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Topicstand up set in a couple hours
berlyman101
12/22/21 9:59:36 PM
#10
I think this is gonna go really badly. I've never done this club before and it's a real comedy club

I'll record it if I can

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Topicstand up set in a couple hours
berlyman101
12/22/21 9:30:01 PM
#7
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Kajagogo posted...
That's not what you say to people about to perform on a stage. FFS!

I'm fucked

Kajagogo posted...
What kind of jokes ya got?

I might post it if I can get the audio file

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Topicstand up set in a couple hours
berlyman101
12/22/21 9:25:25 PM
#1
I'm going hard tonight. I hope they don't kick me off

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TopicBad diet with exercise or great diet with no exercise?
berlyman101
12/22/21 7:11:46 PM
#4
diet is key

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TopicRussian baptism
berlyman101
12/22/21 4:05:38 PM
#7
Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
think I need her to baptize herself just a few more times

I want to feed her the body of Christ if ya know what I'm shayin

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TopicShould I get a Wendy's Spicy Chicken sandwich?
berlyman101
12/22/21 4:04:53 PM
#2
go ahead, change your life

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TopicRussian baptism
berlyman101
12/22/21 3:58:17 PM
#3
truly blessed

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TopicAustralia : A foot fetishist's paradise
berlyman101
12/22/21 3:55:24 PM
#9
I'll bet they don't have as many fetishists over there

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TopicDallas QAnon group about to go full Jonestown
berlyman101
12/22/21 3:47:24 PM
#36
there's gotta be an abortion joke in here somewhere

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TopicName one of your biggest fears in life
berlyman101
12/22/21 3:35:35 PM
#28
1. Torture

2. A debilitating brain/mental disease

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TopicHi CE! I'm a girl, used to post here a lot years ago, AMA! <3 (Pics!)
berlyman101
12/22/21 3:23:44 PM
#28
Didn't you come around here a couple months ago

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Topicmy dad sent me a box of bacon wrapped lobster tail
berlyman101
12/21/21 7:06:17 PM
#12
Cleo_II posted...
So many delicious ways to prepare lobster and this isnt one of them

It's good but I saw the price and I definitely wouldn't buy it. It only took twenty minutes of baking to be ready, though.

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TopicAt this point, I think my therapist just straight up hates me.
berlyman101
12/21/21 4:52:02 PM
#7
Could you tell her these things?

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TopicThe world has finally produced the greatest weightlifter of all time
berlyman101
12/21/21 3:32:44 PM
#2
Google says he deadlifted 588kg. that's amazing.

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TopicGoogle phone interview was very fun.
berlyman101
12/21/21 3:26:30 PM
#51
Cleo_II posted...
Im guessing it was a call to tell you you didnt get it. A lot of people actually get upset at email rejections that far into things, so most recruiters are required to call everyone who made it to final rounds. Google is notorious for never providing any feedback either.

Im sorry it didnt work out. But keep your chin up. Most people dont ever make it that far. They are one of the most selective companies in the world. And its worth trying again in 1-2 years.

That happened to me with Amazon. Six hours of interviews plus prep shot down in a 30 second phone call with no feedback.

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TopicSo for the second year in a row all my Christmas plans are fucked because of C19
berlyman101
12/21/21 4:53:35 AM
#2
get used to it, chump

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TopicLet's Go Brandon is further proof the right can't meme
berlyman101
12/20/21 11:50:47 PM
#5
I don't get it they think we don't understand their "coded" phrases and gestures or what.

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Topicmy dad sent me a box of bacon wrapped lobster tail
berlyman101
12/20/21 11:49:26 PM
#6
CADE FOSTER posted...
What a terrible way to eat lobster with those bland ass meh sides this is a afront to god and that lobster

he also sent me a couple boxes of beecher's mac and cheese. I had one with the other half of the lobster tail but I'm using the other box for Mac and beef.

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Topicmy dad sent me a box of bacon wrapped lobster tail
berlyman101
12/20/21 11:45:49 PM
#3
MarveI posted...
I dont think Id eat meat I got in the mail.

it was frozen with dry ice.

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Topicmy dad sent me a box of bacon wrapped lobster tail
berlyman101
12/20/21 11:29:54 PM
#1
here's some I baked with broccoli and rice on the side.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/1/AAP15pAACuUR.jpg

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TopicRIP Justin Fields. NFL announcer said he is dead.
berlyman101
12/20/21 11:12:28 PM
#13
this got me for a second

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TopicThe addition of Danny DeVito to It's Always Sunny was so unnecessary.
berlyman101
12/20/21 10:44:19 PM
#13
season 2 is where the show picks up so I disagree

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TopicCE is the guy in the back
berlyman101
12/20/21 9:06:02 PM
#2
the guy in the back is way cooler than Mike Glennon

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TopicTrump got booed recently, by his followers
berlyman101
12/20/21 8:12:45 PM
#4
remember when he had covid

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TopicTruckers are apparently refusing to enter Colorado
berlyman101
12/20/21 3:59:28 AM
#38
dave_is_slick posted...
They're landlocked.

I don't think enough people will follow through for long enough to make much of an impact to force rapid legal changes. This is getting attention, though, so in that sense it may work.

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TopicTruckers are apparently refusing to enter Colorado
berlyman101
12/19/21 11:47:58 PM
#10
I doubt this blockade thing amounts to much.

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TopicLouis CK has a new special called "Sorry" and here's a clip....
berlyman101
12/19/21 8:31:09 PM
#30
au_gold posted...
That was funny. Is it on Netflix?

his last two specials are for purchase download on his site.

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TopicCE users are hitting on an 18-year-old again
berlyman101
12/19/21 5:27:42 PM
#13
what are you even talking about?

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TopicManchin announces he's not voting for Build Back Better
berlyman101
12/19/21 4:32:25 PM
#171
HHH is the game posted...
I think one of the biggest issues though is that we can't even find issues to come together on. How is it that we seem to disagree on everything? I would love to see votes that don't fall along party lines. How is it that all 50 republicans agree with each other on every single issue and all 50 democrats the same besides one? I know that's not exactly true but it often feels like that.

these days the party line mostly determines which companies are paying the politicians millions of dollars to vote a certain way. they're beholden to their true masters. Manchin happens to have interests in an industry which is different from most other democrat politicians.

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TopicWhat do you think of, when it comes to late 90s and early 2000s net culture?
berlyman101
12/19/21 3:40:13 PM
#4
newgrounds
message board culture

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TopicDonald Trump, on Jewish people
berlyman101
12/19/21 4:47:20 AM
#16
I don't think he's wrong, but he's being hyperbolic as usual. I imagine I would come to a very different conclusion than him as to what should be done about it.

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TopicWhat is your favourite thing about CE?
berlyman101
12/19/21 3:51:17 AM
#14
people here can be supportive.

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TopicWhy am I such a worthless piece of shit
berlyman101
12/19/21 2:23:09 AM
#3
tc, please, you're breaking my heart

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TopicAnime and Other Stuff General V193: ''There's something on your face...''
berlyman101
12/19/21 12:51:25 AM
#438
I've started watching Nichijou. I've never watched a slice of life anime before. This is so charming.

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TopicDang bros i feel down today
berlyman101
12/18/21 5:19:02 PM
#5
sorry famalam, maybe just try to get a couple of chore type things done today and treat yourself the rest of it, ya dig?

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Topicstand-up comedy is pretty damn hard
berlyman101
12/17/21 11:07:37 PM
#49
going out again for a mic

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TopicCHICAGO style PIZZA sucks
berlyman101
12/17/21 9:53:13 PM
#16
darkprince45 posted...
Italian beef with peppers and the cheese sauce from Portillos.

perfection

haven't had the cheese sauce. I like it dipped, though.

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TopicCHICAGO style PIZZA sucks
berlyman101
12/17/21 9:39:24 PM
#13
Flockaveli posted...
Signature Chicago food is Italian Beef.

I might get one of those, too.

Paragon21XX posted...
Chicago deep dish is a tourist meme. If you want a genuine Chicago-style pizza, look for tavern-style pizza as that is what native Chicagoans prefer by far.

I love both.

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TopicCHICAGO style PIZZA sucks
berlyman101
12/17/21 9:34:06 PM
#9
I can't wait to get some next week. Lou Malnati's sausage, I expect.

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Topicstand-up comedy is pretty damn hard
berlyman101
12/17/21 5:42:42 PM
#46
Stewman_Magoo posted...
As someone who used to do it, I know the struggle. Kudos for sticking with it.

How long did you do it?

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TopicStock Market General #42
berlyman101
12/17/21 2:45:58 PM
#44
I think people are banking on Ford's EV lineup. Do some research on the company in which you've invested, that's what you all *should* be doing from the start anyway.

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