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AloneIBreak posted...

I took my dog with me a few times when I started couch to 5k and she never looked like she was remotely stressed by it, and shes just this dinky little 10 pound thing. Her energy outpaces mine several times over.

Yeah they can really make you feel pathetic. Lol. I remember doing the Terry fox run with my dog as a kid

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
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How the fuck do one wheel roller skates work?

That seems like it would take a lot of getting used to.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Dude dogs are nuts. They can go forever.

Running with a dog is hilarious. You'll be grinding it out and the dog never even looks like its trying.

My old lab would literally swim for hours and hours when she got the chance.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

All things must be in balance.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Hopefully they end up like Russell crowe in rompers stomper.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

I want your gun and your badge.

You have a gun and a badge.

I know. But I want yours.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

apolloooo posted...

Walter itching for some adventure? Did you train him in leash? I kinda want to train rivel to go on walks, but i am afraid she will escape

I planned on training him but it turned out I didn't need to. He just took to it naturally.

He even follows me off leash if were in a safe place for him. Took me forever to get comfortable with that but he never goes far. Sometimes I lose sight of him but he always stays close.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

I dont know what matt Damon's career earnings are and I assume that would have probly trippled them but also who care when you have that much money already.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Some of you nerds really need an imagination.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

scar the 1 posted...

Here's from a day when it was really hot everywhere a couple years ago:

Lol. Thats such a perfect embodiment of that heat wave.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

MabusIncarnate posted...

My cat is an asshole, she knows how to get me up. 4am and she wants wet food? She will bite the top of my foot when i'm asleep and it snaps me awake each time.

That's the worst.

Walter does the exact same thing. He knows feet and inner elbow are immediate response areas.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

How did you train him to stop that shit? My cat always tries to scratch the base boards around doorways. She'll especially do it if I close a door on her. She says "Oh yeah well how do you like this FUCK FACE!?" *scratch scratch scratch*

I just yell and be stern. He gets it and then finds other ways to fuck with me. I used to try spraying him with water cause he was such a total dick sometimes but he didn't care at all.

Eventually he learnt that coming over and biting me a bit got some play time and scratching shit just got me standing up and making noise he didn't care about.


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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Questionmarktarius posted...

It's theoretically possible to subsist entirely on Guinness.

Well now I feel like I should try and develop a taste for Guinness

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Goatsensation posted...

my cat just legit bit my hand and tried to drag it over to bed to get me to go to bed. This guy I tell you.

It took me like a year to train Walter to not scratch furniture or speakers for attention so he learned to bite my legs or the inside of my elbow instead and now that's the established compromise.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Questionmarktarius posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HkiMkGp_Jo

Beer caused civilization.
https://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/alcohol-s-neolithic-origins-brewing-up-a-civilization-a-668642.html

I've actually read that before.

Beer truly is just the peak of existence.

It also contains at least small amounts of all essential nutrients.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

https://youtu.be/ZEvQOPUHGH8

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

TreyFlowers posted...

I truly love beer

Right?

What a glorious invention

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Irony posted...

It's more than Idiocracy is and will probably happen before it does

Lol no.

Even if it did the really rich people wouldn't be touched.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Naysaspace posted...

how is it still light out where you are, cc?

Its not that pic is 2 years old.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

How does that become this? Lol.



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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Goddamn this motherfucker was cute.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Xethuminra posted...

Life is Strange was top class

Not sure how the milking of the property missed the mark like that...

Yeah it really sucks. I've only played the first eps of the other games but they aren't even close to the same experience.

I basically just started tell me why but really all I want is a game that captures the atmosphere of life is strange and this isn't it either.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

I'm drunk af listening to old school thrash metal and playing tell me why cause it's the only dontnod game on gamepass.

Its no life is strange but its pretty compelling.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

I fucking hate feet so much.

I've given some foot massages but I don't think they were ever appreciated as much as they shoulda been given how much I just don't like feet.

Nit that I'm into pits, just something about feet really doesn't do it for me.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Best armpits? What does a great armpit look like?

A wizards sleeve.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

https://youtu.be/614OdhFLUUU

Fuck this was such a good album.

For along time it was a one off and they just disappeared but this is like reign in blood level thrash metal. I'm not sure if them making music again after ages was even a plus, having that as your single and defining album is pretty fucking amazing.


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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Probly get my ass kicked by my cat.

Or not. Hes p chill, he just doesn't like other male cats.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Questionmarktarius posted...

and Cobra Kai

Damn its the most badass piss water beer ever.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Questionmarktarius posted...

...and I'm pretty lit on Coors - fucking coors.

The official beer of Pantera. Lol.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Imma make a life is strange kinda game but for weird cat owners.

"You failed at getting a pic of sleeping cat."

Now gfaqs has decided the pic should he upside down.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

So it looks like there's a dildo that orders you a pizza once you're all finished up...

https://thenextweb.com/news/dildo-dominos-pizza-order

I.... guess that's progress?

Pizza guy porn has taken a hit with this technology.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Get my good side...



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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Smackems posted...

I want a jetpack. I still need to get to Canada and pet a moose

I want one of those magical electric surfboard things I always forget the name of.

You blast along like 4 feet above the water doing like 25mph. They seem awesome.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

R_Jackal posted...

People do not generally leave their doors open even in extremely safe areas. Closest you get is leaving a storm door closed with a window open during waking hours or while busy, and even that is rare.

Unlocked, maybe, but not open.

Meh. I do.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

SiO4 posted...

It might be odd but not the end of the world.
And anyway, no one would know that door was open unless they were standing right there. You can't see that door from the road.

That sounds like an awesome boat!!!

It was so cool. I was a baby when my poppa got it and it was just a mess and has a vw beetle motor somehow fitted in and was just kind of a Frankenstein of an old wood boat.

My poppa got it all fixed up and had it all redone top to bottom with a new engine and everything and it was beautiful. She was slow but she was pretty.

Poor thing has been rotting in my dads driveway for 20 years or more now.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

When I was 19/20 I lived in a carriage house behind my grandparents place and I was growing weed in the closet (my granny found out and didn't even care but she made it sound like she was all pissed for a while before letting me off the hook.... she was cool af) and the carport was built off my place and my poppas boat had been sitting there for a few years not moving since he passed away.

So I come home one day to a note from constable wrigglesworth (actual name) asking the occupant to call him. So I did, but even though I knew that wasn't how they handled a drug bust I was fucking terrified.

Turned out he wanted to buy my poppas early 40s wood boat the guppy.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Respect women

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

IfGodCouldDie posted...

Sounds just as Russian as it does Canadian to be honest.

Good point.

But also something something heartless Russians.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

IfGodCouldDie posted...

Alright because I was like, uhhh, he's Russian

Yeah but he was drunk, shirtless, and didn't gaf.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

IfGodCouldDie posted...

Not sure if Don Cherry spoof

It definitely was

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

We are above the law. Like desperados and raccoons.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

What part of that is the prank?

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

You gotta roll the dice on gfaqs sometimes.



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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Ahhh. Jenkem. Say no more. >_>

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Smackems posted...

I had to be real careful bout how much I smoked or I would just be a statue. I usually just didn't smoke when I drank

These days I usually smoke when I ride or swim or hike and it keeps me going, sometimes like today I just say fuck it and play video games and fight my cat and get baked thougg.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Brand new appreciation for Nikita Kucherov.... Perfect interview. #1 bullshit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGo5XxVbQ_I

That's awesome. Good tough Canadian kid.

Unfortunate it was bud light but oh well.

Wait he got a bit dickish. Snorted a few lines too many before that interview.

Edited for proper timeline of watching.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Venger2112 posted...

weed and alcohol pair quite well my friend

I concur.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.