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TopicMetroid: DREAD trailer...
Monopoman
06/16/21 2:48:47 AM
#35
LeetCheet posted...
I saw that developer video as well and he said that Mercury stream knew the Metroid series well, which I kinda took issue with.

As much as I loved the 3DS Metroid 2 remake, they completely missed the central point of the original Metroid 2 for the Gameboy.

The original game had this claustrophobic atmosphere and you always felt this extreme isolation because you were completely alone on a planet filled with hostile wildlife and the very dangerous Metroids.

And as you went deeper into the planet, the wildlife started to diminish.
At the bottom, there was pretty much only the Metroids left as if they've exterminated everything else.

And Mercury Steam completely missed this aspect of the game and introduced even more enemies throughout the entire game.

I mean the end of the original Gameboy game was similar, as you get closer to the final boss the enemy count is reduced and you face mostly Metroids. Shit many of the other games end that way also, in Super Metroid once you unlock the final area where Mother Brain resides you face mostly Metroid enemies.

Samus has a main goal of eliminating Mother Brain in the earlier games, but her other goal has always been to completely eliminate the Metroid species since it's far too dangerous to exist.
TopicMetroid: DREAD trailer...
Monopoman
06/15/21 11:36:43 PM
#33
From what I heard after listening to the developers talk about this, they had an idea for a Metroid game like this back in 2003. They could not at the time make the game in the style and mechanics they wanted based on the technology of the time.

So it sat on the shelves for a long time then recently they dusted it off and here we have it. Probably why it's a direct sequel to Metroid Fusion, since that is the furthest game in the Metroid timeline and this would have come after that.

So even more amazing is this is the first game to advance the Metroid story into future events since 2002 when Metroid Fusion came out. The events of every Metroid game that has come out since Fusion has taken place before the events of Fusion.
TopicFirst 6 Final Fantasy Games getting 'Pixel Perfect' remakes
Monopoman
06/15/21 6:26:39 PM
#15
ReturnOfFa posted...
Finally...all those mobile looking remakes looked like crap. Hopefully they compile them for consoles. It's always shocked me that Square Enix sits on those games when people will buy them like crazy.

Sit on them?

The Final Fantasy series is probably the most heavily remaked and re-released series of all time. Square goes back to the well on these games again and again, owning every version of every FF game on each system would be a large stack of physical products, and a large stack of digital only products.
TopicAsian Teacher QUITS after showing MASTURBATION Videos to KIDS!! Look at it!!!
Monopoman
06/15/21 12:59:14 AM
#9
Zeus posted...
Or, you know, maybe wait until an appropriate age? Puberty doesn't start until what, 11 or 12?

I mean puberty is not a requirement for masturbation, it's just most kids don't figure it out until then.
TopicAsian Teacher QUITS after showing MASTURBATION Videos to KIDS!! Look at it!!!
Monopoman
06/15/21 12:48:17 AM
#6
How dare she teach kids about masturbation!

Better to let kids figure it out on their own!

(Above comments may contain elements of sarcasm.)
TopicStranger of Paradise is both the most mature AND most infantile FF game to date.
Monopoman
06/15/21 12:25:20 AM
#16
ComradeSeraphim posted...
Considering the sales numbers of FFXV, I think the franchise already appeals to modern audiences.

Well you know how companies are, in their world if your company isn't growing it's slowly dying. A giant company like Square-Enix isn't happy unless they are selling the game to everyone that plays video games.
TopicStranger of Paradise is both the most mature AND most infantile FF game to date.
Monopoman
06/14/21 2:30:16 AM
#2
Well, I can see where they are coming from they are trying to make the FF series more appealing to modern audiences.

While it can be a bit annoying that stuff like this happens, I wouldn't call it a horrible scenario, this coming from someone that grew up with the first game in the series and has played and beaten nearly every game in the series.

I also would much rather they do this type of thing to remakes of old games, than make Final Fantasy XVI more like this.
TopicWhat was your favorite ned beatty movie?
Monopoman
06/14/21 2:06:20 AM
#9
I really think Network is a damn good movie, he didn't have a huge part in that film though.
TopicWhat LEGO mix would you like to play/assemble most?
Monopoman
06/14/21 12:43:11 AM
#10
Zareth posted...
There are Mario LEGO sets, but I guess Pokemon has their own rights and shit
Kind of like how Pokemon won't be in Universal's Nintendo stuff

Nintendo is only part owner in the Pokemon thing, they don't have full control over it.
TopicWhat LEGO mix would you like to play/assemble most?
Monopoman
06/13/21 10:55:35 PM
#6
I mean Pokemon already did a partnership with Nanoblock which is a far less popular company in the world of building blocks.

https://www.amazon.com/nanoblock-pokemon/s?k=nanoblock+pokemon

I assume Lego probably already contacted them or vice versa but they couldn't come to agreeable terms.
Topic30 y/o Texas Mom posed as her 13 y/o DAUGHTER to prove SCHOOLS are UNSAFE!!!
Monopoman
06/13/21 8:46:45 PM
#12
Topicdental insurance is fake
Monopoman
06/13/21 8:43:27 PM
#6
Odds are if you stock away $25 a month just for dental procedures odds are you end up better off. Even if the terms were more favorable unless you need a ton of dental work done, $25 a month should cover most procedures for the average person.
TopicMichigan Man who won the LOTTERY and was STILL on WELFARE is found DEAD!!!
Monopoman
06/13/21 6:09:25 PM
#17
streamofthesky posted...
Fitting to have this topic after the "$1M or eat anything you want" topic where like 75% chose the former and thought they'd be able to retire at 30ish w/ it, lol

He got the equivalent of 20 years of medium salary (post-taxes), so it seems pretty fair to me. He could've gotten a mortgage for the house instead of buying it outright, and it was probably way above what he needed.)

You need to understand that 99% of those that play the lottery are not financially responsible, there is some statistic that most lottery winners no matter the amount they win are back to being dead broke in 5-10 years.

Yes, someone smart with money that can grow it using any number of means will win even a few million and do very well. The rest take winning any amount as "Woo, now I can buy whatever I want!" "Time to quit my job, and then go live the good life forever."

They call the lottery the stupid tax because smart people realize the odds of winning are so infinitely small that it's a waste of money.
TopicMichigan Man who won the LOTTERY and was STILL on WELFARE is found DEAD!!!
Monopoman
06/13/21 12:41:18 AM
#3
I mean looking at how much he spent looks like he went through the entire amount in a few months at most. $1 million dollars after taking the lump sum isn't much if you run out and buy a new car and build a new house then buy a bunch of shit to fill it.

This wasn't a case of man wins $75 million dollar lottery and then still collects welfare.
Topic23 y/o Blonde had her WHOLE EYELID RIPPED OFF from a CHIHUAHUA Attack!!!
Monopoman
06/13/21 12:38:20 AM
#9
I swear people fear big dogs like Bull Dogs and Rottweilers but Chihuahua's are fucking insane. A neighbor of mine has one and that fucker barks non-stop anytime it's on their deck.
TopicHollow Knight is a great game. ~spoilers~
Monopoman
06/12/21 8:20:10 PM
#43
Kinda funny seeing people complain about Mantis Lords when it's really not that difficult. The game gets much harder later on, and goes way beyond that in the free DLC.

I usually die a few times on Mantis Lords getting into the fight, because it is one of the more difficult fights in the early game but it's nowhere near super hard.
TopicIs Hideo Kojima the Zack Snyder of video games?
Monopoman
06/12/21 6:12:17 PM
#32
TheFalseDeity posted...
Gotcha. Not a fan of either then but id rather watch the movies than play the games.

Well watching a movie is a far less time consuming thing, so 2ish hours vs. 12-20 for each game.
TopicIs Hideo Kojima the Zack Snyder of video games?
Monopoman
06/12/21 2:37:41 AM
#18
Metalsonic66 posted...
Kojima is crazy and pretentious but Snyder is trash

I mean that mostly came later, the first MGS1 is not that crazy. I'm not even a fan of the series much and I still recognize that Metal Gear Solid 1 is a masterpiece.

I will say this Kojima's worst game as far as critics are concerned is still better than a lot of other developers best game.
TopicIs Hideo Kojima the Zack Snyder of video games?
Monopoman
06/12/21 12:08:50 AM
#14
Kojima revolutionized the video game industry for the better, Zack Snyder never did that for movies.
Topic27 y/o Michigan Girl makes a living by selling STUCK FETISH VIDEOS! Is She Hot?
Monopoman
06/11/21 11:56:04 PM
#7
She will likely be facing some competition lately you can find a lot of porn videos based around some woman being stuck, seems like that niche is getting more and more attention.
TopicDad DUMPS 80,000 PENNIES on his TEEN DAUGHTER'S Lawn for 18 years of HELL!!!
Monopoman
06/11/21 10:41:00 PM
#6
Didn't we hear about this story like 2-3 months ago?

I could of swore some random dude brought a fuck ton of pennies as a payment for child support back then.
TopicIts funny how as a kid what you find attractive in a woman..
Monopoman
06/11/21 1:58:58 AM
#58
Zeus posted...
There's largely untrue, considering that being overweight doesn't magically make somebody a better person and it's kind of ridiculous to claim that.

I mean the hotter a girl is odds are the more shallow she is, hot girls get so many things handed to them and have to do less work to get attention or affection. Meanwhile less attractive people have to do more to get noticed.
TopicOhio NURSE says Vaccines are giving people MAGNETIC POWERS and to STOP now!!!
Monopoman
06/10/21 11:15:27 PM
#3
Holy shit we are all going to be Magneto!!

Talk about the best vaccine of all time.
TopicI think the most notable thing about Covid-19 is for biological warfare.
Monopoman
06/10/21 1:28:23 AM
#13
Blightzkrieg posted...

I mean the USA's problem is the people that live here overall won't follow guidelines. If everyone took the precautions seriously the USA would have solved the problem far quicker.

Meanwhile you look at Japan despite having a ton of people in the city of Tokyo, they were able to handle it very well because the population does what needs to be done. It also didn't help when Trump went out of his way to oppose everything the CDC put out nearly.

The USA and it's population are so fucking stupid people actually made the wearing of masks a political issue.
Topic19 y/o Marine is DEAD after NO FOOD OR SLEEP for 54 HOURS in HARSH Training!!!
Monopoman
06/09/21 7:14:29 PM
#17
I mean the main time being in the military sucks is when a major war is going on, now there is always some war going on these days but depending on what you do you might not be deployed to that area.

I also was surprised to see this article because I have been told they made Marine basic training far more harsh back in the 80s-90s or before that time. The current Marine basic training is a shell of it's former self and the hell they used to put guys through. Sure, being say a Navy Seal or something is still a nightmare to go through, but that type of thing is not for the average military person.

I also will say every wannabe Marine I ever met was gun ho as hell about being one, they all seemed eager as fuck to get on the front lines ASAP.
TopicWhat game should I play next?
Monopoman
06/08/21 11:10:08 PM
#12
lihlih posted...
LoL, I can't believe people think a game from David Cage is good.

Spoken like someone that hasn't played it 91% of Steam users have given it a positive rating.
TopicSo after pre ordering Pokemon Sword and Shield, I've finally finished the story
Monopoman
06/08/21 6:52:23 PM
#28
I mean most of the hardest Pokemon games were earlier on, not that any of them are extremely hard, but they were harder back then.
TopicWhat game should I play next?
Monopoman
06/08/21 6:17:51 PM
#4
Detroit: Become Human is an incredible experience and doesn't take that long to go through.
TopicHow long should a best man speech be?
Monopoman
06/08/21 5:25:49 PM
#19
If they don't have to intentionally pull you off the stage during the speech it's not long enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt9IJX0qI6o
TopicJoe Biden will FAIL to get 70% VACCINATIONS as Conservatives REFUSE to get it!!!
Monopoman
06/08/21 1:41:30 AM
#4
I mean even with the partial vaccination job we have the current US Covid rates are the lowest they have been since late March of 2020 shortly after we first found Covid appearing in the USA.

Even if these people are adamant and won't get it things can still open and as stated if they get Covid from refusing a free vaccine that is their fault mostly.
TopicHALF of Americans have BANNED MONOPOLY because of Sore Losers and CHEATERS!!!
Monopoman
06/07/21 4:30:59 PM
#15
It's a bit amusing to me that the #1 complaint about Monopoly is how long it takes when people intentionally change rules to make it take longer.

Rules like:

1.) Landing on Free Parking gives you some amount of money.

2.) Everyone must go around the board once for the first ttime without buying anything before you can buy a property.

3.) Refusing to trade properties no matter what meaning getting a monopoly is more luck than anything else.

4.) Ignoring the auction rule that if the person that lands on a property refuses to buy it then you are supposed to auction it off.

You watch the hardcore Monopoly players play this game and you see how much faster this game can be.
TopicI don't understand why your ID can't be expired to buy alcohol
Monopoman
06/06/21 12:21:42 AM
#115
SunWuKung420 posted...
Wrong.

https://www.knellerins.com/what-happens-if-you-get-caught-driving-with-an-expired-license/

Looks like you were lucky as shit because that officer must have been sympathetic. Any one of the four things can happen according to the website depending on the officer and the situation.

I was one time let off for a speeding ticket that would have been well over $200-300 easily, I wouldn't tell everyone "Bro, you can speed all you want the officer won't do shit!" Taking your personal experience as what happens every time you get caught driving with an expired license is not right.
TopicI don't understand why your ID can't be expired to buy alcohol
Monopoman
06/06/21 12:11:44 AM
#113
SunWuKung420 posted...
Apparently, an expired license means you have lost all ability to drive. Also, your supposed to update your address information when you move, not when it expires. It must also make your DOB null until you pay more money.

No cop on the planet would let someone off if driving with an expired license. No matter what the reason you are doing so acting, like the cop will just shrug and say no big deal is a fucking joke.

When I was a 16 year old kid I got caught driving without a license only had my permit at the time, and they impounded the car. Their hands were completely tied and by state law they had to impound the car. Now this might not be the case with a expired license, but you can bet your ass a big ticket is the least of the things you will be facing.
TopicI don't understand why your ID can't be expired to buy alcohol
Monopoman
06/05/21 6:52:44 PM
#82
Mead posted...
cause only an expired license could be used in such a way

everyone is bitching about TC but its a stupid rule, an expired license is still accurate ID, the only thing that should change is that you shouldnt be able to drive

The point is expired ones only multiply in numbers and cost nothing to acquire. Obviously this rule was put in for a reason, and it's not just to make people be annoyed. This is basically like someone bitching about a fire truck blocking his parking spot when it's putting out a fire since it inconveniences him.
TopicI don't understand why your ID can't be expired to buy alcohol
Monopoman
06/05/21 6:09:20 PM
#80
Well I think the main reason they don't accept expired ID is that you could hand them off to others as invalid forms of acquiring alcohol. Now sure if the picture looks vastly different they might not allow it but this could allow 18 year olds to have an easy source of valid ID's that are expired.

Especially since some don't even bother to look close at the picture they just check the date on the license or ID.

Anyways TC sounds like a real asshole, the guy that is selling you the alcohol is just doing his job. Acting like they are only doing it just to annoy people is about the dumbest thing I have ever heard. At my local grocery store every single time I go through self checkout they check my ID and I am well beyond age 21.
TopicNorth Carolina County has BANNED COCA-COLA for becoming WOKE!!!
Monopoman
06/05/21 3:40:32 AM
#13
Zeus posted...
Which is a completely separate issue and weird that you'd take the discussion in that direction, but whatever.

Which is exactly why you don't understand what the fuck I was saying. Chik-Fil-A is a company that actually walks the walk. They close on Sundays -- which costs their business a small fortune -- because they have values and they choose to live those values. Compare that to Coke and Starbucks, companies that have no virtue or values and take insincere stances for marketing. And in the case of Starbucks, they have a lot of reason to pretend to give a shit about BLM because they had a location where a clerk called the cops on a black person who demanded to use the bathroom despite not buying anything and refused to leave when asked, leading to a massive amount of negative PR for the company when the cops roughed him up (iirc on camera) and took him down to the police station.

Businesses routinely try to pander for PR, it's a marketing gimmick. Even far-leftists have taken them to task for it (iirc, John Oliver did a piece on it, but I can't find it right now). You have companies who embody virtues, then companies that try to speak to social issues who often very rightly get taken to task for it. If Coke actually believed in its values, it would refuse to sell its product to nations that oppress their citizens and, if it suddenly cares about voting laws, would stop selling in states that it views as having restrictive voter laws. But it doesn't, because Coke doesn't believe in those things. And that was my point.

I'd rather see a company be sincere about an issue with which I disagree than a company pander to an issue I support.

How do you know which is which though? You act like it's very easy to tell when a company is pandering, but I think outside of religion most companies pander to both sides depending.

Shit the board of every company wants to maximize profits in most cases and will do everything in their power to do that no matter what.
TopicI don't understand why your ID can't be expired to buy alcohol
Monopoman
06/05/21 3:35:54 AM
#2
The law is only a valid form of ID is proof of age bro, It kinda sucks but that is how it goes.
TopicNorth Carolina County has BANNED COCA-COLA for becoming WOKE!!!
Monopoman
06/05/21 3:05:10 AM
#11
Zeus posted...
Translation: Monopoman is clueless about what Zeus is actually saying but won't let that get in the way of giving a wildly ignorant opinion on it.

Nah, bro I just don't give a fuck about this shit. I also think most that claim they will "boycott xyz" because of some wokeness or some political stance are lying through their teeth.

If Starbucks tomorrow made a "Black Lives Matter!" exclusive cup and promised to give 10% of all profits to BLM for the next month. A bunch of right wingers would get livid on Twitter and claim they will never buy a Starbucks drink for the rest of their lives, but you can bet your ass 9 out of 10 wouldn't keep their word.

Someone that goes to Starbucks on a regular basis could never stay away from the company for long, oh sure he might boycott for a month or two but eventually the urge to have one would hit him and he would give up. Boycotts are bullshit for the most part, I remember a Call of Duty game on PC about 7 years ago getting a boycott petition because it lacked dedicated servers, on the day of the game release the Steam boycott group showed like half of them playing the game on day 1, even though Activision never made those dedicated servers.

I also will point out I don't do it myself, Chick-Fil-A has some stances I don't agree with but I still buy their stuff because they make good food especially for a fast food place.
TopicNorth Carolina County has BANNED COCA-COLA for becoming WOKE!!!
Monopoman
06/05/21 12:04:02 AM
#8
Zeus posted...
While I like Coca-Cola, it's nice to see pushback on companies randomly taking up token issues to buy cheap publicity, which is kinda insulting. If a business is going to take a stance, they should be ready to sacrifice profit for those beliefs. Either walk the walk or don't talk the talk.

Translation: Zeus has no problem when a company takes up an issue he likes, but if they don't he hate's them.
TopicNorth Carolina County has BANNED COCA-COLA for becoming WOKE!!!
Monopoman
06/04/21 10:11:43 PM
#5
This will cause a huge decline in coca-cola sales I bet they file chapter 11 bankruptcy very soon.
TopicTrump Supporter has been POOPING on his DEMOCRAT Neighbor's Yard for 10 YEARS!!!
Monopoman
06/04/21 10:09:34 PM
#9
I mean he could have got a dog to do this stuff, then at worst he gets a fine or something if the guy really wants to press the issue.
TopicLet's say I'm mildly intrigued by Warhammer but don't know anything about it
Monopoman
06/03/21 11:52:22 PM
#22
I will point out even assembling one good sized army can take hundreds of dollars and in some cases well over $500 to get your foot in the door. Warhammer 40k is definitely something that should not be taken lightly, because unlike other games with a huge requirement to be competitive, Warhammer 40k costs the same no matter what.

I can go get a bunch of cheap MTG cards and play with friends and have fun and the only way to simulate that in Warhammer 40k is use random toys to represent the actual miniatures playing with friends.
TopicErectile Dysfunction is 6X higher in guys who had COVID...
Monopoman
06/03/21 9:23:58 PM
#15
The CDC should lead with this and you bet your ass most men would line up to get it.
TopicBillie Eilish shows off her CLEAVAGE in new video!! Is She Hot???
Monopoman
06/03/21 1:10:44 AM
#4
I mean, most on the internet don't even know what her body looks like she was the queen of baggy clothes until just recently.
TopicFor $500 Donald Trump Jr will send you a PERSONAL Video Message!!!
Monopoman
06/03/21 12:10:01 AM
#6
I mean if you really want to screw him you can get a credit card with a small limit send it out to him then charge it back. He will have given you the message at that point and he has 0 recourse to get the $500 back.
TopicFor $500 Donald Trump Jr will send you a PERSONAL Video Message!!!
Monopoman
06/02/21 11:43:22 PM
#4
Lol, $500 and it's not even from the Trump a small portion of the country thinks is awesome.

I think even in the most hardcore Trump support groups Trump Jr. get's met with a meh mostly. They might like him more than the rest of Trump's kids but it's nowhere near as much as Don Sr.
TopicI look so skinny tonight
Monopoman
06/02/21 10:23:40 PM
#373
MICHALECOLE posted...
Jenn, if somebody had told you 13 years ago youd be posting pictures of yourself in lingerie on potd, you would have said:

I mean I never saw the huge deal at posting pics in most lingerie, you see many girls in the most skimpy bikinis these days and 9 times out of 10 they show more skin than typical lingerie.

I guess in this case the image is preserved on the internet but you never know if some creeper at the beach or pool is snapping pics of girls in bikinis.
TopicNetflix CANCELS Jupiter's Legacy!!!
Monopoman
06/02/21 8:52:11 PM
#5
They were so happy with the universe they canceled the show but will continue the universe in other forms.

You what mate?
Topicrom site owner made $30,000 a yearnow owes Nintendo $2.1M
Monopoman
06/02/21 3:48:06 PM
#68
I think the problem with most piracy sites is they offer games that are far more popular and are not truly abandonware.

I have never seen a site offering game downloads that are only abandonware. The one exception way back in the early 00's was a PC site that only offered abandoned games I am not sure if that site is still around.

Some sites will even claim they only offer abandonware but then you look on there and you see like Resident Evil older games right on the front page.
Topicrom site owner made $30,000 a yearnow owes Nintendo $2.1M
Monopoman
06/02/21 3:15:22 PM
#65
The Scott Pilgrim game was also brought back recently in a complete form including all DLC. I am not sure if it's still for sale but it was just a few months ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MgfO0XL0NY

Really the most common abandonware games are ones from companies that are defunct and the games get lost to the sands of time. Many companies that made games back in the 80s and 90s no longer exist in any form.
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