Lurker > Sheiky-Baby

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Crazy shit.

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GranolaPanic posted...

I will never understand why these movies have such a large fan base.

Only 1 and 2 does, and we all know why. Don't be dense there.

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lilORANG posted...

They got that completionist doofus? He's annoying

No idea who that is. All I know are Kevin, and Adam lol

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lilORANG posted...

Imagine pretending to not know who Awkwafina is in 2021 while proclaiming one's love for Michelle Yeoh, when they were both in one of the biggest movies of 2018 together. Imagine doing that. How embarrassing.

Who the fuck is Awkwafina? I already knew Yeoh as I watched her when I was kid since the 90's. How embarrassing being you, and thinking Yeoh wasn't someone before 2018.

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MaxEffingBemis posted...

She is the Asian Kevin Hart. Every Asian-centric movie will feature her from now on

She that "hip, down with the homies" character with a loud mouth in those Disney animated features.

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Tonight is the night. I'll check out X-Play.

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Little side note, Ben and Jerry gave one of those guys diabetes down the line from taste testing the product.

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Action scenes were fantastic. I love Tony Leung, and Yeoh. But holy shit that sidekick chick the protagonist had with him was annoying as hell, and not funny. It's like they wanted a black woman who acted like Chris Tucker for that role, but couldn't, because they also wanted this to be a full Asian cast film.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ufem1g47NTU

Makes me dislike the film even more, if that's possible. This is perfect for those that are curious, but will never bring themselves into actually watching the whole shit show. In short summary, yeah, this one may have just killed the whole franchise for good.

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I know the guy is dead, but can we nominate him instead?



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Some parents don't deserve to be parents.

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Jagr_68 posted...

Idk it's gonna be tough as fuck to stay tuned to all this. We've evolved from scheduled broadcasting and how the hell are they generating revenue?

Probably worked out a deal with some esport company, WotC, and ads.

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It's usually the critics that say something good, the regular viewers say something bad, and vice versa. If both the critics, and the regular viewers shit on it, that ain't good.

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Good place to hide a body, GoogleMaps?

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Raikuro posted...

Does it even need to be a 24hr network? Even back in the day it only put out maybe 7 hours max of new content a week and the rest was Cops and Cheaters reruns.

That was near their end days. In their prime days, like 2002-2003, it was new shows, reruns, and rerun of new shows from all the way back in the 80's, and shit, and also some anime. It was all tech/gaming/nerd related stuff. None of that cops, cheaters stuff, until a change of leadership in mid-2000's to late I think.

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pogo_rabid posted...

ngl, gaming content has moved on from the boomer cable tv framework that G4 is trying to revive.

Really the only thing i'm interested in is codemiko content with g4, anything that has sessler in it is a hard skip for me

They were a niche network back in 2002, now an even more niche network that wants to grab some nostalgia happy viewers, and hopefully be in the background of living rooms while you're doing something else.

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Jagr_68 posted...

Is it a 24/7 thing?

Kind of a huge challenge in this day and age to get traction even with mega shit competition like Polygon and IGN.

With streaming, you can just watch anytime, so I guess you can say it's 24/7. As for the cable, no idea. Probably just reruns for hours, then informercials. I want them to air old shows as well like Portal, Icons, Face Off, and the likes.

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On Twitch and Youtube for now. They will be on cable tv too, but that will come later on. No word when.

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bump

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This was extremely desirable at one one point

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Sgt. Pepper to be more precise. Looks sweet.











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more proof cats are worthless. get a dog. arf!

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And not one of them said, "I wish I had taken better care of myself so I wouldn't end up where I am at now"? Of course not all diseases can be preventable, and just luck of the draw from genetics, and such, but surprised there wasn't more of that.

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I thought it was more City Hunter-esque than anything.

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Breyers like, fuck this shit.

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Probably because one costs $150, and the other is $15.

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Wow, I did not know Malcom McDowell was the main villain in the 5th installment. I may check it out just for him.

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The guy responsible writing this horseshit. Oozes "I wrote this on my laptop in Starbucks"

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Flauros posted...

Did any of the old cast at least do a cameo?

Yes. But it's not worth watching the movie for. It's like spending thousands on scratch offs, only to win $20 in the end. Just wait until someone uploads the scene/clip on youtube.

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Watched this with the family. Wife, and my daughter couldn't take it anymore and walked off looking at their phones, so I sat there and tried, and I really did try, to finish the rest of the film. I can't even think of one positive thing to say about this movie. I'm kind of lost for words on what to say, because it was so fucking awful. The cast, the humor, the story, everything. But don't take my word for it. It's on Disney+. People deserve a Purple Heart for finishing that shit.

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Hornswoggled posted...

Damn near any woman could do this if she wanted to.

Not that impressive.

That's because most women have something in their brain that tells them, no, this is fucked up(Pun intended), stop. Kind of like someone who just goes out there and kill people, while others only think about it when they're angry, but can never bring themselves to it. Explains why the GTA, and CoD series are so damn popular. You get to rob, and kill people with none of the consequences.

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googs19 posted...

Butter and root beer (assuming I can't just make all pop healthy)

For butter, there's the I Can't Believe brand, and sprays, and root beer, Zevia, Live, and Virgil, has that flavor.

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Only right answer is anything fried in oil imo. The others like cakes, cookies, sodas, burgers, etc, there are actually healthier alternatives already out there for them, provided you are willing to cook, and look for them.

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Super. Rondo pissed the ever-loving shit out of me.

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ledbowman posted...

that's what a lot of people on this board have been saying for a week

Well, I'm glad I missed those than.

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Will someone please think of the... Neo-Nazis?

Like what? I get what you're trying to say tc, but seriously, what? What's next? Give pedophiles a break?

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I wonder what kind of childhood people like this may have had. Perhaps an uncle or two that wanted to play "What's in my hand?" too much.

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Release Jump Ultimate Stars 2 for the Switch. Take it back to 2-D.

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Home Sweet Home Alone tomorrow. Cast looks like shit, but it may still be fun for a short while for the family.

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Than what's an omega male? A murderer?

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dolomedes posted...

jk i know cable exists, my stupid dad pays like 150 a month to watch two channels

Get your dad to sign up for youtube tv. It's half the price, and comes with all the essential channels from cable. Nobody, and I mean nobody, should be paying that much for cable in 2021.

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Half of those deniers are trolling. The other half can't even tie their own shoes.

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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...

Wat

Huh??

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DUKLegend posted...

Yes, but his political views oppose ours, so he should go to jail.

Plus, he white

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For better or for worse.

Home Alone reboot on the 12th. Kevin, and Buzz makes a cameo. G4TV returns to cable tv on the 16th.

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GATTJT posted...

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/garfield-dog-semen-comic-strip

Another reason to love the 90's.

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Dude had only 1 fight, and lost. Even CM Punk fought more than that. Calling him a former Mix Martial Artist is embarrassing.

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Brutal_Deluxe posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbJOTdZBX1g

Dear fucking Gawd, I hope everyone who were involved in that production got canned. Also, hiding the dislikes from public view, defeats it's purpose, no?

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This was about a year ago, I was using the bathroom at Target, one guy comes in while I was washing my hands, says whats up man. Seemed ok. Then goes on a long rant about people wearing masks, that the virus was fake, something about the Government, on and on, I zoned out, wanted to leave, but thought this guy may have been fucking insane, and that it was better to be polite, then to just leave and piss him off.

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