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TopicTeacher snaps at Gen Z, "you all are stupid."
-Unowninator-
02/10/24 8:33:04 PM
#26
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/767d79e4.jpg

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TopicPhotographer leaves and deletes all pics after not get fed at wedding
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02/10/24 8:31:02 PM
#49
pegusus123456 posted...
The photographer was a friend of the couple, and was a DOG GROOMER who just happened to sometimes take pics of his clients to show his work. The couple asked if he'd be willing to be their wedding photographer (instead of just a guest) for $250 because they were on a "shoestring budget", and he agreed because they said they didn't need them to be professional.

Fast forward to the wedding day, he's been there since the early morning taking pics of the bride getting ready, only to find that when it comes to the meal, they've REMOVED HIM FROM THE GUEST LIST. Meaning he has nowhere to sit, nothing to eat or drink, and the couple says he's not allowed to go and get food or water because he needs to be taking pictures during the meal.

He says that's bullshit. Groom says to keep doing the job they asked him to do, or leave without pay. He leaves, because he's not about to let himself do a full day without water, and deletes the pictures since they're not paying him.
Fair, next.

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Topici gambled like $500 on hundreds of random steam keys. post and i'll DM 1
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02/10/24 8:25:52 PM
#110
I'll take anything. Thanks.

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TopicPSA: GameFaqs won't let you say ***** anymore.
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02/10/24 8:23:24 PM
#51
I can't figure out the word. What is the first letter?

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TopicWhoever posts the 17th post ITT will win a PM from me.
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02/10/24 6:39:07 PM
#8
https://imgur.com/ssebHsS

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TopicCoyote vs Acme to be a Tax Write off and deleted.
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02/09/24 1:17:31 PM
#81
I may not care for Wile Coyote, but even I think this is a dick move.

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TopicYou get a random super power!
-Unowninator-
02/09/24 1:13:15 PM
#18
Light Energy Infusion?

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Topic$5, no catch
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02/09/24 1:12:48 AM
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CE_gonna_CE posted...
Riddle #1 for Unknowinator because he loves riddles:

* A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.

You got this, bro
Takes a photo of the husband, holds a glass of water above him (at least that's how it worked in Bewitched), no idea about the 3rd part.

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Topic$5, no catch
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02/09/24 12:24:48 AM
#10
CE_gonna_CE posted...
You will have the money, if you solve these riddles three
I thought you said no catch?

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Topic$5, no catch
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02/09/24 12:23:02 AM
#8
https://youtu.be/TzTOaYaRIh4?t=3

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TopicMan beats his own father to death for getting covid vaccine
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02/08/24 11:26:18 PM
#2
What the fuck?! All he was trying to do was protect himself. What is wrong with people?!

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TopicWhat single player game did you first pass 100 hours played I?
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02/08/24 8:25:35 PM
#74
Mechu posted...
No idea. Probably Pokemon.
This, possibly Mega Man Battle Network 3 or Aground.

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TopicLarry David attacks Elmo, Wil Wheaton has a nuclear meltdown
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02/08/24 2:07:00 PM
#90
*looks at first post*

https://imgur.com/gallery/4XBDszy

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TopicITT: Boss Music
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02/08/24 6:05:34 AM
#19
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror https://youtu.be/2vlvo6Yq73Q

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TopicOne must GO away forever.
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02/06/24 8:11:40 PM
#7
Hawaii is the only one that doesn't affect me or my loved ones in any way, so I had to pick that one.

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TopicNeedles. Do they make you nervous?
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02/06/24 8:10:10 PM
#52
I get allergy shots all the time, so I'm used to those kinds of needles.

Sewing needles, on the other hand, I had to have half of one surgically removed as a kid after stepping on one.

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TopicSea Otters slow erosion by 90% in California after eating so many crabs
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02/05/24 4:22:43 PM
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Crayon_Lover posted...
Sounds like the work of the Allied Atheist Alliance (AAA)
Oooh I `membe that.

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TopicSea Otters slow erosion by 90% in California after eating so many crabs
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02/05/24 4:17:03 PM
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LaLeyenda posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2b187970.jpg
LOL

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TopicTrump claims he has never taken a sip of alchhol
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02/04/24 10:13:50 PM
#4
Don't know, don't care. He's a piece of shit regardless.

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TopicSponge Bob to recreate Sweet Victory for the Superbowl.b
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02/04/24 8:05:53 PM
#10
Were I a Spongebob & Superbowl fan, I'd find this worse than being rickrolled.

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TopicSponge Bob to recreate Sweet Victory for the Superbowl.b
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02/04/24 8:04:15 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
Yeah, they played some random Travis Scott shit iirc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfBh0h_aaaM
Wow, that's what they did? It's like if they didn't add K. Rool into Smash Bros and ended his reveal trailer with Dedede laughing.

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TopicSponge Bob to recreate Sweet Victory for the Superbowl.b
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02/04/24 7:56:51 PM
#7
Naysaspace posted...
nfl lawyers on their way to your house because you said the actual word without paying the licencing fee, instead of saying "big game".

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/943f6a4c.png

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ed7d340e.jpg

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TopicSponge Bob to recreate Sweet Victory for the Superbowl.b
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02/04/24 7:53:13 PM
#3
rexcrk posted...
They gonna fuck it up again like they did a couple years ago?
Wasn't the fuck up not playing the song at all? I don't remember that well.

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TopicSponge Bob to recreate Sweet Victory for the Superbowl.b
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02/04/24 7:46:15 PM
#1
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/2024-super-bowl-spongebob-squarepants-to-recreate-sweet-victory-performance-during-nickelodeons-broadcast/

Just learned this from my sister. IIRC it was highly requested last year, though I fail to see why the song is such a big deal.

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TopicStop pointing lasers at airplanes you assholes.
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02/03/24 12:29:09 PM
#27
"Oh my god! That plane's going to crash into the moon! QUICK! USE YOUR LASER POINTER TO WARN THEM!!!"

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TopicHypothetical: You are suffering from an extreme case of insomnia for a week.
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02/03/24 12:19:30 PM
#16
I guess I should've lowered the fatality rate to like 1%.

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TopicHypothetical: You are suffering from an extreme case of insomnia for a week.
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02/03/24 12:02:43 PM
#14
Crimsoness posted...
Trick question if I have insomnia I'm immune to the move sing
LOL good one

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TopicHypothetical: You are suffering from an extreme case of insomnia for a week.
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02/03/24 11:45:03 AM
#3
ArsGoetia posted...
alcohol
I've never drank in my life. Does that really work? (PS: it wouldn't in this hypothetical scenario)

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TopicHypothetical: You are suffering from an extreme case of insomnia for a week.
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02/03/24 11:42:41 AM
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Your doctor offers you two ways to fall asleep. You can take a sleeping pill with a 5% fatality rate, or listen to Jigglypuff's song (and get your face doodled on with a sharpie) . Which method do you use to fall asleep?

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TopicSave a drowning puppy or $20k in a briefcase
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02/03/24 11:21:31 AM
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CARRRNE_ASADA posted...
Disappointed that money is winning. You guys have no soul.
You and me both.

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TopicSave a drowning puppy or $20k in a briefcase
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02/03/24 12:59:32 AM
#23
Puppy. Anyone who says otherwise is just greedy & cruel.

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TopicDe-Modding Moderators is Mod Abuse
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02/02/24 10:26:40 PM
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As a has-been mod, I can confirm that this is true. :(

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Topicmake me laugh and win a roguebook steam key
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02/01/24 12:08:53 PM
#3
https://imgur.com/ssebHsS

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