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| Topic | Is there even a definitive classic platformer for PC? |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/09/24 5:30:52 PM #6 | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumpman_(video_game)
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| Topic | Sweden encourages parking snitches... |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/09/24 3:47:26 PM #5 | Krow_Incarnate posted...
You mean I get to report inconsiderate assholes and get paid for it? When's the next flight. Remember you'll probably have to pay like 60% of it back in taxes. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | We are living in a mysterious world |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/08/24 7:24:41 PM #2 | A mysterious...
A mysterious... A mysterious... A mysterious world. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | People who try to force themselves to talk with an accent |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/08/24 7:16:57 PM #2 | Everyone has an accent.
If you think they don't, it just means they have the same accent you do. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | What TV shows are you watching/recommending? |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/08/24 5:45:09 PM #5 | captpackrat posted...
"If everything goes right, maglevs could be running in American cities within a decade." SPOILER: rjsilverthorn posted... I just saw a video in my YouTube recommendations from This Old House season 43...nearly as old as I am. I remember watching that on PBS as a kid. In the early 80s. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | Trying to strike a chord |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/08/24 5:29:54 PM #6 | Skeleton key.
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| Topic | Microsoft just shut down Tango Gameworks and Arkane |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/08/24 5:10:37 PM #11 | ConfusedTorchic posted...
nothing's really Xbox exclusive anyways, they've been releasing on PC for years too now True, but PC is pretty much the same thing as XBox - Microsoft sees it as a Windows platform. I think Minecraft was the first major game that was directly owned by Microsoft that also got PS and Nintendo releases, and that honestly might just be because they got them before Microsoft bought Mojang. So it was kind of grandfathered in. I feel like the first major push towards actual non-exclusivity was only earlier this year, which is why is was a major story at the time. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | Money |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/08/24 5:06:47 PM #35 | Nade_Duck posted...
it's a gas It's a gas gas gas... https://youtu.be/DARZS3ipWoI?t=55 --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | Money |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/08/24 10:20:04 AM #31 | Dikitain posted...
I am kind of surprised that (non-certified) checks are still a thing. They're still useful for bill payments (for people who don't want to use digital payment). They're not really for day-to-day transactions for most people at this point. Last I heard, something like 30% of people still use them though. So companies can't outright stop accepting them yet. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | Where is the furthest place youve been from home? |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/08/24 8:35:45 AM #37 | AltOmega2 posted...
A thousand miles or so, not too keen on leaving the country. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbNlMtqrYS0 --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | Money |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/08/24 8:34:52 AM #28 | captpackrat posted...
I could pay the farrier with a check if I had to, but I know they prefer cash. Most handymen and laborers prefer cash because it lets them fudge income for tax purposes. No paper trail means you can underreport. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | Bruh and bro are like the most forced word |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/08/24 8:25:18 AM #13 | EclairReturns posted...
Personally, I would say that the verbalized form of that gesture is, "Are you freakin' joking with this?" Bro's one of those words that can man like a dozen different things depending on context and tone of voice. So that gesture is like "Bro, are you kidding me?" or "Can you believe this guy?" But change the inflection and you've got "Bro! It's good to see you!" You could also have "Bro! What are you doing?!" "Bro! That was awesome!" "Bro! Look out!" "Bro! That was disgusting!" Or even "Bro... you should be ashamed of yourself." In that vein, it's generally interchangeable with "dude". --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | Microsoft just shut down Tango Gameworks and Arkane |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/08/24 7:52:24 AM #9 | ConfusedTorchic posted...
this is such a weird post that i want elaboration on for why he thinks this has anything to do with ps5 Probably just meant that they assumed Microsoft would keep any title from a developer they owned XBox exclusive. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | Money |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/07/24 8:46:43 PM #20 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0kcet4aPpQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNND0AvhnyQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMVuRGw_a5A https://youtu.be/vRsrOsWQNYs?t=106 --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | Nearest Latitude parallel and Longitude meridian to you? |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/07/24 8:29:46 PM #7 | PikachuMaxwell posted...
Jersey! Yus. Though the actual exact intersection of those two is in the ocean. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | Where is the furthest place youve been from home? |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/07/24 2:20:41 PM #23 | The Bahamas. So about 1000 miles, give or take.
--- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | do you guys remember that photo of jason alexander playing metroid prime |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/07/24 2:09:43 PM #6 | Revelation34 posted...
Never seen it before this thread. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | Bruh and bro are like the most forced word |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/07/24 2:07:29 PM #8 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHCytsnCj_U
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| Topic | Would you ever sleep well again if this happened? |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/07/24 2:00:44 PM #5 | BlackScythe0 posted...
I don't think I've ever slept at a restaurant before, maybe when I was a baby? I've never slept at a restaurant before, though I did pass out in a bar once. BUT. It had nothing to do with alcohol, as much as like 2-3 days worth of sleep deprivation finally catching up to me. Here's the bar: https://madamex.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/madame-x-main-bar-2.jpg I basically fell asleep sitting up on one of the couches. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | Nearest Latitude parallel and Longitude meridian to you? |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/07/24 1:40:15 PM #3 | 40N 74W
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| Topic | I have personal responsibilities I need to do and aren't doing |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/06/24 4:24:40 PM #5 | AltOmega2 posted...
Take a shot (or two) of hard alcohol, that always puts me the mood to get things done. Meth works way better. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | Money |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/06/24 4:22:59 PM #6 | I use credit for most things, but still use cash for fast food/food delivery and most person-to-person transactions (like paying my local handyman).
Dikitain posted... and even then, half the stores didn't accept cash. I don't think I've ever encountered a store that didn't take cash. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | why are mods actually enforcing the politics rule |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/06/24 4:17:15 PM #23 | Cupcake2006 posted...
The problem is, people here will probably get modded for even just posting about the campus protests. Not giving opinions or anything. Just "hey, this is happening." Let's be honest, though - literally no one is going to just post "hey, this is happening" without adding their own snide take on it. Which is where the political part comes in. Like it or not, realize it or not, accept it or not, pretty much everyone adds their own biases when discussing current events. Even choosing which stories to mention and which to ignore (let alone which news sites you choose to link to) is playing into bias. Most current events discussion (both on this site and in general) always devolves into stupidity. And there's no real reason for it to be here in the first place. Video games news? Sure. Pop culture news at a stretch, maybe. But global events and outright political discussion, no. And none of this is helped by the number of people making "ha ha gotcha" topics alluding to political stuff as a protest against being told they can't talk about political stuff, because Internet activism in general is about on par with a 12-year old throwing a tantrum because they don't want to eat their vegetables. Which does very little to prove that people here are mature enough to be discussing complex socio-political issues in the first place. (And aside from all that, let's not pretend the protests specifically aren't inherently political in and of themselves - even just mentioning them is politicizing the discussion. Because their entire existence is political.) AltOmega2 posted... I'm actually fine with the no politics rule. No one in the year 2024 has ever had their mind changed arguing politics on the Internet. "Political discussion on the Internet is like watching a playground full of kindergarteners talk about nuclear physics - no one involved has any clue what the hell they're talking about, and it probably ends with a lot of insults and people flinging poop at each other." --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | How do I wipe this song off the face of the earth? |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/06/24 3:41:00 PM #9 | Johnny_Eagle posted...
No, replace that song with this one (or pretty much any of Joe Hendry's songs I believe in Joe Hendry. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | How do I wipe this song off the face of the earth? |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/06/24 8:46:51 AM #5 | slacker03150 posted...
Write an extremely infectious computer virus that can identify the song and replace it with this one. No, replace it with this one: https://youtu.be/l_bTTUihfx0?t=17 --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | $2,700 for a new water heater |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/05/24 6:09:20 PM #36 | Cupcake2006 posted...
Still far superior to renting It's more effort and personal responsibility, but potentially more rewarding with less hassle (from not dealing with a landlord). It also means being tied down (bad), but also comes with greater security (good). Pros and cons. Jen0125 posted... can you locate this one new for $500-550? There's low-end 40 gal tank gas models on HomeDepot.com starting for about $549. They go up from there to around $1500. Electric seems to cost less, propane seems to cost more. Tankless seems more expensive as well. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | why are mods actually enforcing the politics rule |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/05/24 5:56:17 PM #15 | Melody_JR posted...
User Since: Mar 2024 I feel like we know something about you. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | I counted my PS3/PS4/PS5 games |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/05/24 5:50:04 PM #3 | To jump on the train...
BUMPED2002 posted... I could have made better use of it at the very least. Could you have, though? It's an easy thing to say, especially if you've fallen into the trap of listening to societal expectations that say certain hobbies or pastimes are "frivolous" or not worthwhile. But unless you've got a specific alternative in mind, you probably wouldn't have been able to spend it on anything more meaningful or significant than the positive experiences you got out of what you did buy. People act like everyone is wasting time and money if you're not spending all your time curing cancer or building some sort of legacy, but just making yourself happy can be far more meaningful than anything else. And better for your overall mental health (and physical health as well, by proxy) in the long term. Unless you're saying you never enjoyed any game you've ever bought. But that's an entirely different scenario. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | It's 5:45am and my neighbor is blaring music |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/05/24 9:12:16 AM #2 | Drown them in your pool.
--- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | FAQs and Game Guide Writer Poll |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/05/24 6:58:24 AM #5 | The one time I tried to submit a FAQ they rejected it on a technicality. At which point I stopped trying to contribute.
All I could really remove at this point would be two reviews (and a top ten), and I don't think anyone anywhere cares about old PS5 reviews anymore anyway. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | goonies sequel with robert downey jr as mikey |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/04/24 8:52:22 AM #4 | agesboy posted...
whats goonies https://youtu.be/VA7J0KkanzM?t=93 agesboy posted...
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| Topic | This Final Jeopardy Question answer |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/04/24 8:25:24 AM #5 | MI4_REAL posted...
If the beginning of the calendar started at Year 0 AD It didn't. As for the rest, that's not how math works. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | Profession |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/03/24 7:47:58 PM #12 | captpackrat posted...
I wish my car started up like this Not gonna lie, I've literally done this while starting my car sometimes: https://youtu.be/kF7cuJ3V5HY?t=2 Usually at night when the instrument panel is all lit up and it kind of looks like a sci-fi cockpit. Lokarin posted... Did you like Medabots? No, because I was 20 before it was a thing. But I did have a bunch of these: https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Micromaster#Toys --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | Look at my pool |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/03/24 7:42:52 PM #34 | Jen0125 posted...
It's Baby Ruth at that point https://youtu.be/RHkeLttmh20?t=12 --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | Instead of capitalism lets have emmentalism |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/03/24 7:38:00 PM #7 | Lokarin posted...
you don't eat the cheese, it's for long term investmet https://youtu.be/dnV5Yup9JoE?t=31 --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | On Tuesday I have a consult to get my tubes tied |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/03/24 7:27:24 PM #70 | BoomerKuwanger posted...
I'm not much of a sex-haver I'll admit, but how many dudes are fucking every day anyway? It's not just sex, though - chronic masturbation counts too. BoomerKuwanger posted... Are you the guy who said he gets wet dreams after like two days? That sounds like some sort of condition. Maybe a totally harmless for all I know, but that definitely ain't normal It's a tolerance thing. If you're used to flushing out the pipes three or four times a day, even a couple days without is going to lead to stuff backing up. Conversely, if you've got a relatively low libido, you could probably go for months without issue. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | You have a royal flush and opponent just made a bet of $10,000 |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/03/24 6:50:21 PM #19 | ItIsSoOver posted...
Nothing beats a royal flush. Five of a Kind can beat it if you're using wild cards. Technically, a Royal Flush also beats a Royal Flush, because suits have values - if you're playing a non-standard poker game with suit rules, a spade hand would beat a diamond hand. Even in Texas Hold'em, it would theoretically be possible to draw conflicting flushes if you're playing with wild cards and a wild card/Joker shows up in the community cards (so both players get a four card flush and share the wild). --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | What do you put on a cut or scrape? |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/03/24 3:48:48 PM #16 | Far-Queue posted...
@Sarcasthma kisses all my boo-boos and makes them all better So that's why you keep having so many groin pulls. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | Corporations |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/03/24 3:46:30 PM #3 | BUMPED2002 posted...
they have done nothing but cause chaos This is indeed what children believe. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | Instead of capitalism lets have emmentalism |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/03/24 3:44:31 PM #4 | Seems incredibly discriminatory against lactose intolerant people. You bigot.
In fact, considering how many Asians are lactose intolerant, this also borders on straight up racism. You monster. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | And the Winner is?!?! |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/03/24 8:50:23 AM #3 | I'm still outraged that the objectively best character didn't even get a look-in:
https://youtu.be/oZ0JUVd-iQU?t=73 Nade_Duck posted... that's my boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSevMq_83eo Though this raises a new question - do we get to vote on Tom and Jerry now? How about Woody Woodpecker? ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QwgpTKrodM --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | It kinda makes me sad to see GameFAQs finally dying. |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/03/24 5:20:46 AM #61 | Kamil posted...
I do want to know what the next rank would be after that. "39 - Touch Grass" --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | Why is there still a politics category |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/02/24 11:21:23 PM #3 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA
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| Topic | i kinda want to do a genetics makeup test but I don't want Them to have my info |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/02/24 10:03:19 PM #6 | Lynyrd_Skynyrd posted...
This is the real answer, btw Also, don't commit any crimes, because they can legally test you and put you in the database forever (depending on where you live). --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | I take a strong stance against genocide |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/02/24 9:51:41 PM #6 | Pssht, woke snowflake.
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| Topic | i kinda want to do a genetics makeup test but I don't want Them to have my info |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/02/24 9:50:54 PM #4 | MrMelodramatic posted...
but I don't want Them to have my info Then you better not go for a genetics makeup test. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | Am I going to hell? |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/02/24 9:19:55 PM #11 | BucketCat posted...
maybe your already in h e double hockeysticks https://youtu.be/Su1Rdw3SRHY?t=210 --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | Am I going to hell? |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/02/24 6:25:36 PM #6 | Lynyrd_Skynyrd posted...
A toad from Mario, though, so it could be worse https://youtu.be/A2jpeFlfX60?t=105 --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | Did you guys hear that Boeing killed a second whistleblower |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/02/24 6:22:13 PM #5 | BlackScythe0 posted...
So people can talk about aliens but they can't talk about air planes. That's because airplanes are real, whereas aliens are not. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
| Topic | Who's your favourite Side B villains in an RPG? |
| ParanoidObsessive 05/02/24 6:15:15 PM #9 | Lokarin posted...
sometimes these guys are known as the 'gold-fish poop gang', according to TV tropes Nah. That's a specific type of recurring villain, not just recurring villains in general. Goldfish Poop Gang is more ineffectual comedy loser villains. The Turks wouldn't count, but someone like Solt & Peppor from Chrono Cross would. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family |
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