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Cemith posted...

Bummer I missed the good stuff

Finally read the topic. Woof.

It was a weird rant, then the poster was shitting on biracial kids, then more weird rant.

I regret to inform everyone that Petulia's corpse burnt up in the conflagration that also destroyed our fields, meaning that her meat and hide could not be returned to the colony.

-BrokenSpiral- posted...

What

What the hell does being biracial have to do with anything

Diary of Randy-123r, 9th of Decembruary 5500.

Dear diary, today was quite a day!

It all started this afternoon, when Jeff became the new Moderator of Current Events. He's like our chaplain, keeping us morally pure and on the straight and narrow ideologically. But of course, you, diary, already knew that! That was great and all, but Jeff now wants a hood, because that's apparently "appropriate Moderator apparel".

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After we all went to bed, a new friend came to visit! Her name is Amaya, and she really liked our guinea pig, Petulia. The guinea pig I didn't even know we had! It was just wandering around camp, eating our taters right out of the ground. Oh my gosh diary, you won't believe this, but Amaya must have dropped her steel club or something RIGHT ON PETULIA. Killing her, splat!

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Anyway, nobody was very upset at Petulia's demise, so that's good. We were all a bit cross with Amaya though, because she was like, really RUDE when she set our taters on fire. Then when we went to tell her to go away, she dropped her steel club AGAIN. Not only that, she dropped it right on my leg, turning it into a really yucky gross ruin. She even picked it up and dropped it a few more times. Talk about BUTTERFINGERS! So like, while I tried to crawl away C-zom shot Amaya in the head because he was just that cross.

Jeff was really nice and bandaged up my whoopsies, so I'm writing this in bed right now. It's really warm for some reason though, and kind of hard to sleep.

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Anyway, we're having roast pork for dinner tomorrow night so that will be nice. I'll even get to eat in bed. HA!

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On the upside, you are very good at gardening.

After eight days of feverish research, Jeff has discovered the secret art of making a meal that won't go bad within a few days. That will surely come in handy, given how unreliable the colony's wind turbine is. With that in mind, he has set his sights on discovering some way of storing excess electricity, so that the colony can have a freezer that actually freezes.

Unfortunately, although Jeff has more skills in the intellectual than the other colonists, he is still somewhat lacking in that department. Hopefully, Current Events can find someone extremely clever to "persuade" to join the colony.

Gee whiz, our colonists have been given their first quest! A bigwig from the empire has asked for sanctuary at Current Events. They were ambushed, and their guards brutally slain, by a manhunting... hare?

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That must be some kind of ironic Rimworld slang for an evil killing machine, right? Like how people on the planet 'Straya call readheads Bluey, right? This will be a fight to the death, right? Nope.

Well, they uh, killed the living shit out of that bunny. In an epic display of marksmanship, C_Zom managed to nail it in the left kidney from a few metres away. Surprisingly, there was enough meat left to make a few dinners for the colonists.
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In other news, Jeff has been whispering sweet nothings in Broos' ear, and Broos has realised that Current Events is actually pretty awesome and has subscribed to its newsletter.
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DECISION POINT:
Should Broos become a slave, a CEPerson or be released back to the wretched hive of scum and villainy they came from (probably a subreddit or something).

The brute! Broos attacked the colony's guineapig, Petulia (who I didn't know they even had!)

Fortunately, C_Zom swung into action extremely quickly, and brought Broos down with a rifle round to the arm. Petulia got off fairly lightly, with a few thumps to the head and a shattered nose. That poor, poor nose.

Needless to say, Broos will be taught the error of his ways, and brought into the fold.

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"Oh wow, another visitor! Maybe they'll be our friend!" C_Zom mentioned to Jeff, in the middle of a discussion about how hilarious savoury food is.

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Sweet! Some face masks literally fell from the sky. These would have been really useful a few years ago. Anyway, free face masks aren't to be sniffed at!

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Our pioneers quickly build a lovely kitchen with a walk-in freezer. Unfortunately, the wind turbine they've built to power it is unreliable at best. Time to research some way of storing electricity. Well, at least the wind turbine hasn't exploded any bats.

Great work Jeff, really original.
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Well, our colony received its first visitor in the form of Pheanox, a villager from Verberon Alliance, a local faction. They were quite happy to make a deal.

Only two days old, the colony didn't have much to trade with, but it seemed like Randy had some ambrosia (a mildly hallucinogenic fruit) stashed away under their mattress. Surely they won't mind if they're used to buy some more survival meals and some medicine with some change? Right?

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Wasting no time, our three pioneers build a nice little wood cabin, which will probably get burnt down in the first firestorm. Feeling a sense of satisfaction, Jeff and C_Zom get witty about savoury foods.

It begins

The end was prophesised for many years, but non would believe it. Finally, the great glitterworld of GameFAQs fell, becoming a burnt-out vestige of its former glory. Three intrepid pilgrims sought to build a new society. Hijacking a spacecraft (barely) capable of interstellar flight, they set the controls for a nearby settled and civilised planet.

Of course, things went south from there. While they were in cryptosleep, the ship went haywire and they ended up crash-landing on a frontier world, somewhere near a mountain range.

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Meet the founding members of Current Events:
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Three people is hardly enough for a self-sustaining society, so clearly our three pioneers will need to make friends. Lots of friends. Failing that, they'll need to kidnap people and brainwash them to join Current Events.

Alright folks, how should I play this?

1. Raiders or Pacifists
2. Tribal or high tech?
3. Save anytime or Ironman/woman?
4. Slaves or no slaves?
5. Cannibalism & organ harvesting or basic human dignity?

Bokothechoco2 posted...

SNOGgin deez nuts lmao gottem

Not unless you shower first

SomeLikeItHoth posted...

Can you make me an emo who's obsessed w/ elf girls

Soz luv, no elf girls

Jeff_AKA_Snoopy posted...

Me!! Will I become a cannibal? Let's find out

You will now!

C-zom posted...

Sure, throw me in. I love Rimworld. You doing any dlc or mods?

All DLC, some mods.

https://youtu.be/dFaqsc4lNyk?si=jQsqeYSm-98Ew6JR

Going to do an iron man run of Rimworld. There will be chaos and disaster.

Who wants their name in it?

shironinja posted...

why not breed the mealworm beetles and get free mealworms then?

it sounds like your lizard is just smart af and has found a way to domesticate mealworms.

All the this.

Could be worse, I had frogs ages ago back in the very mists of time and used to feed them crickets. One day the crickets brought in these weird mite things that ended up swarming all over my bedroom

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i was thinking the master in ep 1 was Darth Plagueis. After the having babies using the force thing in Ep3, Im fairly sure of it.

LonelyStoner posted...

I would bet good money that this scenario never happened. Especially considering who the TC is.

TC is quite clearly a compulsive phantacist.

Prismriver posted...

Pics?

What am I? A digital content creator?

Sorry, I don't take pictures of my food. I don't have an Only Flans.

I think you're vastly overestimating how much effort it takes me to play something to completion.

Looks like pesto

No idea.

Probably lots.
Maybe not.

Who knows.

Frostmourne posted...

Was it hard making it homemade?

We bought the bases, but to be honest unless you've got a fancy pants oven, premade bases are just as good as home-rolled dough.

In the event that this fantastic voyage should turn to erosion and we never get old.
Remember it's true, dignity is valuable but our lives are valuable too.

My wife and I made supreme pizza, and a gorgonzola, pear, prosciutto and walnut.

Gremlin 1 made a Hawaiian pizza. She also wanted to add some marinated octopus and manchego to the pizza. I said no, but to be honest, I'm kinda curious what it'd be like, now.

Gremlin 2 made a cheesy garlic pizza.

We were all delighted.

My mum calls it "Creeping Jesus" because she thinks Wandering Jew is too antisemitic.

I still need to finish the first game.

Whenever I've played it, I've absolutely adored it, then I get sidetracked.

This is your chance, CE, to be who you really want to be.

You could finally reach that idealised version of yourself.

Or you could be a Cronenberg meets Giger meets Shaun Ryder from the Happy Mondays abomination.

It's entirely in the grasp of your mind.

boomgetchopped3 posted...

gotta love CE sometimes lmao

What stone-baked skeletons are hiding in *your* closet, I wonder?

It's almost like gambling is a cancer on the soul of humanity.

People who hate cheese pizza are usually morally reprehensible.

They're fucking fab.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3j2NYZ8FKs

No thank you. Carnist diet means early death, so nope all the way.

Its forced replayability

That's because Firaxis

Tynan Allan, a Black, queer person who attended the event to support various healthcare causes, told CBC that he was horrified by the transphobic and misogynistic content of Schneider's set.

Was Tynan really fucking lost or something?

Hmm.

Big "hmm"

KitKats posted...

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All the *this*

I think it entirely depends on the boundaries he's established with his wife.

This guy is trying so hard, it's almost cute.

I'm sure he has a lovely cottage somewhere, although I'm sure the walls are a bit drafty.

Kim_Seong-a posted...

Rhyming is ok
I'll just add a superfluous sound to the end of every sentence ay
I have to rhyme but the rule doesn't state I need to use real words or proper grammar ay

In an attempt to adhere to the letter yet not the spirit,
I regret to inform you that you sound more than a little bit
Like a Queenslander. An Australian, I must say
Who tends to end each and every statement with "ay".

Dungeater posted...

right now i am in a dark place so i want to say yes, however i still have the mental capacity to recognize i am only in a temporary pit and therefore not fit to make decisions like this

no chance

Yeah, that's a freaking mood.

On the upside, realising and recognising it's a temporary pit is freaking important.

If needs must be, I'll find I can,
E'en though I must sound like Etrigan.
There are worse things to be compell'd,
If it means the chuds are all dispelled.