamics were the greatest thing ever, and that) you should be an asshole."

At least in her case, you could argue she was trolling.

Nail on head. This is exactly what makes him appealing to people.

He'll start by explaining some logical premise with the clarity of Richard Feynman, and then finish with something like "therefore, women are happiest when they are codependent child rearing housewives in pretty sun dresses ".

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Fuck I LOVE the tagging feature

tag tag tag

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I wish everyone one of these fucking Jordan Peterson clowns understood that.

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Shouldn't have to make slogans less catchy just because incredible dumbasses don't understand (or more accurately, stubbornly refuse to understand) the most basic of syntax.

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what is going on itt

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Isn't TC one of the verified All Lives Matter crowd?

Don't believe for a second you went out to a protest

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Kolibri X posted...

I thought it was poetic, a powerful statement. Since we are entering a post-cop, prison-free clown world, maybe he should call a social worker to come and lecture the assailant about proper conflict resolution.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78776593

You were succinctly roasted in that thread too:

undefined posted...

the fact that cops are selective on who they think deserves help is a good argument for defunding them

Always gotta laugh when conservative's "gotcha" attempts have the exact opposite implication they intended

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Whenever one of these fuckers get axed, the rest of the usual suspects go on a pity party tirade about their freedom of speech, as if that applies. Clearly banning one or two in drips and drabs only incenses them further.

Honestly I would love it if they would just shut the fuck up for once in their lives, lmao

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Bullet_Wing posted...

Siaperaz had a multi post meltdown over people calling him Diaperaz, lol

loooool that's actually pretty good


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This topic makes me think millennials really are as fragile as boomers, lol

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Conflict posted...

I wonder how many of these people praising keith's "bravery" for wanting to kill Rushmore protesters also get upset at videos showing racist people and nazis getting punched in the face

where is that energy really at

Where are they at when a cop witnesses someone sucker punch a BLM protestor and just stands there watching as if nothing at all happened?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78781071

We know where their energy is at

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Alucard188 posted...

Jim Sterling put it best on Twitter. He effectively said it's funny because we were once where these kids are, and we know the destination these kids will enjoy.

I hate to tell them that they're still going to feel like kids by the time they're 32 too, but I also know people have already told them that and they didn't take it seriously

Just like we did

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Perascamin posted...

You must be living under a rock, because underage drinking is as big as it ever has been.

Not quite

https://www.businessinsider.com/millennials-gen-z-drinks-less-drags-down-alcohol-sales-2019-2?r=US&IR=T
https://www.businessinsider.com/bud-light-vs-coors-light-reveals-industry-struggle-2019-2?r=US&IR=T
https://www.rdsiresearch.com/genz-the-generation-of-sobriety/

The figures are a little muddling but it seems overall younger generations are drinking less.

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EndOfDiscOne posted...

If the D matters to you then you aren't fully straight

ok?

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Is it gonna be like that movie, Midsommar

That scared me a lot

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AllSasNoTiddies posted...

I love how millenials bring up licking toilet seats as if CE doesn't go on and on about eating ass on the regular.

I gotta ask...what is a zoomer even doing on this website anyway?

The only reason any of us are even here anymore is because it was a thing back in the 2000s and we haven't figured out yet how to leave.

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Slightly, but it's more important that the male doesn't look and act like a knuckledragging homo erectus, which unfortunately describes most professional porn.

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*Checks out context*

Ah ok. So Keith posted a bizarre fantasy about going on a mass murdering rampage in which Trump would pardon him. That is the "tells it like it is" you were referring to, @DarthWendy

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For telling it like it is

I assume this just means he said something pretty awful and not at all "like it is"

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B-Factor posted...

Millennials didn't do jack shit to zoomers though. Boomers ruined the country.

Chill dude, they're just making harry potter jokes, lol

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Siaperaz posted...

pinky please tag me too.

I already had you tagged babes ;)


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Turbam posted...

There is something legitimately wrong with Gen Z.
Instead of just joking about killing themselves like millennials do, they eat Tide pods and lick toilet seats so they can actually kill themselves.
Hell there was even that other "challenge" a few years back where you set yourself on fire.

Do you have selective memory or are you forgetting that Jackass was one of the biggest cultural phenomenons of our youth? Half my friends in high school thought jumping off rooftops would be a fun way to test your roll technique.

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Southernfatman posted...

Can they really talk though with all the silly stuff they've done?

Guess that's how it always was though when one generation trashes the other.

It's important to remember how ridiculous we think boomers are, and then realise that there's now another generation of adults who feel exactly the same about us.

Alcohol seems to be a big one. Young adults these days hardly drink at all, it's wild. I've realised that my jokes about beer fall on deaf ears now. I probably just sound pretty sad.

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https://twitter.com/local__celeb/status/1272079624185544706?s=08

"They be 34 talking about "I'm a hufflepuff" like grow up and do a line of coke already"

lmao

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I'm sure the cops will relish the chance tbh

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I shouldn't have to say this CE, but cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either

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Point me in the direction of all the fuckers who defend this so I can tag them appropriately

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Malcrasternus posted...

Is the salt from your mines refined, or coarse?

Coarse, naturally. This will tell you everything you need to know:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2q0T7QXETs

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DrizztLink posted...

Jesus, I walked out of the topic and heard an explosion, is everyone ok?

We're fine. Kolibri didn't like the idea that someone else conceivably witnessed an act of racism and he felt empowered to correct the narrative.

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Dear Person,

We've realised that Coronavirus is a hot topic, and so is *glances at palm* Black Lives Matters. In our brand meeting last week, these terms were totally trending according to some graphs our Marketing Manager brought up on screen.

That is why we are committed to fighting against civil injustices, which is a popular turn of phrase that I've seen a lot of news outlets, celebrity campaigners and twitter influencers use. That is why we here at Company are announcing a 50% off sale on selected products. We've also taken steps to remove products that might affect our brand image negatively. We're not entirely sure why but it's important that you know we're doing the right thing, and we're not like one of those bad companies that is receiving a lot of negative PR currently.

Also did you know we have a lot of black people on the team? Here's a link to our diversity report. Just throwing that in there. Also I know you're still reading, so if you were curious we're putting the safety of our employees first and foremost. What I mean to say is your delivery times will be slower because getting sued would be really bad.

Uh, what else. Keep safe in these unprecedented times. We can all get through this together.

I mean "we" figuratively. I have a fucking yacht you plebs.

Sincerely,

Dave Worthington Fitzgerald III

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Kolibri X posted...

Heh. That's rich. Because it's always my posts that elicit salty tears and swears from the easily offended usual posters.

I don't think you're a pussy but you don't come off as a very street savvy guy. The kind of guy who would put himself into dangerous positions because he doesn't want to look racist or assumes the best intentions from people. But for your question, just accept people as they are or dislike and push away everyone who isn't up to your ideal standards or virtue. Good luck with the latter.

Please, continue explaining to me what really went down and how naive I was being in the situation that you learned about 2 minutes ago because you read my own anecdote about a scenario I was personally involved in. Your insight is greatly appreciated and insightful. Most people would want to know more about the context in order to make such a stark observation but I appreciate your extraordinary decisiveness.

By the way I'm from Glasgow. I lived in Nigeria for 2 years and Kenya for another 2. By the time I was 10 I knew what it was like to be held up at gunpoint with an AK47 pointed at my face. But feel free to continue the narrative in your head that I'm just one of these snowflake liberals from the suburbs who's never seen a bad situation. Makes it really easy to stomach the idea that anyone who doesn't immediately clutch his bag to their chest in the presence of black men is just lacking street smarts.

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Someone pretty insidious about the way certain people love to find black people who deny racism as if it's a nail in the coffin to the entire idea.

In fact even if you were to hypothetically base the entirety of whether racism exists on this one anecdote, can we talk about how the half dozen other cops' immediate impulse was to search for drugs instead of help the wounded child?

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With every single movement there are people who will hear a plea for help as an attack against them.

Feminists will say "please don't rape us", and certain men will say "Who are you calling a rapist?"

It's a tired old problem and has always been this way, but progress comes slowly, in waves.

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Christ I'm sick of this guy being posted


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Kolibri X posted...

You said they said they looked "shifty". You should keep an eye on shifty people, regardless of race. You sound like an easy target, walking around with your dreadfully genteel head in the clouds. They're looking out for a lamb like you.

No, I said that they said they look shifty. I'm glad you brought this up actually because it highlights exactly what white privilege looks like. These aboriginal men were standing there doing nothing much at all. And for racists, when you're an aboriginal man and you're standing while being aboriginal, that is "looking shifty". The crime of standing while being black.

Also you can kindly fuck off with the rest of the nonsense you just said, lmao, I'm sorry you think that someone is a pussy for not immediately assuming the black men are out to rob him.

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Donuts are the worst man. I couldn't believe it when I read the calorie content of one of those things. i can easily blitz through a pack of 6 donuts and still feel hungry, 2400 calories later.

I sense the numbering system is gonna get fucked up so I'll just use a bulletpoint:

• Beer

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Kolibri X posted...

Sounds like they're just looking out for your safety and not riddled with white guilt.

It's astonishing to me that you can look at an aboriginal man, assume he is a thief immediately and then also assume that anyone who doesn't feel the same is "riddled with white guilt"

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Conflict posted...

You probably can't remove them from your existence entirely but you can definitely make sure not to speak to them any more than you need to.

It's what I would do.

Part of me wants to confront them tbh, but I don't know how productive that would be. I have this feeling at the moment that if I just decide to turn away and be silent any time I encounter racism then really I'm just helping perpetuate the problem. I mean if I can't confront my friends who can I confront?

coh posted...

I don't think not believing in white privilege makes you a racist.

I think at best it makes you ignorant, and at worst it makes you racist. I sense a CE argument coming on, oh boy

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Would you try and educate them, use your influence as a friend they respect for good, or would you drop them?

Not racists like "it is the goal of the white people to exterminate everyone else". I mean racist like, "white privilege is a myth", and "careful about your bag, there's a couple of aboriginal blokes hanging around looking pretty shifty over there".

This is sort of the situation I find myself in. I have a lot of friends in Australia. Many of them working class blokes, guys that don't consider reading up on cultural history to be any fun, not when you can just go watch the footy at the pub. And anyone who's Australian would know about the low-key racism I'm talking about that apparently everyone has in that country.

I can't exactly extricate myself entirely from these people (unfortunately, many of them are in-laws). And while I know this is something many won't agree with for fairly fundamental and valid reasons, I honestly believe they are decent folk. It's hard to reconcile some of the things they say though.


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https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnewsvideo/comments/h9tjtm/bethel_ohio_while_getting_yelled_at_by_an_angry/

I'm very confused guys. I thought it was BLM protesters who are violent, and cops are just trying to maintain order and arrest criminals? And yet here we are, a cop witnessing a literal assault in front of his eyes, and the man says "sir, I just got punched in the back of the head", and the cop tells him he's standing in the wrong place.

Very confusing.. How can we explain the cops actions this time?

Usual suspects I summon all of you

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Can we repost this the next time a black person is treated with hostility by literally anyone else and the usual suspects start swarming in to offer up any and all possible hypothetical reasons it could be completely fair

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DrizztLink posted...

prolly be a lot cheaper with him around tbh

heh. *Slaps knee good naturedly*

Balrog0 posted...

Lol I definitely sympathize. I was getting totally hammered for a while there, but I weened myself off and was drinking 2-4 tallboys a night for quite a time too

I'm off that now luckily, my wallet and waistline thank me

I'm going sober this week, will have a bit on the weekend. I just looked at the box of beer that is still there and can't believe I haven't had to replenish it.

Bumjuice001 posted...

Try some harder drugs brother.

All the harder drugs I like are no fun to do when locked in a small apartment

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I never get blasted, but I'm one of those mediocre white guys that slams 3-4 cans on a regular evening and wakes up the next day and does it again.

The beer I buy is typically 6 a 4-pack ($7.50). So not including extra drinking on the weekends, expensive whisky, wine in my food or anything like that, I'm easily putting away $50 a week as a baseline on alcohol, but probably more like $60 or $70 a week once all told.

Jesus Christ

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I like them on other people, and I want one in theory, but any time I imagine a design on my body I hate it.

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@Artemis86 I know you're getting wrapped up in an argument with someone else but I did directly address your claim that Tucker Carlson can't be considered a white supremacist.

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I saw a sealion when I was in the water once and from my perspective it was the biggest, scariest thing I could imagine. My heart jumped through my throat and I spent the entire day in an adrenaline tailspin. Just that feeling of floating in the water in the presence of an animal in its element is terrifying. You feel about as useful as a jellyfish.

I can't imagine what a passing whale would be like.

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Artemis86 posted...

@FursonaNonGrata What is your source for this? Your ass? Fuck that. I have seen this horseshit claimed too many times without proof. Hell, derps have used it on me. Are you lying?

Prove it. I want to see someone prove their bullshit just once. Dont slink away. Stand by the garbage you say and prove it!

He's not an avowed white supremacist. he just uses a lot of white supremacist talking points ("racism doesn't exist except against white people", "I don't see race, we should all be some kind of uniform tan", that sort of thing) and whips avowed white supremacists into an unbelievable frenzy on the regular.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/aug/10/tucker-carlson-fox-news-united-states-race

You know the drill. "I'm not racist, I have black friends".

Ultimately to people who think racism is only when you say racist slurs or beat up minorities, you can safely conclude that Tucker Carlson is not a white supremacist. But if you're someone who thinks racism is more of a systemic problem where historically class has been inextricably linked to race, then you can more safely conclude that the guy loves this shit.

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