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Lairen posted...

No girls ever tryin to fuck me. I gotta date em and be a decent person......

So basically you're fucked cause you're a Trumper >_>

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SolidShadow3 posted...

I'm 5'10", and I'll tell you; I'm still taller than most people.

It is kinda fun being the shortest person in my house though, I can fit places they cant so I always have a advantage.

Where do you live?

I'm 5'9" and I'm shorter than most of my male friends. Statistically the average north American male is 5'10"

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Heights a funny thing.

Means nothing irl unless you're exceptionally short but the 6 foot cut off is actually a legit thing on dating apps. Lol.

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I have a stack of papers proving I'm a billionaire with an unusually large dick.

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209 bitch

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Solid Sonic posted...

I wish I could just be happy being alone.

Be alone for a year. You can get there.

Unless you're genuinely in love you come to realize how awesome doing whatever you want is and losing a relationship isn't that big a deal tbh.

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How drunk and/or hungover am I at the time?

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So_Hajile posted...

I finally caved and watched someone stream a pokemon game for the first time (CE's own aeriis). It was actually decent. I think if it came out a few years earlier or I was a few years younger, I would have jumped on it.

The first one I ever played was fire red when it came out whenever that was. I was probly like 23 and I really only bought it cause I had a giant coke hangover and needed anything to do but nothing else appealed to me.

I dunno if I was just sleep deprived and paranoid or if the eb staff were being sketchy but I remember to this day. Lol. Don't judge me.

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Oh cool. I played a couple Pokmon games in my day. They're decent rpgs honestly

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Whats sword?

I think its 3 there.

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YugiNoob posted...

Im up for CAH, but you know Hawaii time zone :<

So if you guys will be up, I can play :3

Sweet. Im only two hours ahead iirc. I'll be around. Hopefully some others are game.


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J03can posted...

Evangelical advisor?
To Trump?
Wonder where hes going...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BrUk1ua8ZqI

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Tyranthraxus posted...

Yeah. That's why I posted the song. That thing ended up on so many kids sing along things it was kind of surprising. I didn't find out until much later that "crack corn" is referring to opening up a bottle of whiskey to celebrate the unexpected death (or potential murder) of a slave owner and the slaves are celebrating by drinking their late master's whiskey lol.

Holy shit..

I didn't know that. That song just got way better.

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yusiko posted...

when she had that very public meltdown where he did all that crazy stuff the courts decided she wasnt able to take care of herself so her father was given Conservatorship over her.
problem is that britney still has the mental issues. if she was fit to manage her own life the conservatorship would be lifted but it hasnt so clearly she still requires that supervision

Or her dads an asshole who controls her finances and thus has better lawyers.

I don't know anything about it but that seems possible

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FortuneCookie posted...

Seriously though, what a blow against racism it would be if a Black Republican became president.



Bonus points if Trump goes to shake his hand and he reverses it into a Rock Bottom.

A black Canadian at that.

Progress baby!

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is she 7 feet tall?

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Alteres posted...

Isnt she like 40?

Her dad was appointed to take over her affairs back when she shaved her head and seemed crazy like 20 years ago or whatever it was

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I don't know if letting is the right word.

As I understand it she's wanted autonomy over her own life for years and hasn't been able to get it.

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happy birthday yugi!

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So_Hajile posted...

To help celebrate your birthday, here's a still image from the film Bloody Birthday!

That's some nightmare fuel right there. >_<

Slash was doing extra drugs that day.

Anyone up for cah tonight?

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IfGodCouldDie posted...

Yup, when doing Jager bombs you have to drop it yourself.

Shit I can't remember the last time I had Jager maybe ill get some tomorrow since the next day is a stat


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IfGodCouldDie posted...

Yea, I guess I'll just have to buy Rockstar and Vodka from now on lol.

Yep

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Man the 4 Loko here is like murder in a can, the 20 oz can is 12% ABV, 660 calories, 160 mg of caffeine, and 60 grams of sugar. Idk how stuff like that is legal here.

The funny thing is you can still order mixed energy drinks with alcohol at the bar here. They just have to give you the liquor in a glass and sell you a can separate.

Not even separate really. Its still sold as Redbull and vodka or whatever at one price. They just can't mix it.

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IfGodCouldDie posted...

Just looked at it, you're right. Well no point in buying them anymore.

I found that out earlier this year too.

Literally had no idea until I was told. Pretty lame.

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IfGodCouldDie posted...

Bought a Rockstar energy drink pre-mixed with vodka, a crabbies, and a 6 pack of New Castle.

Are you sure the can doesn't say "not an energy drink" on it?

Rockstar vodka still exists but I'm pretty sure its federal law that it can't be an actual energy drink in Canada anymore.


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Volvos are unkillable from what I've heard. Can't go wrong with a Ferrari.

Hahaha. Fuck that sucks. The old Chevy I mentioned would eat ring gears. I pulled the engine... i can't even say how many times.... to replace the fly wheel and ring gear... and shimmed the starter a hundred ways to Sunday and nothing changed. After a month the starter would just spin and I'd have to crawl under it and take the starter off and move the flywheel with a hooked piece of metal and connect the starter again every time I turned it off. and eventually I'd just have to buy a new flywheel and ring gear and pulle the engine to replace it. fucking hate that stupidly nice looking truck to this day.


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I legit almost bought one when I saw em down in Washington a couple years ago. I just wanted it for the lulz but in the end I decided nah.

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lilORANG posted...

Yeah, he didn't even really need that wheelchair

I laughed

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I own 5 guns if you count two pellet guns.


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A Saab would be cool. I've driven civics SIs and a new mini something or other higher end model and the quickness and cornering was super fun. I'd really like an early 2000s golf r32 or skyline or something like that.

Handling is more fun than pure speed.

Also its a Pontiac hahaha. May not be your thing and its not one of his better songs but Fred eaglesmith is one of the coolest artists I've met. Super awesome guy. I regret to say I never saw him live but my uncle did at a show with a bunch of hells angels back when they could wear colors inside a bar here and apparently Fred ridiculed and antagonized them the whole 2 hour set..

It appears I don't know how to open a second tab on this phone hahaha song in next post

https://youtu.be/UVl0mIMti9w

What's your dream car?

If I could have any performance car it'd seriously be a juke type r.

800 horse and it just looks like a Nissan juke. They were so limited run they probly still cost close to the 600k us they launched at. Imagine roasting a Lamborghini in a Nissan juke.

Realistically and practically I want a mid 70s fj-40 with the 302 swap kit and a small lift.


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hahaha. I bought an 05 sunfire in 09 and its literally still my car 11 years later. I had the breaks redone and thats it in 11 years. Never put a dime into her besides that and gas.

Its definitely not a nice car by anyones standards but holy shit has it been a champ. Paid 500 for it and it came with a brand new set of winters on rims and decent summer tires on it.

Also lol... somehow I've always avoided being flagged for a derelict car. And I murdered some cars in my day.

Tbf the only nice car I've ever owned was a 79 monte carlo with a 383 that was done right up. It was nice looking and fast as hell in a straight line.

I had an old stepside chev too that was on 36s and a beautiful truck but God it was a piece of shit. Something was always going wrong with it.

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SiO4 posted...

For real. I don't think I have ever really met one tbh.

When I grew up we had shiloh and k2. Shiloh was a next level hunter who gifted us shrews and mice on our front step daily with just the head chewed off. She was terrified of everyone but me and sorta my dad. She'd tolerate him.

But his cat k2 was this mean and dumb as a post little silver tabby runt who beat up shiloh and chased me all over the house clawing my ankles and she literally got stuck on the roof every day trying to catch squirrels. We had a ladder just permanently up to the roof so we could get her. Lol. They'd get her to chase them up this one tree and leap to another tree and all she could do was follow one branch and jump to the roof from there. She never fuckin learned.

K2 was genuinely one of the cutest cats I ever saw though. Tiny as heck and just stupid adorable looking. Just looking.

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God I got an 8 pack for after work and an hour in im already over halfway through it. Beers should only hit the spot this well on weekends.

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SiO4 posted...

Firstly, on the first point. Mostly old people.
Personally, I am all about rechargeable, and Solor if can do it.

And also, odd, I have never really delt with odd terminals for a car battery.

I've always had ones with the big round top terminals. My sunfire has smaller ones that connect differently and are on the front. Before that I'd never even considered the existence of other car batteries.

I'd give anything to be in a place where I could go totally off the grid and use solar even i I had to have a diesel generator backup for winter i feel like it'd be better environmentally in the end and would just be so satisfying.

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SiO4 posted...

They are hunters. They are used to being one step ahead of whatever is going on.

True. They have next level senses.

Its rare to meet a really derpy cat.

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Or this one where I was tickling his armpit and it was hilarious but as soon as I tried to get a pic he ninja kicked the camera




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SiO4 posted...

I'm oddly good and quick and recognizing matching colors and color schemes.
Maybe because I am comfortable understanding that is one of the few truths left.

~Anyway

Cats tend to think lenses are weird, until they realize they are honoring them. Then they go full cat and start hamming it up for the cam!

Honestly I want some kinda study done. I swear cats can sense the pic an instant before it gets actually snapped. Walter is sometimes super into it but other times he stops whatever he was doing as soon as I click and then we get a pic like this from a few mins back



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there's two kinda cats. The ones who take it to heart and feel hurt and the ones who get pissed right off and attack but get over it right away.

God when my dude was like 3 months old I'd hurt my back at work and was taking my steel toe boots off but I couldn't bend down so I had to whip my leg up really fast and balance it on a chair where I could reach the laces and he jumped at my laces and I accidentally booted him so hard right under the chin and sent him flying.

It scared the fuck out of me but he was fine. He was mostly confused about why I was so upset. Lol

Like if you kicked a human that hard under the chin with steel toes they would he hospitalized and have painful reconstructive surgery...

He barely even gave a fuck besides getting mad

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Nice, please do

Also I think Johnny is finally back in 3 days

Oh yeah he will. Also I got Wednesday off and didn't even realize it. Nice

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MrToothHasYou posted...

My sweet little girl passed in February but this was her. She was a bit of a hot mess but I miss her every day.

Rip.

Sucks so much to lose a pet bud. I still miss my childhood kitty and dog.

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SiO4 posted...

Oh....and well I have several charges....rechargeable batteries are thing for me. ((I know odd))
Though I did lose my charger for my camera battery, that sucked. I have a new one now...though I've taken next to zero pictures this year.

~Also, I, as I type this, really need to put a new battery in my car.
I have it, I just haven't installed it. ((I'll probably do it later tonight in one of the moments of random motivation.))

I mean rechargeable batteries are awesome. To a point I don't get why they haven't replaced regular ones entirely.

I got a new battery for my car a couple years ago and gave it to my mom cause I was too stupid to check what kinda terminals it has. >_>

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Yeah I do, I think I have 5 or 6 tracked. I always track the drinking topics.

This

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I remember that episode.

Adam savages one day build channel is cool.

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thats totally untrue tbh. Plenty of dog owners are responsible and train their dogs well.

I've known a tiny handful of dog people who had genuinely shit dogs vs most who had great dogs.

I love dogs but I've met some i definitely hated. I've never met a cat I hated but some are so sketchy I was indifferent.

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SiO4 posted...

What's bl3....and Bro get rechargeable batteries!! Da' fucks wrong with U?

I have some but somehow I lost my charger. Don't ask how I pulled that off. It just wasn't plugged in one day. A charger would be a better investment though.

Borderlands 3.

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these are fucking awesome pics.

I wouldn't ever wanna put a tiger in captivity but fuck they're cool. If I was rich I'd want a margay though. They're like mini tigers.

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SiO4 posted...

FTFY....

Walter looks so innocent in that pic. ....Looks.....

I like how his eyes match the painting! I feel like he looks worried or something like "this guy hates me? Why he hate me?" LOL.

Thanks! I cropped it thinking it'd not flip but I dunno what gfaqs deal is.

I didn't even notice how his eyes match starry night. Nice!

I feel like he looks worried or something. Like "This guy hates me? Why you hate me?" Lol.

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they're burning bright

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DoctorPiranha3 posted...

This.

You're not obligated to show your receipt in fucking Walmart.

In stores that have memberships, like Sam's Club and Costco, yes. Not Walmart.

I get asked occasionally in walmart. I don't care i just show em.

I accidentally stole a giant pack of batteries when I bought bl3 in electronics before doing my other shopping. I put it in the bl3 bag thinking she'd rung me up but she hadn't and I ended up walking out with them.

You'd think a 20 dollar pack of batteries would have a security tag but they didnt

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SevenTenths posted...

Thats a flurkin bro

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