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TopicScientists have achieved quantum teleportation up to 44 km
turbopuns3
01/02/21 1:59:46 PM
#15
Fair that you were shitting on the media

And yeah redrocket wasn't exactly polite to you

Though your reply was to directly attack his (lack of) understanding of the science, which does undermine your point that it's not a disdain of the people, but the media
TopicAre you gonna spend your stimulus check on video game stuff?
turbopuns3
01/02/21 1:56:08 PM
#21
Spent my last check on a gaming PC. I will probably consider spending this one on a nice monitor.
TopicI'm late on this but I didn't realize just HOW objectively terrible new Mulan is
turbopuns3
01/02/21 1:46:51 PM
#82
Lol true
TopicI'm late on this but I didn't realize just HOW objectively terrible new Mulan is
turbopuns3
01/02/21 1:42:32 PM
#80
TopicI'm late on this but I didn't realize just HOW objectively terrible new Mulan is
turbopuns3
01/02/21 1:42:10 PM
#79
You really gonna tell me there's no charm in this

Edit: image removed
TopicScientists have achieved quantum teleportation up to 44 km
turbopuns3
01/02/21 1:34:55 PM
#11
Shitting on people because they don't follow science news but have reactions when it's presented to them

nice
TopicScientists have achieved quantum teleportation up to 44 km
turbopuns3
01/02/21 12:57:46 PM
#2
wut
TopicI'm late on this but I didn't realize just HOW objectively terrible new Mulan is
turbopuns3
01/01/21 8:28:58 PM
#67
Waluigi1 posted...
What reason is there to watch it over the original? I legit can't think of a reason

I mean geez

I don't see what's so wrong about appreciating a newer version of something with a different look and feel

If you want something objective I mean they make nods to the original which break the fourth wall in a way, that's a thing
TopicI'm late on this but I didn't realize just HOW objectively terrible new Mulan is
turbopuns3
01/01/21 8:26:12 PM
#66
In terms of the live action movies imo

Beauty and the Beast > Lion King > Aladdin > Mulan
TopicI'm late on this but I didn't realize just HOW objectively terrible new Mulan is
turbopuns3
01/01/21 8:24:20 PM
#64
masterplum posted...
They sang "Can you feel the love tonight"

In the daytime

Ok, but that still leaves a long way to go to reach "it has no business existing"
TopicI'm late on this but I didn't realize just HOW objectively terrible new Mulan is
turbopuns3
01/01/21 7:34:38 PM
#59
PrinceKaro posted...
has no charm

Oh come on

What's not charming about pumbaa?
TopicI'm late on this but I didn't realize just HOW objectively terrible new Mulan is
turbopuns3
01/01/21 7:21:41 PM
#55
Lion King remake hate is puzzling to me

It being so similar makes it fun. I guess if you don't like fun you might dislike it
TopicI'm late on this but I didn't realize just HOW objectively terrible new Mulan is
turbopuns3
01/01/21 7:17:42 PM
#54
The Utility Man posted...
Like watching this movie?

Ayyyye
TopicBest Basic Crayola Crayon Day 1
turbopuns3
01/01/21 2:11:12 PM
#5
I called it sirloin until I was like 11
TopicBest Basic Crayola Crayon Day 1
turbopuns3
01/01/21 2:08:10 PM
#3
Radical Red
TopicHow many video games did you beat in 2020?
turbopuns3
01/01/21 1:55:38 PM
#18
FF7R
What Remains of Edith Finch
Crypt of the Serpent King (lol)

...that might be it
TopicI'm late on this but I didn't realize just HOW objectively terrible new Mulan is
turbopuns3
01/01/21 1:37:39 PM
#50
Hey I'm not gonna reread this topic right now but just know I was making poor choices with alcohol last night goodbye 2020

Sorry if anyone was like, totally heartbroken that I didn't love mulan
TopicI'm late on this but I didn't realize just HOW objectively terrible new Mulan is
turbopuns3
01/01/21 6:10:32 AM
#37
OnlyTheTruth posted...
Mulan wasn't a remake of the classic. The director said that several times.

This doesn't even make a difference, by the way.
TopicI'm late on this but I didn't realize just HOW objectively terrible new Mulan is
turbopuns3
01/01/21 6:03:55 AM
#36
turbopuns3 posted...
Like the movie was barely 10 minutes in and I was deciding whether it had enough meme potential to salvage the time spent watching it

It's laughably terrible

Like I am embarrassed for whoever signed something agreeing it should be aired
TopicI'm late on this but I didn't realize just HOW objectively terrible new Mulan is
turbopuns3
01/01/21 6:02:30 AM
#35
Nanis23 posted...
Alright, fine. I did say I didn't see it! but from the trailers I was not impressed at all

fwiw, I started to edit out the "af" because it felt unnecessary

But I was like it's NYE whatever
TopicI'm late on this but I didn't realize just HOW objectively terrible new Mulan is
turbopuns3
01/01/21 6:01:18 AM
#34
Like the movie was barely 10 minutes in and I was deciding whether it had enough meme potential to salvage the time spent watching it

It's laughably terrible
TopicI'm late on this but I didn't realize just HOW objectively terrible new Mulan is
turbopuns3
01/01/21 6:00:01 AM
#33
OnlyTheTruth posted...
On that note as a STAND ALONE movie it was not as bad as you all are exaggerating it to be.

Yes it was
TopicI'm late on this but I didn't realize just HOW objectively terrible new Mulan is
turbopuns3
01/01/21 5:38:31 AM
#27
Nanis23 posted...
But Disney remakes are just...why? there is no reason. They are good as they are. making them "real" doesn't add anything

Hard af disagree

I will always prefer the originals, but remade Lion King has worth. Remade Beauty and the Beast has worth. Etc.

Remade Mulan is a fucking sham.
TopicFavorite song about: a year
turbopuns3
01/01/21 5:31:13 AM
#23
I didn't object when people nominated "Lorde - Tennis Court" for a song about sports

*shudders*
TopicFavorite song about: a year
turbopuns3
01/01/21 5:30:24 AM
#22
ChichiriMuyo posted...
Not about a year.

Unprecedented levels of gatekeeping

Arrest this person
TopicI'm late on this but I didn't realize just HOW objectively terrible new Mulan is
turbopuns3
01/01/21 4:56:03 AM
#22
After watching a bit longer I'm increasingly convinced that any 120 second snippet of the lion king movie is better than the entirety of the mulan movie
TopicFavorite song about: a year
turbopuns3
01/01/21 4:29:54 AM
#20
Bowling For Soup - 1985
TopicDid you visit GameFAQs every day this year?
turbopuns3
01/01/21 4:16:21 AM
#44
I'm on gamefaqs every day

But I just assumed No because it's not like, a sanctified religion and last I checked 366 days in a row is a heckin long af streak for literally any mundane behavior

So probability leans toward no
TopicI'm late on this but I didn't realize just HOW objectively terrible new Mulan is
turbopuns3
01/01/21 4:12:25 AM
#21
The first 10 seconds of the lion king remake is better than the entire mulan movie and I'm not even being ironic
TopicI'm late on this but I didn't realize just HOW objectively terrible new Mulan is
turbopuns3
01/01/21 3:59:07 AM
#19
Wasn't this movie like 30 US Dollars to see when it was new?

They knew how bad it was
TopicI'm late on this but I didn't realize just HOW objectively terrible new Mulan is
turbopuns3
01/01/21 3:54:46 AM
#18
Terrible movie.

On its own it might be salvageable as a C-, optimistically

Given the actual circumstances and it being a recreation of a classic?

F

Stop making movies. You're done. Choose a different career.
TopicI'm late on this but I didn't realize just HOW objectively terrible new Mulan is
turbopuns3
01/01/21 3:43:54 AM
#17
"Tell me your name"

*doesn't even tell her name*

*cuts to imperial city*

ok lmao
TopicI'm late on this but I didn't realize just HOW objectively terrible new Mulan is
turbopuns3
01/01/21 3:36:38 AM
#15
TomNook posted...
It's not a terrible movie.

Please provide examples, at least 5, of terrible movies
TopicI'm late on this but I didn't realize just HOW objectively terrible new Mulan is
turbopuns3
01/01/21 3:06:43 AM
#11
red13n posted...
I appreciate that it tries to be different

Honestly! Yeah.

But it's like a great concept...executed by a sophomore
TopicI'm late on this but I didn't realize just HOW objectively terrible new Mulan is
turbopuns3
01/01/21 2:53:29 AM
#8
Ok shew

The skinny dipping scene was the very first element of the movie that was not clearly and objectively worse than the original

At least it's at most 99% failure
TopicI'm late on this but I didn't realize just HOW objectively terrible new Mulan is
turbopuns3
01/01/21 2:49:15 AM
#6
She's still not quite a full-fledged warrior and my embarrassment has grown
TopicI'm late on this but I didn't realize just HOW objectively terrible new Mulan is
turbopuns3
01/01/21 2:34:12 AM
#3
She hasn't even become a warrior yet and I want to shut it off out of sheer embarrassment
TopicI'm late on this but I didn't realize just HOW objectively terrible new Mulan is
turbopuns3
01/01/21 2:30:48 AM
#1
Watching it now

Wow

Wow.

WOW.
TopicThe Board 8 Discord #sports Chat Ranks Their Top 100 Respective Games
turbopuns3
12/31/20 4:01:01 PM
#52
I was hoping for epic tales of little league and high school sports who nobody else cares about
TopicThe Board 8 Discord #sports Chat Ranks Their Top 100 Respective Games
turbopuns3
12/31/20 4:00:26 PM
#51
Aecioo posted...
Oh man I saw #sports and thought this would be a top 100 sports matches

TopicFavorite song about: Sports
turbopuns3
12/31/20 3:55:01 PM
#35
Herm Edwards - You Play To Win
TopicYour First Thought 184: "2020."
turbopuns3
12/31/20 3:54:09 PM
#5
"the fuck?"
TopicPosting from the year 2021
turbopuns3
12/31/20 10:58:09 AM
#3
is it better or worse
TopicFriendly reminder: bridge is the GOAT card game
turbopuns3
12/31/20 10:52:05 AM
#40
in bridge, the four suits have an inherent rank when you're bidding. for example, a bid to win 8 tricks with Hearts as trump is a "higher" bid than a bid to win 8 tricks with Diamonds, because hearts > diamonds.

There's also a 5th option - no trump - which outranks any suit.

No Trump > Spades > Hearts > Diamonds > Clubs

so, beginning from the very minimum bid possible and working up, it would go

1 club
1 diamond
1 heart
1 spade
1 no trump
2 clubs
2 diamonds
2 hearts
2 spades
2 no trump

etc.

all the way up to the holy grail which is 7 no trump

why is 7 the highest bid when there are 13 tricks played per hand? They just subtract 6 to keep the numbers smaller, because by bidding in the first place you're asserting that your side will win a majority of tricks (a.k.a. 7). so a bid of "one diamond" means you will win 7 tricks with diamonds as trump. "two clubs" means you will win 8 tricks with clubs as trump. etc. thus a bid of 7 no trump means you will win every single trick without even needing to rely on any single suit as trump.
TopicYour First Thought 183: "Chess piece."
turbopuns3
12/31/20 1:47:54 AM
#96
They're not pawns...they're people.

They have names.
TopicFriendly reminder: bridge is the GOAT card game
turbopuns3
12/31/20 1:37:19 AM
#39
Epyo posted...
But with a teammate, there's too much pressure to try to work together, or follow strategies that they would want to follow. Feels like there are way fewer options, and I'm unable to express myself creatively.

I get the feeling. I don't know how much room there really is for creative expression in bridge, though it might be worth pointing out that when you are the one playing the bid in bridge, you actually don't have a teammate. They lay their hand down face up and you play both hands.

My friend who taught me to play, well we like to treat the bidding more like poker as opposed to strictly following some decades old 72 times revised bidding convention. So it gets creative sometimes. He'll bid a suit he is weak in just to throw the other team off or block them out of certain bids. That wouldn't fly at an organized bridge club, but for just playing friendly house games it is a lot of fun for us.
TopicFriendly reminder: bridge is the GOAT card game
turbopuns3
12/31/20 1:30:52 AM
#38
Oh hell is loads of fun
TopicFriendly reminder: bridge is the GOAT card game
turbopuns3
12/31/20 12:11:17 AM
#36
TheRock1525 posted...
But can it be played on motorcyles?

I don't see a reason why not
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