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nothanks1 posted...

at the end of the day 3 beers legally > weed from illegal drug dealers who mixes in shit to sell more shit.

so
lol

the incredible ignorance mixed with the astounding lack of self awareness is legitimately incredible.


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Giant_Aspirin posted...

the side of the drugs will never lose because the demand will never stop.

you're an alcoholic and you think you're better than "drug users" just because your drug of choice is legal where you live. but i've got news for you, pal. you're just a drug addict, too. so shut the fuck up

here take this mic so you can drop it.


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Bass_X0 posted...

its okay to cause someone who disagrees with you physical harm as long as you say hell probably be back?

i chuckled

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Lorkhaj posted...

Correct.

Compare the wiki link I posted to:
https://www.statista.com/statistics/262962/countries-with-the-most-prisoners-per-100-000-inhabitants/

The difference is a lot starker if you only look at "developed nations"

wow.

interesting to realize that that whole list (is aside) is pretty much all places 99% of cons would call shitholes.

id say that should make them think but of course it wont.


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Vicious_Dios posted...

Better than than talking about my cats as if they were actual humans on the reg. lmao

Lol. nice. i dont think it would even be possible for anyone to manage a weaker comeback than that.

my cat thinks youre a dimwit too in case you wondered.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...

I am genuinely curious how America compares to developed all other developed nations. Doing a breakdown of the whole world is kinda dumb

its really not.

and even per capita the us has an insanely massive prison population. Comparing to only developed nations probly makes the us look even worse if anything.

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Vicious_Dios posted...

Swing and-a miss.

that sums up your posts yeah

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Lmao.

you ever see one of those listicles that has a bunch of people in twitter who ALMOST grasp a concept but then end with the absolute most backwards and idiotic takeaway at the end of their tweet?

id guess vd has a twitter account thats made all of those lists.

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Because otherwise theyd have to explain peoples actions or limited options with actual plot points... making them dumb removed the need for inconvenient shit like clever plot devices or providing reasons for a persons behaviour

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Umbreon posted...

Imagine being upset over that ad.

Nothing wrong with a boy wearing a dress.

I mean sadly if that was peoples concern I wouldnt even be surprised. You expect idiots like that.

the oh killing a kid for being mean what the hell kind of message is that?!? shit came outta left field though.

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RchHomieQuanChi posted...

You were better when you were Warned

if only gfaqs vd wasnt treatment resistant....


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I expected something interesting where theres a dozen or more and it actually seems strange.

its 2.

more than twice that many kids from my hs grad class (which was 100 people) died in car crashes.

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g0ldie posted...

it's because we have a system set up where people profit off of inmates.

its the idiotic failed war on drugs and the for profit prison system.

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Apu posted...

I was a lil perv as a kid. Id def be trying to look up her skirt.

As for the dress, nah, my son wouldnt be rocking that. He can wear dresses all he wants when hes 18 and out the house, but hes gonna dress like a boy under my roof.

dont have kids.


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The old lady cracking up is the best part of this video

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TheVipaGTS posted...

why are you guys taking this so literal? its an obvious fantasy. you ever watch a movie before? jfc lol.

movies arent meant to be taken seriously and viewed as genuine social commentary like commercials are though!

commercials are sacrosanct.

>_>

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Tom Clark posted...

I didn't find owt objectionable there. They say that the bully will (probably) survive, and most spooky kids' Halloween stories that have bullies in wind up with the bully getting a comeuppance.

It was a fun two minute Halloween short, I don't see why there's be any upset over it.

theres not aside from like unfair represent and a few twitter goobers who go out of their way to be offended by shit.

and Im not even sure any of those people are actually genuinely offended.


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Mr_Karate_II posted...

How's he a shit tier human?

just google it.

hes an exploitative piece of shit greedy asshole narcissist who fucked over chain of evidence and led victims on so he could try and be famous again on YouTube.

hes garbage.

the only reason you dont know that is because hes been irrelevant for so long hardly anyone talks about it and youre stuck with the thought he got the pedos so he must be good.

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UnfairRepresent posted...

Lol wtf was that?

Terrible ad. How does it promote eating Twix?

Also if people... heck CHILDREN are mean to other kids, they should be murdered?

And the writing directing was awful.

You can be woke and funny and promote a product at the same time. Look at this:

https://youtu.be/JJjfuwbUpEM

That twix thing is a mess

lol.

you must be a fun guy to be around.


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WingsOfGood posted...

Wait did they fire chris Hansen?

She can't just go rogue!
Where Chris, where Chris!

probly drunk and wondering how he went from his glory days to being a shitty YouTuber to most of society realizing hes a legit shit tier human.

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So... this episode where spike is gonna murder rape Allyson hannigan and cant... And then it gets into some weird positive reinforcement... this is something.

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Omg remember cruel intentions? Its not haloweeny but I kinda wanna see it again suddenly.

which leads me to i know what you did last summer which leads me to Jennifer love hewitt

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Machete posted...

Young literally everyone wanted sarah michelle gellar lol

this is true. Jennifer love Hewitt too.

thats why I know what you did last summer was so great.

Im realizing Buffy had some really good music too. Honestly I have to really rewatch this show I think.

smg and neve Campbell shoulda had more screen time together. I remember being outraged when smg died in scream 2

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I couldnt figure out what to do so Im watching Buffy Halloween eps and fuck I remember how hard young me wanted Sarah Michelle gellar. Lol.

i might actually rewatch this series. Band candy and the fear itself Halloween eps were super good tbh.


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Smackems posted...

After you watch Top Gun, make sure you watch Hot Shots

yes. Part deux is even better iirc

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You guys ever watch youre the worst? That group that aya cash was the agent for were such an obvious Wolfgang ripoff but it was hilarious.

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Pandamonic posted...

When I listen to rap it's mostly older stuff as well.
If I listen to any newer stuff it's mostly some Tyler the Creator or Earl Sweatshirt.

the old wolfgang/golfwang or whatever stuff was pretty cool.

goblin was almost like classic rap


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Pandamonic posted...

I'm gonna have to watch Top Gun before the end of the month. Why isn't it in your list of awesome Canuck?
Is it not awesome?

its pretty cool. I havent seen it in forever either. I kinda wanna rewatch it now too.

point break had characters I identified with and top gun didnt from what I remember.


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Smackems posted...

Ive never seen that either but don't tell Mabus

I havent seen it in literally decades but I remember seeing it when I was like 12 and fuck it was awesome. It actually stuck with me.

mostly I still love the same stuff so illl assume its still awesome. Mall rats is awesome. Goonies is awesome. Terminator is awesome. Back to the future is awesome. Breakfast club and fast times are awesome. I assum point break is still awesome.

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Smackems posted...

Ol Walter brought a smile to me mum's face

=)

good boy Walter.

Its awesome how much a furry little buds can pick you up. When Im in a really bad mood hell come and bite my ankles over and over and its like dude stop but eventually its funny and pretty much hes a bitey therapy cat.

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money be the root of all evil
Calico desert eagle
bitch Im comin to see you
All you ... ... ... gonna die
Motherfucker die



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Smackems posted...

I did. I feel mo gooder

What about Yin Yang Twins

I dont know who that is so no.

I could be wrong but Im going with that until I know otherwise

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God I fucking love some 90s/early 2000s hard rap. Fuckin nas and shyne are so good.

bobby schmurda had that one song but otherwise its all been trash for like 2 decades almost.

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I like pickles but I dont like em on burgers and around here most non fast food places give you some pickle on the side or just kid on top of the top bun so you have the option. Which to me makes sense. I dunno if that normal but I feel like it is.

i do like them on sandos though. Even just a cheddar and pickle sandwich on lightly toasted bread is pretty good.

never had fried pickles

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That was a quick 50 posts

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Oh Im gonna drink tonight.

this shit is stressing me out lol. Im a little over half done but the other half.... its like if someone wrote a test and every question was totally illiterate but they expected specific answers regardless.

i got an hour and whatever time tomorrow morning to bs my way through this cause I aint working on it outside of class.

it better not fuck up my 100%

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I forgot how much I hate school.

todays assignment is a scenario that doesnt even related to half the shit we have to write about yet we have to write about how it relates to the scenario anyways.

even the instructor called it a shit assignment and admitted it doesnt make sense. But its still half our grade for this section of the course. Fucking what.

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itachi15243 posted...

At that point does the bullet even need a point? Pretty sure at that size it could be flat and still get the job done.

at that point itd do the trick just falling on someone lol

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The recoil will kill you but youll die sure that you made your point.

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I dunno if he wants to eat what the lions killed or protect it.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

You should get one of those little mini drones and fly it around and see how Walter reacts to it. I got one once but my cats didn't like the little buzzing noise it made when it flew but I still chased em around with it.

that would probly be hilarious. I bet hed go it


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Smackems posted...

Walter lookin kinda chonk

nah its all leg muscles.

i know that sounds like a bs excuse but for reals hes just compressed and thick

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So Walter picked fedor, habs, and lions you say?

too bad he cant tell me early enough to put some money down. I could use it.

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We lack bison or whatever that skull is.



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educational television for Walter.

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