Lurker > masterpug53

LurkerFAQs, Active Database ( 12.01.2023-present ), DB1, DB2, DB3, DB4, DB5, DB6, DB7, DB8, DB9, DB10, DB11, DB12, Clear
Board List
Page List: 1 ... 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16 ... 136
TopicDid we really need Mark Hamill Joker 3 times in the same thank you card?
masterpug53
07/24/25 2:08:58 PM
#16
Zack Galifianakis voiced Joker in the Lego Batman movie.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicsTay AwAy frOm thE SumMoNEr!
masterpug53
07/24/25 1:53:55 PM
#23
You can stuff your taboos!

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicDo you like this movie: The Incredibles
masterpug53
07/24/25 12:36:10 PM
#22
Literally my all-time favorite movie.

Superhero movies from now until the heat death of the universe have their work cut out for them trying to top the 100 Mile Dash sequence as the pinnacle film depiction of the speedster superpower.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicHave YOU Venmo'd the US to reduce the NATIONAL DEBT??
masterpug53
07/24/25 12:31:33 PM
#10
Welcome to America, where Uncle Sam needs a GoFundMe and Lady Liberty needs an OF to make ends meet.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicHulk Hogan dead
masterpug53
07/24/25 12:28:10 PM
#44
McmadnessV3 posted...
He left a mixed legacy thats for sure. On one hand he had a big hand in making wrestling the big thing it became, on the other hand his backstage politicking got a lot of people buried at his expense.

And in another case, the guy did a lot of charity work throughout his life, but also at the same time is a racist and supported Trump.

So like, do I say rest in peace? Rot in Hell? Thats a shame? Good riddance?
I'm just gonna walk away from this one.

Kinda where I'm at too.

I will say that I often think about how the GOP elite will react when Trump dies, and whether or not they'll try to groom a new celebrity figurehead in an attempt to maintain the enthusiasm of the cult and the interest of low-info voters. And for whatever reason, in that scenario the number-one name that always came to mind was Hulk Hogan. So I guess that particular hypothetical is of no concern anymore.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
Topicone of elder scrolls creator, Julian Lefay has passed away
masterpug53
07/23/25 4:15:51 PM
#8
RIP. May you achieve CHIM and help remake this broken world.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicPedro Pascal never gets the anxiety gropes around men, does he?
masterpug53
07/23/25 2:29:56 PM
#36
Now are Twitter's body language detectives smart enough to figure out why he might have limelight anxiety issues in the first place?

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicRandom video game quotes
masterpug53
07/23/25 12:11:03 PM
#154
"Oh, great. A bourgeois, big-bollocked boiler. That's all I need."

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicY'all ready for this 'corn sweat' heat dome the next couple days?
masterpug53
07/23/25 9:48:38 AM
#17
Gentlemen, behold! I give you...MORE CORN SWEAT!!

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicRandom video game quotes
masterpug53
07/23/25 9:43:39 AM
#147
I'm protecting Agrias. Geronimo!

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicAndrew Yang, on Ozzy Osborne
masterpug53
07/22/25 11:08:28 PM
#15
RIP to Ozzy Osbourne, an American icon just like James Bond, fish n' chips, and al-ooh-min-ee-um.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicNo Mr Simpson a cat is a living creature
masterpug53
07/22/25 3:19:49 PM
#30
I think we need less Homer Simpsons, and more money for public schools!

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicKevin O'Leary ''No one cares about the Epstein Files.''
masterpug53
07/22/25 1:55:18 PM
#28
"Nobody cares about the thing we all cared so passionately about two weeks ago."

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicMen aren't approaching women in person anymore
masterpug53
07/22/25 11:59:12 AM
#425
viewmaster_pi posted...
women hated being approached in 6000 BC

Men weren't clubbing women over the head in person anymore

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicDo you like this movie: Mallrats
masterpug53
07/22/25 11:29:15 AM
#22
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Yeah, I haven't seen Chasing Amy in years but even back then it just felt...off. I guess it works from the lens of a really, really dumb guy trying and failing to understand gay culture. IIRC Jason Lee was, once again, the best part of the movie: he was painted as the bitter jealous third wheel but ended up having his head screwed on tighter than everyone else.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicDo you like this movie: Mallrats
masterpug53
07/22/25 10:05:03 AM
#9
Probably my favorite View Askew movie overall. A big reason why I got into My Name is Earl was the chance to see Jason Lee and Ethan Suplee pal around again.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicTrump renegs on offers made to Lisa Murkowski to win her vote for the BBB.
masterpug53
07/21/25 7:02:12 PM
#37
We simply do not send our best and brightest to Washington.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicReally, Epstein? Epstein is what might make MAGA turn against Trump?
masterpug53
07/21/25 2:36:18 PM
#43
Takuya_Lee posted...
It's because at its core, the MAGA cult is a bunch of conspiracy theorists. And Trump used the Epstein list to get them to vote for him, saying he would use it against the Deep State.

I honestly don't know if they will fully turn, but it will at least disengage some of them. May not be a lot, but even a small amount would have consequences for him and the GOP.

This. It's about as close as we'll get to seeing the hardcore conspiracy theorist wing of MAGA have their big "meet the new boss, same as the old boss" revelation.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
Topica reminder that ed edd n eddy was a great show
masterpug53
07/21/25 2:31:18 PM
#42
I headcanon that the Ed boys somehow grew up to be Mac, Charlie and Dennis from Always Sunny. I realize this makes no sense on any logistical level but at the same time I can't be talked out of it either.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicRIP Malcolm-Jamal Warner
masterpug53
07/21/25 2:28:54 PM
#31
That's damn tragic, RIP. I had to do a double-take with the topic title because I knew he wasn't very old.

UnsteadyOwl posted...
I forgot about that but yeah he was really good in Community.

Funny thing is they make a nod to the Cosby show by having his character always wear Cosby-esque sweaters:
Jeff: "Nice sweater."
Andre: "Thanks. My dad gave it to me."

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicI finished Andor
masterpug53
07/21/25 12:48:45 PM
#75
Yeah, if anything Andor and Rogue One enhanced my appreciation for ANH; when you know all the bitter work, sacrifices and unsung heroism that had to line up so that a farm boy could magically bulleye an exhaust port, it surprisingly makes it feel more earned as opposed to just a string of dumb luck on everyone's part.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicMen aren't approaching women in person anymore
masterpug53
07/21/25 12:34:18 PM
#243
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


I mean, it's written by someone who offers a flowery appraisal of a real problem yet gives no meaningful advice on how to actually deal with said problem, one that she admits to having a small hand in creating herself. Makes a good point here and there, but should definitely be taken with a grain of salt overall.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicAOC campaign office vandalized with red paint after voting against MTG amendment
masterpug53
07/21/25 12:21:07 PM
#8
*Sees where this topic went*

And that's one of many reasons why I refuse to dignify Large Marge with an acronym.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
Topicme starting shotgun only new vegas run: :D
masterpug53
07/21/25 11:31:07 AM
#19
viewmaster_pi posted...
i forgoed luck

Oh you poor thing.

Anyway, probably a too-late suggestion, but if you're like me and know the safe path straight from Vegas to Goodsprings like the back of your hand, you can also get an early Lever-Action shotty by pickpocketing it off of Mrs Hostetler in her home (need to pickpocket her ammo, leave+return, then pickpocket the gun).

Though like you mentioned, the Boulder City saloon is an easy jog from the Black Mountain > Vegas path as well, so that's probably the quicker way to get one regardless.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicMen aren't approaching women in person anymore
masterpug53
07/21/25 9:58:51 AM
#210
HANGtheDJ_86 posted...
A cute guy downtown stopped me to compliment my backpack some months back and I blame myself for that conversation not progressing further

If it makes you feel better, I buy and wear nice / interesting shirts largely as a way to help me break the ice, and I rarely if ever have the confidence / wherewithal to actually follow through with getting a conversation going when it happens.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicRandom video game quotes
masterpug53
07/20/25 7:32:58 PM
#132
Mountains're nice.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicRandom video game quotes
masterpug53
07/20/25 8:09:40 AM
#130
CERBERUS DESTROYED
(His Meal in Three Bites)

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicAssman
masterpug53
07/20/25 8:05:18 AM
#20
Fighter of the Boobman, OH-AH-AHHH!

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicCEO and Not His Wife caught on the screen at Coldplay concert
masterpug53
07/18/25 8:45:19 PM
#142
Citrik posted...
When did hating on Coldplay become a thing?

Huh, and here I thought the joke was that Coldplay was loved mostly by women, so a guy going to see Coldplay without taking his wife was just as much grounds for divorce as the actual cheating.

But yeah, it probably is a simple as "Coldplay sucks."

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicNancy Pelosi, driving the nail in on the Trump-Epstein connection
masterpug53
07/18/25 12:50:21 PM
#15
Nancy Pelosi is and always has been probably the closest we'll get to a real-life Lucille Bluth: somehow equal parts shrewd mastermind and profoundly moronic.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
Topic$1 million but for three years you have to address everybody as bitch.
masterpug53
07/18/25 11:45:43 AM
#10
Sure. Though I think I'll go for more of a Scary Terry delivery than a Jesse Pinkman.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicStranger Things 5 trailer
masterpug53
07/18/25 11:42:16 AM
#21
SSJGrimReaper posted...
https://x.com/alexhollings52/status/1945171405185695961?s=46&t=yaW1Eb_3y6Ms8af8t266AQ

Clearly someone wasn't a Venture Bros. fan back in the day.

The long wait doesn't bother me if the payoff is worth it. Stranger Things hasn't let me down yet, so I don't feel personally offended by them taking their time. On the other hand, waiting two years for the second season of House of Dragons only to have it end up being an extended trailer for s3...that one left a bitter taste in my mouth.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicWhat are the greatest videogame moments of all time?
masterpug53
07/18/25 11:10:18 AM
#17
Busting Epona out of the ranch in OoT (and special mention to leaping Gerudo Canyon on horseback).

Burying the Master Sword in Ganon's forehead in Wind Waker.

The Great Mighty Poo in Conker's Bad Fur Day (honorable mention to wailing on The Boiler's big brass...you know)

Beating the ever-loving shit out of Radiance in Hollow Knight.

El_Marsh posted...
I don't know about greatest but one of my favorite cut scenes is from Final Fantasy X

Tidus and Company crashing the wedding to rescue Yuna

It looks a little janky today but it was absolutely stunning back in 2001-2002 and is still a great "feel good" moment besides.

Having an in-game cutscene theater was such a genius move. I rewatched that scene probably a hundred times.


---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicTrump trying to kill "explosive" WSJ Epstein story
masterpug53
07/17/25 7:24:31 PM
#36
Democrat: "Hey, you guys want some cheese pizza for lunch?"
Chuds: "'Cheese pizza...C.P. = Child Porn, DEMOCRATS ARE PEDOS CONFIRMED!!!"

Trump: "Hey Jeffrey, we sure share a lot of interests, wink-wink!"
Chuds: "Nah, you guys are reading too much into things here."

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicRandom video game quotes
masterpug53
07/17/25 7:19:22 PM
#121
"You sure are a keen observer of the obvious, kupo!"

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicIs the Epstein stuff a distraction
masterpug53
07/17/25 7:03:18 PM
#15
Has much of the same energy as "why are you wasting time calling Trumpers 'weird' when you should be calling them racists, sexists, bigots, and all the other insults that have washed right off their backs for years!"

The Democrat establishment really does have a terminal addiction to identifying a winning strategy and going in the opposite direction.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicWith everything that's going on, who the fuck cares about this Epstein bullshit?
masterpug53
07/17/25 10:50:52 AM
#63
"Why are we going after Al Capone for tax evasion when we SHOULD be going after him for murder, racketeering, extortion, etc?!"

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicHoly shit Loki season 2 has been such a chore to watch.
masterpug53
07/16/25 8:17:03 PM
#25
DrizztLink posted...
I honestly thought Majors did well with that scene.

Pieces of shit can still give solid performances.

Haven't seen much of anything later than, like, the Sam/Bucky show, so no idea about anything later.

I hear Quantumania was at best a mess, though.

In my case, watching Quantumania and Secret Invasion so close to one another was when the shine finally came off the apple for the MCU as a whole.

I'd say that Quantumania is at least worth a watch so you can have your own opiniom of it. Secret Invasion, though, woo doggy that was a right stinker. Not even Olivia Coleman's character could redeem it. It's bad enough that it retroactively tarnishes older, better MCU fare to a slight degree.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicIs Stephen King on the list?
masterpug53
07/16/25 5:31:45 PM
#13
I actually find it quite charming that Stephen King still believes in the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
Topic"Remember your homelands heritage"
masterpug53
07/16/25 3:53:51 PM
#10
"Remember highly selective parts of your homeland's heritage."

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicDo you like this game: Super Mario Kart
masterpug53
07/16/25 2:50:22 PM
#24
Honestly? Nah. I never owned it and don't have the best memories playing it with friends. The series didn't come into its own until MK64, which I bought day 1, absolutely adored, and played the hell out of.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicRandom video game quotes
masterpug53
07/16/25 2:08:51 PM
#115
"This shouldn't hurt, but if it does, try not to scream too loudly. My ears are sensitive."

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicWho's still playing Oblivion Remastered? Thoughts a couple months later?
masterpug53
07/16/25 1:54:51 PM
#9
I stopped cold about a month after release. Pretty much all of my favorite exploits were altered / hamstrung, which I could deal with, but then I started getting a ridiculous amount of crashing and just said fuck it.

Not even considering returning to the game until the fix the broken Staff of Worms and the awful move-drag / decorating placement, at bare minimum.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicWhat is something about CE that annoys you?
masterpug53
07/16/25 1:27:54 PM
#19
Seeing the same arguments over and over and over again. BotW is overrated, FF6 has too many party members, literally any mention of the acronym "TLJ," the list goes on. Wouldn't be so bad if the board archived and you could just copypasta whatever you said the last time any given dead horse came around.

At least Fallout 3 vs. New Vegas and Aeris vs. Aerith have pretty much died out at this point.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicFirst picture of Harry Potter kid in full costume on set.
masterpug53
07/15/25 8:16:50 PM
#48
BigMeatyClaws posted...
Um, Hagrid

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4373078d.jpg

beard looks cheap lol

Pretty sure that's just regular Nick Frost going out to get some Cornettos.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicHow MAGA Influencers Are Framing Democrats for Wanting to Show the Epstein Files
masterpug53
07/15/25 4:40:10 PM
#7
That right there is the spin doctor equivalent of Magikarp using Splash.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicTIL Napoleon Bonaparte had a brother named Joe who lived in Jersey
masterpug53
07/15/25 3:51:07 PM
#4
ReturnOfDevsman posted...
I hope they called him Jonaparte

More like Bon Jovaparte mirite?

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicFinal Fantasy VI has 14 playable characters... Too many or nah?
masterpug53
07/15/25 3:48:46 PM
#64
"They become irrelevant to the plot" is not a complaint that has any bearing on whether or not a FF game has too many party members. Most FF games struggle with at least half of their party members losing plot relevance: 9, 8, and 4 immediately spring to mind.

If you want to complain about how, say, FF6's Blue Mage and most powerful base-stat magic user get introduced way too late in the game (forcing you to play major catch-up in teaching them spells to make them viable) because the other party members' screentime shunted those two to the ass-end of the WoB plot, that's at least relevant.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicNew Gumball Series | Official Trailer | Cartoon Network
masterpug53
07/15/25 3:10:11 PM
#6
One of the last great "no, really, it's actually pretty clever and well-written" shows I watched on CN. Nice to see the series is still getting some love.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
TopicFuck its hard to start drawing again when its been a few months.
masterpug53
07/15/25 3:05:54 PM
#7
Mistere_Man posted...
Agreed. Also I am used to drawing on paper with pencils, but I finally got a tablet I can draw on, but lets just say it is very different experience, and is going to take some getting used to.

It will take awhile to get used to, so don't get discouraged. No shame in using tools to get smooth lines while you get used to it; I used the Pen tool a lot in Photoshop whenever my hand-drawing wasn't up to snuff, and still occasionally bust it out when I need perfect small circles or really long straight lines. Modern versions of PS have a Smoothing setting on the brush that can help a lot, and I'm sure other programs have something comparable.

---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
Board List
Page List: 1 ... 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16 ... 136