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You know I really believed this wasn't gonna be an easy series for Tampa.

Fuck Tampa.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
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Tom Brady eats meat.

Meat confirmed to allow athletes to win championships unto their 40s.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
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Most of the stations here switched from top 40 pop to 80s rock and pop rock in the last year.

Doesn't seem dead to me.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
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spikethedevil posted...

Is that a bubble hes trying to lick?

Its a slurpee cup lid. He has all the toys and suddenly this is his absolute favorite thing. He's been carrying it around and when he bites it it flips back and hits his ears and I guess thats pretty fun.

Hes been playing fetch with it too which is nice cause he hasn't been doing that in a while.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Montreal has produced some amazing fucking bands. So has van for that matter.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
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I am not sure that the facts presented here are entirely accurate.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
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mobilebloechel posted...

That's a fuckin' pimpmobile

I did out the dash and roof with red funny fur too. I wanted like yellow or green but red was crazy cheap. Scissors a glue gun and like 40 bucks of red funny fur and it was pretty great imo.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Ohtani is so incredible

https://youtu.be/RMUp1ahmrqk

Wow. Those stats are absurd. I mean I knew the basics but that drives it home more.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

A million toys a million cat trees and what makes Walter happy again? A lid from a slurpee.



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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Smackems posted...

I'm rocking a 05 Corolla with 200000 miles and it JUST KEEPS GOING

Oh wow. My sunfire only has 200k km which is like... a lot less than 200k miles. I bet I get another 100k out of her easy though.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

https://youtu.be/e5dP31gYCrw


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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Yea i djdnt ever hear details but I know it was an od so that sounds right.

Duct tape rose was awesome.

https://youtu.be/KjydVpxusaM

Also the liquor and whores cover was so good.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Smackems posted...

Ay I'm all bout that trunk lyfe

Its insane to me I've had like ten cars or trucks from 16 to 28 and yet I've been rocking this 2005 sunfire since 2011. Lol.

Thing won't die and has cost me nothing and it offroads pretty okay if you're careful. 10 years for 500 bucks and routine maintenance is a steal.

You can't sleep in the trunk though. Another reason being 4 feet tall would be great.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

a-c-a-b posted...

I didn't really know him but I knew a girl who dated him up until he died.

She used to date a good buddy of mine before.

I actually remember you saying that before. Sucks he died he was amazing.

You could see it coming a mile away though. There's a Freebird cover where I'm amazed he actually plays and sings cause he looks like he's absolutely gone.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Smackems posted...

I'd smoke weed in that

In a place where it's legal of course

We'd go camping in hs and I would never fick with a tent cause I could just sleep in my trunk with a tarp and the trunk half shut and it had room for two plus the one wheel well was perfect with a single pillow.

Also my friends were dicks so I got locked in the trunk a couple times.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Chad Fontaine made a documentary before he died and it was about residential schools. I haven't been able to find where to watch it.

https://youtu.be/Stf7bFlFqQs

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
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EyeWontBeFooled posted...

There should be a Native Canadian punk band. Call it Reservations.

There's a bunch man.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

I just found some pics of ugly green 79 ltds online and I have nostalgia for that old beast. This was my first car.



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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

This is identical to my first car.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Xethuminra posted...

Whats that?

Mini-cooper?

Austin something but not a cooper

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Smackems posted...

I would post a pic of Pako if she'd come out. But it'd probably look like every other pic of Pako I've posted lol

I feel like at best Walters pics have maybe 3 or 4 categories. Hes either happy, derpy, angry, or sleepy. Which is all cats I guess.

I swore i had a pic of some raccoons climbing brick siding but I can't find it. Here's this instead. Imma get it tattooed on my face.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

E_S_M_Z posted...

Yeaaaah, baby! Remember these sexy beasts!?



Wait, neither of those are even sedans. Fail

According to Google my 79 monte was a sedan and it had a 383 and was awesome as fuck. It wasn't stock but they were decent looking and almost 80s.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

*Walter will remember this action*

If this was life is strange you and Walter would be buds now.


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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Smackems posted...

Shit is cheaper tho

So whatever. I love em. Fuck em.

No arguments here.

No frills is actually just as cheap I've been going there way more lately especially since I dont have to go north and I can still just shop in tiny town canada.

That said their meat selection and breads are like really not good.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Cat is very angry and fuck you and you in that scenario is me.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Smackems posted...

Walmart is really pushing these sleepy seltzers with L-theaninalinanine in them. They have a ton of stock of that horse shit that no one has touched, and once again I bought the last three 8 packs of caffeinated seltzer. No new stock of that

Also for YEARS they have had Elder Scrolls Online on the clearance rack, but when I ACTUALLY WANT IT of course it's gone

ALSO. For years I have gone in looking for 30 lb dumbbells just for them to not have them. But the fucking one time I go in there not looking for them they fucking have a million

PS ALSO. They had 5 registers open today with nobody fucking checking out at them. But when there's 20 customers looking to check out at the same time they only have 2 open

I fucking LOVE Walmart

Walmart always wins. And by wins I mean you leave feeling worse about life in general than when you went in.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Flamer_Blue posted...

No deal.
I want my beer.

That was my first reaction but give me the money up front on the condition I lose everything should I fuck up.

Love beer. Love tea. But I would have my own house paid outright, 250k in dividend stocks, a skatepark in the yard, a mid 70s land cruiser or mid 60s bronco and a 49 Merc and id still be by the beach here with like 100k leftover with which I could build a big garage and buy all the tools I need to work for myself from now on.

Thats a no brainer.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

NoxObscuras posted...

It's the same here. Sedan is 4 door. Coupe is 2 door

Thanks. Thats what I thought. Google says it's about length as opposed to doors which is news to me.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Xethuminra posted...

Datsun 340z

Or the Mustang Shelby GT

Sedan refers to a four door unless im just mistaking regional shit for actual definition.

Nevermind i just googled it and its about size not doors. I feel like those still wouldn't typically be seen as sedans.

The buick grand national was a kickass 80s sedan though.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

If you said 30s through 70s I could get behind it. 70s got worse and 80s very few were actually good.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Holy shit I dont pay a lot of attention to baseball but showtime is fucking insane.

A pitcher. And dh. Leading the league in runs. Fuckin what.

And he's getting paid 3 million a year. I hope his deal doesn't last too long. Trout is over there injured half the fucking time making that everytime he wakes up.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

ToadallyAwesome posted...

Can I flavor the water? Thats a big deal. Not trying to recreate a soda or anything but like adding in some Mio to make some fruit punch or something

If you can flavourl the water that means I can have tea and that makes this even more easy.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Giant_Aspirin posted...

deal. i'd miss the coffee for sure, but i'd just take caffeine pills to get my fix.

you can also boof it

I've had enough colonoscopies to be certain I dont like things in my ass. Lol.

I drink too much but I dont need it that bad.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Smackems posted...

That heaven song can get you laid

Oh yeah I could see that on a certain kinda playlist for sure.

YugiNoob posted...

That is the smuggest looking creature Ive seen in my entire life.

Hes so grumpy from the heat and not getting out lately that he's just been such a superior little dick. If he pays attention to me its to give me a dirty look or do a quick stealth bite.

I love him.

Hes a huge suck normally.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Smackems posted...

Summer of 69? The title sounds early

Fuck yeah that's easily his best song. That was the song that made Bryan Adam's career.

It was his first hit and so much better than anything else.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Smackems posted...

If I listen to Bryan Adams does that count

I mean... if its early Bryan adams and not spice girl collab Bryan Adam's I guess that's worth half points at least.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Apparently you can use a pump to pressurize liquor and "vape" it... so worse comes to worse I can still get drunk.

Easy deal.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Excuse me good sir but im busy being regal as fuck at the moment and do jit have time to suffer your attempts at a daguerreotype



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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Giant_Aspirin posted...

38 and i have a full head of super thick hair and i love it

Are you personally attacking me?

I'm so glad I started shaving my head way before I knew I was going bald. I only ever liked my long curly ass mess off hair or no hair.

If I had to go to no hair by force rather than choice it might hurt. Lol.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

mech dragon posted...

pls calm down

I'm calm buds.

Also like shouldn't people be angry?

I'm a white dude but I've got native friends. There's people angry that there's contrition being shown... Id say those people deserve scorn.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
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Njolk posted...

But now the politics people will shame you for not playing their jingoistic games

That's talking politics bro. Here's a racoon someone left an ice bath out for during the heat wave.




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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
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Disagree. Also why canada day exclusively?

That said we need to do way the fick better and work way the fuck harder and truly fucking own up to the horrible shit we did to natives.

Also flags here are all at half mast and some people are pissed about that and those people all need to fuck right off. Thats maga level alt right racist shit.

The flag one hundred percent shouldn't be flying high and proud right now. The very fucking least we can do is that

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
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Opisseus posted...

I stopped pressing, and I said exactly why. And I figured you were defensive because you felt I was pressing you or that I was coming off entitled to know your reasoning

I'm not trying to make anyone feel bad. And I get what I'm saying is unpopular and will be for some time

No you continue to act like anyone who isn't sure or would appreciate knowing ahead of time is somehow wrong minded.

I think that's ridiculous tbh.

If someone comes in here and says "I'm not gay" or "fuck no never ewww" by all means thats fucked up and transphobic and id be the first to say fuck those people.

But everyone gets to choose who they fuck and who they date and their reasons for it, whatever they are, really don't concern anyone else.


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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Smackems posted...

There's another, more fun topic we could be shooting the shit in

You make a good point.

It wasn't on the first page and had no new posts so I ended up here. Lol.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Smackems posted...

I love this topic now

I dunno why I'm even here. Lol.

Probly the rum.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

You're pressing for no reason and being oddly insistent and demanding and calling everyone defensive. Why?

I gave you my answer. I dunno and I just would. How is that devaluing trans women or making them lesser or being transphobic?

There's at least a billion women on this planet I wouldn't bang for one reason or another and that doesn't mean I have any negative feelings towards them. Thats a weird leap in logic.

Also, again, I have no idea if I'd be comfortable being in a sexual relationship with someone who is trans. I just don't know, and to this point it's totally irrelevant to me or anyone else cause its never come up.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.