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TopicMy account is about to turn 13.
Timohtep
06/24/20 8:46:50 PM
#3
Account almost old enough to make an account. Mine turns 14 in september
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TopicRhode Island set to shorten it's name due to history with slavery
Timohtep
06/24/20 5:23:03 PM
#77
Yep TIL. Good move tbh, if not to avoid the connotation of the word plantation, then to just update the name to be more relevant
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TopicDunkey is the most controversial voice in gaming
Timohtep
06/24/20 10:58:40 AM
#23
dunkey's review made me want to play the game tbh lmao
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TopicMan I'm LOVING Legend of Korra so far
Timohtep
06/24/20 3:58:36 AM
#18
Season 3 is perfection.

IMO: Korra Season 3 >>> TLA > Korra seasons 1 and 4 >> Korra season 2

Glad you're enjoying it TC
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TopicWhat game has the best story?
Timohtep
06/23/20 7:31:51 PM
#16
DeadBankerDream posted...
Well, Citizen Kane isn't the Citizen Kane of movies because of its story, so the terminology at use here is weird and wrong.
This

Citizen Kane is well known for pioneering filmmaking techniques and such not necessarily for having a compelling story

Anyway the game with the best story is obviously very subjective, including down to what one values in a story personally.

I personally would put Half-Life and Metroid Prime near the top of the storytelling tier list because I really really value the sense of real discovery and exploration these games give you. I love how these games let you experience a story in a way that other mediums just can't. For example, in Metroid Prime, you're as engaged with the lore and story as you want to be. You scan the world for detailed log books and codex entries and such, and reading them is what reveals the story and history of the world. It's information that isn't spoonfed to the player, it's framed in such a way as to where the player actually feels like they discovered or truly learned that information in the context of the game. It's a really immersive feeling.

Half-Life does a similar thing. Instead of force feeding the player exposition through cutscenes or over-explanatory dialog, the player is really made to feel like they're a part of the world. The story is happening around the player, whether or not they're there, and every single story element is presented to the player as if it was being presented to Gordon. It gives me the same immersive feeling that Metroid Prime does. Everything story-related feels organic to the situation, and not simply information given to the player so that they understand. It's really good.

But the point is that those are games I would consider to have really really very good stories, despite the actual content of their stories not really being amazing or anything. But that's what I value in game stories: the way they're presented. What you value may be different >_>

also why tf did I type this long-ass response lmao

edit: reading over this post again it's basically me talking about why Half-life and metroid prime are my favorites for the same reason Citizen Kane is universally applauded: pioneering storytelling techniques, not necessarily a good actual storyline.

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TopicI really fucking hate websites in 2020
Timohtep
06/23/20 7:13:40 PM
#16
kirbymuncher posted...
I gotta say I don't really disagree with the first post but I was expecting more a rant on how webpages are often optimizing their design for mobile nowadays at the cost of anyone trying to use it not on mobile

this is basically the reason every time a site does a full redesign it looks awful, it's because you're not in the target audience anymore
this is what I came in here to talk about

Facebook on desktop these days looks exactly like an app with big round edge buttons and I kind of hate it a lot tbh

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TopicThe best N64 game is Conkers Bad Fur Day
Timohtep
06/23/20 5:23:38 PM
#8
It's very good and really a 10/10 but it isn't even close to being the best Rare game on N64, even.

That honor goes to Jet Force Gemini.
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TopicReal life "shinies"
Timohtep
06/23/20 11:53:27 AM
#13
There's a shiny deer near where some family lives in Orting, WA. He's mostly white.
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TopicWatching Adventure Time for the first time! *Gradual Spoilers*
Timohtep
06/23/20 9:47:48 AM
#205
Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
I think he's trying to surrender!
KILL IT!!!


*Continues dancing*
He's trying to trick you! Kill it!

One of my favorite parts of any episode tbh
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TopicFavorite Weird Al songs?
Timohtep
06/22/20 10:01:59 PM
#8
Godshammer666 posted...
The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota

An excellent choice
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TopicFavorite Weird Al songs?
Timohtep
06/22/20 9:58:50 PM
#3
Freeney posted...
I remember Larry
Amish Paradise

Both excellent. Larry is a little underrated tbh
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TopicFavorite Weird Al songs?
Timohtep
06/22/20 9:57:14 PM
#1
Some of mine are Trash Day, The Check's in the Mail, Good Old Days, and Confessions Pt. III

Confessions is imo my favorite song when it comes to lyrics
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TopicAstronomers discovered a large rocky object about 240,000 miles away
Timohtep
06/22/20 12:14:16 PM
#2
TopicSans, Cuphead, now Vault Boy
Timohtep
06/22/20 11:16:29 AM
#8
Battletoads have been on my list for this a long time tbh.

I expect a souped-up Geno costume tbh.
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TopicI got arrested for not scanning chicken breast at the self checkout at walmart
Timohtep
06/22/20 10:03:12 AM
#10
TopicWatching Adventure Time for the first time! *Gradual Spoilers*
Timohtep
06/21/20 11:50:08 PM
#189
TopicAwesome's tip of the day: never tell others your plans in life
Timohtep
06/21/20 10:55:45 AM
#3
While I generally think this is pretty good advice, that reasoning is fuckin ludicrous my man
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TopicI don't understand how anyone thinking 1k is a lot of money
Timohtep
06/21/20 10:26:47 AM
#7
"You mean they just... don't have as much money as me...?

I don't understand."
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TopicHow can anyone deny that there's systemic racism across the world?
Timohtep
06/20/20 3:00:39 PM
#26
SixStringHero posted...
Timohtep posted...
"I'm white, and my life hasn't been easy like you say!"

The amount of people I know that flat out refuse to recognize what white privilege means is absolutely fucking astounding

Only self loathing morons or racist pieces of shit believe in this ridiculous concept that it is okay to stereotype, generalize and judge an entire group of people for immutable characteristics such as skin color.

White people are the only racial demographic to have a negative bias against themselves, and it's largely due to bullshit such as this.

https://reason.com/2019/05/29/white-privilege-study-sympathetic-black-people/

Nothing good is coming from this bullshit racist narrative and it's causing far more harm than good.

If I could laugh react on GameFAQs I would. You're in some ridiculous denial on what white privilege actually means lmfao
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TopicHaul.
Timohtep
06/20/20 1:17:16 PM
#5
I can't deny its functionality, but I don't think I would go for a membrane keyboard that was that enormous and bulbous. Lookin' straight outta 2002 tbh.

But as long as you like it lol
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TopicWhich American sport has the most annoying fans?
Timohtep
06/20/20 1:15:37 PM
#13
Coloradough posted...
american football fans act like it's the most important thing in the world and it's shocking if you don't know all the teams

This

Any answer besides American football is big wrong
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TopicHaul.
Timohtep
06/20/20 1:12:15 PM
#3
I don't really know anything about that keyboard but I would not pay 15 bucks for these things

Important question is, do YOU like your haul
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TopicCastlevania S3. Thoughts? *spoilers*
Timohtep
06/20/20 1:06:27 PM
#2
I really really did not enjoy it very much.

Only good part was that guy who is raising his armies in the desert and fought that mass of bodies that was made out of the townspeople

Overall, big big meh. I think the show lost direction without Dracula around but what do I know lmao
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TopicThe US is ~5% of earth's population but contains ~22% of earth's prison pop
Timohtep
06/20/20 12:39:33 PM
#12
shockthemonkey posted...
Slavery hasnt been abolished and non-profit state run prisons still contain far too many people. We cant act like the issue is exclusively or even primarily private prisons.

Yeah, fair enough. The whole system needs reform, not just the for-profit private ones. Those ones still seem like the most ridiculous human rights issues in this situation to me tho.

Should all be rebuilt.
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TopicThe US is ~5% of earth's population but contains ~22% of earth's prison pop
Timohtep
06/20/20 12:26:16 PM
#3
monkmith posted...
for reference, no one knows how many people china and russia lock up; though it is known for a fact that china at the very least imprisons people for organ trade... so your stats are bias as fuck too.

Yeah I don't doubt that China has wild fucking numbers. But we knew that already.

That doesn't excuse the US for having numbers that high. Just because China's are probably higher doesn't mean ours aren't waaaaay too fucking high
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TopicThe US is ~5% of earth's population but contains ~22% of earth's prison pop
Timohtep
06/20/20 12:23:46 PM
#1
Do you think that prisons should be allowed to be run for profit by private companies?


Yes, biased poll, and yes, second option's text didn't fit lmao

Fuck the US justice system, the whole way through.
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TopicWould you allow your wife to hang a big Confederate flag in front of your house?
Timohtep
06/20/20 12:18:10 PM
#3
If that was so important to her then we wouldn't have gotten married in the first place

And also I wouldn't disallow her from putting it up, I would just take it down immediately and destroy it, then probably divorce her lmao
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TopicHow can anyone deny that there's systemic racism across the world?
Timohtep
06/20/20 12:02:27 PM
#4
"I'm white, and my life hasn't been easy like you say!"

The amount of people I know that flat out refuse to recognize what white privilege means is absolutely fucking astounding
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TopicWhy do critics love The Last of Us 2 but players hate it?
Timohtep
06/20/20 12:00:06 PM
#40
Doe posted...
I didn't mean to sound like attacking you if I did, I just wanted to respond to those points because they're brought up often and worth responding to.

Yeah, fair

My b
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TopicWhy do critics love The Last of Us 2 but players hate it?
Timohtep
06/20/20 11:54:01 AM
#35
Doe posted...
Timohtep posted...
The review economy is fucked up and everything is way higher scored than they should be
This is mythical. Games fit the score system. The score system doesn't fit the games. You can't just declare that the average game is a 5/10 or whatever because that requires a definition of what the hell the average game is, across all genres, price points, etc.

Timohtep posted...
These reviewers are probably pressured to give really high scores to big titles like this from major devs
Like Mass Effect Andromeda, Death Stranding, Kingdom Hearts 3, Resident Evil 3 Remake, etc etc etc, right? Actually, this idea that Naughty Dog has the budget to pay dozens of outlets for perfect scores when others don't, is mostly baseless.Turns out, good studios like Nintendo, Naughty Dog and Rockstar with good human capital, make good games.

Timohtep posted...
Consumers are pissed about their handling of the delay
You know this has nothing to do with these scores...

The rest is true, although for number 7, again, the number of people giving this fair 0s on Metacritic is proportionally insignificant. What's going on right now is equivalent to people reading the synopsis of 1984 on Wikipedia and thinking that qualifies them to give an informed rated review on GoodReads.

I've read practically nothing in depth about this situation at all, I'm just throwing out guesses lmao. I even said the following sentences in that very post:
"I would guess"
"I dunno man"
"heard it sucks"


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TopicWhy do critics love The Last of Us 2 but players hate it?
Timohtep
06/20/20 11:43:29 AM
#25
Godnorgosh posted...
From what I've heard the actual gameplay is great and arguably better than in the first game. Anyone saying TLoU II is bad because of the story alone is whack, gameplay is always by far the most important thing in a game.

Usually I would agree but I don't think I ever heard anyone praise the first game for its gameplay over its story. Everything I read or heard was that the story in the first was incredible and the bulk of the experience. If that's the case I feel like it's pretty fair to judge its successor very heavily on the quality of the story

But tbh I did not play the first and have no interest in doing so. So I'm talking on what I think I heard about the first one lmao
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TopicWhy do critics love The Last of Us 2 but players hate it?
Timohtep
06/20/20 11:31:39 AM
#11
I would guess these factors:

1. The review economy is fucked up and everything is way higher scored than they should be
2. These reviewers are probably pressured to give really high scores to big titles like this from major devs
3. Consumers are pissed about their handling of the delay
4. People who think every sex scene in media should have perfect bodies and be pornographically directed are pissed
5. Trolls
6. People who think any gay character in media is an attack on their heterosexuality are pissed
7. People who loved the first game are pissed because this one is apparently not nearly as good

I dunno man

Heard it sucks lmao
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TopicIs Chrono Trigger in your top 10 favorite games?
Timohtep
06/19/20 4:31:06 PM
#6
TopicThis woman has some pretty strong (read: racist) opinions about the protests.
Timohtep
06/19/20 4:27:03 PM
#2
Absolutely ridiculous to me how so many people think the flag is so sacred when this country was practically founded over the idea that people can protest anyway they want, including burning the flag.

People who want to criminalize flag burning are less American than the people burning the flag. And that's a fact.
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TopicWhat is CHOCO an acronym for?
Timohtep
06/19/20 1:26:57 PM
#34
TopicDo you eat meat?
Timohtep
06/19/20 11:08:50 AM
#12
I fuckin love meat bro

Definitely the favorite part of a meal
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TopicSmash Direct announced for Monday at 10am EST / 7am PST
Timohtep
06/19/20 10:48:31 AM
#20
LostForest posted...
Timohtep posted...
Better than some presentations. Sometimes they're an hour earlier. I like morning directs because I don't have to wait through the day or try to watch at work.

Yeah I like them an hour earlier, and I agree, mornings are best. But my work day begins at 10am lol.

Well I'm on the west coast so everything is chill for me haha
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TopicSmash Direct announced for Monday at 10am EST / 7am PST
Timohtep
06/19/20 10:45:53 AM
#14
LostForest posted...
Yes! Stoked. Love ARMS and can't wait to see who it is.

Though also, 7am PST/10am EST? the fuck is that?

Better than some presentations. Sometimes they're an hour earlier. I like morning directs because I don't have to wait through the day or try to watch at work.
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TopicMalala Yousafzai graduates from Oxford.
Timohtep
06/19/20 10:39:14 AM
#4
TopicTattoo parlor offers to cover up white supremacy tattoos for free.
Timohtep
06/19/20 10:28:34 AM
#2
UnfairRepresent posted...
Thanks to Jeremiahs creativity, what was once an emblem of hate has been converted into a humorous conversation starter: a cartoon character called Pickle Rick from Ricky and Morty.

I swear to God, CE. She tattooed a pickle with a face on her leg. She called it "Pickle Rick". Funniest shit I've ever seen

in all seriousness I'd probably make that a policy in general if I owned a tattoo parlor, that we'd cover up that kind of stuff for free, as long as they're not enormous tattoos lmao
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TopicWill Nintendo get with the times and rename the 'Mastersword' to something not..
Timohtep
06/19/20 10:21:48 AM
#4
TopicTrump just suggested that he will go after legal protesters.
Timohtep
06/19/20 10:20:36 AM
#3
TopicSmash Direct announced for Monday at 10am EST / 7am PST
Timohtep
06/19/20 10:11:09 AM
#2
Finally, new-

Solar_Crimson posted...
Also, there won't be any other Fighter announcements in it, so we'll have to wait a while for the next one:
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1273978927531175936?s=19

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
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TopicIdeal gf?
Timohtep
06/19/20 9:45:46 AM
#18
Soft goth obviously

Once I saw "meme god" or whatever she was obviously the one
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TopicWhat is CHOCO an acronym for?
Timohtep
06/19/20 9:34:04 AM
#19
TopicWould you guys fly to Korea in late September?
Timohtep
06/19/20 1:46:57 AM
#11
TopicWould you guys fly to Korea in late September?
Timohtep
06/18/20 3:41:01 PM
#9
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