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Its been 10 seconds but all I could think of was

Im offended that its not happening in front of me right now.

Thats all i got
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

A really hairy guy
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Gungeon
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Isnt there nipple in the first one?
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

I donated a dollar to some organization that may or may not use it as they said they will
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

I think people block me all the time but hey Im still alive
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Its okay. My friend watched the whole series on netflix and bitched the entire time. It was pretty funny honestly. "blah blah this person looks different, waah that character wouldnt do that"
So far ive seen 20 episodes over the 4 or so seasons so I can say for certain that its a decent show. My friend seems like and hate it
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Yeah sure thing my fellow christian
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

I also dont fully understand when its the whole song. If its for some quick effect or something it can be cool. But I remember when I was a kid I was listening to the sgt pepper album off my mp3 with broken earbuds I was wondering why I got half the song and everything else sounded eerily distant
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

You could get an internal 1tb hardrive
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Kids on the internet make memes about you
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Horizon is 10 dollars at gamestop.
Your sig sure is interesting
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

You can what now.
Also I have someone in here tagged as "hates g4m3rz"
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

The Beatles
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Maybe 20. Something practical
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Wait a SECOND

We can torture children now? IT'S TIME
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Who knows
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

I didnt know there were other versions. I remember when I was in high school I thought butthurt sounded dumb so I came up with something dumber, analy pained
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Na
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Used to be around 4 and it felt shitty but now im doing more so i sleep more than 5 and it feels better now
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

I mean I already call all my friends whores
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

What the hell happened
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Sarcasthma posted...

Blorfenburger posted...

Sarcasthma posted...

Yep, its him:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/234547-super-smash-bros-ultimate/77197381

I wish you linked to me.

Im about to link my foot to your butt.

Hell yeah
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

DocDelicious posted...

Yep, starting Black Friday I'll be working 18+ hour days, every day, until Jan 2nd. I'll be sleeping under my desk a lot again this year.
Hooray holiday season in the shipping industry!

Yeah I was thinkin besides retail postal people got it real bad too
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

I also voted all 3 because this gen I got real lucky
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Sarcasthma posted...

Yep, its him:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/234547-super-smash-bros-ultimate/77197381

I wish you linked to me.
Also that butt is okay. It aint something I'd crave for
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Hey im becoming one. I think. Not sure what you mean. Like mead or something
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Do tell, why do you think that
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

You play as halo?
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

What ails you
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

I thought it was pretty cool, things got wild
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

I should wear more sunscreen
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Ive never been more AROUSED
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Awesomw
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

They "should be" doesnt always mean they are. I dont use avon products and I didnt like the young hip man calling me fam and to vote
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

What is goin on in here
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

December. The month christmas is in
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

I believe i work on both days. So I'll finally be able to live the american dream and get injured on black friday by people that dont see workers as humans
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

LinkPizza posted...

Blorfenburger posted...

I dunno, not into chicks with faux dicks

They have to be real, right?

Well some are. And I mean things like wearable dildos. Those are SPOOKY
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Nooo i aint bein a bad boy here but he found out years ago that if he tried he wouldnt make it. He doesnt try anything i wont give it back. I dont start fights like some little shit
Its weird, never told anyone this, not even my friends
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Had a black card like this earlier in cards against humanity
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Na. Smoking stinks
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

I dunno, not into chicks with faux dicks
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

What
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

It was okay. I mainly liked the sarah connor girl cause she was short
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

I am a homosexual nazi that is pro choice and I hate womens suffrage
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

This show is so stinky
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

And here I am. Hullo
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

I wanna poll dance
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.

Melee actually aint something you should always do. Those fuckers poke your hands
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I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.