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TopicI dunno how people can ''talk'' to more than one person at a time.
DDirtyDastard
06/16/20 3:31:46 PM
#4
There was a year or two I was juggling multiple women. It honestly wasn't very hard. I skipped all the bullshit and pretty much only texted them to make plans to meet up. When you're seeing them regularly, they'll often be the ones reaching out to you.

Sometimes one would hit me up while I was out with another. I'd just tell them I was busy and schedule something for the next day we were both free, that way I wouldn't be available for the other ones and I'd be in high demand.

Once you're actually living the lifestyle, it all just falls into place effortlessly.
TopicWhat the fuck is up with apartments where there's literally no websight?
DDirtyDastard
06/16/20 3:26:33 PM
#4
WebSITE
TopicPost the last recent game you bought
DDirtyDastard
06/16/20 3:25:41 PM
#2
Mega Man Zero/ZX collection
TopicNyc citizen punches 92 year old woman in the head
DDirtyDastard
06/16/20 3:24:03 PM
#20
It's like these pigs are all trying to one-up each other.

"You cracked a 75 year old man's head open? Watch THIS!"
TopicHave you ever used a code (not programming)?
DDirtyDastard
06/16/20 3:22:40 PM
#2
Up up down down left right left right b a b a start.
TopicYou people do realize that TP>>>>>OOT,MM,WW,SS and BOTW right?
DDirtyDastard
06/16/20 3:20:03 PM
#8
TP was the Zelda game that got me off of Zelda games. BOTW is the one that brought me back.
TopicThey're ready
DDirtyDastard
06/16/20 3:01:18 PM
#14
Trashy hoes. Pump and dump material.
TopicIts sad how these commies in the usa dont realize capitalism will
DDirtyDastard
06/16/20 1:41:36 PM
#9
You do these 4 things and the vast majority of Americans will no longer have anything to complain about:

  1. Get the dirty money out of politics
  2. Make healthcare free for all
  3. Forgive student loans and make 4 year colleges free
  4. Create viable, affordable housing so anyone working full time on minimum wage can get by. That or give the people credits towards affording their rent.


2-4 could be done by slashing the military budget. Biggest waste of money in the US government by far.
TopicI bred a new Psyduck yesterday
DDirtyDastard
06/16/20 1:31:21 PM
#11
Psyduck is garbo
TopicDo you pour your cereal before your milk
DDirtyDastard
06/16/20 11:06:27 AM
#2
I pour them both at the same time like in the commercials
TopicCheap steroid drastically cuts Covid death rate
DDirtyDastard
06/16/20 11:05:50 AM
#12
Oh so now the death rate is 0.05%
TopicTexas is in trouble..............
DDirtyDastard
06/16/20 11:03:40 AM
#59
The posts in this topic. lmao.
TopicWe have Low Tier God nudes
DDirtyDastard
06/16/20 10:58:34 AM
#11
More like Low Tier Fraud
TopicMorning! How do you take your coffee?
DDirtyDastard
06/16/20 10:57:50 AM
#15
My coffee matches my heart. Black.
TopicFathers day
DDirtyDastard
06/16/20 10:54:05 AM
#7
Phone call most likely.
TopicWould you go on a date with Aubrey Kate?
DDirtyDastard
06/15/20 7:38:19 PM
#13
Nope. The trashy tats were a huge turnoff. (Didn't even know they had a D)
TopicWhy the fuck would you name your baby Jesus
DDirtyDastard
06/15/20 7:36:42 PM
#14
I'm going to name my son GOD
TopicWhat do you consider to be the ideal outside temperature?
DDirtyDastard
06/15/20 7:33:10 PM
#13
Right around 70 is perfect
Topicwhat video game character do you identify the most with?
DDirtyDastard
06/15/20 3:36:11 PM
#3
I identify with any game that has create a character
TopicHave you ever called a girl mommy?
DDirtyDastard
06/15/20 3:19:58 PM
#2
Not quite mommy but I did call her mom. We were around her kids all weekend and it just slipped out.
TopicWorst generation of the last four?
DDirtyDastard
06/14/20 8:37:52 PM
#16
Gen Z is by far the worst.

X'ers > Boomers >>> Millennials >>> Gen Z
TopicOriginal vs Prequel vs Sequel
DDirtyDastard
06/14/20 8:35:23 PM
#5
The sequel trilogy isn't nearly as bad as people say it is. Episode 8 was a steaming pile of shit, but the other two weren't that bad IMO.
TopicWhich ass do you pick?
DDirtyDastard
06/14/20 8:34:05 PM
#2
Two has the better ass and total package.
TopicMy biggest personal problem when it comes to gaming
DDirtyDastard
06/14/20 8:32:19 PM
#3
Don't buy new games until you finish the ones you're playing.
TopicMy friend is being really shady about the Hilary Clinton sex ring
DDirtyDastard
06/14/20 2:58:33 PM
#29
The Clintons were buddy-buddy with Epstein. 'Nuff said.
TopicPaid $30 for a ticket to see a live BTS concert tonight
DDirtyDastard
06/14/20 2:56:29 PM
#16
Sounds like you wasted $30
Topicthis song sounds so sad slowed down
DDirtyDastard
06/14/20 2:54:22 PM
#4
I'll take your word for it.
TopicShould Biden pick Ben Carson as his VP?
DDirtyDastard
06/14/20 2:53:40 PM
#5
Ben Carson is a card-holding Repub
TopicDo you guys think the black voter turnout will come out for Biden / VP
DDirtyDastard
06/14/20 2:53:11 PM
#7
No.
TopicWhy are YOU...... a cop?
DDirtyDastard
06/14/20 2:52:13 PM
#6
My rap sheet won't allow me.
TopicLow Tier God defends our guy for making a watermelon joke
DDirtyDastard
06/14/20 2:51:26 PM
#8
LTG is trash at fighting games. I ran into him back in the USFIV days and bodied his scrub ass
TopicBargain shopping
DDirtyDastard
06/14/20 2:30:56 PM
#12
I rarely buy anything at full price. Only if I'm in a hurry. It's all thrift stores, grocery whole sale/discount type places, Craigslist, and other online discount sites/apps.
Topicscenario: resisting arrest and you
DDirtyDastard
06/14/20 2:28:32 PM
#34
DespondentDeity posted...
I would definitely refuse the breathalyzer and field sobriety tests.

This. He didn't see me driving. How would he not know that I just drank it all right there without the car running? I've actually been in a scenario like this before. I put my keys in the trunk so there's no way the cop could've said I was in physical control of the vehicle. You sleep in the back seat, keys in the trunk. He can't do jack unless you're parked illegally.
TopicI want to fuck her
DDirtyDastard
06/14/20 2:19:14 PM
#6
Turbam posted...
Seems pretty basic


TopicRate this girl -
DDirtyDastard
06/14/20 2:15:03 PM
#3
Skeletor/10
TopicIs tobey maguire your favorite actor to ever play spiderman?
DDirtyDastard
06/14/20 2:13:43 PM
#38
Try least favorite
TopicNext Poll of the Day: Would you consider youraelf to be...
DDirtyDastard
06/14/20 2:05:45 PM
#21
I used to be healthy and well-adjusted until life fucked me over multiple times. Decided to live a life of fun and blowing off responsibility since everything I've ever worked for in life has been taken from me and every time I get my head above water, another wave comes crashing down. Now everyone is envious of my lifestyle and people constantly tell me they wish they could do what I do. Fact of the matter is they couldn't last 48 hours in my world.
TopicMonth of the Ogre 14: If you were a 9ft tall,1150lb monster... what weapon?
DDirtyDastard
06/14/20 1:46:30 PM
#5
I'd use a massive flail.
TopicHave you had the Covid?
DDirtyDastard
06/14/20 1:44:22 PM
#15
TheWitchMorgana posted...
back in april i was having a lot of chest pain and shortness of breath, but after a few days it just went away. idk if it was covid but the online self-assessment took basically told me "you're dying go to the hospital right now"

Those things say that all the time. A doctor even told me they get tons of false alarms due to those self-assessments.
TopicCE, you ever seen a grown man naked?
DDirtyDastard
06/14/20 1:30:25 PM
#16
inloveanddeath0 posted...
Public showers yeah

TopicWould you fuck dis fat chick?
DDirtyDastard
06/14/20 1:29:47 PM
#8
I think I know that chick. Or a chick that looks a lot like her at least.

Would SMASH
TopicQuestion for people who want to defund the police...
DDirtyDastard
06/14/20 1:28:45 PM
#31
Defund the military
TopicAre you going to your HIGH SCHOOL REUNION???
DDirtyDastard
06/14/20 1:23:03 PM
#24
I'd have to be a total masochist to subject myself to being in those people's presence again.
TopicWhats your favorite meal of the day?
DDirtyDastard
06/14/20 1:22:00 PM
#12
Lunch is the only one you ever have to wait for, so of course it's the best.
TopicWhy is Trump even competitive for re-election
DDirtyDastard
06/12/20 12:39:49 AM
#9
Because the Dems are putting up a fucking corpse instead of a competent human being
TopicCoronavirus 19: "An Incalculable Loss"
DDirtyDastard
06/12/20 12:37:53 AM
#356
C-19 is a lie. The lockdown has done far more harm than the actual virus.
TopicDonald Trump is going to beat Joe Biden to a pulp.
DDirtyDastard
06/12/20 12:34:09 AM
#62
You people are all so melodramatic, it's not even entertaining at this point.
Topiciwant this right now
DDirtyDastard
06/12/20 12:33:03 AM
#33
DirtBasedSoap posted...
shit tastebuds and eyes confirmed
Mediocre standards confirmed
TopicDogs really are something else
DDirtyDastard
06/12/20 12:32:15 AM
#7
Dogs are annoying. You think the little shithead depriving you of sleep and not listening to you is endearing? Disgusting.
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