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Only if he's gained some weight

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Ruvan22 posted...

I'm trying to be delicate, I don't mean this in a mean way at all - when you dream is your wheelchair present in your dreams? I had to get glasses for about a year and remember them sometimes being in my dreams (not consistently though)

Lol don't worry about asking stuff like that. It honestly varies for me, I don't use the wheelchair inside my house so dreams where I dont go outside won't usually have a wheelchair. Sometimes in my dreams I am walking more than I could irl, and I notice that. Sometimes im just in the wheelchair.

I dont think there was any wheelchair in my poop dream

SSJGrimReaper posted...

are you sure

Yeah even girls tbh

Xethuminra posted...

Sorry but that sounds boring as FUCK you should watch something thats not superhero movies

Heartomaton posted...

This topic reminds me of the Dad Soup Incident of 2021.

Now THATS a poop nightmare

Shablagoo posted...

idk if dis was an actual dream but ty for making me laugh out loud

Well ok it was real. And it's not funny...

Hey. Maybe you need to calm down and not be so enthusiastic when you're opening food products. With those jelly cups you gotta gently crack the seal and then suck out the juice, then you can rip off the lid safe

I think I had tajin flavored chips one time and it was ok? Id like to try it on fruit

nfearurspecimn posted...

I honestly despite all my weird dreams, never really had poop nightmares, but sometimes I poop my pants in my dream and have to wash it off in the shower, which I DID dream about recently. Nothin' wrong with washing off some poop off your jeans and undies in the shower. Shit happens.

Do you ever have dreams where you put the poop in your butt n squish it all up?

Turbam posted...

Your uncle sounds pretty cool

Idk if he's that cool irl. He was always really reserved so I didn't get to know him that well

modena posted...

I had one last night where my old cat shit on the floor beside his litter, I could pick up the big bits with paper towels but more kept appearing on the side that was just mush.

It started bleeding through the paper towel and spreading around on my fingers. I woke myself up.

Dude thats gross lol. I've been wanting to get a cat but idk if I wanna handle poops all the time

segasaturn posted...

I think TeaMilk is the scat man

He was such a cool guy tbh, I really admire him

SSJGrimReaper posted...

all that poop is from eating too much cement!

But everyone poops dude

Spiderman23JII posted...

that's crazy i often have dreams like that

You have poop aunt dreams? Elaborate

Robot2600 posted...

you shouldnt be eating pizza bagels, or anything, while working with poop pipes

I totally agree, I thought it was gross but I ate some to be polite

AngelicRadiance posted...

And 5 for that matter

Lol uhh I quoted db_insideher, modlogic, and ssjgrimreaper

Giant_Aspirin posted...

those look really tasty but 260 calories in two of 'em? damn. regular Oreos are like 140 cal for two

I think they are a fair amount bigger than oreos
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/4/AARX-HAACzYY.jpg
I could eat like 4 oreos but I wouldn't with those

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/1/AARX-HAACzYV.jpg
i always wanted to try these but i wasnt allowed much junk food as a kid

i had some kind of japanese soft baked matcha oreo before and it was really good tho

Spiderman23JII posted...

have you ever had a poop nightmare featuring your Aunt before?

I dont think so. I haven't seen her in forever, but they sent me an Xmas card I just saw so they were on my mind a little

ApherosyLove posted...

Then who am I watching right now???

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/2/8/AARX-HAACzYI.jpg

What does post 6 say

ModLogic posted...

i have nightmares about dirty toilets/public toilets and being trapped in them. i go to exit and instead of the door leading outside, the door leads back to the toilet.

Oh that sucks :( I never really had nightmares about it, but I was always scared of falling into the outhouse toilets or getting locked in them

DB_Insider posted...

Too many ice cream do dat to u

I rarely eat ice cream!! I just had 6 bowls of cement that one time

SSJGrimReaper posted...

i too have had nightmares about teamilk's homophobic aunt yelling at me while im poopin

She was really nice to me growing up, like she was the only relative that made an effort to spend time with me. It wasn't til I was older I realized their family had some pretty weird Christian fundie beliefs

ApherosyLove posted...

*followed*

Is it CornedMan or DociledOrangedCup

Oh I don't stream lol, I just made it so I could join a @The_Hat stream one time

Cornmans is like... c_o_r_n_m_a_n or something, I remember it has a bunch of underscores... xX_corn_man_Xx

Smiffwilm posted...

That, or maybe they just creepily really like Tea from Yugioh?

Is that pronounce tee or like teya?

Background: for years I've had visceral and upsetting dreams revolving around poop/touching poop/having to clean huge amounts of poop

This time I was at my homophobic aunts house and I had to poop. I decided to use the basement bathroom because it was a big poop and I didn't want anyone to hear. For some reason there were 2 toilets in the room and I just picked the closest one without thinking. I dropped a huge nasty shit and then realized it was like a display toilet that wasn't hooked up to the plumbing or anything. I still had more in me so I moved to the other toilet to finish. I figured I would have to scoop the poop out of the first toilet and then clean it out before anyone noticed. Well it turned out the plumbing wasn't hooked up on the second toilet either. At this point my aunt comes in and gets really upset at all the poop. I explain to her I didnt know the toilets weren't hooked up and promised I would clean all the poop. She gives me some pipes or something to hook up the plumbing and my uncle comes in to help. Im so embarrassed about all my poop and beg him to never tell anyone. He tells me its ok and im a good kid and pulls out a plate of those nasty microwave pizza bagels we can share while we work on the plumbing

Im teamilked on twitch, and someone misread it as "team i killed" when I joined once

gunplagirl posted...

Tummy should be bigger but thighs to die for

Thank u

if we're just adding in letters willy nilly, might as well be teat milk

my ex-gf's grandpa was a writer on dr. who

how old are you? do you have any family or s/o to take care of?

i like fat guys but i dont fuck

I remember reading it in middle school. Didn't realize it was by Ursula k le guin until now

Taiko no tatsujin

Bump

Im in a 3 hr meating and im bored

Wutobliteration posted...

oh any good shit in there?

Oh I wiped it and told her not to do that again. She was still signed into her email and stuff, and there was a folder with scans of IDs and other personal documents lol. I was tempted but I didn't think I should look any deeper even if I wasn't going to do anything

How do you feel about rhythm games?

i paid $250 for a macbook pro from a girl in college, and she just gave me her login password and all her private shit was still on the laptop

MarveI posted...

Time to make some soup

oh you know i did

Machete posted...

Legit ravioli or like canned stuff?

well i didnt make it from scratch but it was refrigerated and u have to boil it

Jefejonny posted...

Wait you guys dont live together anymore is this true? @TeaMilk @DocileOrangeCup

i used to live at his moms place, then i got my own place and he mostly lives with me now

wtf does wugh mean

your dog was annoying when i lived there so maybe she deserves it ???

KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Can I have your stuff?

OK but only if you fight cornman in a wendys parking lot and win

XxKrazyChaosxX posted...

Chef Boyardee claims another one.

it wasn't boyardee!!!! idk the brand but i at least had to put it in boiling water

Anyone remember this? Its like 20 years old now lol
https://youtu.be/Wz-mJed_bP0

DocileOrangeCup posted...

My tummy is just more powerful

Im going to slap the fuck out of your tummy

AngelicRadiance posted...

Have you discussed what happens to cornman in the event of your untimely death by ravioli?

I guess his mom can come pick him up?

trappedunderice posted...

Was it the boyardee

Nah its the kind in the refrigerated section that u boil for like 4 mins

ApherosyLove posted...

Okay I gotta try this too. i didn't try them until I was 27!
(A month ago!)

I thought you had to be either older or younger than me and I was right!!

DocileOrangeCup posted...

I've eaten stuff that's been sitting out for well past 12 hours in a warm California bedroom that also contained cheese and other things and I've never had any problems

You're fucked up man

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Cornman told me it would be ok

Its honestly not that bad (yet) id rather this than waste a bunch of ravioli tbh

ApherosyLove posted...

How do u feel about brussel sprouts

I didnt try them til I was like 20 but I actually really like them. Good in the oven with just olive oil and salt/pepper, but my moms bf makes these incredible sprouts with a maple syrup mustard sauce and bacon

AngelicRadiance posted...

https://i.imgur.com/ONmjquv.jpeg

Those guys are crazy how do they look like that??

kuwab0 posted...

You got some Diarrheaioli

Ya

Xavier_On_High posted...

That shouldn't cause any problems, assuming it was brought up to temperature. Might be unrelated.

Huh? I mean I cooked it, and then left it on the stove for 9 hours. I microwaved it a little before eating but I figure it would have grown some bacteria in that time

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Delicious strawbery milk

AngelicRadiance posted...

Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli

Give me the formuoli for some pepto bismol

Gurifisu posted...

I'm bout to eat some curry that's been sitting in my car for 24 hours

I LOVE curry, what kind?

TheLiarParadox posted...

I saw a package of ravioli sitting in front of someone's house when I was out for a run today. Were those yours?

What no I ate all mine. Didn't want to waste it

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I found out I was allergic to cement though

brotrrwinner posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWoyTD27kFs

This guy is a public menace. You should only enjoy ravioli in your own home imo

Omnislasher posted...

that doesn't seem like it should be that problematic

Just some less than solid poops and tummy pain. I work from home so its not a big deal ig

:(

Heartomaton posted...

Isn't @TeaMilk married to a CEman?

Nah he just lives in my house

@WilliamPorygon

Exposed balls??

Oh shit awesome

I need to catch up on crimehot

DezDroppedFreak posted...

Do you still have the homer

https://youtu.be/csKofI-Okpw

SSJGrimReaper posted...

was that you teamilk

NO you can see the mic icon show up, it was that guy on the red team