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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Master chief, cool lightsabers, soap
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

I wasnt aware there was a football today
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

My god whats going on in here
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

MICHALECOLE posted...

I never show my receipt. I smile and walk right by them. I have never had them hassle me, but I am always prepared.

I would make a huge fucking fuss.

Damn why
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Pretty sure its common, one of those hispanic names. No it aint juan or jesus.
That reminds me of a minor but really funny racist comment some white lady told me. When I told her my name she said I looked more like a juan, and that it'd be more fitting for someone like me. Hehehehe
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

No pineapple or mushroom
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Broccoli beef, fried rice, those chicken on stick things, something spicy
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

I'd call them a moose
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Privacy is cool but its not like your basket falls under medical HIPA. I know sams club always checks receipts, in case something wasnt scanned
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Bad movies
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

I have normal sized racist teeth
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Its called the sun
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Yeah balls
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

I'll say maybe 2 years ago, im here semi often
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

I'll live. Currently alone on my birthday and I pissed a friend off cause I made it seem like I ignored her, i mean I could see why this time
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

wwinterj25 posted...

Agreed TC. I'm antisocial in general but that doesn't stop me going to pubs, wars and whatever with a small group of people.

Wars...?
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

That depends. If its hot I sleep with a shirt and boxers. If its cold I sleep with a shirt and boxers and probably a blanket maybe
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

I lile to say Bootles
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Oh. I thought this was about game masters
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Jen0125 posted...

I'm all out of masturbate

Did the well run dry?
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

What
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

I mean if you time travel you gotta travel through space too. If you went forward in time and went nowhere you'd be floating in space cause the earth dropped you off.
Anyway time travel. I actually like the restriction, good time travel in my opinion is observe only.
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Why would anyone want one of those stinky consoles? Damn things looked like they were on life support when you put all the attachments on
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Mead posted...

Hey I sneeze loud but its out of my control

Yeah me too. One of my friends pet peeves is sneezing so he always accuses me of faking.
Also before i clicked on the topic my first thought was nazis
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Damn, some of these are good
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Hehehe. This is pretty good, hope it doesnt get deleted
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Hell no. No ass no hips no curves. I'd starve to death with a girl like that. Also would looks scary as shit as a real person
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Na I think weed smells like a burning tire that was dunked in kerosene and ass hair. Plus it aint completely harmless like a few people like to think. Yes I know anything can kill you thats why I aint sayin it should be illegal again
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

JoanOfArcade posted...

Blorfenburger posted...

Dunkey
Best Friends Play
Killian experience
Nakey jakey
And Cr1tikal

Best friends play! Another man of culture I see

Hell yeah. I dont remember when or where but I once saw someone complaining that a "best friend guide" sucked because they kept talking and didnt seem very good at the game. I died from laughter

Also forgot to mention AVGN. Good stuff
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

My schools i think started the break on Wednesday so it was either a 4 or 5 day weekend
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

IHOB
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Hell no I think Big Ass should be studied in geometry
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

BlazeAndBlade posted...

Love this song. Also some sort of retest should be a thing
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Dunkey
Best Friends Play
Killian experience
Nakey jakey
And Cr1tikal
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

https://imgur.com/bI9deCC
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

I think markiplier was in there just to be there. Also i dont use alts.
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Cranberry is one of the few foods i dont like
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

LinkPizza posted...

Hehehehehe
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Die Hard
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

SunWuKung420 posted...

He likes butts.

Na thats me
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

LinkPizza posted...

Blorfenburger posted...

Pepper

Like ground black pepper or green peppers or banana peppers?

Many kinds of peppers. Except banana
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Oops_All_Berrys posted...

knivesX2004 posted...

Zeus posted...

The rainbow of pointlessly diversity is just flat-out ridiculous.

It's not pointless.
It's a show that young kids can watch that shows them variety.

Aka white straight male GENOCIDE

Hey my name is Ron Stalworth and I completely agree with you
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Not sure yet. But im sure my emt friend will happily complain to me at 8am
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Pepper
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Where's SASSY?
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Oddplume posted...

No recent moderations. I got banned 13 years ago for being underage. Can't catch child predators without an account.

What..?
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

My ass needs it
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

I believe I also called an asshole an asshole
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.