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TopicHow old were you when you got your driver's license?
IdiotMachine
01/24/20 11:46:44 PM
#1
A license, not a permit.






Well?

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TopicWhy did Reddit succeed when 4chan didn't?
IdiotMachine
01/24/20 10:46:52 PM
#1
Both had very similar premise.

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TopicGeez, why is The Economist magazine $225/year?!
IdiotMachine
01/24/20 8:57:36 PM
#1
Is it worth it?

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TopicNeighbor keeps parking IN my driveway. What do?
IdiotMachine
01/24/20 7:54:56 PM
#169
Crazyman93 posted...
TC probably never bothered to report them tearing his yard up.
You're right, I did not. I do not want to escalate this, especially because the house will be on the market starting tomorrow. The neighbors have not parked on my driveway again since they removed it earlier this week, so that's a plus.

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TopicNeighbor keeps parking IN my driveway. What do?
IdiotMachine
01/22/20 6:53:19 PM
#141
SpudForce posted...
Tow it and get the police involved. I mean all this and you haven't even towed the damn thing yet? Stop posting in Gamefaqs and just have it towed already, otherwise she's just going to keep shitting all over you.
It's no longer in my driveway.

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TopicNeighbor keeps parking IN my driveway. What do?
IdiotMachine
01/22/20 8:08:20 AM
#133
Here are some update posts I think people missed:

IdiotMachine posted...
So they moved the car out. However, I guess the car was out of battery, because they literally drove another car over my grass to jump the first car, then drove off. There are tire marks/dead grass and dirt in the grass. Seriously wtf.

I have video of this from surveillance cameras.

IdiotMachine posted...
Here are some screencaps:
https://imgur.com/a/MkufDa6


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TopicNeighbor keeps parking IN my driveway. What do?
IdiotMachine
01/22/20 12:14:30 AM
#104
TopicNeighbor keeps parking IN my driveway. What do?
IdiotMachine
01/21/20 11:18:10 PM
#93
So they moved the car out. However, I guess the car was out of battery, because they literally drove another car over my grass to jump the first car, then drove off. There are tire marks/dead grass and dirt in the grass. Seriously wtf.

I have video of this from surveillance cameras.

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TopicNeighbor keeps parking IN my driveway. What do?
IdiotMachine
01/21/20 7:48:22 PM
#53
So I called the non emergency police number and asked for advice. They told me they can come now and talk to the neighbor for me. I said I would rather catch them red handed, and they said whatever I want to do, they'll be there. I told them I'll text her an ultimatum, that I will call the police or tow the car if she parks in my driveway tomorrow. They said that's fine, and I told them thank you, and to expect a call from me again tomorrow evening lol.

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TopicNeighbor keeps parking IN my driveway. What do?
IdiotMachine
01/21/20 7:46:18 PM
#52
Austin_Era_II posted...
I'd move to a new house seriously.
We actually bought a new house and are in the process of moving. This is another reason why I don't want to have bad blood... Don't want these neighbors to affect me selling the house.

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TopicNeighbor keeps parking IN my driveway. What do?
IdiotMachine
01/21/20 7:20:50 PM
#40
legendary_zell posted...
Tell her that she's trespassing and that the city that you're living in will likely fine her for doing it and that you can sue her for it too. Don't tow her car yet. I legitimately don't know why someone would do that, is she mentally ill or something?
That whole family is weird. I have a fence around the backyard, and their daughter likes to climb over the fence and play in my yard, or literally open my fence and enter my backyard. I've asked them to stop multiple times, and they haven't.

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TopicNeighbor keeps parking IN my driveway. What do?
IdiotMachine
01/21/20 7:19:04 PM
#39
FuneralFroth posted...
Keep in mind yall are neighbors and still have to live next to each other
So I'm actually also in the process of listing the house for sale, so that adds another layer to this bullshit.

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TopicNeighbor keeps parking IN my driveway. What do?
IdiotMachine
01/21/20 7:17:50 PM
#35
FrankGoreHOF posted...
Are they wealthy?
No, they are a working-class family. The stay-at-home mom lives with her husband (who is a garbage truck driver), their daughter (in grade school), a brother (not sure whose brother; he is a janitor), and another guy (not sure his relations).

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TopicNeighbor keeps parking IN my driveway. What do?
IdiotMachine
01/21/20 7:13:12 PM
#25
FrankGoreHOF posted...
You said it's a family with 4 cars is she a daughter?
No, she's the stay-at-home mom.

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TopicNeighbor keeps parking IN my driveway. What do?
IdiotMachine
01/21/20 7:08:26 PM
#19
So what do you think is the better option here when I catch her red handed tomorrow (because I fully intend to come home earlier than normal):
1) Knock on their door and tell her (or her family member) to move the car,
2) Call the police and meet the police at my house then have the police deal with it, or
3) Just call the tow truck company and just have it towed?

Option (2) seems the most non-confrontational with police backup, but has the risk of her moving the vehicle out before the police and I get there.

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TopicNeighbor keeps parking IN my driveway. What do?
IdiotMachine
01/21/20 7:03:49 PM
#12
Strider102 posted...
Tow it.
I don't want to have to do it...

specialkid8 posted...
Did you ask her why? Also, set her car on fire.
She doesn't want to street park. The house is in the suburbs, and her family's driveway is pretty small. They have 4 cars, so she just parks in my driveway instead of on the street.

Veggeta_MAX posted...
Ehhh whats wrong with her parking there if you ain't there?
It's my property. I don't want her to park there.

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TopicNeighbor keeps parking IN my driveway. What do?
IdiotMachine
01/21/20 7:01:56 PM
#7
NeonOctopus posted...
Put some nails all over it

Doe posted...
Tire spikes
That's pretty destructive, and I bet that's illegal. Probably constitutes a "trap" (e.g. illegal to protect against first responders).

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TopicNeighbor keeps parking IN my driveway. What do?
IdiotMachine
01/21/20 6:59:46 PM
#1
I saw her car parked in my driveway; I confronted her about it in person and asked her to stop. She "stopped".

A few weeks later, I saw her parked in my driveway again; I texted her to stop, again. This time, I installed a camera. Upon reviewing the footage, she parks there almost every day when I am not home. After about a week, I texted her that I have cameras installed, and that I saw that she was parking on my driveway when I'm not home, and that she needs to stop.

She stopped... then I went on vacation, and stayed away from the house for two weeks... guess what; she parked there essentially for two straight weeks.

How do I end this "peacefully"? I don't want to call the police, nor have to tow her car, but I feel like there's no other option.

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TopicFedEx is so unreliable.
IdiotMachine
01/19/20 5:04:57 PM
#3
kingdrake2 posted...
it's better when they give you an accurate window to be at home to grab the package. once i fell asleep on the day in which i was supposed to get my games. not even half hour before i got up he left a note saying that i would have to pick it up at a shipping center. had to change it to delivery 2nd attempt and on the 2nd attempt it was the wrong house in the same apartment complex luckily they put the stuff back outside so i could grab it.
You could sign up for My Choice and either schedule a time, redirect/hold, or release the signature requirement.

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TopicFedEx is so unreliable.
IdiotMachine
01/19/20 5:01:37 PM
#1
In my experience, FedEx almost never meets their scheduled delivery date. And the drivers drive on my driveway with their giant trucks (seriously wtf).

USPS and UPS both almost always meet their scheduled delivery date, and always walk up the driveway.

Why is FedEx still in business?!

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TopicWhat is your employment category?
IdiotMachine
01/19/20 12:44:10 AM
#11
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Social services falls under what?
I guess it depends what exactly you do.

KILBOTz posted...
Management. What am I?
I suppose professional.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I was thinking more like a "code monkey", and not a programmer.

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TopicWhat is your employment category?
IdiotMachine
01/19/20 12:40:54 AM
#6
averagejoel posted...
I take issue with a few of the categories
Such as...

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TopicWhat is your employment category?
IdiotMachine
01/18/20 9:00:07 PM
#3
CloneTheHero posted...
stealth data collection topic
Not really stealth; I clearly ask for it.

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TopicWhat is your employment category?
IdiotMachine
01/18/20 8:45:48 PM
#1
What are you?







What is your job most akin to?

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TopicWhat do you think of airplane boarding groups?
IdiotMachine
01/18/20 2:54:00 PM
#1
Aside from preboarding people (disabled, children, etc), the boarding group usually goes: Highest loyalty status, high loyalty and first class, business, economy, then the bottom of the barrel basic economy.

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TopicAnyone got a cheap way to do your taxes?
IdiotMachine
01/17/20 2:24:21 PM
#6
If you make less than $65k or whatnot, you can use TurboTax/HR Block for free. Otherwise, cheapest would be to do it yourself with the forms; it'll be free. Or buy software. Or hire a CPA.

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TopicMexican president wants to offer the presidential plane as a pize in the lottery
IdiotMachine
01/17/20 2:18:51 PM
#2
It'll be the winner's problem.

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TopicDealer thinks I bought the car from them... Getting free inspection. What do?
IdiotMachine
01/17/20 1:51:52 PM
#8
They found a nail in my tire. Said it'll cost $25 to patch. Boo... Thought I'd get out of here free.

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TopicDealer thinks I bought the car from them... Getting free inspection. What do?
IdiotMachine
01/17/20 1:25:36 PM
#7
thronedfire2 posted...
or are both dealerships owned by the same company?

Unsugarized_Foo posted...
They aren't sister companies are they?
Nope. At least not by their names nor website.

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TopicDealer thinks I bought the car from them... Getting free inspection. What do?
IdiotMachine
01/17/20 1:23:19 PM
#3
BuckVanHammer posted...
id just fess up and correct it...whats an inspection cost there? 15 bucks here...
Just under $60 for inspection plus emissions.

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TopicDealer thinks I bought the car from them... Getting free inspection. What do?
IdiotMachine
01/17/20 1:19:11 PM
#1
I bought a brand new car about 6 months ago. I obviously shopped around and the dealer that was 3 hours away had the cheapest price, so bought it there.

For my state inspection, I brought it to the closest dealer to my house, because I also wanted them to take a look at something (window problems). During the pre-authorization stage, the service advisor said that because I bought the car from them, they will waive the inspection fee. I asked for clarification. They said they offer their customers lifetime free state inspections.

..........should I tell them it's a mistake? Or just ride this out for however many years it'll take them to correct it?

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TopicFree Electricity for life or Free groceries for life.
IdiotMachine
01/17/20 1:10:22 PM
#9
miki_sauvester posted...
Whichever one is easier to resell into infinite money.
This is why I chose electric. In PA, it's state law that utility company buy back any excess electricity you generate (e.g. renewable energy generated at your home). So sell all that electric back to the grid with no effort.

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TopicWhy is everything about money now in politics?
IdiotMachine
01/17/20 1:06:13 AM
#1
Why can't we do something because it's the right thing to do, and not argue over money?

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TopicTHPS2X is the definitive version of THPS2
IdiotMachine
01/16/20 12:19:52 AM
#2
What does that stand for?

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TopicThis whole jumbled timeline mess in story telling is the worst.
IdiotMachine
01/15/20 6:48:30 PM
#1
This is the worst modern trend in TV shows, ever. The Witcher, Westworld, Legion... adding a random order to the storytelling does not make it more complex. It's just stupid.

It has gotten to the point that content creators even give you a guide on the timeline; for example, The Witcher (note spoilers):
https://twitter.com/NXOnNetflix/status/1214620806933700608/photo/1

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Topic$500 in cash or $1,000 in scratch offs.
IdiotMachine
01/15/20 5:36:23 PM
#10
fohstick posted...
$500

You're better off getting struck by lightning than winning the lotto
The jackpot, yes, but not the lower winnings.

The question posed by the OP has an objective better answer, if you spend the time to calculate the odds and factor in opportunity costs, but... AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.

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TopicDo you pee standing up or sitting?
IdiotMachine
01/15/20 5:34:41 PM
#18
bknight posted...
Ever wonder how guys pee based on whether or not they're circumcised? I know my aim is perfect because all the urine collects in the foreskin and gently flows out, when I try peeing with the foreskin pulled back, that's like a geyser and pee goes everywhere.
Ew.

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TopicHow does AT&T get away with lying about 4G and 5G?
IdiotMachine
01/12/20 7:40:39 PM
#1
Back when 4G was brand new and almost no provider had it, AT&T started showing "4G" on their bars; but in reality, it was just HSPA+. And just recently, AT&T started doing that shit again, with 5G... how do they keep getting away with it?

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TopicDo you pee standing up or sitting?
IdiotMachine
01/12/20 4:55:07 PM
#6
smoke_break posted...
If I just have to pee, standing up. If I have to poop too, sitting down.
I updated OP and clarified.

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TopicDo you pee standing up or sitting?
IdiotMachine
01/12/20 4:53:55 PM
#3
Personally, at home, I pee sitting down because that way, I have to clean the toilet significantly less. No matter how well I aim, I always miss a few droplets if I stand.

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TopicDo you pee standing up or sitting?
IdiotMachine
01/12/20 4:52:26 PM
#1
For the men, at home, do you pee standing up or sitting on the toilet?



Assuming you have to pee only, and not pee and poop.

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TopicTo buy a new TV or not?
IdiotMachine
01/12/20 1:45:39 PM
#2
Why not get like a 65"? 43" still seems pretty small.

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TopicWe spent a ridiculous amount of money traveling last year. /Regret
IdiotMachine
01/12/20 1:27:20 PM
#20
Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...
Whereabouts in Italy?
The big places (Milan, Venice, Florence, Rome, Naples), as well as the smaller places (Lago di Como off of Milan, off the coast from Naples into Capri, and the Amalfi coast). We went all the way southeast to Lecce as well.

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TopicWe spent a ridiculous amount of money traveling last year. /Regret
IdiotMachine
01/12/20 1:22:49 PM
#18
Prismsblade posted...
Also was language barriers an obstacle for you doing any of your trips like japan?
Very little. Only in the most rural areas did people not understand basic English to the point I had to wing it.

Sunshinelady posted...
The question though is does your wife regret it?
She regrets spending that much money on just one activity with "nothing to show for it".

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TopicAnyone ever drive a tesla?
IdiotMachine
01/12/20 1:12:42 PM
#4
A coworker has a Tesla Model 3 and it's "okay". The big ass screen in the middle is very distracting, and everything is done through that. So if you want to change your air vents (even the directional pattern), you have to go through pages of settings to do it. In addition, the car didn't feel very "polished", like an experienced brand. I question their longevity, and the ability to fix the car off-dealer locations.

Now the good bits: acceleration is no joke; It is FUN. Self driving feature is incredible, but feels like a beta and feels very scary.

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TopicWe spent a ridiculous amount of money traveling last year. /Regret
IdiotMachine
01/12/20 1:03:42 PM
#10
Prismsblade posted...
You could have spread this amount of vacationing across years in my opinion. But I'm pretty young still so maybe it's not that big a deal for older folk.

Also what travel credit card did you use if any?
We're both 28 now, turning 29 this year. She wanted to have a baby before 30, so I guess this is the year. We used Chase Sapphire Reserve, which we will be canceling for obvious reasons lol.

berlyman101 posted...
switch jobs, dummy
Nah. I like it here.

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TopicWe spent a ridiculous amount of money traveling last year. /Regret
IdiotMachine
01/12/20 12:59:03 PM
#7
jackgunney posted...
It's your vacation to use. Why give you that much then bitch when you use it?
Because that's just how it works... Now with this "stain", it'll just be harder for me to get a promotion as the years pass, and it'll affect my lifetime earning potential at this position.

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TopicWe spent a ridiculous amount of money traveling last year. /Regret
IdiotMachine
01/12/20 12:51:33 PM
#3
cmiller4642 posted...
God damn that's awesome. That's better than buying stupid shit to show off to your neighbors.
Oh yea, we have like no furniture or stuff in the house. It's all second hand or ikea stuff lol. We didn't eat out a ton either; just focused on saving money for traveling.

But I would definitely advise spreading these out over a few years and not going in just one year.

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TopicWe spent a ridiculous amount of money traveling last year. /Regret
IdiotMachine
01/12/20 12:47:17 PM
#1
Traveled Europe for two weeks (Paris, London, and Berlin), Japan for three weeks, Korea for one week, Greece for three weeks, Vegas/canyons (Bryce, Grand, etc.) for one week, and Italy for three weeks...

I would not advise this type of travelling to anyone. I regret going to so many places in so little time:
*It's a lot of money to spend (we saved up for two years to do this, and the idea was to go all out and travel the world before we have a baby; now, we're "broke"),
*It affects your performance at work (I got rated as a below average employee during my performance review due to frequent use of vacation hours and not being around to support emergent issues), and
*All the places "blur" together because it was too many places in too short of a time. It doesn't have the grandeur of traveling, but felt more like "great, another plane to catch", or "great, another beautiful view".

/firstworldproblems

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TopicYou gotta give credit to Trump regarding Iran.
IdiotMachine
01/12/20 12:40:11 PM
#10
metallica846 posted...
The Ayatollah had Soleimani killed for wanting to start a coup. He needed him gone because he was too powerful and when his soldiers found out, they shot down that plane to make the govt not get their win.

Now the people are rioting in the streets again because of all the dead Iranians. It's a theory obviously but it is JUICY! When Iran whiffs on all of their missiles launched at us then shows the world they are very militarily capable of conducting war shit by shooting down that plane.

Something stinks yo.
That sounds like a massive conspiracy theory.

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