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Topic | theoretically can superman lie prone and shoot his pee into space? |
NFUN 07/11/20 1:53:45 PM #24 | I don't know what my X-Frame Options Policy is, but I'm glad I have one --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | [VGMC] d103: Akeldama vs Ruined City Kishgal, Ra Melody vs maimai MiLK Credits |
NFUN 07/11/20 1:36:43 PM #31 | Toxtricity posted... may flip by the end of the day!you always give me this hope and always leave me disappointed in the end --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | theoretically can superman lie prone and shoot his pee into space? |
NFUN 07/11/20 3:23:57 AM #11 | DeepsPraw posted... you mean through the diameter of the earth and out the other side? I'm gonna say no. Even if the stream does make it through the thousands of miles of rock, the liquid metal core is gonna vaporize it.You're the one who doesn't understand Superman Dick Physics. --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | theoretically can superman lie prone and shoot his pee into space? |
NFUN 07/11/20 2:21:57 AM #3 | No --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | Politics Containment Topic 310: Kanye Believe It? |
NFUN 07/11/20 12:53:54 AM #185 | lmao --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | "They turned Pikachu into something like a tiger with huge breasts." |
NFUN 07/11/20 12:47:23 AM #15 | kirby's fucking pissed --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | [VGMC] Video Game Music Contest Topic 5 -- Results and Discussion |
NFUN 07/10/20 10:27:35 PM #374 | I shouldn't be upset... but I still am --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | [VGMC] d103: Akeldama vs Ruined City Kishgal, Ra Melody vs maimai MiLK Credits |
NFUN 07/10/20 10:10:54 PM #5 | Kishgal Ra --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | You are on a mission from God |
NFUN 07/10/20 8:54:02 PM #47 | XIII_rocks posted... Well you'd need to learn how first. Do some book learning. Patience. Etc etc.https://qntm.org/geocide difficult --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | You are on a mission from God |
NFUN 07/10/20 8:53:25 PM #46 | xp1337 posted... I've got this. I head to NASA with a chain and take a space shuttle to the moon, with the chain still attached at the launch site. Then I tie the chain to the moon like in Sonic CD. I walk across the chain to return to Earth and hook up that end of the chain to a winch and drag the moon in for an impact event a la Majora's Mask.Can't get hurt. Reasonably that extends to mental health for this scenario --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | King of Fighters 2020 (NOT MERCS) R1D10: John Wick vs The Beast (Low) |
NFUN 07/10/20 8:36:55 PM #3 | Shonen_Bat posted... I really want to vote for The Beast, waiting for John Wick discussion though since google is unhelpfulI think this is another match where two variants of the same archetype are put against each other. John Wick is a hitman. The Beast is an assassin. They're in action movies that don't take themselves seriously at all, so their feats are pretty silly. From what I've seen (granted I haven't watched their movies), they're very similar... except the Beast is just more. More ridiculousness that could probably be stopped by a character from a more grounded franchise, but not from somebody who relies on the same silliness to grant him power, somebody who would probably be a mid-movie elite mook that still gets merked without too much effort being put in. It's a raw counter. --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | Simulated Character Battle (NOT MERCS) Actual Discussion Topic |
NFUN 07/10/20 8:23:36 PM #49 | Professor Quirrell > Evangeline A.K. McDowell (4-1) Death (Supernatural) > SCP-682 (5-0) --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | King of Fighters 2020 (NOT MERCS) R1D10: John Wick vs The Beast (Low) |
NFUN 07/10/20 8:21:30 PM #1 | Welcome to the King of Fighters 2020 (NOT MERCS) Simulated Character Battle Tournament! The game is simple. The two* listed characters are placed in an (imaginary) location with a variety of (imaginary) environments, kind of like a picture in a child's schoolbook that describes different types of geological features. Within a ten mile radius, there is an (imaginary) urban downtown, exurbs, plains, snow-clad mountains at the edge, dry plains, etc. Fighters start wherever is most appropriate for them, but feel increasingly compelled to seek out their opponent and fight. Strong-willed fighters can try to hold out in their chosen environment for longer... eventually, all will succumb and actively search for the other to battle. To participate, just vote in bold for whichever character you believe will win. Giving reasoning is optional, but please be polite and read what others have said and carefully make your decision. I'll ping the nominators (they can opt out) to give arguments if they wish. TODAY'S PARTICIPANTS: John Wick (John Wick) Powered by rage about the murder of his dog, the hitman John Wick harbors the same indignant fury that powered the Joestar bloodline for centuries vs The Beast (Kung Fu Hustle) https://i.imgur.com/6hanU8K.gif @MetalmindStats @GavsEvans123 FIGHT --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | You are on a mission from God |
NFUN 07/10/20 6:44:05 PM #39 | banananor posted... how do you think i was saying evolution worked? i think maybe you're misinterpreting me!I guess, but descendents of wasps would phylogenetically still be wasps --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | You are on a mission from God |
NFUN 07/10/20 6:38:24 PM #36 | Xiahou Shake posted... I would probably begin a however-long-it-takes effort to yeet the planet into the sun or otherwise completely wipe it from existence/render it unlivable since that's the only quasi-realistic way I see of accomplishing this task. Even then, though, with no humans around to maintain the functioning of the internet or any of the facilities I'd need to even begin acquiring the knowledge necessary for this work, I don't imagine I'd get very far.Absurdly more difficult than wiping life out on the planet --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | You are on a mission from God |
NFUN 07/10/20 6:18:27 PM #29 | tyder21 posted... I don't see how the power will still be running by the time I successfully break into anywhere that has nuclear weapons to launch,Good thing generators exist! --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | You are on a mission from God |
NFUN 07/10/20 6:12:25 PM #26 | tyder21 posted... I'm not confident, especially with all the power grids dying, that I could solo do any of: 1) locate enough nuclear weapons; 2) infiltrate said locations; or 3) then proceed to correctly target and launch things (without electricity??).Who said you can't use electricity? --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | You are on a mission from God |
NFUN 07/10/20 6:02:53 PM #24 | banananor posted... it seems impossible without severe terraforming. humanity is currently doing its best to kill all mosquitoes, and it can't do that.That's because we want to kill only mosquitoes. In fact, we only want to kill certain types of mosquitoes. If we only cared about them being dead regardless of costs, they'd have died out entirely ages ago... alongside other things banananor posted... it'd be a real race to see whether i'd be able to kill em before they evolved into something no longer recognizable as waspsthat isn't how evolution works metaIslug posted... Why wasps? I thought mosquitos were the actual problembecause a wasp stung the friend of the creator of this thought experiment Xeybozn posted... I wonder if enough nuclear weapons exist to eliminate all life on Earth, or least all non-microscopic life on land. It'd probably take a while to set up for that, but it also seems like the only viable method to kill all the wasps faster than they can make more wasps.not enough bombs to directly blast the whole land surface, and almost certainly not enough to irradiate it all to the point of total uninhabitability either I'm not going to offer any ideas of my own ftr, since I've already spent two days debating this. I'll point out issues with methods as I see them, but I want a new crop of ideas to come out --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | You are on a mission from God |
NFUN 07/10/20 5:33:43 PM #20 | SovietOmega posted... I start an exhaustive task of breeding wasps for intelligence, slowly but surely guiding them along the way as they develop the right tools and logic necessary to become the next supreme beings on the planet. Then I wait until they either destroy themselves or Wasp God poofs them out of existence to task one immortal one to eliminate all x. If the former happens, mission accomplished! If the latter happens, I have a new friend for eternity.God is gone forever (until maybe you win). Congratulations on getting to this joke in only a couple of hours instead of a few days like the other group --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | You are on a mission from God |
NFUN 07/10/20 5:01:23 PM #14 | Mobilezoid posted... So step one is taking a few years to self-teach myself how to maintain and fly an airplane?A few years? It's easy to fly a plane. The hard part is landing... which you don't need to do well, cause y'know, immortal --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | You are on a mission from God |
NFUN 07/10/20 4:40:44 PM #11 | Mobilezoid posted... I don't think I could travel to every country wasps exist in without modern travel services, let alone exterminate every last one of them.Planes (and well-sealed fuel containers) don't stop existing when people do --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | You are on a mission from God |
NFUN 07/10/20 4:28:28 PM #9 | BetrayedTangy posted... So do certain facilities still exist without humans? Specifically the Internet or at least a Library?The Internet is there, sure. At least until the power dies across the entire planet as suddenly unmanned power plants fail and all of the consequences of nobody being around to run, maintain and fix things starts to take effect. The scenario says that all infrastructure remains --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | You are on a mission from God |
NFUN 07/10/20 4:07:05 PM #4 | Shonen_Bat posted... How long until the heat death of the universe?Earth will become uninhabitable in say a billion years but consider natural death a time limit. You want to accomplish it as quickly as possible. Beating the null is just the baseline. If you don't actually accomplish anything or even somehow keep them alive for longer than they would've without your intervention, you lose, in a sense. --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | You are on a mission from God |
NFUN 07/10/20 3:53:26 PM #1 | You wake up. You are immortal. You do not age. You cannot get hurt. You do not need to sustain yourself. God Himself comes down from heaven and tells you "You HAVE to kill every wasp", and then vanishes forever. You look outside and there are no more humans. Other animals, infrastructure and life still remain--it is the world abandoned by mankind. Except you. You have to kill every wasp. Perhaps, when the wasps are dead, God will return to the world and restore it to the state it was when you went to bed, sans the wasps. Perhaps he won't. It matters not; your task is clear. How long would it take for you to kill every single wasp? --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | King of Fighters 2020 (NOT MERCS) R1D9: Death (Supernatural) vs SCP-682 (High) |
NFUN 07/10/20 11:26:37 AM #10 | rwlh posted... Does SCP-682 have any actual combat abilities? All I'm seeing is "he adapts to any attack." What does he do offensively?Depends on his shape. He's generally fast as hell and pretty strong, though he doesn't have any magic or anything. In a normal match, his strategy would be to not die and never give up. If his opponent couldn't either kill him or convincingly keep him perpetually contained or incapacitated, he'd escape and eventually get lucky enough to get the drop on them. Death is a real strong counter to him, along with anybody who could teleport/move him to somewhere he couldn't get back from --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | King of Fighters 2020 (NOT MERCS) R1D9: Death (Supernatural) vs SCP-682 (High) |
NFUN 07/10/20 11:20:14 AM #8 | PrinceKaro posted... just because a group of scientists can't find a way to kill something, doesn't mean it is 'unkillible' NFUN posted... I feel bad for the SCP. This is a real poor matchup for him --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | King of Fighters 2020 (NOT MERCS) R1D9: Death (Supernatural) vs SCP-682 (High) |
NFUN 07/10/20 11:09:52 AM #6 | I feel bad for the SCP. This is a real poor matchup for him Death --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | CasanovaZelos's Top 100 Video Games |
NFUN 07/10/20 10:25:35 AM #262 | CasanovaZelos posted... It's really weird waking up and not immediately writing about a video game...this sounds like a job for Trails in the Sky Playthrough Topic --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | [VGMC] d102: Dark Matter Battle vs Rebel Army, Pressure Cooker vs Zeal Continent |
NFUN 07/09/20 10:43:40 PM #9 | Rebel Army Zeal Continent what a day --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | King of Fighters 2020 (NOT MERCS) R1D8: Eva McDowell vs Prof Quirrell (Mid) |
NFUN 07/09/20 10:43:07 PM #34 | ZeeksFire posted... I'm sorry, but this is putting a High tier against a mid tier. EvangelineWell, if only you had posted and voted before the match ended this could've mattered --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | King of Fighters 2020 (NOT MERCS) R1D9: Death (Supernatural) vs SCP-682 (High) |
NFUN 07/09/20 8:31:48 PM #1 | Welcome to the King of Fighters 2020 (NOT MERCS) Simulated Character Battle Tournament! The game is simple. The two* listed characters are placed in an (imaginary) location with a variety of (imaginary) environments, kind of like a picture in a child's schoolbook that describes different types of geological features. Within a ten mile radius, there is an (imaginary) urban downtown, exurbs, plains, snow-clad mountains at the edge, dry plains, etc. Fighters start wherever is most appropriate for them, but feel increasingly compelled to seek out their opponent and fight. Strong-willed fighters can try to hold out in their chosen environment for longer... eventually, all will succumb and actively search for the other to battle. To participate, just vote in bold for whichever character you believe will win. Giving reasoning is optional, but please be polite and read what others have said and carefully make your decision. I'll ping the nominators (they can opt out) to give arguments if they wish. TODAY'S PARTICIPANTS: Death (Supernatural) The primordial force, Death is capable of summoning a hurricane with ease. Probably unkillable, but can be contained vs SCP-682 (SCP Foundation) A powerful, maliciously intelligent abomination, SCP-682 boasts insanely strong regenerative abilities and is the face of SCP, its containment procedures, and the failure of said procedures. Basically unkillable, but can be contained. @5tarscream @Raka_Putra FIGHT --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | King of Fighters 2020 (NOT MERCS) R1D8: Eva McDowell vs Prof Quirrell (Mid) |
NFUN 07/09/20 6:56:21 PM #28 | Until said question goes unanswered, I'm with Quirrell. Much less raw power, but Eva seems to have no durability or defense, and, as of now, he's demonstrated he can get in a good first strike. Maybe she'll be able to persist via immortality, which requires blood over long periods which she's not gonna be able to get while Quirrell is figuratively sitting on her --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | Think about your top 10 N64 games |
NFUN 07/09/20 6:39:05 PM #46 | I've played Kirby 64... the very beginning of OoT... and maybe a little Smash 64? so 0 --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | Your First Thought 47: "Most beautiful game ever in a contest" |
NFUN 07/09/20 2:48:09 AM #42 | idk was ABZU ever in? if not, Journey --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | King of Fighters 2020 (NOT MERCS) R1D8: Eva McDowell vs Prof Quirrell (Mid) |
NFUN 07/09/20 1:33:25 AM #24 | Does Eva have any kind of stealth or stealth-breaking? --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | King of Fighters 2020 (NOT MERCS) R1D8: Eva McDowell vs Prof Quirrell (Mid) |
NFUN 07/09/20 12:59:16 AM #21 | why did nobody tell me this chick wasn't mid tier the wiki led me to believe she had only mediocre magic! --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | [VGMC] Video Game Music Contest Topic 5 -- Results and Discussion |
NFUN 07/09/20 12:33:53 AM #369 | Move Me? More like OWNED Me! Love Scope? More like Love ScOWNED! --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | [VGMC] d101: Infinite Dungeon 2 vs Burning Force, Massive X vs Another Winter |
NFUN 07/08/20 11:28:04 PM #14 | Dungeon X --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | King of Fighters 2020 (NOT MERCS) R1D8: Eva McDowell vs Prof Quirrell (Mid) |
NFUN 07/08/20 10:44:17 PM #12 | He has time to come up with a plan. Maybe not a plan for this specific enemy, but they don't start in the exact same location, and may be pretty far apart. He can at least prepare himself And being able to kill him before he can utter a syllable isn't a great phrase to use when he can cast at the speed of thought... --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | King of Fighters 2020 (NOT MERCS) R1D8: Eva McDowell vs Prof Quirrell (Mid) |
NFUN 07/08/20 9:14:54 PM #4 | The guy who nominated him is gone, but luckily his post was preserved: Basically no ethics Batman as a potterverse wizard --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | Simulated Character Battle (NOT MERCS) Actual Discussion Topic |
NFUN 07/08/20 8:50:08 PM #48 | The Bride > 2pac (7-1) --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | King of Fighters 2020 (NOT MERCS) R1D8: Eva McDowell vs Prof Quirrell (Mid) |
NFUN 07/08/20 8:49:07 PM #1 | Welcome to the King of Fighters 2020 (NOT MERCS) Simulated Character Battle Tournament! The game is simple. The two* listed characters are placed in an (imaginary) location with a variety of (imaginary) environments, kind of like a picture in a child's schoolbook that describes different types of geological features. Within a ten mile radius, there is an (imaginary) urban downtown, exurbs, plains, snow-clad mountains at the edge, dry plains, etc. Fighters start wherever is most appropriate for them, but feel increasingly compelled to seek out their opponent and fight. Strong-willed fighters can try to hold out in their chosen environment for longer... eventually, all will succumb and actively search for the other to battle. To participate, just vote in bold for whichever character you believe will win. Giving reasoning is optional, but please be polite and read what others have said and carefully make your decision. I'll ping the nominators (they can opt out) to give arguments if they wish. TODAY'S PARTICIPANTS: Evangeline A.K. McDowell (Negima) A 600-year-old vampire in an ageless young body, Evangeline McDowell is the worst of all modern anime tropes. Has magic powers too I guess vs Professor Quirrell (Harry Potter) https://imgur.com/a/Tem7owO A cowardly yet experienced wizard, Professor Quirrell also holds an aspect of Voldemort, presumably granting him further wisdom on top of his existing proficiency @PrinceKaro @MasoamiHouzuki FIGHT --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | Wifebolo plays Ace Attorney Trilogy [progressive spoilers] |
NFUN 07/08/20 1:08:45 AM #123 | I was confused by Edgeworth not knowing Godot too... until I realized it was said by Atmey who is a blowhard who can't help but inflate everything to needlessly dramatic proportions --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | King of Fighters 2020 (NOT MERCS) R1D7: The Bride vs 2pac (Low) |
NFUN 07/07/20 11:31:51 PM #20 | Drakeryn posted... yeah. I mean, that doesn't make sense, but I don't "get" this match in generalmaria nommed literally a misfolded protein. don't overthink it --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | King of Fighters 2020 (NOT MERCS) R1D7: The Bride vs 2pac (Low) |
NFUN 07/07/20 10:42:21 PM #13 | i was imaging him as being a self-supporting hologram for the purposes of this, personally... not like it matters at all Bride --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | [VGMC] Video Game Music Contest Topic 5 -- Results and Discussion |
NFUN 07/07/20 10:03:09 PM #360 | EXEC_PAJA/.#Orica extracting.? More like OWNED_OWNED/.#OWNED owning!! B.T. Dutch? More like O.W. NED! --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | King of Fighters 2020 (NOT MERCS) R1D7: The Bride vs 2pac (Low) |
NFUN 07/07/20 10:01:28 PM #9 | Lopen posted... Does 2pac's hologram ability make The Bride aware he's a hologram out of the boxNo. When she sees him she can tell if the effects aren't good enough (or just by recognizing him if you think she knows enough pop culture to realize he's dead) --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | [VGMC] d100! -(Isoleucine)- vs Move Me, DNF FW15C vs Love Scope |
NFUN 07/07/20 10:00:11 PM #2 | Isoleucine Love Scope --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | King of Fighters 2020 (NOT MERCS) R1D7: The Bride vs 2pac (Low) |
NFUN 07/07/20 8:23:35 PM #3 | Anagram posted... It doesn't seem like either can hurt the other?I guess the Bride can fuck him up with mirrors if that would count? And both could probably try to convince the other to give up, which will probably work better for the extremely stubborn Bride --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
Topic | Simulated Character Battle (NOT MERCS) Actual Discussion Topic |
NFUN 07/07/20 8:21:30 PM #46 | Squall Leonhart > Skjorn (5-0) Yujiro Hanma > D'arby (3-0) --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. |
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