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Topic$2,000 but Donald Trump is now a GameFAQs user.
berlyman101
07/31/21 4:05:24 PM
#20
. it would be a net gain to society if he's shit posting here rather than doing anything else

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TopicYou ever be at Goodwill and think 'Whoever you were, thanks so much for dying?'
berlyman101
07/31/21 3:58:11 PM
#10
you think they clean the clothes? they might spray it.

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TopicOh shit conservatives learned how make good memes!
berlyman101
07/31/21 3:55:07 PM
#38
Vicious_Dios posted...
Can't forget about their favorite approach to enter a discussion either ----and that is--- Deflection!

It's predictably cute. lol

party of projection


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TopicOh shit conservatives learned how make good memes!
berlyman101
07/31/21 3:48:47 PM
#34
pinky0926 posted...
He's definitely a champagne socialist. Quiet vote for obama and funds to democrats while enjoying that billionaire life

it seems like he deflects from any discussion about social issues and openly advocated for fossil fuel use on his Netflix show.

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TopicOh shit conservatives learned how make good memes!
berlyman101
07/31/21 3:45:59 PM
#32
Vicious_Dios posted...
When kids physically 'grew up' and found out that they were no longer getting participation trophies like they used to, they settled and preferred to be coddled by the hypocritical leftists above them,

Hence why they're always crying about words hurting their feelings, expect others to pay for their college debts, and literally building safe-spaces to shelter them from reality.

coming from a fan of the party throwing an all-time hissy for getting washed and trying to change the rules because they think it's the only way they can win.

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TopicOh shit conservatives learned how make good memes!
berlyman101
07/31/21 3:43:37 PM
#30
pinky0926 posted...
Let's go through a checklist of famous american stand up comics

Dave Chappelle
Chris Rock
Richard Prior
Bill Burr
Conan O Brien
Bill Hicks
Robin Williams
Jim Carrey
John Mulaney
Jon Stewart
Seinfeld
Kevin Hart
George Carlin

While every single one of these guys would make fun of liberals, feminists and college kids, where do you actually think they would sit on the political spectrum? I doubt a single one would be even slightly center right.

Who do you have on the right? Joe Rogan? Chevy Chase? Bill Cosby?

I wouldn't put it past Seinfeld tbh

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Topicthis girl asked for my number but
berlyman101
07/31/21 3:37:36 PM
#24
TopicI work at an Amazon Warehouse. AMA?
berlyman101
07/30/21 4:43:03 PM
#30
Fulfillment Centers are the shit you hear the
horror stories about. I think that's where they pack everything.

Sounds like tc has a relatively reasonable delivery center.

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TopicI like how this guy on Jeopardy uses 'What' for everything, even people
berlyman101
07/30/21 2:50:01 PM
#47
Josiah_Is_Back posted...
Reminder: Holzhauer was averaging $77,000 a game over 30+ games. Current guy's good, but let's not start licking his nads until he's around game 20 and see how he's doing then...

Holzhauer was hitting on huge wagers but apparently this guy is at least as dominant on the board for a few games. It's worth mentioning.

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TopicI like how this guy on Jeopardy uses 'What' for everything, even people
berlyman101
07/30/21 12:47:32 PM
#44
Bio1590 posted...
I mean he was 43/46 yesterday and is 211/241 overall.

The real killer for me is the people facing him are letting him hunt for the Daily Doubles.

Like yesterday, Matt was running through the bottom of the board (including the triple stumper), but then Dana got the last one on the bottom right, and then immediately went for the $400 clue in the same category? Why the fuck?

jfc that is dominating.

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Topicever known any actual psychopaths/sociopaths?
berlyman101
07/30/21 9:05:50 AM
#9
one guy convinced a family friend to look after her kids and proceeded to sexually abuse them. that's gotta be something.

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TopicWoke up at 2am
berlyman101
07/30/21 5:04:10 AM
#7
TopicFavorite world in DKC?
berlyman101
07/30/21 3:12:46 AM
#9
the earliest levels were designed very well, looking back.

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TopicI like how this guy on Jeopardy uses 'What' for everything, even people
berlyman101
07/30/21 3:09:00 AM
#29
pick4six posted...
Isn't it true that technically all the players could have read the question in a huge text book study guide that is given to them prior to filming the show? So essentially it's not how knowledgeable you are but how good your memory and pronunciation is.

I've never heard of that

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TopicYou have earned the Faithful (Silver) Badge a total of 80 times
berlyman101
07/30/21 12:09:07 AM
#1
Topic$2000 but you have to eat 9 double quarter pounders every day for a week.
berlyman101
07/30/21 12:02:56 AM
#6
63 double quarter pounders

I mean... probably

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TopicPeople knew Bill Cosby was a rapist before 2014, stop defending Blizzard fucks.
berlyman101
07/30/21 12:02:15 AM
#25
why would anyone associate a room to get chicks drunk and then fuck them with Bill Cosby if not for the rape allegations?

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Topic$50,000,000 but you have to give your mother a full force slap across the face.
berlyman101
07/29/21 11:59:23 PM
#19
Mom I love you with all my heart but I will slap the everloving SHIT out of you for

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TopicBullets are still so freakin' expensive.
berlyman101
07/29/21 6:24:27 PM
#5
TopicI can't even imagine eating and enjoying a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
berlyman101
07/29/21 3:56:00 PM
#2
it's OK. lots of people have bad taste.

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TopicGuy almost died pushing car down hill
berlyman101
07/29/21 3:28:46 PM
#37
Cocytus posted...
Why would he do a juvenile thing like that?

views

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TopicHow disgusted are you by people who peaked early?
berlyman101
07/29/21 2:13:47 PM
#4
TopicHow much money would make you happy?
berlyman101
07/29/21 2:10:27 PM
#6
spanky1 posted...
What's your definition of "do shit" here?

financial security, transportation and enough money to frequently do whatever you want outside of work.

if you live in South Dakota or something and you're into driving over rocks for fun I guess it could be less.

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TopicHow much money would make you happy?
berlyman101
07/29/21 2:07:07 PM
#3
you really can't do shit in this country at less than a couple hundred grand a year.

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TopicThigh high Thursday!
berlyman101
07/29/21 2:06:19 PM
#2
Topicjust went on a date
berlyman101
07/29/21 12:40:59 AM
#5
DrizztLink posted...
I'm the same way with people who use "you know" as a placeholder.

I listened to a guy speak for about 5 minutes and he said it 183 times.

"I'm just saying, you know, that when these sort of things happen, you know, you have to roll with them, you know you know"

Yes, I counted.




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Topicjust went on a date
berlyman101
07/29/21 12:31:37 AM
#3
DrizztLink posted...
https://i.imgur.com/8Lq1caP.gifv

I knew a girl who did that and I eventually said "You know, you could just laugh."

I noticed tonight that I say "I mean" a lot when I'm trying to make conversation and I feel like a hypocrite. It's one of my least favorite verbal tics.

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Topicugh the new purge movie undid all the development of the previous ones spoilers
berlyman101
07/29/21 12:30:09 AM
#7
the whole thing sounds like porn for right-wing loonies.

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Topicjust went on a date
berlyman101
07/29/21 12:27:14 AM
#1
I really like this chick and I hope we meet again but she would do this thing where instead of laughing, she verbally exclaimed "tee hee!" at a high pitch. That could get annoying fast.

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TopicAre the spreadsheeters spreadsheeting me
berlyman101
07/28/21 10:56:41 PM
#12
Let me check my spreadsheeter spreadsheet.

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TopicA picture of the group chat about the "Cosby Room"
berlyman101
07/28/21 10:37:12 PM
#12
Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...

all that chad energy in one picture, so overwhelming

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TopicBob Odenkirk hospitalized after collapsing on set of Better Call Saul
berlyman101
07/28/21 7:19:24 PM
#48
sounds like he may have had a heart attack :'/

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TopicDo you think this SCOTUS will overturn Roe v. Wade?
berlyman101
07/28/21 2:40:46 PM
#9
I voted no but I would not be surprised at all if they did.

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TopicI'm getting a bunch of emails about a mistake I made two weeks ago
berlyman101
07/28/21 2:46:11 AM
#23
Turtlebread posted...
is your company really small

$300 a month mistake doesnt seem like sweating over

sort of, but we regularly discount more than that. in fact we're already comping four times that much from our reseller's mistake. it would take effect two years from now.

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TopicI'm getting a bunch of emails about a mistake I made two weeks ago
berlyman101
07/28/21 2:39:03 AM
#20
I'm so fucking neurotic. I might go do some midnight skating too get rid of this nervous energy.

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TopicAnyone try the mac n' cheese ice cream?
berlyman101
07/28/21 2:36:32 AM
#20
TopicI'm getting a bunch of emails about a mistake I made two weeks ago
berlyman101
07/28/21 2:31:27 AM
#19
it had nothing to do with my mistake. it's something completely different and I have no idea what they're talking about.

why the fuck are they emailing me about this after 9pm? I'm turning off notifications.

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TopicI'm getting a bunch of emails about a mistake I made two weeks ago
berlyman101
07/28/21 2:24:24 AM
#18
a completely clean wipe. no reprieve.

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TopicI'm getting a bunch of emails about a mistake I made two weeks ago
berlyman101
07/28/21 2:21:22 AM
#17
literal indigestion. still putting it off. gonna take a shit.

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TopicAre gamefaqs moderators allowed to date board users?
berlyman101
07/28/21 2:20:45 AM
#10
TopicI'm getting a bunch of emails about a mistake I made two weeks ago
berlyman101
07/28/21 2:00:49 AM
#15
shit this pasta is good... all right I'm looking in a few minutes

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TopicI'm getting a bunch of emails about a mistake I made two weeks ago
berlyman101
07/28/21 1:57:58 AM
#14
CADE FOSTER posted...
you cost the company 300 bones a month shocked you werent fired

I guess I could be

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TopicI'm getting a bunch of emails about a mistake I made two weeks ago
berlyman101
07/28/21 1:57:02 AM
#12
Smashingpmkns posted...
Damn what kind of product is it? If I were the higher ups I'd just tell the customer it was a mistake but the price is the price.

Software subscription

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Just say "I fucked up using the tools YOU PEOPLE gave me! Now who fucked up? Your friend to the fiery lawsuity end, berlyman101"

well... I'm not really good at this stuff and I'm literally putting together invoices with excel and word :(

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TopicI'm getting a bunch of emails about a mistake I made two weeks ago
berlyman101
07/28/21 1:52:23 AM
#9
CADE FOSTER posted...
bet you wont fuck up like that again

how much do you wanna bet?

I made pasta and meat sauce to calm down. I busted out the expensive jarred sauce, too.

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TopicI'm getting a bunch of emails about a mistake I made two weeks ago
berlyman101
07/28/21 1:51:44 AM
#8
Smashingpmkns posted...
What was the mistake?

someone told the customer they needed x when it was y so I had to manually create an invoice to fix it. I made a typo though and they told the customer it would be a $800 a month increase when it should have been around $1100. so now they're backed into a corner because the customer's pissed but we're already giving them a huge discount because of the other person's mistake so now the execs have to get involved (again after the earlier fiasco).

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TopicI'm getting a bunch of emails about a mistake I made two weeks ago
berlyman101
07/28/21 1:47:15 AM
#6
SuperShake666 posted...
Do you work at Blizzard?

no, I bet they're hiring though. could be the move

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TopicI'm getting a bunch of emails about a mistake I made two weeks ago
berlyman101
07/28/21 1:46:58 AM
#4
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Must of been a decent sized mistake.

literally a typo but someone looked at that line only and went to a customer with it

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TopicI'm getting a bunch of emails about a mistake I made two weeks ago
berlyman101
07/28/21 1:45:20 AM
#1
I'm cooking dinner so that I have something to eat when I look at these. But I feel nauseated just thinking about these. My whole day feels ruined.

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TopicBob Odenkirk hospitalized after collapsing on set of Better Call Saul
berlyman101
07/27/21 11:07:58 PM
#2
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