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TopicHot Take: ScarJo's Ghost in the Shell was decent >_>
AlisLandale
01/19/21 10:05:00 PM
#1
Movie was basically a watered down hodgepodge of different source material, but that source material was strong enough that even watered down versions are gonna be kinda okay.

My main complaint is that nobody told ScarJo that just because Motoko is a cyborg doesn't mean she has to be a boring wood log of a character whenever she opens her mouth. >_>

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TopicGreat video depicting the sad state Hollywood is currently in
AlisLandale
01/19/21 9:49:34 PM
#18
Not gonna really bother with the video, but Kylo was a massive waste of potential and one of the many failings of the sequel trilogy was that none of the villains were the least bit threatening.

But that said, this seems like an exclusively Star Wars problem. MCU for instance usually has somewhat powerful/intimidating villains. (Of course, Captain Marvel didn't really, either, but as much as I disliked the film there are legitimate thematic reasons to have Carol be OP and the villains joke-tier. Star Wars's weakness is that its villains were supposed to be threatening, and weren't. >_>)

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TopicIm SO GLAD that playing the MGS series is a damn near impossible nightmare!
AlisLandale
01/19/21 9:40:09 PM
#8
Smackems posted...
Metal Gear 1 and 2 eh? Where's that at? Some kind of weird collection?


Metal Gear 1 and 2 are part of MGS3 as bonuses (only the sustenance version, but that's also the only version that ever gets ported so unless you're hunting for PS2 copies you're good).

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TopicHave you played the horror game White Day?
AlisLandale
01/19/21 9:32:15 PM
#4
I really loved it! Well, of course, your mileage may vary. Most people seem to think it's just okay at best, but for five dollars you can't really go wrong. >_>

So the primary gameplay is sneaking around a school avoiding a stalker/killer, solving puzzles to progress through the school and story. It can feel really fun, but there can also be times where you feel you're stuck just waiting for the killer to just leave as you're sitting under a desk or something. (There are ways to be more "active" in your avoidance, if you learn the quirks of the AI and how to abuse the map layout.)

The story is pretty basic, but I really loved it. I'm a sucker for ghost stories and stuff like that. But where the game fails in its potential is its ghosts, oddly enough. You see, you can find clues throughout the school that can be used to solve puzzles and find ghosts, with each one being tied to a different story/legend that can also be found in the school via notes. Butttt....these are all mostly optional, and a bunch of them are exclusive to hard mode. In the actual game, besides a few boss fights, there are actually only two ghosts to worry about. It's a fun thing to get lost in if you care about 100%, but it's also not necessary for the true ending.

The game is somewhat noteworthy as an urban legend, since there were rumors in the early 00s about a Korean game that was "too scary". (Though part of this is just second-hand tales of game testers not liking a certain jump scare the game can throw at you. But by modern standards that same jump scare is a bit quaint, lol.) The original version used to be distributed for free for a while by the devs, and if you can find it there's a fan translation. It's even more janky than the remake but it's got this kind of bizarre, spooky atmosphere that the modern graphics don't really replicate well.

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TopicHave you ever left a waitress 0 tip?
AlisLandale
01/19/21 8:56:39 PM
#29
I probably have, though whatever incident motivated me I've long since forgotten. I have a pretty low bar for tips though. Like, even if you suck at your job, if you just look like you're trying and care I'll give 15% out of pity. You'd have to be the worst of the worst for me to even think about intentionally stiffing or giving a below-average tip.>_>

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TopicDragon Quest 1 is a metroidvania
AlisLandale
01/19/21 7:27:12 PM
#2
But what does changing the position of the ring do?

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TopicPlaying cards are now sexist
AlisLandale
01/19/21 6:00:38 PM
#130
I guess its pretty cool they had a vision and the initiative to see it through.

Though if they wanted I feel like the simpler solution would just be to house rule that Queens are higher than Kings. >_>

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TopicFairy Tail is a trash anime but *massive spoilers*
AlisLandale
01/19/21 7:52:02 AM
#8
I got real sick of the animation being nothing but still frames for all their special attacks. >_>

Also constantly using the threat of death as a stake but never killing anyone.

In terms of power scaling? There is no power scaling. Nobody gains any tangible increases in strength or ability; you just have to assume they got stronger because were told they did so. >_>

What is Fairy Law even?

Erza is a living cheat code she steps into battle and I just dont care any more. <_<

Like I could go on for days about everything that triggers me about this show.

But its got a hype af soundtrack and was weirdly fun lol

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TopicFox News is upset that Trump isn't getting documentaries like Kamala Harris.
AlisLandale
01/19/21 2:27:00 AM
#2
Oh, there will definitely be documentaries. Just be patient, Fox News

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TopicSneak teaser for King Kong vs Godzilla
AlisLandale
01/19/21 1:55:33 AM
#5
Bio1590 posted...
>_____________> It's gonna be Batman v Superman all over again

No literally, a Mechagodzilla toy leaked from Hasbro. There's also another unknown Titan at this point.

to be fair, BVS was bad for a lot of reasons, not the least of which was a director who just does not understand Superman or superheroes at all. >_>

Kong v Godzilla doesnt need to be much more than an excuse plot for fighting monsters. The only real thing going against it imo is the lack of (KotM spoilers) Ken Watanabe like seriously why tf did they just freaking waste him lol


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TopicSneak teaser for King Kong vs Godzilla
AlisLandale
01/19/21 1:46:39 AM
#3
sabin017 posted...
"Save....Mothra..."
"WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!"

This joke is as old as the dinosaurs

and it gets me every time >_>

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TopicRemember Trigglypuff?
AlisLandale
01/18/21 9:00:49 PM
#2
She got ground out by a Marrowak

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TopicCheck my idea for Star Wars 10-12
AlisLandale
01/18/21 8:59:05 PM
#3
Ok but where is best girl Rose Tyco during all this?

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TopicBest Ninja Turtles show?
AlisLandale
01/18/21 5:37:18 PM
#1
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go! Go! Go!





Idk is Rise even good? Lol


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TopicBaby turn around and let me see that sexy body go
AlisLandale
01/18/21 4:29:36 PM
#3
TopicWhat's my gimmick? Do I have one?
AlisLandale
01/18/21 9:12:48 AM
#45
Getting warned for minor offenses probably lol

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TopicNo results were found searching for the string "Penis".
AlisLandale
01/18/21 9:02:47 AM
#13
When the war of the penis brings about the peniss end

the penis will descend from the sky

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TopicWhat really killed the dinosaurs?
AlisLandale
01/18/21 8:53:45 AM
#5
The Katie Extinction Event

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Topic''It's not piracy, I just found it online & downloaded it.''
AlisLandale
01/18/21 8:52:35 AM
#12
TopKEKIeon posted...
I have no sympathy at all for the owner of whatever the hell it is.

"Can you help me with your thing?"

"DID YOU PAY FOR IT?!"

Fuck off, bitch.

I mean theyre asking to be sent a product in another format. Its pretty fair to ensure that they paid for the original product before sending them another one. >_>


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Topic$1 million, or the car of your dreams that is a Transformer
AlisLandale
01/18/21 8:47:50 AM
#9
I want that Mt Dew Vending machine transformer from the movie

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TopicHow does Catdog poop?
AlisLandale
01/18/21 8:31:01 AM
#6
She poops through her skin

-Hideo Kojima

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Topicwhat's the most optimized tabletop card game?
AlisLandale
01/18/21 8:28:52 AM
#3
TopicReddit is great if you don't like discussion.
AlisLandale
01/18/21 8:26:15 AM
#11
I mainly use it as a news aggregate for a bunch of niche hobbies. Of course, even niche subs can be shit.

Power Rangers sub is 99% people farming for karma with pics of their toy collection.

A lot of porn subs get spammed by the same handful of accounts posting the same picture every other day.

And the general culture is so annoyingly upbeat, while simultaneously being cringe
and self-deprecating.

theres also this weird feeling that nobody there really understands human behavior at all. Any advice sub is filled with comments like fuck your friends, fuck your wife, fuck those kids, fuck everyone, only you matter. Like all the comments about social life are staunchly Rand style objectivism, which is weird because the dominating political culture is American leftism/liberalism. >_>

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Topic''It's not piracy, I just found it online & downloaded it.''
AlisLandale
01/18/21 7:18:20 AM
#4
I mean Ive heard that copyright law does escape a lot of people. Like, families will just have bootlegs of movies still in theaters and not think anything of it, because they just found some random seller lol.

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TopicPokémon Gen 1/2 had the best TM balance tbh >_>
AlisLandale
01/18/21 6:56:07 AM
#1
Finding a TM in Gen I/II was great. You find Bubble in the beginning of Mt Moon, right? And quite a few Normal type Pokmon you likely found by now can learn it. Its super useful if you started with Charmander and gives you coverage that the wild Pokmon in the area dont offer.

Then you get to Gen 3 and the first TM you find is Bullet Seed. But...only Grass Pokemon learn it. And this is right after a forest where you can catch a Grass type Pokmon that starts with a grass type move, not to mention Lotad/Seedot in the earlier routes. >_>

and as time went on it felt like the TMs were balanced for the end game rather than to be fun rewards you find during the campaign. So many tms are just filler support moves that serve no purpose outside of PvP, and the attack moves are mostly redundant.

idk i just finished the Delta episode in Alpha Sapphire, and in about 20 TMs Ive only used like 3. >_>

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TopicWatching the capitol rioters thumb through documents looking for evidence
AlisLandale
01/18/21 6:32:06 AM
#4
Kind of surprised we havent seen any notable new conspiracy theories pop up.

You dont even need to actually find something. Anyone who was there can print out a piece of paper and say see! I found emails that prove Hunter Biden is actually a space nazi! And the cult will believe it <_<

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TopicWhat's Sunday like on Uranus?
AlisLandale
01/18/21 1:05:30 AM
#7
Uranus is a planet and Sunday is a room outside

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TopicHuh, the Phantom Menace is a lot better than I remember
AlisLandale
01/17/21 11:42:17 PM
#3
When I was a kid I just liked all the Jedi stuff and pod racing. The actual plot sort of went over my head other than trade federation bad.

Now that Im older I still enjoy it, but Qui Gonn sort of carries the movie. >_>

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TopicIts nancy pelosis fault the capital was invaded
AlisLandale
01/17/21 11:39:55 PM
#9
So the secret to getting away with crime is to establish a cult and make any attempt at justice too divisive

guys you just wait my cult is gonna be great. Were gonna get away with all sorts of crazy shit

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TopicWhy didnt Goku just eat a sensual bean in the android saga
AlisLandale
01/17/21 9:07:38 PM
#9
St0rmFury posted...
Huh, why is that?

probably powered up the virus the same way its supposed to power up the body lol

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TopicThought of a killer hook for Last of Us 3 (spoilers)
AlisLandale
01/17/21 8:54:22 PM
#1
Ellie gets bionic fingers and has to learn to play the guitar again. She and Abby start a pop idol group and tour the country. It turns out that their music is a cure for the fungus/virus/whatever, but theres an ultra-conservative old boomer who hates music trying to stop them.

Also Joel is back in hologram form as a backup dancer

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TopicNintendo's CEO told congress would never be a game like Night Trap on Nintendo
AlisLandale
01/17/21 8:44:52 PM
#3
He just said a game like Night Trap. That technically leaves room to allow Night Trap.

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TopicIf you bought an N-Gage for your baby when they were born they could vote today.
AlisLandale
01/17/21 8:43:45 PM
#3
The N-gage was both ahead of its time and obsolete at launch. Kind of weird.

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TopicPeople who were born when PN03 launched are now old enough to smoke
AlisLandale
01/17/21 8:41:47 PM
#8
Ah fuck I forgot they changed it lmao

i was gonna make the topic title vote but the election passed an i didnt want to seem pass.

but now I missed the smoking age by several years and Im even MORE pass!

sad face

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TopicThis guy has a big-boobs girlfriend and is about to get
AlisLandale
01/17/21 8:33:49 PM
#6
TopicWhen we talk about Trumpers being brainwashed....
AlisLandale
01/17/21 8:21:42 PM
#7
TheMikh posted...
everyone is brainwashed

except monks

We think monks are crazy because they worry all the time. But if we paid attention, maybe wed be worried too.

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TopicPeople who were born when PN03 launched are now old enough to smoke
AlisLandale
01/17/21 8:17:25 PM
#3
Garioshi posted...
I was born before PN03 launched and I can't smoke

Maybe if you stopped spending your paycheck on copies of Nintendo Land you could afford a pack of cigs >_>


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TopicPeople who were born when PN03 launched are now old enough to smoke
AlisLandale
01/17/21 8:14:35 PM
#1
i think its time for a sequel, Capcom

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TopicWas this a plot hole? (FF7 Spoilers)
AlisLandale
01/17/21 8:03:55 PM
#11
Lairen posted...
If my girl went missing/presumed dead and i met a girl wearing her clothes and a personal piece of my girls jewelry, id ask some questions.

FF7 Remake Part 2: Wicker Park Remake Part 1


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TopicWhat's the most lewd but legal gacha mobile game
AlisLandale
01/17/21 7:17:56 PM
#18
ah....shame.

The game actually had a pretty decent battle system, even if the mechanics were made obsolete by just gacha-ing better units. >_>

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Topic"Conspiracy Chart": How many do you believe in, if any?
AlisLandale
01/17/21 7:01:54 PM
#54
The moon landing was faked!

Also, there are nazis on the moon!

But Im curious as to how Anti-Semitism relates to Hollow Earth, unless the conspiracy is that theres some sort of secret underground Zionist society plotting to take control of the overworld >_>

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TopicYou are now a bitch.
AlisLandale
01/17/21 6:53:43 PM
#12
I troll the current events message board at gamefaqs.gamespot.com

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TopicWhat's the most lewd but legal gacha mobile game
AlisLandale
01/17/21 6:51:24 PM
#16
pokedude900 posted...
The English version doesn't exist anymore.

what the heckin heck! That thing was barely out for a year and its gone?

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TopicIf a trans is a parent does that make them a transparent?
AlisLandale
01/17/21 6:32:26 PM
#7
piUrsEitanizm posted...
I see you are not in support of trans parents, you must probably be right wing or Christian.

or maybe they just don't like glass

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TopicWhat's the most lewd but legal gacha mobile game
AlisLandale
01/17/21 6:30:19 PM
#5
It's not lewd but get Magia Record to skeeve out the normies

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TopicI really want to be a philosopher
AlisLandale
01/17/21 5:55:33 PM
#1
TopicSo im on the final episode of evangelion. What am i supposed to watch next
AlisLandale
01/17/21 5:54:17 PM
#11
Death/Rebirth is a recap movie.

Original series + End of Eva is the watch order.

If you really want you can watch the Rebuild movies which start as a remake but then go off in some weird direction and might be some sort of weird time-loop sequels if the fan theories turn out being correct.

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TopicSo in the remake: Does Berrets gun for an arm still have infinite ammo?
AlisLandale
01/17/21 5:45:45 PM
#10
All guns in FF7 are equipped with Bullet Materia.

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