Lurker > Gakk86

Hell no. It looks unstable as fuck, made worse by the face you're steering from a position far in front of the wheels doing the steering. I drive hilly/mountainous backroads in the winter, I'd be better off just getting it over with and rolling piece of shit down into a ravine without me in it.

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Yes! Gooooooo Habs! Do this for us!

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Damn it, Habs, you ruined the fun.

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LOL Campbell is taking cues from Tristan Jarry and just took a nap on the ice.

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Galchenyuk is so bad

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Crosby and Guentzel deserve a fair share of their blame, both were completely nullified in the series and were non factors. For Crosby this gives rise to legitimate questions as to his stature as a top guy in the NHL.

Jarry deserves all the blame you give him, though. He choked and choked hard and should get fucking dumped for it. This isn't Flower sucking against the Flyers when he has a Stanley Cup winning save on his resume. This isn't Murray sucking dick against the Habs after a magnificent Cup Finals against the Preds to win a Cup. This is a guy getting his shot and failing as hard as possible. Fuck off forever, Jarry. Even that is too good for you.

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I joined a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago to talk about Final Fantasy Tactics. This isn't even my first account, I was here around 1998 to talk about SCCCs and Double Dares. Monja and Time Summoner >>>>>>>

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Infinite 2003 posted...

These new saviour Pens goalies never work out long term do they?

I remember when Pens fans were riding Jarrys nuts so hard

Pens don't even need a saviour goalie. They just need a guy to not get massively outplayed by his opposite in a majority of games in a series.

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Bio1590 posted...

Goon Crosby is back

First thing he's done all series, sadly.

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He needed to be pulled 2 goals ago. He's completely done. A fucking parking cone is a bigger threat to stop a puck.

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Welp, this is getting bad. Jarry just needs to leave, it's not really his fault but I wouldn't trust him to stop a fucking beach ball at this point.

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ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

Future Kraken makin' em' proud.

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Error1355 posted...

Really wanna go with 2 NHL games in the last two years Maxime Lagace? <_<

Hell no. But when the alternative is Jarry at his absolute worst being a complete liability, anything is better. Get somebody from the crowd if you must. What's JCVD doing?

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Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...

Oh no, what did he do now?

Decided not to catch a floater from the half wall and instead room serviced an open net rebound to Kyle Palmieri. No screen, no excuses, just him being asleep in the net like he's been most games this series.

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Get Jarry the fuck out of this game, NOW

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Suck it, Mayfield. Stick to throwing punches at guys wrapped up by linesmen, you cowardly piece of shit.

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Jarry fucking sucks and has pretty much singlehandedly given this series to the Islanders.

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Leddy on the ice for 1:40 is dying. Letang on the ice for 2:40 makes a move with the puck and outskates a dude to get it out. Fucking love Tanger.

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His topic may be gone, but he chugs on

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Jarry has been a complete liability this series. Fucker fell asleep back there and basically held up a sign advertising the short side. Beauvillier probably couldn't have even cut back across the front even if there weren't 2 backcheckers waiting for it. Jarry just fucking blew it.

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CanuckCowboy posted...

What. A. Save.

Ooh, the gif is up. Paddle save and a beauty.

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Pens are owning this period, sure would be nice to get a second goal to show for it...

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Peeps are only good if they're stale. Once they harden up a bit they're wonderful.

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No goalie in history could consistently stop Geno stepping to the dot with time to shoot on the PP, though.

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Medussa posted...

Sorokin is just going to steal this series, isn't he?

It's looking like it. Pens just need to keep peppering him, that's all they can do.

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Davey Richards

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The Oilers are so bad

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Nah, they just needed a way to end it before Kevin Nash ruptured a quad.

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Wait, Dave Mirra is dead? WTF?

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LOL no goal on that. Does anybody but Boston get that call? Nope

Pens are going to beat the Islanders. Crosby and Malkin can't fail all series (please?)

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Error1355 posted...

Are the Pirates still total shit and not worth my time even googling to see if they are good?

They're better than expected, and still pretty bad. They're at least tanking for real, though, instead of desperately trying to be mediocre every year. There's a decent chance they are actually good in 2-3 years.

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ShineboxPhil posted...

so long caps

Yeah, which sucks. In everything, fuck Boston

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It's so weird switching between Canadian games in empty arenas with obviously fake crowd noise and American games with people going nuts.

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Firing pistols feels like shit. Granted my right elbow and forearm are a mess so it physically hurts me to fire more than a few shots, but rifles (and shotguns) are so much more easier to hold, aim, and fire.

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Flauros posted...

pretty cool its getting an HD remaster pretty soon

I did not know that! Thanks for the heads up. Hopefully they make the game a lot harder and the process of making great weapons significantly less obtuse.

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I remember having fun with it playing with my cousin back in the Snes days, but I went back years ago and never got very far just because it wasn't that great. Things have come a long way since then.

Legend of Mana is where it's at. It's still beautiful, fun, and a blast to play with friends. Still too easy, though.

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The Pens fucked up a lot by getting shook by the Islanders gooning and were lucky to win. Still, megafuck those officials for giving the Pens an extra penalty when the Isles started shit and Matt Martin was running around mugging guys after the whistle every fucking game with no repercussions. That was deplorable, inconsistent bullshit that massively affected the game.

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Buzzsaw is running wild

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That was goaltender interference but I wouldn't trust this officiating crew to boil water on the surface of the sun so you can't challenge it at the risk of a penalty

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Live by the ref, die by the ref. Fuck off, Isles.

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They give the Islanders a PP out of that? What a fucking joke.

Eat a fucking dick and die, refs. That's fucking bullshit

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Fuck yes Jeff Carter. It took him a few games to get acclimated, but he's been killing it for weeks. The Isles have done brilliantly against the Crosby and Malkin lines but depth is a hell of a drug.

Now Zucker finally shows up! WOOOOOO

Also I just looked up that Tavares situation, that looked grim when he was on the ice with the trainer. I hope he's ok.

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Error1355 posted...

glad to be watching the local pens broadcast then

The islanders cameraguy seems shit at his job. So fucking jerky.

Can't find a good stream for anything but the national and Islanders feeds :(

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I think the sound guy for the NBCSN broadcast of Pens Isles is high on something. Everytime there's a collision behind either net the sound peaks like crazy and sounds like a PC crashing under the weight of too many Fallout 4 mods.

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I think it's probably super tedious. Like, you look at it and fap but somebody spent a couple of hours painstakingly drawing those tentacles.

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Both of these teams are plodding and kinda garbage.

At least the Caps give us something to laugh at. Marchand gets 2 for being a piece of shit and it costs his team.

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Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning. It has a remaster for the ps4/xbone generation that retains all the jank because why fix bugs on a remaster? Seriously, though, it's one of those underappreciated gems that is a goddamned blast to play.

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Since when was Fallout 3 bad? It's a great fucking game, just a shit Fallout game. It's still one of the best games for just setting off in a random direction and seeing what happens.

EDIT: As long as that direction isn't toward the fucking subway tunnels.

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I see a boob in the storm. Mods, lock this topic!

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