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TC is my favorite kind of scumbag. One that is out in the open with it.

I would just guess Phoenix, but I clearly have no fucking clue. Maybe somewhere in Hawaii?

He-Man for sure (Im old so I mean the OG He-Man).

Me

Do they have oil? Also, do they have nuclear bombs?

VorpalAxeMan posted...

Doesn't matter. If I'm wealthy I'm buying the teams, trading for 'bad' players, and let 'em lose while I claim tax rebates and sell tickets.

Well, you're dead already.

Under the condition that you pick a team from each of the four major sports leagues in the United States (NFL, NBA, MLB and NHL) and so long as none of them win the championship, you remain young, rich and alive. As soon as one of them wins, you die. What 4 teams are you picking?

For me I'm going......

Texans
Bobcats
Pirates
Kraken

Seattle is the only team out of my four that would have me worried in the near future, with the Texans being second just due to the nature of the NFL where it is common for teams to go from worst to first in a division (27 times in the past 20 seasons) so today they could be trash and tomorrow right in the thick of ending my life. The Bobcats will never have me worried and the Pirates missed their latest window and it looks to be a while before their next one will open up.

Also if a team relocates you remain with that team as your selection. If for some reason a team actually contracted and ceased to exist, you would get to replace them with a new pick. You also would be banned from using your money to purchase any sports franchises to try and game the system. Also not allowed to gamble on or attempt to payoff someone in a handshake deal to ensure your selections stay out of the way. Any attempt to do any of these things results in your own spontaneous combustion, which would be a pretty cool and certainly memorable way to go out if you're looking for a silver lining to trying cheat the system.

omega_cookie posted...

Just go away you leathery, racist sex pest.

Wtf did I even do to you bro?

Drink water. Lots of it.

Crazy stuff for sure. If this type of story interests you, I urge you to read A Child Called It which is another true story (although its debated by one sibling I believe) of a boy who went through even far worse than McCurdy did, which is almost unfathomable when you think about it.

I make love to him in public.

Josh

Ive seen some of the lowest tier trolling over the years on this site and this is below even those attempts.

TC should be ashamed of giving such minimal effort.

Fuck it, lower that shit to 10 and take away any required experience as well. Allow kids to have any job theyre willing to be trained to do.

Im all in for a police force of children, fully equipped with guns. Barely able to see over the steering wheel of their patrol cars, crashing into shit.

Child teachers. Just got done with 8th grade, off to go teach 3rd grade with ya!

Lets go crazy with this idea!!

I dont necessarily think it was fake and I 100% believe we have the capability to go to the moon now.

That said, there is a part of me who absolutely believes that a plan couldve been put in place to fake it just to win the space race against Russia while they continued to work out the kinks of actually getting there, although I think the logistics of a cover up that large wouldve made it extremely hard to pull off.

Put my feet to the fire demanding an answer though and Im gonna say not faked.

I just dropped a brown bomb out of my buttass that had to have been at least 14 inches long and it was thick too! It also gave me mud butt. I used damn near a half a roll of toilet paper wiping the leftovers off my vertical rear smile.

Ill say this much for Chick-Fil-A, Ive never seen an ugly girl working there.

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Can YOU become a BassMaster?!

Aztex posted...

Sativa Rose
Nautica Thorn
Daisy Marie

That Heather girl who gave bj's and took the whole thing inside her mouth

I sat next to Nautica Thorn on a flight to Vegas once. Didnt know who she was at the time, but we talked quite a bit and she actually showed a couple videos of herself.

She had a great personality. Really good conversation outside of the work stuff as well.

Call that a Deadliest Catch

What about Rockys son in Rocky 5 when he beats up the bully and gets his jacket back?!

What about that manufactured paper champion Union Kane?!

I posted the same ridiculous shit on the S&R board, but thats way more dead than this board and I want a pity reaction god damn it!!! haha

Anyway, Imagine a league that combined the NFL, NBA, MLB and the NHL into one?!

So check it out, first it starts with a draft in which each team will select 65 players a piece. The draft pool being made up of everyone in each of the major sports leagues.

The league will consist of 40 teams and be set up like the NFL division wise. The season will be 20 games long. Each team will play 5 football games, 5 basketball games, 5 Hockey games and 5 Baseball games.

Playoffs consist of 16 teams, 8 from each conference, no bye weeks. Each round is a best of 7 series where the higher seed chooses which sports are played in which order. The first 4 games of each series must be one of each sport (football, hockey, basketball and baseball) in any order they choose. The remaining 1-3 games (however many are necessary) are also decided before the series begins by the higher seeded team with the rule that no one sport can be played back to back. So you couldnt have a 7 game series of say Football, baseball, hockey, basketball, football, football, football.

Obviously with every team having to play every sport, but only having 65 roster spots guys are gonna have to play multiple sports. Each team would certainly have guys who specialized at certain sports (like Brady for instance would obviously be your QB and you might not risk him playing any of the other sports despite him having played baseball as well).

Also in the event of a tie in any given game there would be overtime, but it wouldnt be in whatever sport they were playing at the times normal OT rules.

Instead, in the event of a tie. The OT would be an untimed MMA fight under the old school rules of the UFC that allowed elbows and what not. Each team chooses one guy a piece to fight and they go until one is either knocked out or submits.

Now, how crazy is this and would you watch it?

Also, how much fun would the fantasy draft for this be lol

pionear posted...

I guess when you take the yearly, some of it is paid with Interest (and they tax that as well) so long term wise its more profitable for them to do it that way

Oh its certainly more profitable long term to take the annuity payments, but a lot of times people elect for the one time lump sum for various different reasons. Personally I would also take the lump sum because of my health so I would want to have that money to leave to my kid because in my state I cannot leave my lottery annuity to my kid. When I die, those payments cease.

Im sure I could find a way around that, but its likely easier to take the big lump sum. Also I know a lot of people elect for the lump sum because while the payments give you the entire jackpot over the long period of time, you can potentially make a lot more investing with the lump sum right away.

Can I be a prostitute or a stripper?

Pretty insane that if you hit and take the single payout, you'd end up walking with less than $400 million. Right now the single payout amount is estimated at $602.7 millon (Which is still more than plenty, just amazing how much gets shaved off when you choose the single payment option and then couple that with the taxes that get lopped off after that) and It's estimated right now that you'd walk with $379.6 million, but that's if you live in a state with no income tax. If you have state tax, you'll come away with even less.

My biggest question is, where does the initial $400+ million go when you choose to take the single payout option? Back into the lottery?

Ya messed up buddy.

ZangsBeard posted...

The last time I was there, it was like $90 for two entrees and a single dessert. So no, it wasn't so much food for the price.

The most expensive thing on their menu is less than $30, how did you rack up a $90 bill on two entrees?

Kids and virgins are boob guys. Once you start fucking you learn that ass is way better.

Doing my part

Where are you looking to move? You said along the east coast in the middle of the state which has me guessing anywhere between St. Augustine and New Smyrna Beach. Between those is most notably Daytona Beach.

Highly recommend getting the modded version on steam that adds the 5th class as well as the mode where you play as the bosses instead and protect the Spire.

Somehow Im forgetting the name of the mod off the top of my head, but it should be easy to find if you search the mods for StS on steam.

Florida man is a real thing

Hello all, a little update.

First thank you to those who have posted since I last did. Thank you for your kind words and opinions as to what I should do in regards to family and/or treatment.

I spoke with my boss and she became the first person to know. I told her I have 2-3 weeks left in me to help out and make the transition of me heading out easier. Probably should have just said, "fuck this job", but she and I have known each other a very, very long time. We're friends outside of work and what not as well. She was devastated by the news which I was touched by, but at the same time it made me think about not telling others because I could already feel the switch in her to coddling me. I don't want to be treated differently, but I understand how and why the news will make people want to treat me a certain way.

I think I will hold off telling anyone else for a moment. That isn't immediate family that is. I plan to tell my son and mother tomorrow. Although, I do debate holding off another week or so there because my son has state assessment tests either this week or next and I really would hate to put this burden onto him before taking them.

Aside from that stuff, spent time with my son. That isn't unusual or anything I we spend a lot of time together already, but it did feel a bit weird inside to me. Like, we went to the movies together one day and during the movie the thought of "soon we won't be able to go see movies anymore" popped in my head and I couldn't get it out. Ugh.........

Then today I met up with my ex's oldest son and had lunch with him and his girlfriend. He still looks at me as someone he looks up to and respects like a father figure so it was a good time getting to see him as it had been a few weeks since we last spoke to one another. I'm sure i'll also tell him at some point. Still debating on whether or not to tell his mother because today I found out she is seeing someone new which while I suspected as much, still kinda stings as we've only been apart for a couple months, but whatever to each their own. Now I feel like telling her would look even more like a ploy to make her feel shitty, which I have zero intentions of doing so I think i'll just let it ride in that regard and when the day comes she'll find out what happened one way or the other. Only sucky part is not getting to see her youngest kid whom I also had a really good relationship with to the point he called me dad, but ultimately I figure it's probably better I don't see him as seeing him and then dying will take another dad away from him (his biological father gave up and took off when he was a baby, deadbeat, no help, etc....).

Played in a poker tournament as well at the local poker room. 236 entrants, finished 16th. Had fun. Considering flying out to Vegas to play in a WSOP event if I'm able to when it comes around here in the near future. Maybe I'll go wild and win a bracelet, immortalize my name lol.

Oh, decided I'm going to buy myself a new car that will be left to my son obviously, although the car I'm looking at buying is probably not a suitable first vehicle for a first time driver haha. I'll leave him my current vehicles as well, maybe with some instructions that he can't drive the new car until he's 18 or something. If I can even do that.

Also speaking tomorrow to a lawyer, setting things up for my kid for when the time comes, etc....

Anyway, nothing too exciting. Just taking it a day at a time. Sometimes it's hard to take it even an hour at a time because it can be a very overwhelming and humbling, scary feeling when the thoughts begin to enter your mind that your time is almost up, but I try my best.

I'll try and keep an update here and there when I think of it. I still lurk this site most days and throw up a shit post or two in some topic (usually on a sports board). Take care everyone.

Thank you to everyone for your thoughts, well wishes, etc...

I don't feel like quoting or tagging posts (whatever the hell it is these days, when I joined this site you couldn't even do those things iirc lol), but I'll answer a couple of the questions asked.

How old is my son? He will be 16 in October. Now that the ex I mentioned in the op are split, I am once again a single father who has had my son with very little input from his mother since he was 6 months old. He doesn't really see anyone from that side of his family outside of an Aunt.

How old am I? I will be 42 in May.

Give or take. Without going into great detail I have an inoperable and very aggressive tumor in my brain. I am able to undergo radiation treatment along with chemo, but I am undecided at this point (having found out this morning why Ive been having severe headaches and vomiting for no reason for the past several weeks) as to what I plan to do in that regard.

On one hand, it could up my lifespan prognosis by up to 5 years or more although anything beyond 5yrs is highly unlikely and even the 5yr mark is a potential long shot.

On the other hand Ive seen first hand what treatment does to people and while it did help to extend the lives of a few family members you could argue their quality of life wasnt that spectacular and they were merely around as opposed to living their final days.

I have not told anyone I know personally yet, including my mother, my son or my brother and his family (which is all the remaining family I have left). Im not even through processing myself. Its really thrown me for a loop, but it feels good to post this just as an outlet.

The most likely scenario without treatment is I get between 4 and 8 months. How great my QoL would be is an unknown as many different things could or couldnt happen to me physically due to the cancer. If my body holds off the extremely bad stuff I could have a fairly normal few months aside from the constant headache, which is tolerable for the most part and knowing my situation now, is something Im willing to power through to try my best to enjoy things.

When do I tell my family? My son in particular. Do I tell them? They dont even know Ive been to the doctor. I had a gut feeling this wasnt some ordinary thing which is why I didnt tell them.

I also have an ex who I would like to make amends with before I cant anymore. We didnt necessarily end on bad terms, but it wasnt exactly a happy split either. Note that it essentially ended because I called her out for some unfaithful behavior by having at least an emotional, if not also
a physical, affair behind my back.

That said, her and I have a very long history and in the end its water under the bridge. I still care for her and her kids (as she does for mine) and I think Id really like to be open with her, forgive her and just be friends until my time is up, but I also dont want to be that guy that is like yo Im dying, dont you feel like shit now?! which I have no intention of, but I could see her thinking I was trying to be that way. Ehh, probably just best to leave it alone.

I am going to quit working, but I do want to do the right thing and give them notice which would mean spending some of my remaining time working, but I figure I would be around people I enjoy for the most part and anything else I make is just extra to be left for my kid.

Man.this is a real mind fuck. Im trying my best to process my own mortality, but it is very tough. I just have so many thoughts running through my head right now. All the things I want to say to people. Should I say some things, should I stay quiet. Things I want to do personally, but feeling selfish over things I want to do that dont include my family, especially my son. Will I be a bad father if I do some things I always wanted to do alone or should I maximize every moment with him that I can?

Do I have to be open about this with anyone new I may meet or do I just live in the moment and let them deal with my death on their own after Im gone?

Do I opt for treatment and Hope it extends my life while also not ruining the quality of it? Treatment costs money to which is another factor. Do I want to basically waste that money to add a little time to my life or keep that money set aside for my kid either as part of his inheritance or even money that I spend on some wild stuff for he and I to do together?

All I can say is it is a very surreal feeling being given a shelf life. I am experiencing nearly every negative emotion in waves. It is very tough. I appreciate anyone who takes their time to read this as Im thankful to have this space to anonymously put my thoughts out into the world.

Not sure why, but I read that as walruses are not real and I was thinking this guy is fucking nuts.

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