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TopicWho made Steve Gutenberg a star?
masterpug53
03/04/20 11:09:28 AM
#5
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?

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TopicI'm so sorry Bernie Bros.
masterpug53
03/04/20 10:35:37 AM
#3
Caesar's views on democracy are becoming more palatable, sadly.

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TopicBloomberg is OUT!
masterpug53
03/04/20 10:19:50 AM
#18
Not for nothing, but I laughed out loud when I heard this line in one of his ads today: 'do you want a debater, or a doer?'

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TopicSay one thing nice about Trump
masterpug53
03/04/20 10:17:13 AM
#29
No.

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TopicHow's Biden's America gonna benefit us low-middle class workers?
masterpug53
03/04/20 9:34:43 AM
#4
He's gonna do the thing, you know the thing. Rumor has it he's already tapped Zhu Li to serve as Secretary of Things.

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TopicScreen cap this topic right now.
masterpug53
03/04/20 9:28:26 AM
#9
boxington posted...
Obama: the man behind the scenes

the one who has been manipulating the socio-economic-political landscape throughout history

Which sounds better: Obamatine or Palpabama?

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TopicBiden: "You know the thing!"
masterpug53
03/03/20 3:29:19 PM
#19
So after millennia of wasting time with fire, plague rats and weaponized hallucinogens, the League of Shadows has finally struck upon the perfect plan to topple the United States: simply ensure that whoever the POTUS is, he's crippled with senility.

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TopicIs Fallout: New Vegas your favourite game?
masterpug53
03/03/20 3:21:56 PM
#6
It was my game of the 2010-2019 decade and in my top ten of all time.

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TopicFavorite RPG?
masterpug53
03/03/20 2:40:53 PM
#4
Soo-Pah Mah-Ree-Oh Too, Bay-Beeeeeee!

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TopicParents allow 11-year-old to drive car because they were sick of him playing GTA
masterpug53
03/03/20 1:03:35 PM
#7
Not the brightest sort to begin with if they bought a GTA game for their 11-year-old.

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TopicWould you let her sit on your face
masterpug53
03/03/20 12:43:27 PM
#7
DoGCyN posted...
*hands TC Sudoku knife*

Guess his number's up!

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TopicSo, like, if the Coronavirus is so bad why don't we just make it illegal?
masterpug53
03/03/20 12:40:45 PM
#21
Banning Coronavirus won't stop criminals from getting it!

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TopicIf I ever played around with drag, I'd need a drag name. Suggestions?
masterpug53
03/02/20 5:55:34 PM
#15
Helga Lovedicky

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Topic9 > 10 > 13 > 12 > 4 > 7 > 5 I don't care for the rest
masterpug53
03/02/20 5:49:49 PM
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p-m posted...
6 sucks. It has the makings of a decent plot but as a game it's too bad to bother finishing.

To reiterate an earlier post, lmao.

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TopicIf I ever played around with drag, I'd need a drag name. Suggestions?
masterpug53
03/02/20 4:34:49 PM
#4
Georgina Glitterdong

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Topic$2,000,000,000, but the concept of music ceases to exist
masterpug53
03/02/20 3:18:07 PM
#16
Fuck no.

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TopicSuper Mario World is and was one of the greatest games of all time.
masterpug53
03/02/20 3:17:00 PM
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malenz posted...
wow great evidence. let me file that up my ass crack where it belongs.

Good thing you just made plenty of room by pulling the OP out of there.

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Topic$5k a week for life but you have to have sex with one of these women once a we
masterpug53
03/02/20 2:42:43 PM
#19
As long as whoever I pick is 100% down with the weird stuff, easy money.

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TopicBernie Sanders and Harvey Weinstein having a drink together
masterpug53
03/02/20 11:54:36 AM
#13
That was a good laugh, much appreciated.

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TopicFictional Presidents that are more ridiculous than Trump
masterpug53
03/02/20 9:38:24 AM
#28
UnfairRepresent posted...
President Eden from Fallout 3

[Speech, 100%] 'Mr. Trump, what you're doing is bad and you should stop doing it right now.'

Trump: 'You make a good point, I will immediately shut down my administration and step down as president.'

...If only.

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TopicLiberal comic accidentally proves capitalism>socialism. Conservatives furious
masterpug53
03/02/20 9:24:12 AM
#7
I totally get it, but if you want to explain it to everyone else in the topic, go right ahead.

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TopicDeath Proof, esp 2nd half is not only awful but boring af *spoilers*
masterpug53
03/02/20 9:14:00 AM
#23
The last 20 minutes almost redeems the movie. Almost.

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TopicIs Toph the best character? Avatar the last airbender spoilers.
masterpug53
03/01/20 8:10:30 AM
#28
Amenadeel posted...
If she hadn't gone insane with mistrust I wonder if they would have still beaten her. I mean hell she literally beat the Avatar in the Avatar state by zapping him with lightning, not even the Fire Lord did that. I still don't understand How they could have let that happen.

The answer is no. Her madness was done well enough in its short window of development - and there are far, far worse ways to illustrate a character's descent into madness, cough cough Game of Thrones - but it was still a conveniently-timed nerfing.

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TopicQuick, think of a Family Guy joke
masterpug53
02/29/20 1:34:20 PM
#31
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0lSI3jLxX8

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TopicWhen was da last time you played GTA V?
masterpug53
02/28/20 7:48:10 PM
#26
A few weeks after release, maybe? I think I made it a little past the point of the mini-sub heist, then just lost interest and never picked it back up.

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Topic"Billionaires need to pay their fair share" pic going viral
masterpug53
02/28/20 3:01:52 PM
#37
Risked 20+ years risking it all. That's risked squared.

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TopicTrump tags a random Canadian Football player in a tweet
masterpug53
02/28/20 12:33:08 PM
#4
So is the 3rd person merely an ego thing, or has his dementia gotten so bad that he's genuinely forgotten who he is?

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TopicGentlemen, from this day forward, you will all refer to me by the name Betty
masterpug53
02/28/20 11:41:10 AM
#5
BUT! Isn't that a...woman's name?

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TopicYou are now married to the wife of the main character in the last sitcom.
masterpug53
02/28/20 9:53:50 AM
#50
For a second I was scared that it was going to be Skyler White, but then I remembered I watch Simpsons to go to sleep by *gives Marge a big fat kiss*

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TopicAlmost 20 hours into Fallout New Vegas and I've been bored for most of it
masterpug53
02/27/20 7:40:38 PM
#11
It can take awhile to get into for some people; whereas Fallout 3 (however inexplicably) makes a good first impression, New Vegas tends to build steam as it goes. Part of this is in the story, where the plot starts to open into a greater intrigue and more well-written characters start coming into play. Another part of it is the satisfaction of returning to areas that kicked your ass when you strayed from the suggested path and mopping the floor with them.

Another thing is that the DLC really put the shine on NV, and those are generally intended for higher levels.

I'd recommend getting to a point where you've met Mr. House, Yes Man, Caesar, and have at least started Old World Blues (or Dead Money, if you want some challenge and heavy atmosphere). If it still ain't clicking at that point, I'd put the game behind you.

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TopicIs Toph the best character? Avatar the last airbender spoilers.
masterpug53
02/27/20 4:01:30 PM
#16
My top ten characters across both series would be something like this:

1) Korra (no, that's not a typo, and I stand by it)
2) Zuko
3, 4) Iroh, Sokka (really hard to decide here)
5) Katara
6, 7) Toph, Aang
8) Zaheer
9) Azula
10) Lin or Tenzin (tough choice here)

Toph's an excellent character, but the one thing weighing her down is that she's already an earthbending goddess by the time she joins the group; so you don't get the wealth of character arc that's a byproduct of slowly mastering her craft, like you get with Katara (this also forced the writers to constantly put Toph into positions where she was nerfed). Her backstory is also a bit too minimal compared to the other top characters; her one brief flashback of learning earthbending from badger moles gives me warm fuzzies every time I watch it, but there's just not enough of moments like this for her.

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TopicPost her face when she sees your penis
masterpug53
02/27/20 3:30:51 PM
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TopicGandalfs first cinematic appearance
masterpug53
02/27/20 2:05:30 PM
#3
Confession time: I never actually finished reading The Hobbit, even though I read all the LotR books. But I watched the shit out of this movie as a kid; I even did a class report on Tolkien and imitated Gandalf's entrance in the OP.

I think one of the things I couldn't look past in the live action movies was how Bombur was a fat mute punchline instead of Bilbo's buddy.

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TopicLet's do an "Origin of your username" topic.
masterpug53
02/27/20 12:24:39 PM
#99
Master Pug = Tonberry King in the SNES release of Final Fantasy 6.

53 is my lucky number, which is also Herbie the Love Bug's racing number.

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TopicYou now have the job of the main character of the last TV Show/Movie you watched
masterpug53
02/27/20 12:17:55 PM
#15
Criminal lawyer.

Hard pass, that is the opposite kind of life I'd want to live.

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TopicSteven Spielberg NOT directing Indiana Jones 5
masterpug53
02/27/20 9:57:58 AM
#14
I'm fine with this. What dragged Crystal Skull down was shitty, waaay over-the-top CGI setpieces; Harrison Ford remained consistent and entertaining throughout as far as I can recall, even though there was only so much he could do on his own to salvage the trainwreck.

The scene in the diner and the resulting car / bike chase could stand among the best in the franchise imo, so there's still hope that they can make a decent modern Indy flick if they focus more on maintaining that kind of tone.

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TopicYour favorite uncommonly used words?
masterpug53
02/26/20 2:07:40 PM
#12
Gigglepuss

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TopicVote for Bernie
masterpug53
02/26/20 1:21:44 PM
#18
Can't do it I'm afraid, I'm Floridian.

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TopicFinally got my girlfriend to watch Avatar: TLA.
masterpug53
02/26/20 12:44:12 PM
#13
Jabodie posted...
Bro, you cannot look me in the eyes and tell me "The Great Divide" is a good episode. I almost stopped watching the show the first time I watched it because of that one lol. Luckily it's the worst episode by a good margin.

I agree that Book 1 has a lot of skippable eps compared to the majesty of Books 2 and 3, but let's not get hyperbolic here.

Especially considering that 'Nightmares and Daydreams' is the worst ep in the series. It's the very definition of filler, and it robs an episode slot that should have been devoted to a legitimate Zuko + Toph field trip.

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TopicIs Blazing Saddles an offensive movie?
masterpug53
02/26/20 12:18:20 PM
#2
I say no, but I'm the wrong person to ask.

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TopicIOC member, DICK POUND, has Japan by the balls
masterpug53
02/26/20 12:13:06 PM
#6
Worst thing he can do is prematurely come to this decision.

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TopicPolice Officer fired after arresting 6-year old girl (video)
masterpug53
02/25/20 3:53:44 PM
#44
I have a loved one who always sides with the cops in cases like this, and even he had the clarity to call this guy an idiot who deserved to be fired.

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TopicDick Pound says Olympics could be cancelled due to coronavirus
masterpug53
02/25/20 2:41:34 PM
#18
He's got a long, hard decision ahead of him. I quiver in anticipation.

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TopicHow is Final Fantasy VI well regarded?
masterpug53
02/25/20 2:09:48 PM
#67
p-m posted...
JRPGs are my favourite genre

'Mafia movies are my favorite genre but Goodfellas is a bad movie.'


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TopicI can't believe Trump decided to add an extra day to February
masterpug53
02/25/20 10:12:25 AM
#5
It took him this long to do a second good thing with his presidency.

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TopicRemember in Scrubs season 3 when JD and Elliot... (SPoilers)
masterpug53
02/25/20 10:11:07 AM
#7
Remember in Scrubs when Turk beat Carla in arm wrestling? Good shit.

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TopicLeon the Professional is, like, "The Room" of action movies.
masterpug53
02/25/20 9:58:55 AM
#12
Just like the 'FF VI is bad' topic, this topic is certainly a topic.

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TopicHow is Final Fantasy VI well regarded?
masterpug53
02/25/20 9:57:09 AM
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Well this is certainly a topic.

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