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Topic | Who made Steve Gutenberg a star? |
masterpug53 03/04/20 11:09:28 AM #5 | Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | I'm so sorry Bernie Bros. |
masterpug53 03/04/20 10:35:37 AM #3 | Caesar's views on democracy are becoming more palatable, sadly. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Bloomberg is OUT! |
masterpug53 03/04/20 10:19:50 AM #18 | Not for nothing, but I laughed out loud when I heard this line in one of his ads today: 'do you want a debater, or a doer?' --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Say one thing nice about Trump |
masterpug53 03/04/20 10:17:13 AM #29 | No. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | How's Biden's America gonna benefit us low-middle class workers? |
masterpug53 03/04/20 9:34:43 AM #4 | He's gonna do the thing, you know the thing. Rumor has it he's already tapped Zhu Li to serve as Secretary of Things. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Screen cap this topic right now. |
masterpug53 03/04/20 9:28:26 AM #9 | boxington posted... Obama: the man behind the scenes Which sounds better: Obamatine or Palpabama? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Biden: "You know the thing!" |
masterpug53 03/03/20 3:29:19 PM #19 | So after millennia of wasting time with fire, plague rats and weaponized hallucinogens, the League of Shadows has finally struck upon the perfect plan to topple the United States: simply ensure that whoever the POTUS is, he's crippled with senility. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Is Fallout: New Vegas your favourite game? |
masterpug53 03/03/20 3:21:56 PM #6 | It was my game of the 2010-2019 decade and in my top ten of all time. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Favorite RPG? |
masterpug53 03/03/20 2:40:53 PM #4 | Soo-Pah Mah-Ree-Oh Too, Bay-Beeeeeee! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Parents allow 11-year-old to drive car because they were sick of him playing GTA |
masterpug53 03/03/20 1:03:35 PM #7 | Not the brightest sort to begin with if they bought a GTA game for their 11-year-old. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Would you let her sit on your face |
masterpug53 03/03/20 12:43:27 PM #7 | DoGCyN posted... *hands TC Sudoku knife* Guess his number's up! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | So, like, if the Coronavirus is so bad why don't we just make it illegal? |
masterpug53 03/03/20 12:40:45 PM #21 | Banning Coronavirus won't stop criminals from getting it! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | If I ever played around with drag, I'd need a drag name. Suggestions? |
masterpug53 03/02/20 5:55:34 PM #15 | Helga Lovedicky --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | 9 > 10 > 13 > 12 > 4 > 7 > 5 I don't care for the rest |
masterpug53 03/02/20 5:49:49 PM #16 | p-m posted... 6 sucks. It has the makings of a decent plot but as a game it's too bad to bother finishing. To reiterate an earlier post, lmao. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | If I ever played around with drag, I'd need a drag name. Suggestions? |
masterpug53 03/02/20 4:34:49 PM #4 | Georgina Glitterdong --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | $2,000,000,000, but the concept of music ceases to exist |
masterpug53 03/02/20 3:18:07 PM #16 | Fuck no. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Super Mario World is and was one of the greatest games of all time. |
masterpug53 03/02/20 3:17:00 PM #41 | malenz posted... wow great evidence. let me file that up my ass crack where it belongs. Good thing you just made plenty of room by pulling the OP out of there. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | $5k a week for life but you have to have sex with one of these women once a we |
masterpug53 03/02/20 2:42:43 PM #19 | As long as whoever I pick is 100% down with the weird stuff, easy money. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Bernie Sanders and Harvey Weinstein having a drink together |
masterpug53 03/02/20 11:54:36 AM #13 | That was a good laugh, much appreciated. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Fictional Presidents that are more ridiculous than Trump |
masterpug53 03/02/20 9:38:24 AM #28 | UnfairRepresent posted... President Eden from Fallout 3 [Speech, 100%] 'Mr. Trump, what you're doing is bad and you should stop doing it right now.' Trump: 'You make a good point, I will immediately shut down my administration and step down as president.' ...If only. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Liberal comic accidentally proves capitalism>socialism. Conservatives furious |
masterpug53 03/02/20 9:24:12 AM #7 | I totally get it, but if you want to explain it to everyone else in the topic, go right ahead. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Death Proof, esp 2nd half is not only awful but boring af *spoilers* |
masterpug53 03/02/20 9:14:00 AM #23 | The last 20 minutes almost redeems the movie. Almost. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Is Toph the best character? Avatar the last airbender spoilers. |
masterpug53 03/01/20 8:10:30 AM #28 | Amenadeel posted... If she hadn't gone insane with mistrust I wonder if they would have still beaten her. I mean hell she literally beat the Avatar in the Avatar state by zapping him with lightning, not even the Fire Lord did that. I still don't understand How they could have let that happen. The answer is no. Her madness was done well enough in its short window of development - and there are far, far worse ways to illustrate a character's descent into madness, cough cough Game of Thrones - but it was still a conveniently-timed nerfing. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Quick, think of a Family Guy joke |
masterpug53 02/29/20 1:34:20 PM #31 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0lSI3jLxX8 --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | When was da last time you played GTA V? |
masterpug53 02/28/20 7:48:10 PM #26 | A few weeks after release, maybe? I think I made it a little past the point of --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | "Billionaires need to pay their fair share" pic going viral |
masterpug53 02/28/20 3:01:52 PM #37 | Risked 20+ years risking it all. That's risked squared. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Trump tags a random Canadian Football player in a tweet |
masterpug53 02/28/20 12:33:08 PM #4 | So is the 3rd person merely an ego thing, or has his dementia gotten so bad that he's genuinely forgotten who he is? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Gentlemen, from this day forward, you will all refer to me by the name Betty |
masterpug53 02/28/20 11:41:10 AM #5 | BUT! Isn't that a...woman's name? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | You are now married to the wife of the main character in the last sitcom. |
masterpug53 02/28/20 9:53:50 AM #50 | For a second I was scared that it was going to be Skyler White, but then I remembered I watch Simpsons to go to sleep by *gives Marge a big fat kiss* --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Almost 20 hours into Fallout New Vegas and I've been bored for most of it |
masterpug53 02/27/20 7:40:38 PM #11 | It can take awhile to get into for some people; whereas Fallout 3 (however inexplicably) makes a good first impression, New Vegas tends to build steam as it goes. Part of this is in the story, where the plot starts to open into a greater intrigue and more well-written characters start coming into play. Another part of it is the satisfaction of returning to areas that kicked your ass when you strayed from the suggested path and mopping the floor with them. Another thing is that the DLC really put the shine on NV, and those are generally intended for higher levels. I'd recommend getting to a point where you've met Mr. House, Yes Man, Caesar, and have at least started Old World Blues (or Dead Money, if you want some challenge and heavy atmosphere). If it still ain't clicking at that point, I'd put the game behind you. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Is Toph the best character? Avatar the last airbender spoilers. |
masterpug53 02/27/20 4:01:30 PM #16 | My top ten characters across both series would be something like this: 1) Korra (no, that's not a typo, and I stand by it) 2) Zuko 3, 4) Iroh, Sokka (really hard to decide here) 5) Katara 6, 7) Toph, Aang 8) Zaheer 9) Azula 10) Lin or Tenzin (tough choice here) Toph's an excellent character, but the one thing weighing her down is that she's already an earthbending goddess by the time she joins the group; so you don't get the wealth of character arc that's a byproduct of slowly mastering her craft, like you get with Katara (this also forced the writers to constantly put Toph into positions where she was nerfed). Her backstory is also a bit too minimal compared to the other top characters; her one brief flashback of learning earthbending from badger moles gives me warm fuzzies every time I watch it, but there's just not enough of moments like this for her. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Post her face when she sees your penis |
masterpug53 02/27/20 3:30:51 PM #46 | ![]() --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Gandalfs first cinematic appearance |
masterpug53 02/27/20 2:05:30 PM #3 | Confession time: I never actually finished reading The Hobbit, even though I read all the LotR books. But I watched the shit out of this movie as a kid; I even did a class report on Tolkien and imitated Gandalf's entrance in the OP. I think one of the things I couldn't look past in the live action movies was how Bombur was a fat mute punchline instead of Bilbo's buddy. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Let's do an "Origin of your username" topic. |
masterpug53 02/27/20 12:24:39 PM #99 | Master Pug = Tonberry King in the SNES release of Final Fantasy 6. 53 is my lucky number, which is also Herbie the Love Bug's racing number. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | You now have the job of the main character of the last TV Show/Movie you watched |
masterpug53 02/27/20 12:17:55 PM #15 | Criminal lawyer. Hard pass, that is the opposite kind of life I'd want to live. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Steven Spielberg NOT directing Indiana Jones 5 |
masterpug53 02/27/20 9:57:58 AM #14 | I'm fine with this. What dragged Crystal Skull down was shitty, waaay over-the-top CGI setpieces; Harrison Ford remained consistent and entertaining throughout as far as I can recall, even though there was only so much he could do on his own to salvage the trainwreck. The scene in the diner and the resulting car / bike chase could stand among the best in the franchise imo, so there's still hope that they can make a decent modern Indy flick if they focus more on maintaining that kind of tone. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Your favorite uncommonly used words? |
masterpug53 02/26/20 2:07:40 PM #12 | Gigglepuss --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Vote for Bernie |
masterpug53 02/26/20 1:21:44 PM #18 | Can't do it I'm afraid, I'm --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Finally got my girlfriend to watch Avatar: TLA. |
masterpug53 02/26/20 12:44:12 PM #13 | Jabodie posted... Bro, you cannot look me in the eyes and tell me "The Great Divide" is a good episode. I almost stopped watching the show the first time I watched it because of that one lol. Luckily it's the worst episode by a good margin. I agree that Book 1 has a lot of skippable eps compared to the majesty of Books 2 and 3, but let's not get hyperbolic here. Especially considering that 'Nightmares and Daydreams' is the worst ep in the series. It's the very definition of filler, and it robs an episode slot that should have been devoted to a legitimate --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Is Blazing Saddles an offensive movie? |
masterpug53 02/26/20 12:18:20 PM #2 | I say no, but I'm the wrong person to ask. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | IOC member, DICK POUND, has Japan by the balls |
masterpug53 02/26/20 12:13:06 PM #6 | Worst thing he can do is prematurely come to this decision. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Police Officer fired after arresting 6-year old girl (video) |
masterpug53 02/25/20 3:53:44 PM #44 | I have a loved one who always sides with the cops in cases like this, and even he had the clarity to call this guy an idiot who deserved to be fired. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Dick Pound says Olympics could be cancelled due to coronavirus |
masterpug53 02/25/20 2:41:34 PM #18 | He's got a long, hard decision ahead of him. I quiver in anticipation. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | How is Final Fantasy VI well regarded? |
masterpug53 02/25/20 2:09:48 PM #67 | p-m posted... JRPGs are my favourite genre 'Mafia movies are my favorite genre but Goodfellas is a bad movie.' --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | I can't believe Trump decided to add an extra day to February |
masterpug53 02/25/20 10:12:25 AM #5 | It took him this long to do a second good thing with his presidency. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Remember in Scrubs season 3 when JD and Elliot... (SPoilers) |
masterpug53 02/25/20 10:11:07 AM #7 | Remember in Scrubs when Turk beat Carla in arm wrestling? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Leon the Professional is, like, "The Room" of action movies. |
masterpug53 02/25/20 9:58:55 AM #12 | Just like the 'FF VI is bad' topic, this topic is certainly a topic. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | How is Final Fantasy VI well regarded? |
masterpug53 02/25/20 9:57:09 AM #35 | Well this is certainly a topic. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
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