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TopicTikTok video captures a spoiled cat relaxing in the spa
Returning_CEmen
03/01/21 11:28:40 PM
#4
Thats freaking hilarious. That cat is loving it
TopicPost a "two sentence horror story"
Returning_CEmen
03/01/21 11:17:00 PM
#40
Middle hope posted...
Your daughter is in bed and tells you there is a monster in her closet.

You open the closet to see her in there terrified, crying and pointing at the bed.
This one was good
TopicMitt Romney fell down, had to go to the hospital
Returning_CEmen
03/01/21 8:59:23 PM
#17
tote_all posted...
do we like this one?
moreso than others
TopicReminder that Professor Oak had sex
Returning_CEmen
03/01/21 7:13:27 PM
#31
A lot of them are orphans because of the Great War LT Surge spoke of.
TopicI haven't had sex with my wife in 2 years. AMA
Returning_CEmen
03/01/21 4:19:29 PM
#4
Did you have sex?
TopicRIP left leg and hip
Returning_CEmen
03/01/21 4:11:36 PM
#135

That order does sound bomb tho
TopicNetflix's Ginny & Georgia has made an enemy of Taylor Swift
Returning_CEmen
03/01/21 2:17:46 PM
#32
@Tyranthraxus posted...
She didn't really date that many people. She had a few high profile relationships that were extremely short & most of her songs likely did not reference a unique boyfriend every single time.

Amy Lee for example wrote two songs about the same breakup.
what songs?
TopicNetflix's Ginny & Georgia has made an enemy of Taylor Swift
Returning_CEmen
03/01/21 1:01:30 PM
#4
Damn T Swift went in hard with no curtesy spit.
TopicWhat are some retailers that won't be around in 10 years?
Returning_CEmen
03/01/21 12:08:19 PM
#41
Those hero wages might sink a market chain
TopicWtf the new Doritos 3Ds are just bugles with Fritos flavoring
Returning_CEmen
03/01/21 11:11:00 AM
#6
Doritos 3D looks great
TopicWYR: Live one life that lasts 1000yrs, or live 10 lives that last 100yrs each?
Returning_CEmen
03/01/21 11:05:43 AM
#9
Eyeratosthenes posted...
Live 1000 years. I can't notice any benefits to the latter beyond some nebulous "variety" quality

Living a thousand years as the same guy would make me the most OP thing ever. My wikipedia page would be tremendous
Imagine being 1000 years old tho, youd spend 900 of those years in bed.
TopicSex expert claims men can have sex with each other without being gay
Returning_CEmen
03/01/21 11:02:48 AM
#50
Label it however you want
TopicDrag Me To Hell vs Evil Dead
Returning_CEmen
03/01/21 10:49:36 AM
#4
Evil Dead legitimately creeped me out. I kept imagining the demon girl was gonna get me at night after watching it
TopicCuomo called creep following vid of him pressuring reporter to eat whole sausage
Returning_CEmen
03/01/21 10:46:53 AM
#8
I think he was just busting her balls for interrupting his meal with his daughter and colleagues. It doesnt help that the reporter is keeping it going too, but yeah lets demonize Cuomo.
TopicThis baby dog REFUSES to be kissed, so don't even try it!
Returning_CEmen
03/01/21 10:39:05 AM
#6
Imagine letting those dirty paws touch your face repeatedly.

I will never understand people who think this is okay
Topic$10k or you get to have sex with AT&T lady 3 times >_>
Returning_CEmen
03/01/21 10:30:47 AM
#39
The choice is obvious for me
TopicWandaVision Episode 8 Topic *SPOILERS*
Returning_CEmen
03/01/21 2:55:44 AM
#130
Its possible that Wanda materialized Vision in the Hex by transporting him there. Thats the only way it makes sense that Sword can still track him. The clone vison is probably a discount version since Vibranium is expensive, but they know how to rebuild him otherwise.

I dont think the kids are real.
TopicWhat are some retailers that won't be around in 10 years?
Returning_CEmen
03/01/21 2:49:51 AM
#12
Maybe K Mart will finally close shop.1
TopicDefund gamefaqs forever SBAllen.
Returning_CEmen
03/01/21 2:48:46 AM
#5
Lets be real if gamefaqs goes we would all fine somewhere else to post. Closing gamefaqs wont magically fix everything
TopicCourt rules that ex husband must pay ex wife for housework she did while married
Returning_CEmen
03/01/21 12:35:05 AM
#15
This is wild.

on the flip side she is making serf wages
TopicThis is my chair:
Returning_CEmen
03/01/21 12:04:00 AM
#8
Mine is all torn up too
TopicDo you like marshmallows in ice cream?
Returning_CEmen
03/01/21 12:02:23 AM
#6
Yes, rocky road
TopicIt would take you over 300 years to pump more gas than me
Returning_CEmen
02/28/21 10:58:29 PM
#12
Why did you stay at that shitty job for 5 years. All those gas fumes couldnt have been good for your health
TopicFound a girl with the perfect feet. If I have her toeprints, can I clone them?
Returning_CEmen
02/28/21 10:57:03 PM
#3
She does have nice feel.
Nice and shapely, her toes have a little meat to them but arent chubby. Great shape to her toenails too. Good find my dude
TopicWhats the fastest way to gain 20 lbs?
Returning_CEmen
02/28/21 10:54:29 PM
#47
Work out and eat. I could never gain weight and I started working out really hard and my appetite has increased a ton. I also try to overeat and Ive gained about 15lbs of mostly muscle.

it might also be my metabolism finally slowing down since I am 32 now, but I can still lose weight easily if I stop overeating
TopicShould I buy a Riley Reid QuickShot?
Returning_CEmen
02/28/21 10:52:37 PM
#5
The Turbo Thrust intrigues me.
Ive read reviews saying the quickshot was so small and not worth it.
TopicYou look out your window and see DIS heading straight towards you
Returning_CEmen
02/28/21 9:05:22 PM
#3
Seems fairly harmless. Id be more afraid of Black Eyed Children
TopicYou're having a birthday, what sort of cake would you want?
Returning_CEmen
02/28/21 6:32:41 PM
#11
Vanilla cake with chocolate frosting
TopicWould you ever get a convertible?
Returning_CEmen
02/28/21 6:32:14 PM
#19
No, we had a convertible in the family but no one drove it. We eventually got rid of it.
I dont care for sunroofs or moon roofs either
TopicDid you grow up with Star Wars, CE?
Returning_CEmen
02/28/21 6:29:59 PM
#12
Yes, I remember my dad was excited to show the the OT and I was into it and bought a bunch of the action figures at Toys R US after that. He didnt seem to into the later movies. I was like 6 or 7. Slave Leia turned me on so much
TopicUber eats just told me my driver is "dodging" raindrops.
Returning_CEmen
02/28/21 6:27:49 PM
#7
Lmao this is why I dont order delivery. Screw that
Topica $1000 bonus last year might screw up a friend's hospital financial assistance
Returning_CEmen
02/28/21 6:26:53 PM
#2
Im going to guess he didnt invest that bonus wisely?

Either way stuff like that where you just miss the mark is honestly the worst.
Topic17 y/o is SENT HOME cause her OUTFIT made a Female Teacher VERY UNCOMFORTABLE!!
Returning_CEmen
02/28/21 6:15:32 PM
#15
Teacher probably reaching for reasons to have a parent teacher conference. He is handsome
TopicDescribe your sex life with a Michael Jackson song.
Returning_CEmen
02/28/21 1:06:37 PM
#12
Love is here and now youre gone.
TopicThe perfect female but all of her friends are male and like to sleep in her bed
Returning_CEmen
02/28/21 1:03:20 PM
#5
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
That is a fucking hell no, she is almost certainly banging those guys if they sleep in her bed.
What if they arent hetero
TopicIs it myth that paying off your credit cards hurts your credit sorce?
Returning_CEmen
02/28/21 11:33:01 AM
#10
I use my card for everything. I pay off the balance regardless of how much it is every Wednesday. Ive seen my credit score go from 760 to 814 over the years doing this. Now it fluctuates from 803 to 814 not sure why
TopicWhen I was in HS my Mom caught me in bed with my gf and yelled at me lol.
Returning_CEmen
02/28/21 1:28:51 AM
#10
Did you have sex with her that day?
TopicWhat's the plural of McGriddles?
Returning_CEmen
02/27/21 10:36:02 PM
#10
McGriddles since singular is McGriddle
TopicMy crush is pregnant
Returning_CEmen
02/27/21 10:35:17 PM
#5
Sexypwnstar posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79317596/951091304
People can have multiple crushes.
TopicKimberly Guilfoyle still has the moves.
Returning_CEmen
02/27/21 10:30:05 PM
#7
Does she do this to turn Don Jr on?
it seems to be working on CE
TopicHow many sneezes before you stop saying bless you?
Returning_CEmen
02/27/21 4:00:10 PM
#17
sometimes Ill say it twice but most of the time I stop saying it after the 1st one
TopicMy fiance's boss asked her for a threesome with me.
Returning_CEmen
02/27/21 2:24:34 PM
#70
RadiantJoyrock posted...
Just a manager.
Okay then report him for HR. Does she have physical evidence of was it just verbal communication
TopicBehind her eyes on Netflix (SPOILIES)
Returning_CEmen
02/27/21 1:59:01 PM
#4
what Is it about? Ive been looking for a new show to watch
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