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Topicnarrowly avoided getting attacked by a pitbull this evening
TheMikh
04/22/24 11:52:20 PM
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FolkenRawr posted...

what

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Topicnarrowly avoided getting attacked by a pitbull this evening
TheMikh
04/22/24 11:48:01 PM
#1
went to pick up a package from my front doorstep, and lo and behold the neighbor's pit was loose in my yard again and charged at me

was holding my laptop in my other hand since i was in the middle of a call, so i was a bit slower than usual in picking up the package and closing the door, but i managed to get back in the house and slam the door like a split second before it got to me

disappointing, can't even go for walks in the neighborhood without worrying about them, since that's not the only house in the neighborhood with pits that get loose periodically

wasn't long ago someone got attacked in the area, albeit by a pack of huskies; seems like too many people lack the sense of train or properly secure their dogs

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TopicAre you a believer in the Paranormal?
TheMikh
04/22/24 4:43:59 PM
#55
paranormal = that which is beyond the normal or our scientific understanding

given the limited scope of human knowledge relative to what fully encompasses reality, it would be irrational not to believe in some abstract notion of the paranormal. i'm confident there have been paranormal or otherwise emergent phenomena which have not been scientifically explained yet, but that does not mean they aren't real before that point.

that's not to say i believe in the specifics of things typically associated with "the paranormal" though.

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TopicTrump gets convicted....then what?
TheMikh
04/22/24 4:36:27 PM
#37
DipDipDiver posted...
Twitter fingers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cby0XBZKs1s

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TopicDo you have a side of the family you dislike?
TheMikh
04/22/24 6:17:00 AM
#19
i don't dislike any side of my family but i kinda favor my paternal grandmother's part of the family because i spent more time with them growing up

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TopicAnyone here got a bachelors in Computer Science?
TheMikh
04/22/24 4:32:27 AM
#8
i have a bs in cs but i can't comment with confidence about the state of affairs for entry level jobs these days

between the giants hemorrhaging talent into the labor market over the past couple years and companies generally being reluctant to invest in new hires out of paranoia about them job hopping once they've picked up enough credentials and experience, the landscape seems a bit cynical

doesn't mean it's an impossible job market though, especially if you go beyond coursework with respect to extracurricular projects and skills development and are open and ready to work in unlikely corners of the industry early in your career, and it's definitely valuable knowledge base / skillset to have in general

some additional advice:
  • also if you can land an intership with a startup, i'd highly encourage it
  • pay attention in algorithms and data structures class, arguably the most important course you will take in any undergrad cs program
  • if there are cs-related student interest orgs, get involved with them; great for networking and generally being exposed to students interested in and actively doing more than what is required by the degree program
  • if there are any software project ideas you're interested in but have no idea how to do right now, that's a great way to begin with self-directed learning

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TopicWhat will be the next porno trend after incest loses its novelty?
TheMikh
04/21/24 9:29:39 PM
#19
pov: you are an indie photography business owner in arizona in the early 2000s and are about to strike gold (try not to misfile your annual business tax returns or regulatory compliance paperwork)

ProfessorKukui posted...
but in all seriousness, this

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TopicI'm for $60 billion aid to Ukraine but we could also use the same amount to help
TheMikh
04/21/24 1:01:05 PM
#65
Haejin posted...
$60 billion to homeless could go into a various number of programs... like food bank services, temporary shelters, drug treatment, ad other resources not just "FREE HOUESS!!!11"
you could build 2.4 homes for each homeless person in the country at the median american home price, or almost 9 homes for each homeless person at the approximate going price for a manufactured home

going with the latter, you could build a home for every homeless person for the country - and fund services for them.

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TopicWhat have you done with your Saturday?
TheMikh
04/20/24 10:24:12 PM
#11
desk cycling while scrolling phone, called family, worked

had chicken alfredo and garlic bread for lunch

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TopicHow many steps do you guys take per day?
TheMikh
04/20/24 7:12:34 PM
#13
trying to get my count up since i'm pretty sure it's been below a thousand since i started working from home

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TopicIs that... Vanessa Hudgens :o ?
TheMikh
04/20/24 12:01:14 PM
#4
yeah, looks like her

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TopicDo you know any CEOs socially? What kind of people are they?
TheMikh
04/19/24 7:27:43 AM
#9
glorified frat bros (good company actually), psychopaths (good company until they screw you sideways), and the rare humble self-made man that came from nothing (good company)

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TopicWeb developers of CE, get in here. Now.
TheMikh
04/18/24 3:49:46 AM
#59
bump, will reply later, been bogged down to hell and back with work. stumbled on an interesting distributed sqlite dbms a day or so ago.

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TopicDude really got banned for that?
TheMikh
04/17/24 11:38:55 PM
#5
what happened

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TopicDid you like the ending of The Butterfly Effect?
TheMikh
04/17/24 11:34:10 PM
#3
SpawnShadow posted...

i guess i've only seen the director's cut

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TopicAbigail Shapiro
TheMikh
04/17/24 3:50:37 PM
#28
be careful!

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TopicPost your face when you get purged and locked out of CE
TheMikh
04/17/24 5:27:45 AM
#73
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4f29f779.jpg

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TopicHave you been to Seattle?
TheMikh
04/17/24 1:14:07 AM
#18
i was born and raised in portland, so i found myself there a few times during my early years. haven't been there in over twenty years though.

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Topicself checkouts are a godsend for introverts
TheMikh
04/17/24 12:04:43 AM
#22
i feel like it's reversed over the past decade-ish, where traditional checkout is preferred

self-checkout is overcrowded and often malfunctioning, or has odd stipulations like requiring an attendant if you don't want too many items bagged, and you end up to wait/ask for assistance as a result

of course i just order my groceries from the next town over these days because my local grocery store is way too much of a hassle - understaffed, overcrowded, plus the stuff i mentioned above, plus the milk seems to be spoiled half the time

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TopicWhat are the most unsettling deaths in TV/film?
TheMikh
04/16/24 6:41:04 PM
#58
lane pryce's suicide in mad men
ricky's murder in boyz in the hood

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TopicI haven't seen that one guy in a while. Libertarian guy
TheMikh
04/15/24 9:42:23 PM
#24
i was just thinking about him earlier today. hope he's doing alright.

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TopicCurrent Events got the LUE treatment and is now a private board. Part 2
TheMikh
04/15/24 9:34:01 PM
#315
DKBananaSlamma posted...
Lmao @ at that toast topic
what's this?

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TopicWeb developers of CE, get in here. Now.
TheMikh
04/15/24 6:29:16 PM
#38
s0nicfan posted...
Why not reach out to the guy who runs the gamefaqs archive (that we can't direction mention on the boards)? They've already got DB support and like... 10+ years of archived content so they clearly have the storage space.

Roadhogg's account has not been signed into since 2008 and the archive itself seems to have been broken for a few years now.

Trumble posted...
I run the Lemmings Forums. Much smaller, but it runs alongside several insignificant sites on a $12/mo Digital Ocean droplet. SSL is free via LetsEncrypt. A domain is maybe $20 a year. We might need a higher value droplet if it gets really active, but the costs are completely feasible.
I could fund a domain if needed. Had no idea there were free SSL services, but I'll keep that in mind.

Getting someone to make the damn thing is the biggest obstacle. I'd like to say I would, but my track record of finishing projects is kinda poor and PHP is not something I do overly well with. The old clones had bugs (GameFAQ++ had one that literally allowed any registered user to moderate messages lmao) and are written for outdated PHP versions, so wouldn't be the easiest things to bring up to date.
Agreed. The old codebases (especially GFH and WF forks) had a frightening number of security vulnerabilities, with a few quality exceptions that might have enjoyed a bit of security by obscurity (aURL, EGFC). Some developers wrote vulnerabilities into their own software for personal amusement.

I'd be open to building within the constraints of my time, though I need to brush up on the landscape of libraries I might want to use for the concept I proposed.

If we did theoretically opt for a LAMP-based forum, it would be extremely easy and there's a lot of secure boilerplate that didn't exist back then, but I remain queasy about long-term uptime assurances. Even if fully paid for into perpetuity like a number of my AWS-based sites, the Amazon baremetal the instances live on occasionally degrades after a while and then the cloud instance goes down, which means needing to actively monitor things and also potentially have periodic backups. Set and forget preferred.

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TopicHowdy
TheMikh
04/15/24 4:29:10 PM
#196
save us allen

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TopicWeb developers of CE, get in here. Now.
TheMikh
04/15/24 4:26:08 PM
#26
Tyranthraxus posted...
What you're trying to conceptualize is effectively Bitcoin but with mandatory messages attached to each transaction.
I'm thinking more along the lines of Bittorent or serverless IRC under the hood if I can help it. Blockchain is overkill for this use case, even if feasible (esp within an application-specific EVM network), since data organization is a pain in the behind without making things more needlessly complicated.

Robot2600 posted...
i can paint, write, and design. ive coded an Atari 2600 game from scratch in Basic. im not a pro software engineer or anything.
Design's an incredibly valuable skill. Many software engineers have zero design sense as it relates to human user interactions; just look what Session Buddy did to their extension lately.

CRON posted...
I've mentioned it before but the easier solution might be to just use something like ProBoards.
A forum-as-a-service platform is an option since many of them have remained online for decades, but they don't offer much developer control, and are ultimately at the mercy of the whims of the forum administrator(s) and the service provider. What I'd like is something that is indistinguishable from GameFAQs and runs forever so long as just one person cares to keep things going.

Harpie posted...
I run a few websites already. It'd be interesting to make a site dedicated to keeping the old internet style forums, and it could easily be done for under $50/month including domain, hosting and ssl cert costs.

A simple donate button would hopefully be enough to fund it without ads, like how adblock does it.
Hosting, SSL, and donations will be important, whether for a full-fledged old style forum/site or a trusted webclient.

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TopicWeb developers of CE, get in here. Now.
TheMikh
04/15/24 3:57:35 PM
#12
MacadamianNut3 posted...
This topic just triggered anybody who spent even a second as a computer science major
I hold a CS degree and have been working in various corners of the industry for north of a decade. Forgive me if I use jargon.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

That would be fantastic, since I have a terrible eye for style and frontend design.

s0nicfan posted...
You'll never get them to agree on a framework. Half will demand Angular. The other half will demand React. And then like... 3 guys in the corner will insist on VUE.
If it's open source, they can all manage their own approach based on some common data interchange standard. With this in mind, I'm mostly concerned with the backend architecture.

Tyranthraxus posted...
Web dev here.

If you buy a hosting site and pay me, I will gladly put a forum on it for you.

Or you know.... There's another option. We could also just use a forum that already exists.
If I wanted launch and host a GameFAQs clone forum on a LAMP stack, I could easily have a concept up and running by this evening, but I'm trying to conceptualize something a little more ambitious and robust which isn't at the mercy of a single administrator's whims or capacity / lack thereof for long-term infrastructural upkeep, but is still responsive to / upholds community values, if that makes any sense.

bulldryer posted...
This is an overkill solution for a very simple problem.
Do not write off just hosting stuff in a database
I'm not opposed to the use of a database; I just have reservations about a central one since I've seen many spinoffs and other websites come and go over the years, and would like the community to be able to collectively keep things going. With a more legacy architecture, administrators eventually go MIA, shut things down, deal with hosting infrastructure issues (e.g., db/instance failure without backup), etc.

BlackOmnimon posted...
didn't we have several gamefaqs clones back in the day?
Yes, there was a rich ecosystem of them twenty years ago, which tended to run on LAMP stacks but were only online so long as they were managed by their administrators. Now they're mostly gone, because the administrators stopped caring or the sites got hacked.

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TopicWeb developers of CE, get in here. Now.
TheMikh
04/15/24 2:46:22 PM
#1
In light of recent developments, let's hammer out a specification for a satellite/lifeboat CE community.

While there is a decent number of CE discord servers, they tend to be siloed and their cumulative network effects are hampered by the fracturing of communities and discussions within these respective silos. The subreddits also have this same issue.

What I would like to build is a forum with the following characteristics:

  • Has functional and aesthetic parity with the GameFAQs message boards.
  • Ideally functions in a peer-to-peer manner such that the state of the forum and its messages live not on a server (which could prove to be a central point of failure in a number of ways), but rather on the local machines/clients of users, with updates synced through a gossip protocol which users could be encouraged to passively contribute to through an opt-in background daemon.
  • From a user experience standpoint it should be an open community, such that anyone can join and post without getting banned over historical interpersonal squabbles, but:
  • With moderation mechanisms to discourage spam, abusive behavior, illicit conduct, and other things broadly undesired by CE as a community and by GameFAQs moderation standards, including but not limited to the ability of users to block and ignore other users and render their posts inaccessible to such, similar to how CE functions now, and perhaps to have custom filters they can share and/or opt into.


From a technological standpoint, details to be considered are:

  • The ideal application stack for a system/platform like this.
  • How to accomplish this in a cross-platform manner with negligible platform-specific development overhead - no apps, but rather browser-based with caching is the ideal. Ideal targets would be Windows, Mac, Linux, iOS, Android.


I look forward to hearing your thoughts.

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TopicOh FUCK! Current Events got the LUE treatment and is now a private board
TheMikh
04/15/24 1:55:34 PM
#287
NeoBasilisk posted...
so who is creating CELinks?
CE has a healthy number of web developers and I could absolutely see the CE spinoff to end all CE spinoffs being a trivial project to ship.

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TopicOh FUCK! Current Events got the LUE treatment and is now a private board
TheMikh
04/15/24 1:35:02 PM
#233
jesus christ

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TopicPost the oldest post of yours that you can find/remember.
TheMikh
04/15/24 2:20:59 AM
#3
i have a post by my first account from 20 years ago on an old pc game board

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TopicI thought Civil War was great
TheMikh
04/14/24 12:31:59 PM
#27
SHRlKE posted...
The fact there were four separate warring groups and at no point did I know who was who or who was the good guys / bad guys really ruined it for me as I spent most of the film trying to work that out.

haven't seen it yet, but despite the film's purported lack of plausibility or worldbuilding, that's precisely how civil wars tend to be

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TopicIran drones currently en route to Israel.
TheMikh
04/13/24 9:00:31 PM
#95
Junthor posted...
IMO this is a softball attack meant to save face to the Iranian people yet allowing Israeli and US defenses to protect their assets.

my thoughts exactly, basically the same style response as in 2020 after trump assassinated soleimani

but i doubt israel's going to respond to what is tantamount to a symbolic retaliation with the same restraint as the usa did back then

andel posted...
ayatollah khomeini was lucky his regime survived the blatant attacks on women that could have toppled it a year ago.
khomeini died 35 years ago, you're thinking of khamenei

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TopicNo cap, i can't believe people are still eating papa johns pizza
TheMikh
04/12/24 3:07:27 PM
#54
MAR10_KarT posted...
I find Papa Johns as bad as Little Caesars

For those that mention local places, they are good but too pricey to eat often
college was the last time i had either, but papa johns could at least reheat decently

little caesar's consistently tasted like cardboard if it wasn't fresh out of the oven

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TopicNo cap, i can't believe people are still eating papa johns pizza
TheMikh
04/12/24 1:17:29 PM
#47
ClayGuida posted...
Pizza hut is legit the worst.

their pizza is meh, but their pasta is pretty alright; i sometimes order it as an excuse to also buy their brownies (which are godtier btw)

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TopicNo cap, i can't believe people are still eating papa johns pizza
TheMikh
04/12/24 12:24:11 PM
#41
TimeForAction posted...

they've improved dramatically since the 00s, but the food is still at the mercy of the standards of the shop preparing it, and at their best they're still eclipsed by more local chains and small shops

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TopicNo cap, i can't believe people are still eating papa johns pizza
TheMikh
04/12/24 12:18:13 PM
#38
it's not disgusting, it's just incredibly bland and mid

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TopicDid you watch the oj simpson trial in the 90s?
TheMikh
04/11/24 8:09:29 PM
#25
i remember there being extensive news coverage about it, but i was too young to really follow or care

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TopicI wanna fuck Bulma cause she got some big titties
TheMikh
04/11/24 12:45:12 PM
#5
that rapper friended me on facebook back in the day

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TopicWARNING!!! You will blush upon seeing this video
TheMikh
04/11/24 11:30:11 AM
#88
this topic turned around quickly

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TopicWhat are your unpopular gaming opinions?
TheMikh
04/11/24 2:37:25 AM
#44
gaming died when the industry went crazy with drm, dlc, and digital distribution in general

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TopicWARNING!!! You will blush upon seeing this video
TheMikh
04/10/24 11:46:32 PM
#82
Aztex posted...

noice

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TopicCan someone explain tipping tattoo artists to me?
TheMikh
04/10/24 2:22:30 PM
#13
RetuenOfDevsman posted...

i chuckled

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TopicWARNING!!! You will blush upon seeing this video
TheMikh
04/10/24 12:01:42 AM
#40
Jupiter posted...
Wtf did I miss?
my thoughts exactly

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TopicWikipedia
TheMikh
04/08/24 4:02:38 PM
#3
i love falling into wikipedia rabbit holes

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TopicI looked at the eclipse without glasses
TheMikh
04/08/24 3:38:12 PM
#22
ProfOaksAide posted...
During totality its safe to look without glasses because the sun is 100% blocked. The corona is just a bunch of gas, it doesnt harm your eyes.
ah, that's good to hear. it really was an awe to behold.

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TopicWhat is your reaction to the eclipse?
TheMikh
04/08/24 3:31:24 PM
#13
the real eclipse was the friends we made along the way

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