Lurker > AlisLandale
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| Topic | How do you delete somebody else's game off the Steam store? |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 9:44:05 AM #19 | Crashus posted... I don't want to defend garbage on Steam, I think flooding the market with poor quality is a terrible idea, but I will say that I think this is just one of those trashy 'simulator' games that wants to be Goat Simulator. I don't think there's anything morally wrong with it. There are pictures on its official store page that I was too afraid to post here, because even though there's nothing *technically* wrong with them, there's enough *obviously* wrong with them I was worried I'd get suspended lol edit: lmao ninjad --- |
| Topic | How do you delete somebody else's game off the Steam store? |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 9:27:22 AM #1 | This is a little girl simulator. You control Yagi, a 3rd grade elementary school girl, and wander around town. There's no goal in this game. You need to decide the goal for yourself. It's the same as in life. This is an amazingly realistic simulator.  --- |
| Topic | Uhhhh, try not to have cardiac arrest right now >_> |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 9:24:33 AM #5 | Isn't New York using Uhauls because their morgues are full? You'd think you'd be kind of motivated to have as few dead people as possible <_< --- |
| Topic | Mega Man 7 is a lot easier than I remember lol |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 9:17:54 AM #33 | EndOfDiscOne posted... Dr. Light's voice acting in MM8 is pretty good tho Das a gerd kewchun, w-Megaman. If we fine dat meatiu, we fine doctu wawee --- |
| Topic | The model for Ellie's gf in TLOU2 has some nice milkers >______> |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 8:25:16 AM #21 | |
| Topic | Team Rose's Power member should have been Gamma. |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 8:23:59 AM #6 | I just didnt like the plastic graphics. The enemies having HP bars was annoying af, and the level themes in general werent as interesting, as most had already been used by the previous two Adventure titles. The only levels from Heroes that I think stand out (in a good way) are the haunted castle, and Egg Fleet. Maybe Rail Canyon idk. --- |
| Topic | DQ has a animal cracker blizzard now. |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 7:01:58 AM #9 | MC_BatCommander posted... meh. are they the frosted circus animal cookies? cause if so hell yeah this. Plain animal crackers are one step above saltines. --- |
| Topic | College Girls Arrested for Feeding Foot Skin to Friend |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 6:59:42 AM #20 | Gen5_AppleJack posted... They should sell these to guys who buy bath water and used panties. Something similar already exists for that market: https://www.myrecipes.com/extracrispy/you-can-now-eat-fried-chicken-that-tastes-like-girls-feet --- |
| Topic | So I had this thing called an Einspanner and my life has been transformed |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 5:32:24 AM #1 |  Like gosh, I havent felt this way since I was 12 years old and pulled Mirror Force out of a random pack of Metal Raiders. --- |
| Topic | Alcohol is poison |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 5:29:35 AM #6 | The_Creep_2020 posted... Yes, but it is also a secondary metabolite. evolution fucked up pretty bad then, didnt it? >_> --- |
| Topic | I...enjoyed Quest 64 |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 5:28:26 AM #12 | action52 posted... It is by no means a good game, but it is not the unplayable mess it gets hyped up as either. I goggled this and the first image popped up, and what the hell is up with this world map? --- |
| Topic | Alcohol is poison |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 5:25:17 AM #2 | |
| Topic | Doesn't George rr martin reportedly have writer's block? |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 4:52:46 AM #3 | The most interesting rumor I heard is that he actually finished Winds of Winter, but was so dissatisfied with how it turned out, he scrapped the whole thing and started from scratch. I have no source for this, but it was p funny to me. >_> --- |
| Topic | I...enjoyed Quest 64 |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 4:48:30 AM #5 | |
| Topic | Toku Thread: Godzilla, Kamen Rider, Super Sentai/Power Rangers, Ultraman, etc |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 4:37:30 AM #137 | Kamen Rider Kuuga went live on Shout: http://shoutfactorytv.com/kamen-rider-kuuga/kamen-rider-kuuga-s1-e1-revival/5e9fc229b02a5f00016760f9 --- |
| Topic | Tifa: Plebian. Aeristh: Worst Girl. ITT: patrician taste |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 4:31:48 AM #11 | |
| Topic | Tifa: Plebian. Aeristh: Worst Girl. ITT: patrician taste |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 4:13:24 AM #9 | Ving_Rhames posted... I see you like overly thirsty clingy chicks. Least you're in the right place. Id let her build me a bomb. --- |
| Topic | Tifa: Plebian. Aeristh: Worst Girl. ITT: patrician taste |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 3:35:52 AM #5 | Zack_Attackv1 posted... Yeah, how'd that work out? She had to step aside so basic-ass man children could have their basic-ass waifus boxington posted... no, true refined taste itp: I mean he sort of looks like that fat woman from Orange is the New Black. --- |
| Topic | Tifa: Plebian. Aeristh: Worst Girl. ITT: patrician taste |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 3:28:58 AM #1 | |
| Topic | attn people who eat ass and pussy: would you eat this? |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 3:17:17 AM #12 | The Patriots were right all along. The average citizen is not worthy of free speech on the internet. --- |
| Topic | "Digital is the future" |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 2:57:55 AM #1 | Yo. How THE FUCK can I play that 3D Marble game that used to be on the Xbox 360, without tracking down a system that has the game already installed on it? >_> --- |
| Topic | The Under-Appreciated OST topic. |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 2:50:56 AM #3 | I have no way of gauging how appreciated it is, but I hardly see anyone talk about the game except to complain about how easy it was. Kirbys Epic Yarn had a lot of really good pieces. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hHpLnHMSTQo --- |
| Topic | up to 1.9 million plastic pieces per square metre have been found on ocean floor |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 2:20:31 AM #10 | |
| Topic | Family Circus very ironic 9/10 2001 comic |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 2:02:42 AM #7 | |
| Topic | Mega Man 7 is a lot easier than I remember lol |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 2:00:44 AM #27 | HylianFox posted... The hilariously god-awful voice acting doesn't help, either. lmao. Its such a shame too. Everyone in the English dub is so hilariously bad that I can still remember the scenes years later, but then the new character manages to put out the most forgettable performance. >_> --- |
| Topic | I like that FF7R is distinct from FF7 |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 1:48:11 AM #8 | Kaiganeer posted... it's exactly that, what you're describing is a remaster A video game remaster is a made-up marketing word coined during the PS360 gen to sell the absolute flood of minimal-effort HD ports those systems saw. You literally fell for a meme. Every single instance before then, from Mario All Stars, to Pokmon Fire Red and Soul Silver, to Megaman Maverick Hunter X, were considered remakes. All of them retained the core gameplay and story from their original releases, and managed to add new story and content without turning the original into a bad-fanfiction mockery of the original >_> --- |
| Topic | I like that FF7R is distinct from FF7 |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 1:41:25 AM #2 | Cheese_Crackers posted... It's what a remake should be. This has never been what a game remake was until literally this game. >_> game remakes are supposed to take the original game, update the visuals and QOL for modern systems, and make additions/balance edits where applicable. FF7R is if Nintendo, when making Mario All-Stars, decided to give Mario a permanent fire-flower, change the gameplay to run-n-gun, and change the story so that the villain was that blonde bowser with the monkey gun from the movie. it might be a good game, but its not a remake >_> --- |
| Topic | Mega Man 7 is a lot easier than I remember lol |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 1:33:44 AM #25 | DevsBro posted... To inform you about the dark energy, to be a cool (but oddly easy?) boss fight, and to Yeah but, he has like, zero screen presence. Hes so underwhelming compared to Bass, or Dynamo, it literally any other one-off Megaman character lol. <_< Also, Megaman 9s Wily Castle is some bullshit. How did I beat this ten years ago? Lmao --- |
| Topic | I'm indecisive. What to buy on Steam? |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 1:30:09 AM #1 | Choose my 30 dollar destiny!
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I never played Digimon, but I love Digimon. I played the opening cutscene of Shenmue only to find out the game disc was scratched to hell and unplayable. (Same for Psychic Force RIP that little retro excursion) Idk what else. --- |
| Topic | What other games should be remade FF7R style? |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 12:34:00 AM #5 | Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time: 365 Remake / Duodecimal Days -Experience the epic beginnings of Links adventures in Hyrule, as Kokiri Forest has been expanded into 2 full Blu-rays worth of content -New, exciting, action gameplay! But if you liked the old style of exploration and puzzle-solving, theres an option to gate progress with banal fetch-quests and mini games. -Were incorporating new, expansive lore! Why is Mido such a dick? What does Saria do on Tuesdays? Also, every Kokiris partner-fairy is given a unique name and personality, along with an intricate role in the plot that will help unravel the mysteries of the forest, and answer big questions that literally nobody asked! -Part 1 will retail for 60, and there will be a Collectors Edition that comes with a bansai tree in the shape of a deku scrub, MSRP not yet determined. -Also not determined is the amount of parts this will be. We were thinking of a trilogy. Or maybe making each dungeon its own game. Or fuck it. We might just go games as a service and release the quests episodically over the next fifteen years. Who knows! --- |
| Topic | Them's Fightin' Herds Launch Trailer. My Little Pony inspired fighting game |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 12:26:09 AM #20 | Do they have a character based on Twilight Solid Snake Sparkle? Because if not the game is a piece of garbage and should be treated as such.  --- |
| Topic | One thing that always bugs me about most JoJo seasons |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 12:20:40 AM #21 | Rohan is actually one of the reasons I love JoJo. his stand is so OP, but whenever he fights, hes constantly put in bizarre set-ups where his stand wont just OHKO the opponent. And its not like his opponent are specific hard counters to Heavens Door. Anyone in his position would be almost as fucked. >_> --- |
| Topic | You guys ever *whispers* masturbate? |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 12:16:06 AM #5 | Ive been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. When I met you, I was but the learner. But now I am the masturbater! --- |
| Topic | Zoomers are gonna grow up with the weirdest view of relationships |
| AlisLandale 05/01/20 12:03:27 AM #40 | I mean, dating used to be a relatively novel concept, whereas before youd just court people with the immediate intention of marriage. Then you have dating itself evolving as female independence and general sexual revolution swept subsequent generations. Zoomers and their kids are gonna have weird af relationships by our standards, but thats not necessarily bad. --- |
| Topic | How can I become an anime girl? |
| AlisLandale 04/30/20 11:29:49 PM #1 | I want to unchain myself from the shackles of this three-dimensional existence and ascend to the existence of a cute, cartoon waifu. How can I go about doing this? --- |
| Topic | WHO recommends Children under 4 be Taught 'Masturbation' and 'Gender Identity' |
| AlisLandale 04/30/20 11:27:16 PM #31 | BettyWhite posted... What exactly does a gender identity lesson entail for a 4 year old? this tbh. like, unless they start asking questions, not sure theres much to be gained in specifically going through the details that early. as for masturbation, it also seems like a bring it up when theyre ready kind of thing. If they start humping shit at 4 years old then, sure, teach them about privacy and whatever. But it seems weird to go to a toddler and just start explaining fapping unsolicited. >_> --- |
| Topic | Chrono Trigger - DS or Android? |
| AlisLandale 04/30/20 12:25:21 PM #14 | DarkChozoGhost posted... The game has libraries and stuff, and that doesn't get reset. The whole point of Chrono Trigger is many playthroughs and different endings. If they're already unlocked in the library, that's stolen from you is there not like, some sort of Action Replay code that will wipe the save? >_> --- |
| Topic | God, remember the Juicero? >_> |
| AlisLandale 04/30/20 12:20:55 PM #17 | Guys I got a great idea for an invention. A machine that punches a straw into your Capri Sun pouch perfectly, every time. I think Im gonna pitch it to this guy and see if hell invest --- |
| Topic | Chrono Trigger - DS or Android? |
| AlisLandale 04/30/20 12:15:03 PM #8 | if you have the choice, DS would probably be the better experience. I actually enjoyed the Android version, but I wouldnt recommend it over any other version. --- |
| Topic | Five year old writes a hip hop song in 30 seconds |
| AlisLandale 04/30/20 11:36:31 AM #16 | Lol. i just remember a bunch of nerdy memes that juxtaposed modern rap lyrics with older rock to make some bizarre point about...lyrical depth? Idk. I thought itd be amusing to flip it around i was being facetious, for the record. <_< --- |
| Topic | Scenario: There's a cute girl haunting the house down the street |
| AlisLandale 04/30/20 11:29:23 AM #1 | Everyone who visits the house down the street ends up dying. Its said that anyone who goes there will eventually be stalked and killed by the ghost of a woman. However; the woman is beautiful. And she kills you by appearing under your bed sheets. Do you risk your life to know the touch of a woman? Maybe you can convince her to let go of her hate and love again? --- |
| Topic | Now that hating FF7 isnt cool anymore let's admit Advent Children is peak cinema |
| AlisLandale 04/30/20 10:59:54 AM #30 | |
| Topic | Do lock-on mechanics ever make a game worse? |
| AlisLandale 04/30/20 9:46:59 AM #8 | I got fucked over so many times in Sonic Heroes because the homing attack decided to wig out and send me off a ledge instead of towards the enemy two feet in front of me >_> --- |
| Topic | Does Professor X randomly check to see if Magneto's wearing his helmet? |
| AlisLandale 04/30/20 9:40:10 AM #17 | DrizztLink posted... I was just thinking about rewatching all of those. Could you fire yourself? It would be the first thing you actually contributed to the X-Men --- |
| Topic | Do you know what the S on Superman's suit stands for? |
| AlisLandale 04/30/20 9:08:22 AM #5 | I wonder what kid made this in 2009,forgot about it, and would cringe if they came across it again? >_> --- |
| Topic | Toku Thread: Godzilla, Kamen Rider, Super Sentai/Power Rangers, Ultraman, etc |
| AlisLandale 04/30/20 6:53:46 AM #136 | huh. Interesting on Kuuga. Ive been eyeing it for a while ever since someone posted a scene where he just totally fucks up some serial child murderer. Ill have to check it out after I finish Ex-Aid. also it just occurred to me that the girls scythe is supposed to be Ultrasevens head piece. I love it. >_> --- |
| Topic | Do you think America should open up or is it too early? |
| AlisLandale 04/30/20 6:34:06 AM #2 | |
| Topic | Here is a joke for u |
| AlisLandale 04/30/20 6:26:21 AM #2 | |
| Topic | Who is this? |
| AlisLandale 04/30/20 6:25:43 AM #12 | pretty sure thats the red guy from the Nintendo. You know, like the song. Swing your arms from side to side. Come on, its time to go! Do the Metroid! --- |
| Topic | Harry, that penis is floating! |
| AlisLandale 04/30/20 6:13:48 AM #7 | Cant wait for a 5000 word essay segmented into a tweet-chain of JK Rowling explaining the intricate details of wizard sex. >_> --- |
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