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Topicmy mom just called me to tell me my grandma died
berlyman101
01/18/22 9:49:23 PM
#11
I found out the funeral is on Thursday. It seemed to soon for me to travel so I figured I'd skip it but my mom called me crying today about her not being involved in the funeral planning.

So, I just dropped $430 on a roundtrip ticket leaving tomorrow. I was there only three weeks ago. I figured I'd regret it if I didn't go.

That open casket is gonna be something else I tell ya.

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TopicStock Market General #42
berlyman101
01/18/22 9:51:04 AM
#328
Activision Blizzard with the explosion

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TopicMike Tyson and Jake Paul verbally agree to $50 mil exhibition match
berlyman101
01/17/22 6:53:53 PM
#4
Smashingpmkns posted...
Might as well dig a grave now. Tyson doesn't hold back lol

he did against Roy Jones

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TopicWell shit, I just learned that the MARTA CEO killed himself a few days ago.
berlyman101
01/17/22 5:15:48 PM
#8
gotta admire the faith in his company's product.

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TopicShe call me Pikachu wat do
berlyman101
01/17/22 8:35:24 AM
#3
leer

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TopicWhat was the name of that one asshole, wannabe boxer?
berlyman101
01/16/22 5:27:59 AM
#7
this the dude who would just walk up to people with gloves on and start punching them?

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Topicmy mom just called me to tell me my grandma died
berlyman101
01/16/22 5:19:17 AM
#5
All I really care about is being there for my mom and sister. My. mom said not to fly in for a funeral but idk. I'm not much for that kind of thing but I do believe in the symbolism and finality of this journey we went on together. we being my mom, my sister, and me.

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Topicmy mom just called me to tell me my grandma died
berlyman101
01/16/22 5:00:21 AM
#1
She was 103 years old.

I lived with her through my adolescence. That was really difficult because she had dementia. My mom was sad that she couldn't say goodbye but I'm not sure it would have been good to do that. My sister is gonna be really sad.

She lived during two pandemics and was the hardiest old woman I've ever known. She would go outside and just dig shit up well into her late nineties.

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TopicAlt-right boomer Joe Rogan BURIES socialists!!!!
berlyman101
01/15/22 9:59:31 PM
#142
how did I go 10 plus years on CE and not see someone like this until now

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TopicAlt-right boomer Joe Rogan BURIES socialists!!!!
berlyman101
01/15/22 6:44:21 PM
#44
I need a new name for left libertarianism after reading this topic. I now realize there is no salvaging the term.

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TopicAlt-right boomer Joe Rogan BURIES socialists!!!!
berlyman101
01/15/22 3:08:35 PM
#4
no one complains about socialism once it actually happens.

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TopicWhere do people search online for jobs?
berlyman101
01/14/22 7:29:07 PM
#15
It depends on what kind of jobs you are looking for and are qualified to do. I've gotten my highest paying jobs on LinkedIn. For lower paying jobs before I had experience, I got some on Indeed and Craigslist. You won't see a lot of retail or security guard jobs on LinkedIn. You will on Indeed.

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TopicI think dis is da WORST friendzone case i ever seen lmao, which CEgal is dis?
berlyman101
01/14/22 6:04:04 PM
#16
you all laugh now but dat payoff nut is about to shatter da cosmos

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Topic75 y/o Asian Woman shoved to ground in unprovoked attack
berlyman101
01/14/22 5:20:27 PM
#7
I literally said to myself "who is trolling on that thread pretending to be NJ Burkett?"

It... actually seems to be NJ Burkett. I'm flabberfasted.

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TopicUniversity of Maryland basketball coach is SUSPENDED after prostitution bust
berlyman101
01/14/22 2:05:54 PM
#6
this is sad because of the family situation.

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TopicKamala Harris is just the worst.
berlyman101
01/14/22 2:58:12 AM
#32
she sucks

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TopicNeon Genesis Evangelion doesn't make any sense
berlyman101
01/14/22 2:49:50 AM
#30
It's fun once. There are some cool parts.

The plot is awful, though, as is Shinji. There's good unintentional humor and it does subvert a few tropes successfully.

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TopicIn a nutshell, what makes Joe Rogan so appealing?
berlyman101
01/14/22 2:42:40 AM
#7
he lets nutcase say whatever they want for hours

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TopicDo you like shrimp more of lobster?
berlyman101
01/13/22 7:42:01 PM
#21
lobster is the best tasting food that I know of.

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Topic23 y/o Blonde HEAVY Girl is hailed a HERO for Saving 3 Kids!! Is She Hot??
berlyman101
01/13/22 6:21:09 PM
#21
the people calling her fat itt and making fun of her will never do anything half as meaningful with their lives as she did.

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TopicPSA: Do not blow air into vagina
berlyman101
01/13/22 11:34:41 AM
#39
instructions unclear; girlfriend popped

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TopicAny state without legal weed isn't worth living in
berlyman101
01/12/22 8:17:34 PM
#23
Hornswoggled posted...
With all due respect, not being able to live without abusing substances is kinda sad.

Who says we're abusing it? i enjoy edibles a few times a year.

Also, alcohol is far more damaging and is legal in every state.

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TopicAny state without legal weed isn't worth living in
berlyman101
01/12/22 6:03:41 PM
#2
I knew this five years ago

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TopicNuclear energy is the solution to climate change
berlyman101
01/12/22 2:43:59 PM
#18
LightHawKnight posted...
Dunno, it only takes one to cause pretty big problems and I dont trust the shit regulation following companies do. With more nuclear power planets, that increases the odds of something bad happening.

if this logic was applied to fossil fuels, they'd never have gotten off the ground (no pin intended). It's been a horror show all the way through to now and just may kill us all within a century or two.

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TopicSo I interviewed with this company twice and got this email...
berlyman101
01/12/22 2:16:05 PM
#13
I misunderstood and thought that you had interviewed for two different positions with the company and received the email twice. It sounds like they may be reviewung whether you will get an offer or interview again.

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TopicSo I interviewed with this company twice and got this email...
berlyman101
01/12/22 1:50:17 PM
#6
That's just the standard template that company uses when they've screened you and want to set you up with a hiring manager.

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TopicJoe Rogan needs to be deplatformed
berlyman101
01/12/22 1:44:34 PM
#105
https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavirus/2022/01/so-called-mass-formation-psychosis-does-not-exist-despite-what-you-might-have-heard-on-joe-rogan.html

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/covid-psychosis-theory-joe-rogan-b1989552.html

https://healthfeedback.org/claimreview/robert-malones-statements-on-the-dana-show-about-vaccine-safety-virus-variants-inaccurate-unsupported-dana-loesch/

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2021/08/robert-malone-vaccine-inventor-vaccine-skeptic/619734/

https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2022/01/02/what-is-mass-formation-psychosis-robert-malone-makes-covid-19-vaccine-claims-on-joe-rogan-show/

According to the Associated Press and dozens of other journalists citing experts at least as qualified as Malone, Malone is full of shit. I'm sure that after everyone here reviews this overwhelming evidence, we can all agree that Malone is a huckster with a personal vendetta he is playing out in a historic pandemic. Because we'll all have looked at all the evidence from all the available sources and done our own research.

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Topici had to tell a janitor and landlord to fuck off last week
berlyman101
01/12/22 3:18:35 AM
#71
one time tc dmed me to stop doxxing him when I repeated information he's shared before.

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TopicWelcome to McDonald's. Will you be using the mobile app today?
berlyman101
01/12/22 3:17:12 AM
#15
McDonald's is a seriously bad chain. There was a sweet spot years ago when you could get a filling combination of food for like four bucks which the workers couldn't fuck up but those days are gone and never coming back.

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TopicYour reaction: Your girlfriend secretly invited another guy to your first date.
berlyman101
01/12/22 3:07:36 AM
#6
I require said party to be lurking in the background of all our life's interactions because it's the only way to control for continued success.

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TopicIs voice deepening surgery a thing? >_>
berlyman101
01/12/22 2:01:51 AM
#2
just think of the hilarious possibilities which are only available to you, though

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TopicEveryone write you who think the second worst president is
berlyman101
01/11/22 10:06:02 PM
#16
Buchanan

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TopicThe amount of hate that landlords get is ridiculous
berlyman101
01/11/22 9:47:14 PM
#91
ExtremeLuchador posted...
If your credit is bad then pay the debts you agreed to pay. Take responsibility for your decisions.

Hear, hear. You agreed to close your account if Cliff Lee posted above a 3.00 ERA during the 2008 MLB season. What's your account from 2008 plus interest worth now?

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TopicFauci obliterates Rand Paul.
berlyman101
01/11/22 7:15:33 PM
#148
DandyQuackShot posted...
Speaking of evil, have you ever heard about the time a governor quarantined Covid patients into nursing homes?

https://youtu.be/d0mTs76iEjM

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TopicFavorite episode of Scrubs?
berlyman101
01/11/22 4:59:37 PM
#34
"My Lunch" but "My Screw Up" is a close second. I know they're both sad episodes but they never got too heavy and the dark moments were more poignant than truly bleak. They also come out of nowhere for a show focused mostly on humor.

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TopicFauci obliterates Rand Paul.
berlyman101
01/11/22 3:32:27 PM
#78
goldenBoi45 posted...
We'll see what happens when the truth comes out about where this virus came from. Although my heart tells me this will be covered up like everything else and we'll all just move on with less rights while the wealth is continually transferred upwards.

Maybe if some of you faced some actual adversity in your lives and got off this site, you wouldn't live your lives in fear and wouldn't be so susceptible to this level of fear mongering and forceful submission. But whatever, I do not care. Enjoy your fearful hateful day lol

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/5/5/AAZEYIAAAeT7.jpg

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TopicMy boss is pushing to get me promoted to senior network engineer
berlyman101
01/11/22 3:28:22 PM
#3
Congratulations, we know you've been very dedicated to this.

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TopicThe amount of hate that landlords get is ridiculous
berlyman101
01/11/22 3:20:01 PM
#10
Veggeta_MAX posted...
What I fucking hate is that every time I wanna talk about investments everyone always tells me to invest real estate and rent out the properties like it's the easiest shit in the world. I am not a handyman, I hate fixing and repairing shit around the house, I hate taking care of the lawn so why would I buy properties and rent it out and still have to maintain it myself?

those people don't think you have to do those things

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TopicFauci obliterates Rand Paul.
berlyman101
01/11/22 3:03:34 PM
#29
goldenBoi45 posted...
I'm sorry but I have a lot of trouble believing Fauci and if you look at the like to dislike ratio on the YouTube trailer for his documentary and the comments, you'll see that the majority feel this way.

Talking about gain of function was once a conspiracy theory and now it's being admitted to by many people involved. You can't just change the definition of something and then claim you didn't do it

if you're influenced by YouTube commenters then you really should be sorry.

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TopicFauci obliterates Rand Paul.
berlyman101
01/11/22 2:42:10 PM
#17
ThePrinceFish posted...
Fauci once again presents no information to defend himself other than deflecting with what essentially boils down to "if you attack me you are attacking science"

Always nice to see Senator Paul clown him like this and Fauci cultists pretending that Fauci looked good in the exchange.

I have you tagged as "anti-vax idiot" so this isn't surprising.

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TopicPick your cuddle partner for tonight: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8]
berlyman101
01/11/22 1:39:07 AM
#30
6 wins!! and now I have covid ;;( still worth

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TopicBlack man educates ignorant cops who overstep the law
berlyman101
01/10/22 10:07:48 PM
#7
ExtremeLuchador posted...
Ohio has a stop and identify law.

You have to be under suspicion of a crime even in states where police can lawfully stop people and request ID. FYI:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stop_and_identify_statutes

Of course, I'm not sure I'd trust your knowledge of anything related to Ohio considering that you incorrectly predicted Cleveland Indians pitcher Cliff Lee's ERA during the 2008 MLB season, staked an account bet on said prediction, and failed to follow through with your account bet.


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TopicIncels generalize people too much.
berlyman101
01/10/22 9:10:31 PM
#2
the irony

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TopicI once did the deed and accidentally left the window open
berlyman101
01/10/22 6:27:35 PM
#4
the vapors would carry me through like a fresh baked pie on a windowsill

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Topic2 LAPD cops ignored robbery in progress to catch Snorlax in Pokemon Go
berlyman101
01/10/22 5:01:55 PM
#13
sometimes you pull a pilot out of the path of an oncoming train, sometimes you catch a Snorlax.

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TopicFirst "Saiyan" thing you would do if you got Goku's powers?
berlyman101
01/10/22 4:12:24 PM
#5
came to say bone Chi-Chi

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TopicBoogie2988 does the "10 year" challenge
berlyman101
01/10/22 4:11:58 PM
#14
Damn_Underscore posted...
It looks like he drew his old hair on with a sharpie

all those nutrients contributed to a healthy hairline

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TopicProposed FL bill would have teachers wear microphones
berlyman101
01/10/22 3:57:33 PM
#50
ExtremeLuchador posted...
There shouldn't be any public education to be honest. People should pay for their own kid's education.

Perhaps if you'd taken your education seriously, you wouldn't have embarrassingly made an account bet predicting that Cliff Lee would not maintain his ERA below a threshold you incorrectly determined and then welch on that bet.

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TopicRobert Durst DEAD
berlyman101
01/10/22 2:12:52 PM
#11
it's too bad he escaped justice for so long and it allowed him to kill more.

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