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TopicI heard Eternals suck... Is it still worth a watch?
IdiotMachine
01/28/22 9:27:32 PM
#14
JuanCarlos1 posted...
So it didnt suck like you heard
True. But it was meh. I'd rate it as 5.5/10.

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TopicI heard Eternals suck... Is it still worth a watch?
IdiotMachine
01/28/22 9:25:22 PM
#12
It was nothing like Dune. It was very meh.

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TopicI heard Eternals suck... Is it still worth a watch?
IdiotMachine
01/28/22 6:35:03 PM
#11
Watching it now. Holy shit Rob Stark and Jon Snow is in this!

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TopicI heard Eternals suck... Is it still worth a watch?
IdiotMachine
01/28/22 5:22:53 PM
#8
Got it. So it's like Dune then, where everything felt rushed and I didn't really care about it's characters, but visually movie was freaking amazing.

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TopicI heard Eternals suck... Is it still worth a watch?
IdiotMachine
01/28/22 5:15:03 PM
#1
Or just skip it, like The Incredible Hulk?

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TopicTo COVID Deniers: No Beds Means No Fricking Beds
IdiotMachine
01/28/22 11:05:25 AM
#39
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Wouldn't medical ethics say to save the one you can and let go of the one you cannot? Isn't this triage?

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TopicTo COVID Deniers: No Beds Means No Fricking Beds
IdiotMachine
01/28/22 10:49:49 AM
#37
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Why not? If the COVID victim is at a stage where they're to die and the care they're receiving is to just ease their suffering, it's better to kick them out for a stroke victim who has a chance to survive.

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TopicTo COVID Deniers: No Beds Means No Fricking Beds
IdiotMachine
01/28/22 10:27:09 AM
#30
Stupid question: If a stroke victim comes in, can't they just kick a covid patient out to tend to the stroke victim?

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TopicAm I just out of touch? Sexual assault in VR.
IdiotMachine
01/24/22 8:30:18 PM
#29
Sorry I got assault and harassment mixed up, I was focused on this viral post that made me start reading into this some more:
https://v.redd.it/t9mhtrhohnd81

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TopicAm I just out of touch? Sexual assault in VR.
IdiotMachine
01/24/22 7:53:35 PM
#4
Doesn't this just trivialize the fuck out of real sexual assault?

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TopicAm I just out of touch? Sexual assault in VR.
IdiotMachine
01/24/22 7:51:35 PM
#1
People complaining that people are touching others inappropriately in VR, and that VR assault is akin to real sexual assault:
https://www.technologyreview.com/2021/12/16/1042516/the-metaverse-has-a-groping-problem/

And how there's a safe zone now that will prevent virtual avatars from getting close to you if you feel threatened.

........am I just really out of touch thinking this is ridiculous?

Is this an inadvertent "inb4b7"...?

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TopicA genuine question about unprotected sex
IdiotMachine
01/23/22 5:47:50 PM
#2
haloiscoolisbak posted...
Or is the simple answer you just get better at pulling out?
^ That. For example, it's amazing when the girl finishes you off.

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TopicWhy is it tacky to gift cash but a gift card is okay?
IdiotMachine
01/23/22 8:51:27 AM
#1
I'd rather get cash than a gift card.

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TopicWow @ Amazon's new Smart Soap dispenser.
IdiotMachine
01/22/22 1:20:20 PM
#1
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08GWRT223/

Do we seriously need a freakin' soap dispenser that's connected to WiFi and will wotk with Alexa? Seriously.

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TopicWhy are daycare prices not publicized?
IdiotMachine
01/21/22 9:55:42 PM
#2
Is this not a universal experience? Am I doing something wrong?

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TopicWhy are daycare prices not publicized?
IdiotMachine
01/21/22 8:08:19 PM
#1
Finding the price they charge for daycare is so fucking annoying. You have to set up a call, they make you come and tour the facility in COVID times, and they sit you down then talk to you about the prices. They then talk about contracts and how it's cheaper if you sign for long term and shit.

It's like a fucking car salesman! I have to spend literally a few hours just to get a god damn price out of them. Why can't they just tell me on their site or over the phone?

/Rant

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TopicCoworker calling me a pussy for wanting 1 month off after childbirth.
IdiotMachine
01/17/22 8:04:31 PM
#59
By the way, for my wife's company, they're giving her, at 100% pay:
  • 2 weeks of administrative time off prior to short term disability kicking in
  • 6 weeks of short term disability (for natural non-complicated birth)
  • 4 weeks of parental leave to be used whenever within first year of birth
So she gets 12 weeks off. /jealous

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TopicCoworker calling me a pussy for wanting 1 month off after childbirth.
IdiotMachine
01/17/22 6:41:12 PM
#37
So to mass answer some questions:
  • He's a lead engineer in my work unit, so I don't really want to piss him off nor go against him too much, hence why I didn't want to really go to HR.
  • I think he's in his late 50s; he has two children, and the younger one just graduated college last year.
  • I will absolutely take time off. I don't care what he says. My direct manager was open for me to take any time off as I need. He also had a child last year, so he's very open to me using as much time as I need.
  • lol @ "fight him".
  • I guess I'll just ignore him and stop trying to talk to him outside of work topics and see where we go from there.

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TopicCoworker calling me a pussy for wanting 1 month off after childbirth.
IdiotMachine
01/17/22 6:20:20 PM
#1
I'm a guy. We have parental leave policy at my workplace where both the mother and father can take 6 weeks off. You can take this time in one week chunks within 1 year of the child's birth.

So I wanted to take 4 weeks off, and save the other 2 weeks for whenever my child gets sick or whatever. I told my manager this, and he's fine with it. I told my coworkers, and this one coworker keeps calling me a pussy for wanting to take more than 2 weeks off... He's like back in his days, you wouldn't take a week or two off at most, that it's a woman's job to bond and be with the newborn.

Now, I've tried talking to him privately, and he just doubles down and calls me a guy with no balls for being offended. I don't really want to go to HR nor his manager, since except for this one instance, he's a pretty nice guy.

So... What are my options here?


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TopicWhat's the story behind Novak Djokovic?
IdiotMachine
01/16/22 11:04:28 AM
#6
AllHeDoesIsWin posted...
* Novak Djokovic is currently in a three way tie at 20 for most Grand Slam victories with Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal
* Djokovic pretty much always wins the Australian Open so he's gonna likely break the record at this upcoming tourney
* Djokovic is anti-vaxxer and isn't allowed into the country and gets held up at customs
* Australian Open really wants him in to break the record at their tourney and he's given an exemption to the rules
* Public outcry happens and they reverse the decision and forbid him from the country again
* He appeals and he's allowed in again
* Government says fuck that and he loses the appeal
* Rafael Nadal will now likely be the one to break the three way tie as he could win this Australian Open or the next Grand Slam which is Roland Garros where Nadal is God

More or less this is the breakdown without the finer details on certain things. I think.
Why not just go get the vaccine...

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TopicWhat's the story behind Novak Djokovic?
IdiotMachine
01/16/22 10:35:59 AM
#1
I'm out of the loop. This is a tennis player who did what, why do people care, and why is he getting deported? Can someone provide a TL;DR summary?

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TopicToilet Paper: Over or Under?
IdiotMachine
01/15/22 12:04:47 PM
#12
Paragon21XX posted...
Unless one has a cat that likes to spin the roll, overhanded is the only valid method.
That's exactly why I use under.

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TopicToilet Paper: Over or Under?
IdiotMachine
01/15/22 11:16:54 AM
#1
Topic.




https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/0/AAdbDbAACzxA.png

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TopicPolice officer chokes female police officer .
IdiotMachine
01/14/22 9:41:13 PM
#11
If a non-officer did this, that person would've been shot.

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TopicFedEx suck for anyone else, or just my area?
IdiotMachine
01/09/22 1:34:47 PM
#5
crazygamer21 posted...
Yeah FedEx is trash for me, and easily the worst delivery service. Lasership is pretty awful too but luckily I rarely ever see anyone use them.
I forgot about lasership. Do they still exist? Amazon used to use them but now they have their own delivery team.

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TopicFedEx suck for anyone else, or just my area?
IdiotMachine
01/09/22 1:27:28 PM
#1
USPS, UPS, and Amazon rarely misses a scheduled delivery date; but FedEx?! I don't think I've had a single FedEx delivery be on time in the past couple of years.

What the hell happened? FedEx used to be the gold standard.

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TopicBecause of my upbringing, I scoff at therapy.
IdiotMachine
01/08/22 10:50:03 PM
#1
Both mental and physical therapy, mind you. I grew up with a dad that basically taught "tough shit, nobody cares get over it"; even with physical injuries. I don't want to pass this type of bigotry to my kids... ironically, maybe I need therapy to get over this bigoted thinking.

/blogFAQs

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TopicYou gotta admit: "MAGA" is a great slogan.
IdiotMachine
01/08/22 7:07:47 PM
#15
BloodMoon7 posted...
It really isn't. It's just simple to say, makes sense as you wouldn't want to use big long words here.
That's literally what slogans are for brah. Be more edgy.

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TopicYou gotta admit: "MAGA" is a great slogan.
IdiotMachine
01/08/22 7:01:46 PM
#6
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I mean, if you don't see all the obvious redflags with thinking America was better in more racist times.

Ita great slogan for white guys. But it's like when you ask someone not white what time they'd travel to with a time machine

IShall_Run_Amok posted...
Fascist slogans, like fascism itself, are at their most effective when they appeal to the lowest common demoninator. Its a lot harder to come up with pleasing anti-fascist slogans because its harder to put complex problem solving into easily digestible soundbites.
Wat. It can be used for democrats too... Like return corporate taxes, return to high taxes for rich...


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TopicYou gotta admit: "MAGA" is a great slogan.
IdiotMachine
01/08/22 6:41:59 PM
#1
I literally had to Google Hillary's slogans, and they're all pretty shit:
Ready for change, ready to lead" Hillary Clinton campaign slogan, also "Big Challenges, Real Solutions: Time to Pick a President," "In to Win," "Working for Change, Working for You," and "The strength and experience to make change happen.

Same with Biden's "Build Back Better".

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TopicEver notice how much cats look like a catfish?
IdiotMachine
01/08/22 1:04:30 PM
#4
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Yea that makes perfect sense. Catfish but not a fish, so cat.

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TopicEver notice how much cats look like a catfish?
IdiotMachine
01/08/22 1:00:36 PM
#1
Cats have whiskers just like a catfish. But unlike a catfish, cats are not a dish, but rather a small, typically furry, mammal.

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TopicYoutube child predator catcher got pred's ass beaten.
IdiotMachine
01/07/22 12:22:25 PM
#39
Video unavailable

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TopicOrange juice - pulp or no pulp?
IdiotMachine
01/07/22 11:51:46 AM
#3
Low/medium pulp for me; it tricks me into thinking OJ is a healthy thing to drink (it's not healthy at all).

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TopicCops took 4 hours to respond to 4 year old girl being shot
IdiotMachine
01/07/22 10:42:14 AM
#18
eston posted...
I understand them not liking the police but their lack of cooperation seems to be the biggest factor in why this wasn't handled in a reasonable amount of time
^ that. Responsibility goes both ways. Officers did their duty; parents did not. Dispatch fucked up the 2nd time though (coded it wrong).

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TopicCops took 4 hours to respond to 4 year old girl being shot
IdiotMachine
01/07/22 10:41:10 AM
#17
Fam_Fam posted...
there's a few things that could be considered:

1.) get the apartment number
2.) code the call correctly
3.) resolve the situation before leaving/wait for additional information before leaving
4.) enact policies that would lead to fewer COVID cases

pick at least one
1) How? If phone number wasn't left and the system didn't catch the number, dispatch wouldn't be able to call back. The parents should not have hung up, or should have looked/waited outside.
2) Dispatch coded it incorrectly the second time for sure.
3) The officers did their duties the first time they were there (looked for shell casings and looked for signs of need (this is where the parents should have came out and called onto them)). They're not going to stand around and wait when they had 100 other calls to attend to.
4) Vaccines are already required for Houston PD.

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TopicCops took 4 hours to respond to 4 year old girl being shot
IdiotMachine
01/07/22 9:49:28 AM
#14
ScazarMeltex posted...
This post is clearly the most good faith post ever posted on CE.
Fine. The article states that they showed up quickly, but didn't find shell casings, didn't find people outside, and didn't know the apartment number, so they left. This is a reasonable response. Why wouldn't the parents stay on the call with 911 or look/wait outside? After that, the dispatch coded the call wrong as priority 4, so the officers responded as such. All of this was also with 400 officers missing in action due to COVID, which resulted in over 100 calls being held or rejected. What are they even supposed to do?

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TopicCops took 4 hours to respond to 4 year old girl being shot
IdiotMachine
01/07/22 9:41:12 AM
#7
"Defund the police!"
*police departments get defunded and understaffed, resulting in delayed responses*
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/3/AADtjwAAAWyL.jpg

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TopicWhat exactly is the American dream?
IdiotMachine
01/03/22 9:02:11 PM
#10
Real answer: a modest 1500sqft house with a white picket fence surrounding a modest land, two cars, a spouse, two kids, and a pet.

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TopicShould I send back a monitor for 2 dead pixels near the center?
IdiotMachine
01/03/22 12:14:08 PM
#4
If you can live with it, ask them to give you a discount and see if it's worth the discounted price for you to live with it.

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TopicWhy would you ever buy a gym equipment for home?
IdiotMachine
01/03/22 11:50:31 AM
#12
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

uh... okay show me a treadmill that can do inclines and 10mph for under $500 please.

*EDIT*: Actually, you never claimed that. So do show me an adjustable set of weights for $70 and a bike/elliptical for $200, since that's what you claimed.

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TopicWhy would you ever buy a gym equipment for home?
IdiotMachine
01/03/22 11:48:22 AM
#10
bsp77 posted...
I wouldn't do extensive exercise equipment or a membership. All you need is the outdoors, adjustable dumbells, a pullup bar, a bench, and your own body weight.
Agreed on not needing a treadmill, since you could literally just run outside. But those other exercise equipment is something you can't do readily outside (i.e., low impact cardio; you can bike outside too, but I'd say exercise bike > real bike, since they cost comparable).

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TopicWhy would you ever buy a gym equipment for home?
IdiotMachine
01/03/22 11:47:11 AM
#8
K181 posted...
Why have a pool when a pool membership is infinitely cheaper logic.
Well pools are relaxing and it's nice to be in your own private pool. Public pools are also always packed. I've been to Planet Fitness before, and it's never packed...

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TopicWhy would you ever buy a gym equipment for home?
IdiotMachine
01/03/22 11:44:41 AM
#5
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


All from Proform's website, and not even their most expensive ones in that category. For example, treadmill:
https://www.proform.com/treadmills/carbon-t7

Exercise bike:
https://www.proform.com/exercise-bikes/carbon-cx

Elliptical:
https://www.proform.com/hiit-trainers/cardio-hiit-trainer-pro

Hell, a Peloton bike costs $2k and requires a $40/mo subscription:
https://www.onepeloton.com/shop/bike/the-family-package

And a Peloton treadmill costs $2800:
https://www.onepeloton.com/shop/tread/tread-family-package-us

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TopicWhy would you ever buy a gym equipment for home?
IdiotMachine
01/03/22 11:26:04 AM
#1
Outfitting a home gym:
  • Treadmill: $1000
  • Exercise Bike: $600
  • Elliptical: $1300
  • Rower: $1000
  • Adjustable Weights: $300
Say you want to cheap out and just buy the bike only, and the weights: $900. Planet Fitness has literally everything above, and costs $10/mo. That's 90 months, or 7.5 years before you come out ahead by buying it for home. Why wouldn't you just go to Planet Fitness?

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TopicIs GamePass the best deal in gaming ?
IdiotMachine
01/01/22 10:39:12 PM
#5
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Not if you gotta buy an Xbox.
It has PC games you can download and install OR stream to your non-gamjng PC and smartphone.

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TopicIs GamePass the best deal in gaming ?
IdiotMachine
01/01/22 10:38:38 PM
#4
If you get 3 years of GamePass for $90 through the Turkey currency and VPN trick, absolutely; it's a fantastic deal.

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TopicRemember when Obama forgot to salute the marine?
IdiotMachine
01/01/22 8:58:38 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np7lObaDiBk

And how this was a big deal? Same with when he wore a tan suit:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obama_tan_suit_controversy

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