Lurker > Paragon21XX

LurkerFAQs, Active Database ( 12.01.2023-present ), DB1, DB2, DB3, DB4, DB5, DB6, DB7, DB8, DB9, DB10, DB11, DB12, Clear
Board List
Page List: 1 ... 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13 ... 43
Topic1,000,000 but you have to go back to your last girl/boy friend
Paragon21XX
06/10/25 5:33:00 PM
#83
Hell no. Even if she were available and was open to getting back together, I will never take her back because she betrayed any and all trust I placed in her.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicWould you rather be named Reptar or Gary?
Paragon21XX
06/10/25 1:37:04 AM
#27
GeraldDarko posted...
Yeah, but it's Gary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd8hYnG2464

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
Topic"What kind of job can you get with a degree in pop culture?"
Paragon21XX
06/09/25 10:15:34 PM
#5
Social media account manager

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicI watched the first season of Bufori after watching Solo Leveling
Paragon21XX
06/09/25 9:33:27 PM
#10
Perhaps it's because Bofuri is not edgelord slop.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicI appear to have gotten a free Nintendo Switch 2 from Target.
Paragon21XX
06/06/25 10:18:20 AM
#5
They can't charge your payment method until they have prepared to ship it.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicNintendo Switch 2 Comes With a Below-Average Display and Disappointing HDR Suppo
Paragon21XX
06/06/25 10:16:03 AM
#29
I play exclusively on my 4k120 77in OLED TV, so no fucks given about the built-in display.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicWhat is she saying?
Paragon21XX
06/04/25 8:41:10 PM
#3
Sounds like she's writing using only word prediction.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicToo Much Bread American/Western Cuisine
Paragon21XX
06/04/25 2:01:48 PM
#26
Too much rice Japanese/Asian cuisine

Smoked salmon? Let's cover it up in a lot of rice and call it onigiri.

Shrimp? Let's batter and fry them, and stuff it in sushi rice. Boom- shrimp tempura roll.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicDamn, my credit card blocked my Switch 2 pre order charge.
Paragon21XX
06/04/25 10:11:48 AM
#17
vigorm0rtis posted...
A lot of Switch 2 preorders are being canceled and I think Nintendo's doing it. I doubt that a lot of people's CC are suddenly flagging purchases out of the blue.
Nah. My card got flagged with Best Buy, but they also give you 48 hours to correct it before cancelling the order.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicIs dying in 1-2 hits from a boss and losing all your progress good game design?
Paragon21XX
06/03/25 5:01:45 PM
#5
It is if you have been Souls-pilled. You'd think it's really shitty design if you haven't been.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicWhat should Homelander's fate be at the end of The Boys?
Paragon21XX
06/03/25 10:35:43 AM
#45
WingsOfGood posted...
Depowered but he is forgiven and becomes a saint. Goes around the world helping the less fortunate.
Let's stay real here. He won't ever be forgiven, and he'll never reform.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicBetter Box Art: Phalanx
Paragon21XX
06/03/25 10:00:23 AM
#24
TendoDRM posted...
Are people voting for banjo guy ironically? None of them are great, but the JPN one has a cool style.
https://youtu.be/Ju1UwmgkKgI

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicBetter Box Art: Phalanx
Paragon21XX
06/03/25 9:21:33 AM
#19
*sees JPN/EU box art*
Phalanx? More like Phallic, amirite?

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicIf James Bond was a BDSM guy he would be
Paragon21XX
06/02/25 11:38:09 AM
#8
If James Bond were a theoretical physicist, he'd be James MOND.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicI take offense...
Paragon21XX
06/02/25 10:26:16 AM
#9
"Don't like it? Don't use it. It's that simple."

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicDo you turn off the faucet water as you are brushing your teeth?
Paragon21XX
06/01/25 2:35:54 PM
#13
I brush in the shower, so absolutely not.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicCop pulls a 'Porkys' on black woman who is a judge
Paragon21XX
06/01/25 1:17:33 PM
#31
Tyranthraxus posted...
Seemed suspicious when he asked for license and registration. I've never seen that happen anywhere except the movies. They always ask for license and insurance.
*License, registration, and proof of insurance

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
Topic$500,000, but the neighbors on the same floor of your apartment are...
Paragon21XX
06/01/25 3:05:50 AM
#7
Apartment?

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicI need a wireless charging battery bank for a trip
Paragon21XX
05/31/25 11:55:49 PM
#5
^Neither of those say they are wireless. TC wants something like this:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D8W2VNDF

All MagSafe chargers are compatible with Android phones as they use the Qi standard, you just won't get the benefit of the phone sticking exactly to the right spot.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicDudes will see this and just type "wife"
Paragon21XX
05/31/25 6:30:51 PM
#8
I agree with Sein: she has zero sex appeal.

BlackScythe0 posted...
What dudes
Himmel

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicDo you like localized anime?
Paragon21XX
05/31/25 4:26:52 PM
#28
ssb_yunglink2 posted...
I wish that at least names and locations would stay the same.

Stuff like Ace Attorney telling me its taking place in America does not benefit my experience, it just makes it weird because its clearly not America
Eat your hamburgers, Apollo.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicYou order a double cheeseburger, but get a single
Paragon21XX
05/31/25 4:03:52 PM
#27
DodogamaRayBrst posted...
Cheese does not belong in burgers, and a double patty burger is just... an unappealing concept.
Wrong! For that, you may never eat another burger ever again.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicOnce you learn about all the stuff that damages your hearing
Paragon21XX
05/30/25 9:50:18 PM
#3
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

If your smell goes, then so does your sense of taste. It's a 2-for-1 deal.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicI watched both seasons of Solo Leveling
Paragon21XX
05/30/25 9:34:58 PM
#24
lol Korean manhwa, it's all edgelord slop these days.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicCan you spot what's wrong with this picture?
Paragon21XX
05/30/25 9:30:43 PM
#41
ellis123 posted...
Go get the person renting it out in trouble. Nice cooktop vent.
Why would an over-the-range microwave get them in trouble?

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicCan you spot what's wrong with this picture?
Paragon21XX
05/30/25 7:58:29 PM
#29
Kisai posted...
Using what looks like a budget laptop instead of a gaming laptop.
MacBooks are budget laptops CONFIRMED!

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicIs calling someone a bum a weak or strong insult?
Paragon21XX
05/30/25 6:08:22 PM
#5
Weak coming from you.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicMiscellaneous pro-tips
Paragon21XX
05/30/25 12:29:14 PM
#2
Press Ctrl+W and tell me what happens.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicAny of you ever had this happen at a fast food place?
Paragon21XX
05/30/25 12:25:03 PM
#9
Smallville posted...
Yeah most major ones really want customers to use their app now, many with codes.
Never heard of it. Do you have any actual examples of places that are doing this?

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicA friend of mine told me Batman is Bruce Wayne, lol.
Paragon21XX
05/30/25 12:22:18 PM
#18
Time posted...
And how could a superhero fake a condition like myopia so dishonorable.
Not everyone wears glasses to correct their vision. Some people actually like it as a fashion accessory.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicA friend of mine told me Batman is Bruce Wayne, lol.
Paragon21XX
05/30/25 12:07:57 PM
#10
Even if he's not Batman, you'd still have to admit that Batman has to have a very wealthy benefactor to afford all of those gadgets, batmobile, and batplane.

I can only see someone like Bruce Wayne being willing enough to fund some insane vigilante's activities, because the crime is just that bad, and too much crime is bad for business.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicWho else has zero interest in this new Harry Potter series
Paragon21XX
05/30/25 10:02:43 AM
#72
No, because I never had any interest in the original to begin with.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicMy wife just had the cops called on her at Starbucks
Paragon21XX
05/29/25 7:02:10 PM
#32
Contact the local news and see if they're willing to name and shame the business on the evening news using her story.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicWhen you are swimming do you find swimming goggles essential?
Paragon21XX
05/29/25 4:00:56 PM
#6
Goggles? Sure, but I have no need for ear plugs. Give me a nose clip instead or goggles that cover the nose as well.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicSomeone knocks on your door when you aren't expecting anyone, what do you do?
Paragon21XX
05/29/25 3:01:46 PM
#20
Open up my Nest app to see who's at the door. Ignore if it's clearly a solicitor, open if it's a neighbor.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicMy wife is making me drink this "water" horseshit
Paragon21XX
05/29/25 1:29:00 AM
#22
The tap in my area has a fresh taste, so I don't mind drinking it.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicFuck U-Haul
Paragon21XX
05/28/25 5:15:36 PM
#6
LordFarquad1312 posted...
No it does not.
lol pedantry ftl

You damn well know he means 15% off $555.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicFuck U-Haul
Paragon21XX
05/28/25 5:12:38 PM
#2
They probably itemize the quote in such a way that they claim the 15% discount only applies toward $170 of the total quote.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicACTUAL Frequently Asked Questions:
Paragon21XX
05/28/25 2:59:26 PM
#16
Who should I play this Skip card against?

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicDo you truly ever die if ai is trained on all of your data?
Paragon21XX
05/28/25 2:39:41 PM
#7
Yes. If it's not my own consciousness that's in control, then it's not me that's living but an imposter.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicWhy is meat bad for us?
Paragon21XX
05/28/25 10:58:21 AM
#54
Krojen posted...
Its relative.

When all of that is more easily gotten without packaging it in the most environmentally destructive way possible, unnecessary animal cruelty, and the disease promoting junk that is inherent to red meat, is it really a notable upside? The outcomes say no.
Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die!

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicI hate accidentally getting drunk
Paragon21XX
05/27/25 6:44:45 PM
#5
LonelyStoner posted...
You should accidentally get a trim.
Don't forget the shampooing first of all.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicFriends don't let friends grill with propane.
Paragon21XX
05/27/25 6:20:40 PM
#18
Starks posted...
We're cooking the meat and letting it stand on its own. The heating source should be doing jack shit unless I ask it to.
Embrace the smokiness.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicFriends don't let friends grill with propane.
Paragon21XX
05/27/25 6:19:34 PM
#16
Kain_Highwind posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/16e01284.jpg
He's no friend of mine.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicA Dyson Sphere sounds like a terrible idea
Paragon21XX
05/27/25 11:27:21 AM
#20
A Dyson sphere is just an enormous solar array meant to collect solar energy and transmit it via microwaves or lasers using satellite swarms to relay the collected energy back to inhabited locations. You won't actually live on the sphere because the radius of the sphere (smaller than Mercury's orbit) would make the temperatures prohibitively hot for anything but robots to live on for maintaining it.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
Topicare yuo crazy
Paragon21XX
05/26/25 6:02:15 PM
#11
Crazy? I'm sane. God, am I sane.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicWhich detective could solve the Kira case?
Paragon21XX
05/26/25 1:47:14 PM
#48
SAlYAN posted...
All this talk of Detective skills misses the point.

Everybody here but Batman has a public face and name. They're fucked.
Sissel is already dead though. Also, (Ghost Trick spoilers) Sissel is a cat. The Death Note does not work on animals.

Doe posted...
Rejected. His face is not a Frank
I reject your rejection. My first thought when I saw his face was "he looks like a 'Frank.'"

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
TopicWas it a Good Burrito?
Paragon21XX
05/25/25 4:23:17 PM
#4
There is only one correct ratio for a particular ingredient in burritos: 0% rice

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
Topictwo Israeli embassy staff killed by man chanting 'free Palestine ' in DC
Paragon21XX
05/24/25 8:28:31 PM
#293
Trumble really living up to his tag.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
Topic*Gives you 6 piece chicken strips*
Paragon21XX
05/23/25 6:10:22 PM
#24
Derwood posted...
Honey mustard and ranch dressing are peasant sauces
Chicken strips are a peasant meal, but it doesn't make them any less good.

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
Board List
Page List: 1 ... 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13 ... 43