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TopicFive million dollars, but you can only eat between 7 and 8 PM for the rest
Far-Queue
12/19/21 6:34:30 PM
#2
Can I have water? Coffee?

Water is a necessity. Gotta hydrate. If I can have water I could manage. If I can have coffee then it's easy fucking money because that's pretty much how I operated through much of my 20s

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TopicLeggings can help a girl keep warm
Far-Queue
12/19/21 2:53:09 PM
#7
Nothing long about videos that I'm in, unfortunately

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TopicHow do you obliterate airborne dust intruders?
Far-Queue
12/19/21 2:51:26 PM
#3
If you got a couple hundred smackers laying around you could get a decent HEPA air purifier

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TopicI'm gonna watch a movie called Spirited Away
Far-Queue
12/17/21 7:46:46 AM
#8
FrozenBananas posted...
I think it was one of the highest grossing Japan films ever
What's so gross about it?

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TopicThe Republican Party is dead
Far-Queue
12/17/21 7:07:16 AM
#3
Problem with that assessment is that these MAGA "Let's Go Brandon" morons don't care about what's right or wrong, they'll back anyone who will "own the libs durrrrr" and there's fucking millions of these dumb traitorous assholes, ready to vote

GQP is keenly aware that they're losing stock in the general public which is why they're changing voting rules and gerrymandering the absolute piss out of what would otherwise be Dem-leaning districts to work in their favor

Hopefully the moderates aren't too put off by Biden being an ineffective leader, but who can say? Manchin and Sinema are fucking dickheads but you'd think Biden could figure out a way to get them to come around by now

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TopicI know we can't really talk about moderations
Far-Queue
12/17/21 6:14:43 AM
#51
rexcrk posted...
Ive never seen someone misread my posts as much as this dude.
Make better posts

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TopicI know we can't really talk about moderations
Far-Queue
12/17/21 5:58:46 AM
#48
rexcrk posted...
Really anyone who takes this shit way too seriously

I mean, its a damned video game message board for goodness sake. If you dont want to get moderated, dont shitpost. The rules honestly arent that difficult to follow.

And if you do want to shitpost and be an ass and get moderated who cares? None of this matters in real life. Make a new account and do it all over again.

Not difficult either way.
Kinda hypocritical post tbh seems like you're the one taking things too seriously

Not to mention you contradict yourself: "Follow the rules! It's not that hard! Or don't follow the rules... who cares?!"


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Topicpeople who pour ketchup on their fries
Far-Queue
12/17/21 5:55:30 AM
#3
Everyone knows you put relish on fries

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TopicI know we can't really talk about moderations
Far-Queue
12/16/21 10:39:45 PM
#35
DragonClaw01 posted...
The dude is going to be about as attractive as your average school lunch lady.
ur mom must have a thing for lunch ladies then she don't seem to mind when Mead and I give her the ol' DP lmao

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Topica 13th topic of memes - yes mead is transgender edition
Far-Queue
12/16/21 10:23:15 PM
#6
Maybe @DirtBasedSoap will see this before the topic purges lmao

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/4/AAZslrAACtJe.jpg

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TopicMy friends and I always do a new thing in January. This year is tattoos.
Far-Queue
12/16/21 8:47:55 PM
#7
There's a male version of Damien?!

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TopicMy friends and I always do a new thing in January. This year is tattoos.
Far-Queue
12/16/21 8:17:10 PM
#2
Lemme guess ur doucheon lmao

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TopicIs it true all emo girls now adays have penises
Far-Queue
12/16/21 6:19:26 PM
#2
just ur mom lmao

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TopicMeme topic twelvth
Far-Queue
12/16/21 5:23:14 PM
#500
500

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TopicMeme topic twelvth
Far-Queue
12/16/21 5:23:07 PM
#499
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/2/AAZslrAACtFs.jpg

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Topica 13th topic of memes - yes mead is transgender edition
Far-Queue
12/16/21 5:15:16 PM
#4
Yo slow your roll the other topic ain't capped yet

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TopicMeme topic twelvth
Far-Queue
12/16/21 3:36:50 PM
#495
lmao

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TopicBillie Eilish says she was 'Addicted' to Porn at 11 Years Old...
Far-Queue
12/16/21 12:12:27 PM
#4
Pretty sure I was getting into porn around the same age... Found magazines, scrambled cable porn, softcore "Skinemax" shit lmao whatever I could get my hormonally raging eyes on

I distinctly remember a Grendel: War Child comic book with a lesbian scene and titties in it that occupied much of my time lol my mom had no idea comics could have such adult content in them or else I'm sure she never would've allowed it in the house

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Topicjesus fuck, twitter is THIRSTY
Far-Queue
12/16/21 12:08:04 PM
#2
What are the dates on those, though? I get maybe one every few days.

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Topic#WokeMAGA Alert: Florida to introduce 'STOP WOKE' act for CRT...
Far-Queue
12/16/21 12:06:38 PM
#3
Dude conservatives project so fucking hard with that "snowflake" shit... these fucking MAGA "Let's go Brandon" morons are the biggest fucking snowflakes around lmao

"oh no not big scary CRT! Please protect us, GQP!!" What a bunch of ignorant clods

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TopicMeme topic twelvth
Far-Queue
12/16/21 7:03:54 AM
#490
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/3/AAZslrAACs_d.jpg

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TopicMontana Man Discovers He Has Oldest DNA in America
Far-Queue
12/16/21 6:32:53 AM
#202
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/5/9/AAZslrAACs_P.jpg

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TopicMeme topic twelvth
Far-Queue
12/15/21 11:04:06 PM
#486
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/8/AAZslrAACs8a.jpg

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TopicWhat should I try tonight?
Far-Queue
12/15/21 7:23:20 PM
#9
ConfusedTorchic posted...
XIII is a 13, they should play that instead
Not the remake. Remake is garbo

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TopicMeme topic twelvth
Far-Queue
12/15/21 4:09:08 PM
#475
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/7/AAZslrAACs2x.jpg

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Topiclmao that new Kid Rock song suuuuucks
Far-Queue
12/15/21 12:53:32 PM
#5
It's amazing to me that Kid Rock has been doing this for like 30 years and his flow and style have never changed or improved

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TopicDo you look at porn on Reddit?
Far-Queue
12/15/21 9:37:20 AM
#37
Sarcasthma posted...
Only to search for crazy Whiskey comments.
lmao r/KatDenning'sToeCheese

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TopicThe truck in front of me says C.U.M.
Far-Queue
12/15/21 9:30:44 AM
#11
Cantaloupe Using Masturbator

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Topiclmao that new Kid Rock song suuuuucks
Far-Queue
12/15/21 8:39:00 AM
#2
Not gonna link the song because I want to spare you the pain but here's a dude making fun of it and you can hear enough of the song in this vid to get the gist of the complete shittitude of the song

https://youtu.be/tvG3DQGdoDk


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Topiclmao that new Kid Rock song suuuuucks
Far-Queue
12/15/21 8:37:23 AM
#1
I mean it's fucking Kid Rock so of course it was always gonna be absolute shit but holy shit did he up the ante on garbo music

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TopicI've run 1,075 miles so far this year. Trying to get to 1200 by 2022.
Far-Queue
12/15/21 8:26:23 AM
#34
You're the shootingest star of them all

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TopicIt's for real so embarrassing to realize you're queer in your 30's
Far-Queue
12/15/21 7:31:08 AM
#9
I bet you thought that was egg on your face lmao

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TopicI was watching Sesame Street songs with a child
Far-Queue
12/14/21 11:49:31 PM
#2
I played this for my kids and they loved it

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TopicSwitch year in review
Far-Queue
12/14/21 9:54:18 PM
#11
I have a pin set up on my Switch so my kids don't play it without my permission and when I check the parental settings it says 0 hours played a lot even though I let the kids play

Pretty sure it doesn't track properly

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TopicSwitch year in review
Far-Queue
12/14/21 7:54:31 PM
#8
Same time post

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TopicSwitch year in review
Far-Queue
12/14/21 7:53:47 PM
#6
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/7/AAZslrAACsnx.jpg

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TopicSwitch year in review
Far-Queue
12/14/21 7:53:31 PM
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TopicSwitch year in review
Far-Queue
12/14/21 7:52:44 PM
#4
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TopicThe kitchen sink in my new apartment is clogged
Far-Queue
12/14/21 5:58:20 PM
#20
Which is why I specified older traps bruh my brother is a plumber I know what I'm talking about. Older traps can absolutely leak and if you don't want to replace them plumbers tape is a good temporary fix

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TopicThe kitchen sink in my new apartment is clogged
Far-Queue
12/14/21 5:41:57 PM
#18
Helps to have plumbers tape or something on hand if you're going to open the trap, particularly on older pipes

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TopicMeme topic twelvth
Far-Queue
12/14/21 5:36:46 PM
#459
Sarcasthma posted...
Looks like you'll be getting Chris Hansen for Christmas this year, winter.
lmao

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TopicThe kitchen sink in my new apartment is clogged
Far-Queue
12/14/21 3:01:49 PM
#5
Baking soda and vinegar

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TopicXbox admits they mishandled Lionhead Studios (Fable dev)
Far-Queue
12/14/21 11:04:21 AM
#24
Somewhat related:

https://blog.gala.games/legacy-land-sale-starts-tomorrow-c54761629c0f

Molyneux's new game deals with NFTs and crypto...

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TopicApple is angling to hook Android users with upcoming iPhone SE 5G
Far-Queue
12/14/21 8:55:53 AM
#1
Will you be switching to the new iPhone?





https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/apples-upcoming-iphone-se-5g-could-help-attract-billion-plus-android-users-2021-12-13

Poll options tailored to include all possible responses.

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TopicXbox admits they mishandled Lionhead Studios (Fable dev)
Far-Queue
12/14/21 8:45:43 AM
#23
Kimbos_Egg posted...
Oh yeah only lionshead though. I guess rare can go fuck itself.
I read Spencer's response as being a sort of blanket admission that the entire push surrounding the Kinect was handled poorly, and that while Lionhead is being referenced, he's also speaking to other unnamed casualties of that era, such as Rare

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Topic22 y/o Girl said CHRISTIANITY caused her to have PAINFUL SEX!! Is She Hot???
Far-Queue
12/14/21 6:22:23 AM
#6
One of my exes has a sister who claimed sex was too painful and had a largely sexless marriage until she cheated on her husband lol

Turns out she just wasn't sexually attracted to her husband. She married her best friend and couldn't learn to love him in a sexual way. Now she's married to the dude she cheated with and they have a growing, happy family.

Her ex ended up finding another woman and they were happy together last I heard, so it's not a completely terrible story. I did feel bad for him for a while though because he was definitely hurt in the situation

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TopicMillion dollars, but you have to watch the entirety of Iron Fist between every..
Far-Queue
12/14/21 6:16:40 AM
#14
Already have money. No thanks.

Gimme more time!

All those moments...

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TopicMeme topic twelvth
Far-Queue
12/13/21 7:37:19 PM
#443
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Far-Queue
12/13/21 7:22:55 PM
#442
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TopicXbox admits they mishandled Lionhead Studios (Fable dev)
Far-Queue
12/13/21 6:33:26 PM
#7
Armed and Dangerous on OG XBOX was great for British humor

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