Lurker > Blorfenburger

LurkerFAQs, Active DB, DB1, DB2, DB3, Database 4 ( 07.23.2018-12.31.2018 ), DB5, DB6, DB7, DB8, DB9, DB10, DB11, DB12, Clear
Board List
Page List: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 ... 14
Topicmy son enjoyed that velma and daphne film
Blorfenburger
10/28/18 10:38:15 PM
#8
Thought it was porn for a second
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicDad and Daughter ADMIT they had SEX after their CHILD died from their INCEST!!!
Blorfenburger
10/28/18 10:36:45 PM
#2
That's like, so cool dude
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicDescribe your last bowel movement with band names
Blorfenburger
10/27/18 9:41:30 AM
#77
Spice Girls
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicAre you still friends with some people you went to school with?
Blorfenburger
10/26/18 9:41:15 PM
#27
All but about 2 of them.
Four friends from school, 2 from middle school and 2 from high school. So ive been friends with two of them for 11 years, and 8 for the other two
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicTabletop rpg, whats up with PvP
Blorfenburger
10/26/18 9:10:58 PM
#48
Nichtcrawler X posted...
ParanoidObsessive posted...
(Good/Evil was added later, after Paladins became a thing).


Which I still find silly. Evil Paladins are definitely a thing and make for great villains.

Yeah im in a game with an evil league that has an evil paladin
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicHow many systems do you own?
Blorfenburger
10/26/18 11:46:57 AM
#13
N64
Wiiu
Switch
Xbox 360
Xbox one
3ds
Gameboy advance
PSP
Ps4

Used to have an original xbox but that died. Same for gameboy color, ds and dsi.
Got the psp and ps4 this year, pretty good stuff
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicI don't think Alien has aged very well as a horror movie.
Blorfenburger
10/26/18 12:46:29 AM
#8
If the Thing fills you with dread then you're stinky and weak. By the way I love that movie
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicDo you work in fast food or retail?
Blorfenburger
10/26/18 12:43:26 AM
#8
Recently got a job in retail, wanted to experience it
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicFavorite Sony Console
Blorfenburger
10/25/18 5:20:01 PM
#25
Psp or ps4
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicTabletop rpg, whats up with PvP
Blorfenburger
10/25/18 5:18:33 PM
#42
I dont know why but I feel lost with nonheroic levels. I need to make 2 force users, cant seem to wrap my brain around doing that

LinkPizza posted...
In my games, we blow a lot of things up. One of my characters was addicted to explosions, though.

Hey thats cool, one of my friends kamikazed himself again. Seems to be a running theme with him
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicTabletop rpg, whats up with PvP
Blorfenburger
10/25/18 3:50:11 AM
#38
Yeah I know there's no alignment chart I just sayin he would be CN if there were.
And yeah sounds like I should look at nonheroic levels. Im goin through learning pains here and my friends know it. Its why I started with clone wars, im allowed to order them around if I feel i need to.
Time to take notes
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicTabletop rpg, whats up with PvP
Blorfenburger
10/25/18 1:25:07 AM
#35
shadowsword87 posted...
You haven't played a lot of RPGs have you?
Your terminology is really confusing.

Ive played 3 different ones. Only war 40k, pathfinder, and SW saga edition. Im GMing for the first time, star wars setting is also a first but I am familiar with it
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicTabletop rpg, whats up with PvP
Blorfenburger
10/25/18 12:10:06 AM
#33
Oh okay. I thought I'd have to make an enemy in the way the book has it
https://imgur.com/WEf8nEE
Although to be honest ive never really analyzed any of the npc stats so for all I know they're just slightly edited PCs for the most part.
So does this mean I can kind of do whatever I want with a later force user boss? Within reason I know. I jotted down notes somewhere that had health and reflex and abilities. So if reflex is high-ish I should lower it? And what about health? I got 4 guys and they range from high 30 to almost 50
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicTabletop rpg, whats up with PvP
Blorfenburger
10/24/18 11:50:05 PM
#31
Come to think of it, how do i make custom enemies at all
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicTabletop rpg, whats up with PvP
Blorfenburger
10/24/18 11:40:10 PM
#29
Holy shit what happened in here.
streamofthesky posted...
A nonlethal fair duel or spar between two PCs can be done, and is fine. I've had plenty of those, they're fun.

That's often not what PvP is. PvP is often not a mutually agreed upon situation, done openly and fairly. It's often someone stealing from another party member. Or murdering him in his sleep. Or betraying the party in the middle of a fight when they're hurt and vulnerable.
At least IME, PvP is often opportunistic, craven, and self-serving. Hence why it's so despised.


Yeah, I THINK its meant to be a friendly sparing match. So everyone knows: Im using star wars saga edition and set during the clone wars, in case thats important. Anyway it's my friend, a scout clone, and his NPC jedi general in a sparing ring. It was at the end of the session so we thought it'd be alright to end before the fight.
In terms of game mechanics, am I doing anything wrong? The jedi is essentially a player character. When I googled pvp one thing I saw was chance to hit. My guys all happen to have a reflex (like AC in other games) around the 20 range and they're level 3. What I saw was some post I forget where but it wasnt explained. I suspect the problem might be 2 guys hitting the air for 2 minutes straight

And how the heck do i make a custom boss that isnt a high level PC. If high level pc is bad that is. Googled that too and got nothing.

Oh and the clone could be chaotic neutral but thats another problem
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicTabletop rpg, whats up with PvP
Blorfenburger
10/24/18 7:44:22 PM
#3
I'll only have a couple moments of pvp, not a game dedicated to it.
First and most immediate problem is I have an npc that I just made following the character sheet and he's going to spar with one of my friends. And later im gonna make a custom boss and I was going to handle it the same way; filling out the character sheet and just having it a higher level
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicRemember when they wanted to make the Universal monster cinematic universe?
Blorfenburger
10/24/18 7:41:47 PM
#13
I mean if they out actual effort into it and not just go for a cashgrab.
Now I wanna watch clerks 2
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicWe've tried nothing
Blorfenburger
10/24/18 7:36:57 PM
#2
I feel the same way
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topicdonald trump enjoyed rob zombies halloween over the new one
Blorfenburger
10/24/18 7:36:14 PM
#4
FrozenBananas posted...
Maybe he likes the Michael Meyers flashback scenes

Maybe he can relate to it
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicTabletop rpg, whats up with PvP
Blorfenburger
10/24/18 7:34:31 PM
#1
I happened to see that people dont like it but I cant seem to find why
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicFish age of consent
Blorfenburger
10/24/18 3:42:16 PM
#16
Zareth posted...
Hejiru posted...
Depends on if the fish is getting wet

Hot take: a fish is only wet once it's outside of water.

Discuss.

Yes
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicDo you like mayonnaise?
Blorfenburger
10/24/18 12:39:45 PM
#105
Anal?
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicFish age of consent
Blorfenburger
10/24/18 12:35:56 PM
#9
Smiffwilm posted...
Tell me TC. Is your name Troy McClure?

Pfff you wish
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicFish age of consent
Blorfenburger
10/24/18 10:59:38 AM
#3
Yeah but that's just when they can breed
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicFish age of consent
Blorfenburger
10/24/18 10:50:39 AM
#1
Just uh, wonderin
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicDo you like those old pac man games?
Blorfenburger
10/24/18 10:46:50 AM
#27
I do like those old pacman games. The first time I was able to consistently play them was in pacman world 2. It had an unlockable arcade. Played pacman, weird 3d-ish pacman, ms pacman
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicYou know what trope I HATE?
Blorfenburger
10/24/18 10:44:51 AM
#6
*goofy trailer voice* But THIS is just the beginning
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicDo you have a family video by you?
Blorfenburger
10/22/18 11:40:56 PM
#8
Yeah, its run by a really old korean guy. Its mostly vhs, got enemy at the gate there
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicBest slasher killer?
Blorfenburger
10/22/18 11:38:10 PM
#14
Can the Predater count as a slasher and a stabber?
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicOk, the universe hasn't always existed... but there was no time before the unive
Blorfenburger
10/22/18 11:35:33 PM
#18
SunWuKung420 posted...
What we consider time is just the rate of a chemical reaction.

https://imgur.com/hxXNy8i
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topiclifehack to stay hydrated
Blorfenburger
10/22/18 12:10:18 PM
#7
Yeah but eating too much ice too fast can have some negative affects. Youre better off just getting enough ice for how long it'll take you to finish the drink
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicWhat is your credit card?
Blorfenburger
10/21/18 10:37:40 PM
#6
7
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topicwhats your favorite show by jj abrahams
Blorfenburger
10/21/18 10:32:17 PM
#5
The emancipation proclamation
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicI collect molds spores and fungus
Blorfenburger
10/21/18 10:29:41 PM
#8
If it clicks burn it
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicAnybody here was home schooled?
Blorfenburger
10/20/18 1:05:40 AM
#4
Im sure if a kid begged long enough he could be homeschooled
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic46 y/o Black Man gets 8 YEARS in PRISON for MARIJUANA that he LEGALLY Bought!!!
Blorfenburger
10/20/18 1:04:09 AM
#12
helIy posted...
yeah, just because it's legal in one state doesn't make it legal in another state.

fair, next.

Wait, do you do this often. This seems familiar
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicI'm out wearin my tissot
Blorfenburger
10/20/18 12:36:23 AM
#2
I have no idea what that is but it sounds cool
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicWhy is this board still linked to the poll?
Blorfenburger
10/20/18 12:35:38 AM
#8
There seems to be a pattern here. The answer is staring me in the face I KNOW IT.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicDid you buy HALLOWEEN CANDY for the Kids this year???
Blorfenburger
10/20/18 12:32:35 AM
#6
HMMMMM. anything I actually want to say will just get me modded.

Psssst. It involves MURDER. Dont tell no one
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topicwhat are you guys dressing as for halloween
Blorfenburger
10/20/18 12:30:35 AM
#4
Uhhhh. In gonna sarcastically say "an intelligent atheist"
I dunno that sounds like something someone would say. Havent seen it yet so i cant mock anyone specific
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic46 y/o Black Man gets 8 YEARS in PRISON for MARIJUANA that he LEGALLY Bought!!!
Blorfenburger
10/20/18 12:24:43 AM
#2
WoWoWOwowOw thats RAdiCal
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicStand together like we're walks in a wall
Blorfenburger
10/20/18 12:23:53 AM
#2
Im more akin to a brick in the wall
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicShould chili have beans?
Blorfenburger
10/20/18 12:22:12 AM
#28
I like some good ol american chili with beans.
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicDo you guys have any allergies?
Blorfenburger
10/20/18 12:19:42 AM
#29
Not that i know of
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicAnybody here was home schooled?
Blorfenburger
10/20/18 12:18:56 AM
#2
If one was home schooled wouldn't the decision fall to the parents most of the time or something?
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicTips to reduce extreme anger?
Blorfenburger
10/19/18 12:21:46 PM
#106
Eat a single bread stick
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicRemember that time helly ate pizza with hard-boiled egg on it?
Blorfenburger
10/18/18 2:11:00 AM
#9
The only thing weird is the pineapple
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicYou guys may hate me
Blorfenburger
10/18/18 2:08:09 AM
#4
I like sushi
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
TopicI spoke to a pleasant-faced female in my social biology class today.
Blorfenburger
10/17/18 12:20:53 PM
#6
TheWorstPoster posted...
GanglyKhan posted...
kangolcone posted...
Why do weirdos insist on using the word female? It sounds so creepy and desperate.

Sorry, womyn is what he meant to say.


*Womxn

*wimin
---
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Board List
Page List: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 ... 14