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BettyWhite posted...

We need to pump some steroids into the antifa movement or else we're doomed. A crotchety old grandpa could take out that whole front line with a flail of his cane.

uhhh im p sure the other fuckers have like buzzfeed test levels dude. Like look at that. Thats the most mockable group of humans ive ever seen.

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ImAMarvel posted...

I genuinely think I'm going to celebrate Juneteenth from now on.

I still can't believe we actually elected this arrogant son of a fucking bitch.

Its fucking insane.

Not that it matters this year but living so close to the border ive always loved going to oroville and watching the 4th fireworks and hanging out on the american side of osoyoos lake.

Ive spent a fair bit of time stateside for one thing or another and In my personal experience ive never met a person that i can see as a likely trump supporter.

Its so fucked.

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a-c-a-b posted...

No!!!! don't burn the witch

Burn!!! Burn the rich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33B711hDgEg

Fuck yeah i missed the days of listening to old faves and finding new shit cause of acab posts.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

I'm watching old seasons of Hell's Kitchen, I never watched much of this show but always liked Ramsay's persona and some of his insults are great

He just called a dude a fucking muppet

Its so insane to watch american Ramsey vs original uk Ramsay. Dude was harsh but also so kind and helpful. The american version takes his brutal honesty and putsit to the power of 4000 while also editing the swears. Lol.

His prison outreach show is available on youtube and was a good watch imo.

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Listening to necrophagia and getting hammered.

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disgea.

Its got the best engame / post game content of all probly. But i never wantes to start a new play through

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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Tired-Insomniac posted...

It's sad how many people have been brainwashed into thinking the United States is the best country ever and that people aren't allowed to be critical of it. We're pretty good in a lot of things but holy fuck are we terrible in a lot of others.

America is great overall.

Ironically the maga fucks have made it shit again like the confederacy still exists.

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The23rdMagus posted...

Jesus fucking Christ.

Seriously.

I heard canada may not allow the border to re-open for another year and at this point like fuck it. Sorry to half of america but we may as well keep it closed till trump is gone.

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This CAT is 3 STORIES HIGH riding a bike BACKWARDS with NO HANDS!



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Consciousness posted...

I was 6-7 years old when I had a crush on her because of Zack & Cody. Don't think much of her now.

Im too old to have watched that. To me shes the cute hooker peg bundy best the shit out of for fucking ron perlman. >_>

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super happy birthday!!!

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Consciousness posted...

Ashley Tisdale was first

She was p hot as a hooker on sons of anarchy tbh

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Tiffany amber thiessen.

And in a remarkable display of age
appropriateness kristen bell

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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Slayer_22 posted...

Depends on state/country/etc.

Some places in America, 16 is the age of consent.

True. I think it might be federal in canada vs provincial though. But again i dont really wanna google to find out.

Either way iirc me and bugs are in the same province.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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Jabodie posted...

Also how did Mr. X fit that giant claw hand in that glove? Impressive.

How's the DLC btw? I might try it out if it's worthwhile.

Id also like to know this. Havent tried it put either.

Jabodie posted...

I'm assuming it's one of those REmake kind of things. Tbh the hardest thing to resolve is Annette in both stories.

Yeah i hope its just that. But also i got ffix recently and i went all in on it for about 6 hours and havent touched it in days.

I dont know what changed but i cant lose myself in a game like i used to. =(

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There are several significant inconsistencies regarding the two scenarios.

meanwhile when i got the remake i thought id play it like the original re2 but i just cant game like that anymore. It makes me sad.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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Slayer_22 posted...

What in the actual fuck?

That aint the fucked up part dude. Not when he is literally grooming her.

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Scotty_Rogers posted...

@BroodRyu Electricbugs is well known for bragging about dating 16 year olds as a 27 year old man. They're legal in Canada, where he lives.

No they arent.

Theres a clause regarding the age difference. A guy in his mid 20s can 100% be charged for fucking someone under 18.

I was gonna google canada aoc laws but on second thought i dont want that in my search history. Lol.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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SuperExcitebike posted...

Don't show up to a dog date with a cat. Be honest

Like i said its over anyways.

Lies of omission and blatant lies are two different things afaic. If she assumed it was a dog thats cool but i didnt lie when she actually asked what kinda dog he was.

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i mean if thats a thing you wanna do go for it. Not sure why you would but okay. Cant see why she or i would care.

Tbf i shoulda censored her name but really.... have at er if you think thats somehow a worthwhile thing to do.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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a-c-a-b posted...

But it doesn't happen on days when I don't have to work.

It's like my bodies way of going hahaha fuck you.

Id seriously give the world to be able to sleep in nowadays. I can maybe manage 8am and even then its like i sleep till 7 and lay there till i give up.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

One_Day_Remains posted...

Y'all arguing with a dude who's in his 30s and didn't even know what calories were until last week.

Wut?

Edit-oh i thought you meant me. Lol.


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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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a-c-a-b posted...

That happens to me a lot.

I'll wake up 5 mins before my alarm is set to go off.

I seriously dont think my alarm has woken me up in like a decade.

But i still hate waking up hoping the alarm is an hour away and realizing its a few minutes and i have to just get up.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Damn, yeah you mentioned a bit of that last night. I bet Walter loved all the attention though.

I'm very familiar with that hangover, that's usually my sleep pattern half the time. I drink til I pass out, don't really sleep well but i'm just out for 5 hours, wake up and can't go back to bed, but I feel tired and drag all day.

Yeah thats exactly where im at. I had some obligations today where i had to get to buddies in a different town at 8 but instead of sleeping till seven i went to bed at ~3 and was up at 530 for some fuckin reason.

Also i dont remember mentioning it yesterday or making that white tiger topic. Lol.

Also yeah hes such an attention whore. Lol. He loved it. I think the one bridesmaid was pretty cute but between it being dark and me being as drunk as i was i cant say for sure.

I was just on a mission and couldnt really focus on much else.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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No_U_L7 posted...

no clue why it's so hard to just admit i'm right, her ghosting you really just confirmed everything i said

*musses your hair*

ok bud. Ok.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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No_U_L7 posted...

oh good, you finally took my advice. although it's sad that it took additional prodding from her to do so. but the side of morality wins yet again

If i ever met you id just muss yer hair, give a sad smile, and walk away.

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Kinky



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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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DrizztLink posted...

And now I have to cancel my buddy cop movie.

Walter was the hard-drinking drug-using bad cop who always gets his man.

The dog was the nervous rookie who still thinks the world is sunshine and rainbows.

Think Training Day but at the end Walter tells "KING KONG AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME" and beats the shit out of the entire crowd.

Lol.

Damn lady and her speciesism. I woulda watched the hell out of that movie.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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Fuck me. Ive been hungover all day. Not a bad hangover mostly one of those hangovers where you realize tht sleeping and passing out are very different things and you cant wake up fully no mattwr what.

Also i got a story from last night but its kinda long. Short version me and walter met some bridesmaids and a very dejected looking quiet dude in a suit who i think may have been the groom. They were out trying to find the bride but took 5 or ten minutes to meet walter.

The dude just stared at the ground looking miserable the whole time. Not a great start to wedded bliss.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Wel the dream is over. lol.

She messaged asking what kinda dog he is. I was willing to lie by omission but not straight up lie.

She hasnt responded to my message telling her about walter. Sigh.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

MabusIncarnate posted...

I got some video of the fireflies I was talking about the other night, there's so many this year it's nuts. I got a pretty good capture of it.

https://streamable.com/ui9jwh

Thats pretty magical looking.

Also hi dog!

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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MabusIncarnate posted...

So I bought a blacklight UV flashlight on Amazon and i'm legit gonna go out a couple nights and see if I can find scorpions out here. They are supposed to be pretty uncommon here, i've only seen 3 in the 10 or so years i've lived here but they are also quite small. Apparently all species of scorpions glow under blacklight so i'm gonna go see if I can find any and take pics if I do. Canuck inspired me.

AWesome! Lemme know how it goes.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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Abiz_ posted...

Most people on here. I do randomly tag/quote people sometimes and say something off putting to see their reaction. LIke...

@CanuckCowboy How is your Falter doing?

He is good thanks. Eating like hes 4 cats and really doing well on walks. If it wasn for his fear of cars i wouldnt even need the leash anymore.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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Proofpyros posted...

You lie, sir!



That's just a cute-ass cat

Damn it weve been found out walter!

he knows what he has to do but he regrets that he has to do it.

Proofpyros posted...

You know....theres actually something up near the top left and it scared me when I messed with the picture... and that's why its cropped

It was in the dog park so i assume it was the soul of a dog pal of his.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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DrizztLink posted...

The lion in Jumanji is the first thing it reminded me of.

Fuckin nice! I knew it reminded me of something

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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MabusIncarnate posted...

That's a great pic, he looks so evil

Heck yeah. I love this pic. If i didnt know better id think it was an actual wild cat.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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Also fuck this is my fave pic i eber took



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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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MabusIncarnate posted...

I'm drunk AF

As am i. We met some bridesmaids going down to the beach. They were kinda stoked on walter but more interested in finding the missing bride.

There was a dude in a suit who i hope wasnt the groom. It seemed like a shit show and fuck if they still didnt wanna come pet walter. Lol

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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be not flipped now.



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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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MabusIncarnate posted...

Grey Goose is a fantastic vodka, I don't usually drink vodka, but that stuff is real smooth and has good flavor

MabusIncarnate posted...

Grey Goose is a fantastic vodka, I don't usually drink vodka, but that stuff is real smooth and has good flavor

Agreed. Ciroc is up there too

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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MabusIncarnate posted...

Ah here comes the brand new accounts for "back up"

Welcome to CE New User May 2020 and June 2020! Glad you found us and you are totally not the alt of the same person running No_U_L7's account. No WAY that's what's happening here.

How pathetic can you get? Get out of mom's basement and get some fresh air.

Seriously my cat has more life experience than these dudes and hes barely 1.

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well now i dont know what to think. This drunk dude a half hour or so ago had a cat off leash in the dog park and the cat desecrated the fake fire hydrant and spilled a beer. So....



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Ours is....may?

3k is a nice return. I literally constantly get flagged and they take a second look and typically it amounts to "instead of 700 you should have gotten 400 so now you owe us 300" which I swear has to be a net loss in terms of government salary

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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JimCarrysToe posted...

Goddamn dude stfu. That old ladys gonna be surprised to see a cat instead of a dog but she'll probably love how well he gets along with her dog. Also they're meeting at a public park, not a dark alley, calm down.

Right?

Like prince said it might not be honest but at worst Ill leave and walter will be sad. At best it's a big win win win

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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MabusIncarnate posted...

Bring pets to a dog park = trying to deceive and fuck a woman. That's basically all the idiotic logic i'm getting here. Not interested in trying to debate with a joke account anymore though. Eager to see how this pans out. My cat is an asshole around other dogs, this wouldn't even be a possibility.

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No_U_L7 posted...

She doesn't know that you arent...

Of course she does. She wants a friend for her dog. She aint looking for anything else and has no reason to think I am.Aso she wasnt asking for men (or women and who are you to assume her preference anyway buds?) normal people whop arent desparate for sex beyond all reason can interact with eachother based on things that are in no way sexual.

I'm starting to think maybe this isnt just a gimmick. Thats worse. Far worse. Get help

Again ytou are projecting and need help.

If you could actually interact with a fenale on a level to where she might fuck you you wouldnt be this weird.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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