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NoxObscuras posted...

Yeah, I've never actually seen someone get hit with a bat, so I'm probably underestimating it lol. My first reaction was definitely "I don't want to get stabbed"

When I was like 15 I saw my buddies little brother (who was like 8 at the time) accidentally hit buddy in the head with a bat that he was just swinging around... not even that hard really.

Dude dropped like he was shot and the side of his face and eye were deformed and green and purple as hell after.

I can't imagine what an adult intentionally trying to hurt someone could do. Lol. I just can't see tanking a bat shot.

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Flauros posted...

Have you ever seen someone get nailed in the arm with a bat?

Ive seen it before and it wasnt pretty. Its not like when you hear people meme and say "they fought through the pain with adrenaline". This dude got hit right in the upper arm and it totally folded. Like a meat bag full of broken glass. He almost instantly fell down and started to vomit.

If you got hit anywhere in the upper body, you are done.

Or the leg. A bat to the knee is gonna fuck you up.

Anyone saying the knife is basing it purely on the visceral reaction to the idea of being stabbed rather than logic.

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You hit a guy with a bat in the arm he's not gonna be doing much with that arm even if he does manage to hold onto the knife.

You hit him in the gut hes doubled over and you get another shot to end it.

Hit him in the head hes dazed at the very least and probly just plain kod

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Bat is the correct answer.

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Honestly that sounds like a very unfortunate freak accident.

Dude does deserve compensation though

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Oh God I watched the video. Thats cringed as hell lol

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I'm here to out the dick in Dixie
And the c*** back in country
Cause the kinda country I'm hearin nowadays is a buncha fuckin shit to me

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Funkydog posted...

Do they think they weren't offensive when released?

Cos spoiler alert. They were.

Nah man everything was different 20 years back. Most people set fire to their house with a partner in it at some point.

It was music we could all relate too. Just memories of a simpler time when murder and abuse were a part of everyones day to day life.

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AlisLandale posted...

i thought the mark of the beast had to go on your hand or forehead.

how does a phone app factor into this? >_>

The phone is in your hand. Dun dun dunnnnn

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I like my chances to outrun him for 3 mins. Especially if I can run in and put if the ring.

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What kind of idiot even says "they wouldn't be ok if they were released now" about Eminem lyrics? The point even then was that they were offensive and there's a ton of music still coming out that's just the same.

Dumbass kids.

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Mine would just say "GAMEFAQS MODERATOR" in gigantic bold font. Literally no job history no skills or abilities just my name, and contact info in the top corner and then that in the biggest font that would fit on the page.

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Yeah I got a deer back in the day and cleaned it and ate it. Was great but I felt horrible after shooting it. Haven't done it since.

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Squall28 posted...

They can compete, they're just at a disadvantage. Like what do you think will happen if they eliminate the division, and males and females compete in the same league?

You have to compare like to like. The top percent of women vs the top percent of men. Not the best women against average men.

The best women can't compete with even far lower ranked men.

See: the Williams sister getting obliterated by a half drunk dude who was barely ranked in the top 300 of all male tennis players.

Thats neither here nor there in terms of a school doing this though.

Between this and the slavery topic Mississippi looking like a trash place.

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NoxObscuras posted...

Yeah, the whole thing is bad. The idea of slaves sending the letter to their family in Africa was what made me facepalm.

How can someone that's teaching kids about slavery have such a lack of knowledge on the subject.

Yeah maybe I'm expecting too much but you think you'd ensure the person teaching this had at least the most basic level of understanding about slavery.

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Funkydog posted...

I get wanting to instil empathy and make them actually think about the grim reality of what happened but this seems an odd way to go about it.

The worst thing is the way its written.

"The family you live with / work for."

"What do you do in your free time?"

(You know the hours of free time and days off slaves always got)

And of course the "journey to america" thats quite the fucking euphemism.

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CobraGT posted...

A facist who is busy masturbating.

Keep me out of your crazy person fantasies please.

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CobraGT posted...

This guy sounds like a facist.

A crazy person who doesn't make sense.

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CobraGT posted...

@EndOfZangoose You lack the intellectual integrity to say that to you I sound like an insane person.

This guy sounds like a crazy person.

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Smackems posted...

Wtf how do I save my dog

I'm still gonna take my chances trying to put the good boy out tbh. I'll die a hero.

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Imagine having seasoning standards that high for fries but not for meatloaf.

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Is my dog gonna explode?

How would I die in this scenario? Also I attempt to smother the flames and save my imaginary dog.

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CobraGT posted...

Cut the teacher some slack. In Japan teachers have periods without students where they talk over what they are going to teach. This poor soul of a teacher is trying to be social to his/her family, prepare a lesson, prepare a lesson plan, prepare objectives and pay bills all at the same time.

Everyone is juggling a ton of shit. Thats a terrible attempt to excuse something this egregiously moronic and offensive.

Thatd be like me fucking up sanding a beautiful piece of aged mahogany and going "sorry I wasted the last 3 hours and fucked it up boss but I have a life outside of work too so you can't blame me for it."

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Drywallers and insulation guys are typically far from charismatic.

Carpenters run from very charismatic to super off-putting, crusty, miserable bastards.

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Veggeta X posted...

I agree. Too many people think love is spiritual or something that can't be explained. I believe love takes lots of mental work.

Exactly.

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FL81 posted...

True love doesn't exist.

Thats only a true statement if you define true love as the idea that there's one specific person your meant to be with.

True love exists but the idea that there's only one specific individual meant for you is laughable.

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Sure.

But I think more often than not its infatuation or obsession rather than love.

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Tyranny

Lulz

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The Nintendo Master posted...

Actually none of them were

Wrong

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Eh... shitty but what are you gonna do?

Numerous trailer parks here have sent notice to tenants that they have to vacate within a year and there's always sob stories about it on the news.

It sucks but if I owned a big plot of land that was now worth many millions id be selling it too.

Who wants the endless hassle of managing the property and tenants for a fraction of the money the land is actually worth?

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I4NRulez posted...

When i was in like 5th grade some protestors went to the high school next to my school to protest abortions.

They had picket signs with graphic photos. So i've seen it and im still pro choice

Also this. The insane pro lifers around here set up big displays and harass people walking by so I've seen it plenty.

They even rented a billboard showing a giant fetus from an abortion... the city stepped in and had it taken down though.

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KStateKing17 posted...

It isn't

Around here specifically.

Should be anywhere really imo but I can see where it wouldn't fly in many places. Even here a couple jehovas witness kids were taken out of class before it.

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lilORANG posted...

If more people witnessed the proceds of live birth, everyone would be scared of having babies.

We had to watch a birth video in sex ed. I think that's part of any sex ed curriculum around here.

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synth_real posted...

Toronto Maple Leafs vs. Montreal Canadiens

It's not just because they're two of the Original Six of the NHL. There's been a lot of tensions between Quebec and the rest of Canada ever since the beginnings of the country, as an extension of the tensions between Britain and France. The people of Ontario seem to have particularly strong feelings against the Quebecois. If you see someone here wearing a Habs jersey, they either lost a bet or everyone thinks there's something wrong with them. Wearing a Leafs jersey in Quebec is asking to get your ass kicked. The India-Pakistan rivalry is the only one I know of with more nationalistic pride on the line, and that's mainly because Pakistan actually succeeded in separating from India, if the referendum on Quebec had passed it would surpass even them.

Bruh when the sens had crowds half the crowd was habs fans. You could se hundreds of habs jerseys in the crowd at any sens games.

I agree on the leafs habs rivalry (even if its been kinda a joke for ages now) but there's plenty of habs fans in Ontario.

Also in hockey rivalries Canada vs Russia

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Her careers over cause of this stupid move tbh. Kim Kardashian made the same mistake. That girl could of really been known if she just didn't make that sex tape. Now no one even knows who Im talking about because of that fatal to her career move she made.

Our last first lady had done nudes. No one gives a shit anymore. And that's good. Openness with sex shouldn't completely represent someone. Not that you were implying any of that. Just saying

Bruh Kim was nothing without that sex tape get real.

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Tattoo her name on your weiner. Thats the ultimate romantic gesture.

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Yeah that second guy isn't even smoking. What a weird barber shop.

Also check out fucked up chiropractor videos some of those dudes are ruthless.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Anxiolytic and Sedative
It can treat anxiety, muscle spasms, and seizures.

Controlled substance
Can cause paranoid or suicidal ideation and impair memory, judgment, and coordination. Combining with other substances, particularly alcohol, can slow breathing and possibly lead to death.

Don't take that shit if you can avoid it.

Eh if you are taking it its probly because the benefits outweighs the risks and as long as you have a controlled dosage and an actual need for them they can be a God send tbh.

But yeah definitely don't drink on them.

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I actually love goats. Those little fuckers got balls for days. I've seen tiny ass goats just bully giant Clydesdales.

Plus they look so ungainly but they can climb fucking anything. Even just regular old dumb little farm goats have ridiculous climbing skills.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

It's always funny when there's goats running around in the pen and as soon as the fences go down, they rush out and slaughter the first mother fucker they see because now suddenly they're hungry.

Maybe cannibals are onto something....

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Man i decided to sell every dinosaur on that first island and demolish everything and rebuild it from scratch with my 50 some million and didn't realize the financial repercussions of purposely stranding people and fencing them in and then demolishing old fences to let the dinosaurs in. 16 million just cause I intentionally let dinosaurs slaughter a few dozen people at most.

I just wanted to have some fun before I rebuilt.

Itd be so fucking cool if there wqs vr for this game even if you could only be a tourist and wander around and climb fences and shit.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

It did. I just say a notification saying "NOW ON GAMEPASS: WRECKFEST..... " i'm like fuck you NOW?

Ok at least that part makes sense.

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MedeaLysistrata posted...

That aside, is it good? it always strikes me as the coolest trade, because electricity

I don't know how it is most places but around here the pay is a joke at some comoanies. I knew a second year apprentice who told me who got a raise to 16.50... and they believed he was good enough to be working by himself wiring up a car dealership.

Then again I've known electricians who make high 20s an hour too but they were all older guys. And you can do great if you start your own company and get work.

Its not for me I just hate crawling around on trusses in insulation and shit in these super tight and hot spots... that's rare but electricians do it more often than I ever had to as a carpenter. We could tear shit open and not have to be in those shitty spots so much.

But I mean yeah I guess in a sense it is cool if you really know your shit. I can do basic wiring but complex shit is so confusing to me.

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WaterLink posted...

TIL they make jet skis for the road

https://twitter.com/RachaelHasIdeas/status/1366711097445650432

Also that dude is wearing crocs with cargo shorts while riding that thing That's what I call living your best life.

Wait wtf is that an actual thing or did that guy custom build that?

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I think Wreckfest is better but you jerks never headed the call to get it when I had it for months. Coulda been some great wreck....fests between us.

I swear to fuck I never saw you post about it. It musta got removed from gamepass and come back too cause I never saw it before a little while back.

Way to screw that up jim.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Oh man I just realized it's March. Next month is my 1 year anniversary with the gf and we kinda made plans to get engaged on that day and get married exactly one year later..... I feel like throwing up but i'm gonna keep it supressed with some booze.

Tell her that's its your engaged to be engaged anniversary and you buy yourself another year.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

That's the problem. I just downloaded Forza 7 and I was in the middle of Skyrim and Jurassic World.... I got too many games!

Same.

I've got yakuza 0 and skyrim and wr3ckfest and dirt and dq11 and jurassic world. Its too much man. Lol

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Burnout Paradise is pretty awesome also if you never played it. The crashes are super realistic and it goes into slo mo when you fuck up and destroy yourself. It's an open world game kind of like Forza Horizon, with signs to break and stunt jumps and whatnot. Good drinking game.

Its amazing. Thats why I had to check out wreckfest since its the same devs.

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