Lurker > CanuckCowboy

I'm booted apparently.

Johnny cheats!

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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Wtf gam3 not found

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

I have had enough of these motherfucking anklyosaurus in this motherfucking theme park.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

I'm coming. I just had to smoke some drugs.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Seriously what in the fuck anklyosaurs you dudes used to be cool!!!!

Fucking pricks are unstoppable

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

But I didn't quit drinking. And @JimCarrysToe is still on the ketchup. We're both still liable to lose our shit. I know I got it under control now though. Usually.

I'll wreck shit harder than these anklyosaurus assholes suddenly are. I mean if it comes to that.


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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Hmmmm i only have 3 more beers but ill play one game

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Who posted 30?

Lol

Oh probly Irish vegy or whoever it is

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Mabus is fucking awesome. Sit down kid.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Ohhh man why haven't that done a cross over yet?

The possibilities are endless. Beavis going around saying "aaaaaaBOOOOT" and Butthead ....I dunno getting along with Ricky because they're both equally stupid?

Whatever they do it would be awesome really.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

I'm sitting on my porch polishing the shotgun vegy so what now is you treat her nice and have her back early.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

This is two things that I like!



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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Someone get tc a fuckin puppers

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

If Walter isn't careful he's gonna be wearing a Micheal Myers costume or some shit.

Hes way too compliant with clothes.



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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

It is basically Sim City but with Jurassic Park. The only thing I hate is powering everything up with electricity. I was never good at doing that shit.

Same. I swear sometimes you lose power halfway across the map when you power up a new thing and it shouldn't even happen.

Substations and shit are annoying.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I don't think they can breed. Remember ...uhhh life will find a way? The dinosaurs on Jurassic Park are all female.

You can't trust those strathimacones Julian. They could be breading all over and how would you know?

Probly i just spammed em early on and forgot but there's smaller and bigger ones.... I haven't noticed a size difference before except with alphas.

Anyways half of em are food now.

I think strathimacones and Edmontonosaurs are gonna be food from now on.


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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I started to branch out and do the other contracts for entertainment and security. I can't unlock anything else on the first island with science so i'm just getting the rest. Should help with the 2nd island.

My new plan is pimping my first island right out and carrying that advantage onto island 2.

I tossed a couple of the strathiwhatsits to the ceratosaurs and that seem to be getting some money rolling in even more.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Wait are these strathiwussies breeding? Why do I have like 6 of em all of a sudden.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I got 4 safely contained Raptors now. Since you can name each one, I called these 4 Johnny, Jim, Walter, and Mabus.

Nice.

I currently have the world's most boring dinosaur island but I've got tons of fossils and guest amenities lol

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Jim seems to be "sewing" all the time these days.

The question is what is what is that a euphemism for?

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

I'm gonna cheese it for a bit. Got all my fossils and upgrades but apparently restarting at this point was a big fuck you to myself.

Except damn I'm hooked up for this new start.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Questionmarktarius posted...

Why not play it safe, and just have dinosaurs who won't eat the visitors?

I was all along.... but apparently nothing gets people going like some blood thirsty predators.

I got pissed at my Edmontonosaurus and dumped em in with some ceratosaurs and got a buncha extra money and a new mission.

Apparently dinosaurs with big kill counts attract more people.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I split my first island up. I had that first area with just herbivores and then I eventually built a new area for Carnivores. It made me a lot of money because I guess people like to see the mean dinosaurs.

Just got a lot of beer for tonight. Gonna fuck with this sandbox island. Still no word from gf either so i'm just enjoying the night.

Also I will play CAH if anyone wants @JimCarrysToe

I'll play.

I kinda fucked myself but I have a buncha 100% genomes so this is probly gonna go way easier. I didnt do shit with my fencing before I restarted this but now I already have a giant double fenced enclosure on top of my regular herbivore one.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

I've had 2 islands with an expedition center each for a while. It might be cause I didnt take a pic of a triceratops drinking yet....

Alright fuck this im restarting island one from scratched and hoping it doesn't mess with island 2 when I do it.

Imma make this island kick ass.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Why do your cats make me think of the twins from the shining? Lol

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

He just says his usual shit like "Oh that raptor reminds of ol Blue. She'll probably listen to you" First fucking thing that raptor did was tear down a fence and eat like 17 people.

Lame. He talks to me about blue and I'm like shut the fuck up dumbass we don't have raptors here. Step it up Chris Pratt.

Also apparently I suck ass at this game.

I'm finally stacking money up buy I'm not unlocking shit anymore.

I picked science as the early focus thing what did you pick?

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

matteus70 posted...

Holy shit Jeff Goldblum's is in this game.

Fuck yeah he is.

The whole cast is but I mean who cares besides goldblum.

If johnny has raps maybe Chris Pratt is actually saying something worthwhile for him.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Yeah even though my first two attempts at the 2nd island ended in complete failure it seems to keep the fact that I built 2 expedition sites anyway.

Wtf it won't let me do that.... but I have a goal to find a new carnivore fossil.

I'm fuckin balling over here with cash overflow but it says I can't build 2 on one island.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I built a 2nd expedition site on the 2nd island and it unlocks new locations.... dilophosaurus is one of them

Oh I'm guessing velociraptor was one too?

I picked science to start but honestly I'm building a ton of guest shit for extra income. Those fuckers can be happy with my super awesome plant eater enclosure and my 2 ceratosaurus

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

UnholyMudcrab posted...

She's decided she likes to climb up and sit on the curtain rod. Problem is, she still hasn't figured out a good way to get down, so I have to get a box and hold it up so she can jump in and ride down.

Such a cat thing to do.

My guy can jump a good 6 feet up but he doesn't jump down from more than like 4 feet so he has problems sometimes.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Shit I created a dilophosaurus and he got out, I left a little gap in the fencing. Sons a bitching bastard carnivores are terrorists.

Wtf how are you making those? I can't make those yet.

Rocking some of those spiky watchamafucks though.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Awwww. Poor kitty. My dude gets bored as hell when he's alone.



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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Joe Sakic iirc. Thats about it.

And ringo apparently

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

2nd time I had to start the 2nd island over. I keep going bankrupt. Well the first one would have led to bankruptcy from all the lawsuits from the families of the velociraptor victims.

Same. I haven't even had any victims yet just some people running and screaming but I keep overspending.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

TreyFlowers posted...

Help meeee

That was actually "fuck you i don't need help!" Lol.

Hes down now but he's trying to go back.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

And I dont need your help!

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

I am not stuck up here. You are stuck down there.



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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

This dumbase has no idea how to get down but he sure the fuck doesn't want my help either.



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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Oh shit I created a Velociraptor and the bastard broke out and is chasing the guests down. I'm gonna try to run him over with my Jeep.

Lol. I haven't tried that.

Just been tranquing anything that escapes.

Honestly it's always the vegan assholes who start shit for me.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Tyranthraxus posted...

If Columbo counts then Columbo.

If Columbo doesn't count then Columbo anyway.

Wait yea I mean Rockford files no matter what.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Probly the shield.

Rockford files if Rockford counts (he was a pi and ex con but has a good buddy on the force who was a frequent character).

The shield kinda jumped the shark around the time Walton goggins character blew up lem with a grenade

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

JBaLLEN66 posted...

baby boomers found this to be delicacy back in the day

Newfies and people in certain states I could buy but my parents definitely didn't eat that.


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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Two factors if the roads are bad:

How confident are you in winter driving conditions and how confident are you in the general winter driving abilities of people on the roads with you.

I wouldn't call in cause of snow here but in Vancouver I'd be like fuck it. People in van driving in the snow is a bad combination.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

JBaLLEN66 posted...

lmao imagine getting triggered by a pic of food

Bro this is the equivalent of posting horrific gore involving maggots and...

Seriously this is gross.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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Thats weird but hey you gotta live your life tc.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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Antifar posted...

Is it weird? Or is it understandable that people want their perceived allies protected and perceived opponents punished?

What's weird is the warped ass sense of perception that would lead someone to think "ahhh woman I dont like this she's an enemy" and "yes we are just like the jews and are being treated just as poorly."

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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Vyrulisse posted...

That could apply to Gina too, no?

Did brie compare being a republican to being Jewish during the holocaust?

If she did you have a point. Otherwise that's just disingenuous at the absolute best.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

The Gilligan's island prequel movie. It was the ss minnow. Weird how they didn't give the cast much screen time.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.