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TopicI beat the original Metroid today (spoilers)
Monopoman
07/08/21 5:04:51 PM
#14
Metroid 2 was a pretty big deal on release, playing it on release made it feel like one of the most expansive games in the OG Game Boy library.
TopicI'm the only one in my gym wearing a mask
Monopoman
07/07/21 11:21:05 PM
#15
I mean depending on the mask how much it restricts your breathing varies, but your breath coming back at you sure does heat you up faster.

Wearing a mask outside makes me feel like it's far warmer than it really is.
Topic16 y/o BARRON TRUMP is now 6'7 after being pictured outside Trump Tower!!!!
Monopoman
07/07/21 10:45:46 PM
#4
Revelation34 posted...
"and now he's reached heights of the tallest NBA player!!" Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was taller.

If he is 6'7" at 16 he could easily be close to 7 feet tall by the time he stops growing.
TopicWhich is the TIGER and BEAR?? Guarantee MOST of you will FAIL!!!
Monopoman
07/07/21 10:44:37 PM
#2
Too hard for me man!
TopicMaking yogurt in an instantpot
Monopoman
07/07/21 7:52:04 PM
#30
I mean keep in mind that powering the instapot for 9 hours is not free. I doubt it's a huge expense but I have a feeling that is a good chunk of money.
TopicWhat are the best GBA games?
Monopoman
07/07/21 6:08:49 PM
#37
A custom firmware PSP is one of the best emulation devices in portable form to this day. A wide variety of emulators and it's nowhere near as cramped to use the device like a GBA.
TopicWhat are the best GBA games?
Monopoman
07/07/21 5:20:18 PM
#31
acesxhigh posted...
I figured he was going to play them on his phone.

Well some of the games listed here are stupid expensive in cart form anyways.
TopicSEXY Girl Defeats a NYC HUSTLER at CHESS and has gone VIRAL!! Is She Hot???
Monopoman
07/07/21 2:04:51 AM
#8
Revelation34 posted...
Being good at chest means you're a hustler?

Not really, a hustler typically means a guy that uses nefarious means to get people to bet larger sums like playing down his skill or letting people win early on. Someone that plays straight up and everyone realizes is a solid chess player isn't a hustler per say.

I really don't know what that chess hustling scene looks like though, because it's far more common a practice in pool where often a guy will play well under his actual level in the first two or so games then start winning once the stakes get higher.

Hustling also starts to become ineffective the longer you are in one area, once most of the regulars catch on they will realize how good you really are.
TopicWhat are the best GBA games?
Monopoman
07/07/21 1:44:27 AM
#13
Nice on the Swordcraft games, probably one of the most underrated series on the GBA.
TopicAmerican Airlines CANCELS Flight because 30 TEENS REFUSE to wear a MASK!!!
Monopoman
07/06/21 11:17:46 PM
#6
lihlih posted...
Why didn't they just kick the kids out and fly the rest of the passengers?

I assume the crowd was too large, they will often kick a few passengers off the plane but this was either a financial thing or they didn't want to have some sort of fight break out when they tried to remove each passenger.

Though I guess they would still charge them even if they were kicked off the plane, so probably just too many to deal with.
TopicWhich is the DONKEY and MULE?? Guarantee MOST of you will FAIL!!!
Monopoman
07/06/21 10:53:23 PM
#5
Type of thing that only those that work directly with donkeys and/or mules can likely correctly identify each.

The average persons contact with either animal is likely 0.
TopicIf you had a Death Note that could only kill black people
Monopoman
07/06/21 6:44:34 PM
#27
adjl posted...
It's capable of exerting pretty much complete control over somebody, provided that series of commands ultimately ends in their death. Light exploited that by writing his own name in the book to wipe his memory during one of his more elaborate schemes. The series doesn't explore it, but there's really no reason it couldn't be used for good. Heck, even within Light's idea of eliminating criminals, he could have simply used it to compel them to stop being criminals and live out the remainder of their natural lives as upstanding members of society. That's still ethically questionable because of that whole "free will" thing people seem to like so much, but it's generally a more positive outcome than murdering everyone. But Light was an arrogant teenager with a god complex, not somebody interested in minimizing collateral damage while fixing the world's problems, so he went the serial killer route.

I mean it's pretty obvious that Light was a complete sociopath, especially as the series progresses.
TopicI need 500 egg puns, go!
Monopoman
07/06/21 6:11:29 PM
#7
Just 500?

Easy
TopicIf you had a Death Note that could only kill black people
Monopoman
07/06/21 6:09:21 PM
#23
adjl posted...
What if it's used to bestow good fortune on somebody for the remainder of their natural life by spelling out a never-ending stream of positive events that will happen to them until they die peacefully in their sleep at the age of 120 (presumably dying for some other reason before then, since iirc you can't extend somebody's life past when they'd normally die by using the book)?

I don't think the Death Note is capable of that.
TopicIf you had a Death Note that could only kill black people
Monopoman
07/06/21 6:05:03 PM
#21
I think any Death Note used in any capacity turns the person into an evil douchebag no matter how good the original intentions are.
Topic8 y/o Boys SHOOT DEAD a 62 y/o Man riding a TRACTOR with a HUNTING RIFLE!!!
Monopoman
07/05/21 2:38:54 AM
#8
Damn, doesn't South Carolina have stand your ground laws?

If so the boys could just claim they feared for their lives and get off Scott free!
TopicAmerica explained to non-Americans
Monopoman
07/05/21 2:37:31 AM
#6
Wow, finally a comic that encompasses the greatness of the USA in all it's glory.

USA!
USA!
USA!
TopicWoman wins Flintstones house lawsuit
Monopoman
07/03/21 11:49:41 PM
#8
funkyfritter posted...
The article says it's in an "upmarket neighborhood", which in California means the land itself may be worth a couple million.

Happens all the time in the most expensive parts of California, some areas are so in demand that people will buy house+land then fully bulldoze the older big house just to put up a new one. If they want to live in that area there are 0 empty lots to buy.
Topici bought hades today, and
Monopoman
07/03/21 9:29:58 PM
#31
Take it from someone that doesn't enjoy most Rogue style games Hades is amazing. It has more story and purpose for being a Rogue style game and on top of that gives you a great sense of progression no matter how far you make it.

Game is easily in my top 10 released in the past 10 years without question.
TopicSomeone gives you $1000, but...
Monopoman
07/03/21 8:39:49 PM
#11
Pikazard1 posted...
a slabbed issue of Spider-Man #300 (first appearance of Venom), whats left will go towards buying Battle Beasts in need

I mean does that count as blowing it on something frivolous? When that item probably fetches more money in another 10 years.
Topic27 y/o Guard Cut a HOLE in her PANTS to have SEX with an INMATE! Is She Hot???
Monopoman
07/03/21 5:51:04 PM
#9
Zeus once again showing how ridiculous his world view is. If a guard tells you do something in prison and you don't do it they can make your life a living hell.
TopicWhy is tossing your baby up and catching them not illegal?
Monopoman
07/03/21 5:49:34 PM
#4
Baby gotta fly!
TopicWhat the hell is ADD?
Monopoman
07/02/21 11:38:12 PM
#22
TopicConservatives see Liberal MEN as WEAK and BETA..Is that how you see them???
Monopoman
07/02/21 10:07:29 PM
#5
Well most conservatives are old white men that love to oppose every group that doesn't belong in their mind. So basically they support white men that are religious and every other group can go fuck themselves.
Topic#MAGAlert: Militia rumored to Mass up at the US Capitail for 4th of July...
Monopoman
07/02/21 5:37:17 PM
#15
Zeus posted...
These are all just smokescreens for the Biden regime to justify a military presence at the US capitol, something that would make most Americans skittish because we've seen what's happened in other nations where things like this were normalized. They kept crying wolf all of these months to keep the national guard there, until politicians rightfully got fed up and demanded that the national guard be removed back in May. Now it seems like the Biden regime is trying to get them back there and keep it going.

How many "warnings" have we had about something said somewhere on the internet since the Jan 6 riots? And deadline after deadline has passed with nothing happening (and some things, like the claim Trump would be sworn back into office, were more ominous BECAUSE of the military presence since the government would be the ones to do that). There are always going to be random claims of shit happening, but there's not enough support for anything. And the people who might have wanted in on it were either shamed after the Jan 6 riots or arrested for their role.

EDIT: I also just saw the glaring misspelling in the title. You're trying to outduckbear duckbear with these topics.

Yeah, because the last time we heard these rumors nothing happened. Except multiple officers were injured and at least a few were killed trying to defend the capitol. The siege was so successful they actually occupied the building almost exclusively for a few hours.

Stop using Faux News and other Republican slanted sites to get all your news bro.
TopicBill Cosby released from prison
Monopoman
07/01/21 6:49:37 PM
#37
I will say he is not the first to get off on a technicality or misconduct we have seen prisoners released for stuff like this in the past.
TopicEddie Gallagher is now ADMITTING he KILLED a TEEN but will NOT be Re-Arrested!!!
Monopoman
06/30/21 5:21:54 PM
#28
If you read the post even his platoon called this guy a evil, toxic, and trigger happy. In the military most of the time they have each other's backs but this guy must have been above and beyond insane to get that type of reputation.

I also will point out the world has laws against killing prisoners in cold blood really, even if this kid was the mastermind behind ISIS which he is not once you take him as a prisoner you can't just decide to execute him.
TopicBill Cosby released from prison
Monopoman
06/30/21 4:52:46 PM
#17
Dude is 83 years old I doubt he would be super interested in working even if he didn't have roughly $400 million in assets.

Bill made a fuck ton of money throughout the 70s-90s he is one of the most successful comedians of all time. Dude is a real piece of shit obviously, but acting like he actually needs work at age 83 is a joke.
Topicif Supergirl's skin is bulletproof
Monopoman
06/29/21 10:08:59 PM
#36
Veedrock- posted...
Then what's the relevance of your hymen.

The bilogical reasons are hard to really pin down, but for guys that love fucking virgins it does prove that you indeed have fucked one.

It's not like guys bleed the first time they ejaculate or something.
Topicif Supergirl's skin is bulletproof
Monopoman
06/29/21 6:26:48 AM
#15
It's been shown that beyond Kryptonite putting Superman or Supergirl in a room with the red light that the Kryptonian sun would generate strips them of their powers. In the Superman alternate reality DC movie where he lands in Russia as a baby, Batman traps him in a room like that to beat him.
TopicI love video games, but they DEFINITELY make the world worse lol
Monopoman
06/29/21 3:59:08 AM
#51
I do enjoy people that claim that we would have the cure for cancer if it wasn't for video games or something. The average person that spends 50+ hours a week playing video games would likely find something else to waste those 50+ hours a week on if we lived in a world where video games never existed.
TopicI platinumed Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart today.
Monopoman
06/29/21 3:58:15 AM
#9
Final Fantasy2389 posted...
I want the game but I can't justify spending $70 for it. Especially hearing how short it is.

I paid $5 for the R&C Reboot a couple years ago and it took me probably closer to 35 hours or so to platinum it. Felt like I should have paid more.

I mean it's pretty much the best exclusive on the PS5 right now, especially if we are talking new games and not remakes.
TopicI platinumed Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart today.
Monopoman
06/29/21 3:30:02 AM
#7
These games are designed to be Platted, it's usually rewarding as hell to do it even for those that rarely if ever Plat games.
TopicI'm watching "Hoarders" on Netflix.
Monopoman
06/29/21 3:07:54 AM
#17
KarsUltimate posted...
There's a name for it? I thought it was just being called a packrat.

Heh, I wonder if it has anything in common with like Storage Wars or that one other show.

But man, living in pure squalor sucks (I imagine at least a few might be like that). But still having so much stuff and having to deal with it all, getting creative, and organising, eesh.

I mean it's considered a mental disorder at this point so of course there is a name for it. I have seen a clip where a woman was aghast at the thought of throwing away or selling any of the things she has in her house.

Keep in mind the place was covered in junk, we aren't talking about stacks of valuable relics. They literally have this need to preserve things just in case and it's a very strong desire, the same way someone with OCD would have to open and close a door 20 times every time they come in or out.
Topicim going to die of climate change this weekend
Monopoman
06/29/21 2:41:38 AM
#16
PunishedOni posted...
press F to post the letter F

Yep, Monday was the hottest day ever recorded in Portland since they started tracking it.
TopicSo... all I got is episode 1 of Invincible...
Monopoman
06/26/21 1:28:19 AM
#3
The entire point of why that is the case is the first season. Also just because someone doesn't do something all the time doesn't mean they aren't that, if person A murders person B and then doesn't murder anyone else for 40 years that doesn't mean person A isn't a murderer.
TopicHey guys just a PSA
Monopoman
06/25/21 8:10:27 PM
#50
I think it's a warning sign when anyone claims to have any ethnicity as a friend. I don't look at my friends and then proudly claim their race or religion as a signifying factor of why I'm such a great guy or not racist.

It's about as dumb as a guy claiming he was not racist because he slept with a black girl once.
TopicTinder is not a good place for a neckbeard to find a girlfriend.
Monopoman
06/25/21 6:36:37 PM
#19
Cruddy_horse posted...
I think all hookup/dating apps have inflated peoples standards by an absurd amount, you're not looking or talking to the person in real life so the only thing you have to judge attractiveness is looks, I notice it myself even when I try to use some of these apps, I find myself dismissing lots of people simply because of thier looks in the photo and it's not really something you can control.

They're all just meat markets.

I mean attractiveness matters on all of them, but plenty that are looking for something more are looking at other factors.

Wealth
Interests
Job
Odds of them wanting to procreate
etc..

Tinder doesn't really highlight this shit, the entire dynamic is swiping right or left based on purely a photo. I don't know about you but you can't find out much about a person by looking at one photo.

There are plenty of super hot guys out there that are losers on multiple levels and can't get a long term relationship but they can sure find plenty of potential one night stands.
TopicTinder is not a good place for a neckbeard to find a girlfriend.
Monopoman
06/25/21 4:23:47 PM
#13
Tinder is a meat market and it heavily favors those that look stereotypically hot. That doesn't mean more normal looking people can't get a hook up there but the odds are far lower. I also think the fact that Tinder is mostly a temporary hook up site helps this notion even more, not many go on Tinder looking for a future long term GF or BF.

If the average user is using it just to find some random girl or guy to hook up with for a few times personality and that shit doesn't mean much.
TopicJuneteenth is now an Official Holiday...
Monopoman
06/18/21 4:43:23 PM
#111
Trump is now claiming full credit for making this holiday a major deal.

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-claim-he-made-juneteenth-famous-2021-6
Topic'This is really, really bad': scientists on the scorching US heatwave
Monopoman
06/18/21 3:50:19 PM
#17
Don't worry guys it still snows in winter, so according to our elected Republicans this is all fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E0a_60PMR8
TopicDon Jr says this is PROOF that DEMOCRATS are LAZY when they WORK from HOME!!!
Monopoman
06/18/21 12:01:48 AM
#5
faramir77 posted...
Wasn't his dad the most obese president in a century, and basically lived off McDonald's and Diet Coke?

Well if you are rich you get to do whatever the fuck you want and they call it differently.

For instance a crazy poor or middle class person is crazy, but a crazy rich person is eccentric.
TopicYou do not know that the Earth is not flat because you have never seen it.
Monopoman
06/17/21 11:46:43 PM
#23
Dude acts like he isn't mad then gets super pissed that I have the gaul to respond to him. GFaq's where a ton of assholes post here but then try to pretend they are good guys.

I guess to me flat earthers are of such little consequence I can't even remember their name, I watched a documentary that interviewed multiple Flat Earthers and goes in-depth into their lives and beliefs and here we are 4ish months later and I can't remember a single one of their names.
TopicYou do not know that the Earth is not flat because you have never seen it.
Monopoman
06/17/21 11:35:31 PM
#18
ReturnOfFa posted...
Try reading up on him just a tiny bit more? He was attempting to 'prove' that the world is flat, he built a shitty rocket, his shitty friends enabled his idiotic fantasies along with the 'Science' Channel (for profit) and he died. If I'm supposed to respect 'dreams' that are a suicidal fart in the wind, I'm afraid I disagree.

You could have posted an actual article that makes that point, instead of just posting a video that makes no mention of that.

Funny when people act like they are massively offended since I didn't spend 5ish more minutes beyond watching the video researching this guy.
Topic32 y/o was having INTENSE ROAD HEAD when he CRASHED and KILLED a mother!!!
Monopoman
06/17/21 11:07:43 PM
#13
He isn't the first to have this happen or the last. I'm sure road head has caused plenty of accidents.

I also think most do it for the thrill, so it's basically the same as driving really fast or sky diving or something. Not quite as intense as some of those but same idea, the thrill is a huge part.
TopicYou do not know that the Earth is not flat because you have never seen it.
Monopoman
06/17/21 11:06:03 PM
#15
ReturnOfFa posted...
How to be a flat earther:

https://youtu.be/2pbnbQZcAWs

I mean dude lived his dream, he wanted to launch his own rocket for his entire life. Prob better to live the dream than die never even trying.

I'm also not sure how you claim he is a flat earther just because he wanted to launch a rocket.
Topic20 y/o Kid MURDERED his ENTIRE Family cause they said to Get a JOB or GET OUT!!!
Monopoman
06/17/21 5:02:18 PM
#21
LeetCheet posted...
Because men are expected to get a job or else they're losers(like in the article).
If they can't provide for anyone they get cast aside from the rest of the society.

If it was girl who was being forced to get a job or get out, people would've been blasting the parents instead.

While his parents were being a bit dickish considering the guy was only 20 years old, you are living in a fantasy land if you think parents will let a female live with them indefinitely without any issue and without a job.

I also assume there was more nuance to the situation then them demanding a job, they probably would have been fine with him going to school or something. It can be a bit of a pain to have a child that grows up graduates from high school then sits around all day doing whatever at your house.

Parents already spend quite a bit raising a child from newborn to age 18 alone.

There are a TON of unmotivated 18-22 year olds out there, acting like this kid was busting his ass everyday to get a job is a joke.
Topic20 y/o Kid MURDERED his ENTIRE Family cause they said to Get a JOB or GET OUT!!!
Monopoman
06/17/21 2:59:39 AM
#11
LeetCheet posted...
Shit like this is what happens when you constantly antagonise an entire gender for generations.

Please don't shit on men who doesn't deserve it.

Damn bro quit turning everything into a fucking gender issue when this is clearly not one of them.
Topic20 y/o Kid MURDERED his ENTIRE Family cause they said to Get a JOB or GET OUT!!!
Monopoman
06/17/21 2:05:01 AM
#8
Well fortunately for him he won't have to get a job now he can spend the next 40+ years at minimum in jail.
Topicbro I fucking hate children
Monopoman
06/16/21 5:46:53 PM
#7
Just dunk one of them underwater for about 30 seconds as a show of dominance.
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