Lurker > KillerSlaw

Protip: If they're showing you Littlefingers plan, then it means he's getting Littlefingered I'm pretty sure.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

The truth is, it's getting really hard to cope with everything.

Back in October I was diagnosed with kidney failure. They claim they only have 12% functionality, yet somehow I've still managed to avoid dialysis. I don't know if it's because I lost 60 pounds or what, but I fear it won't last much longer.

My savings got wiped out due to the hospital bills and my insurance completely fucking me over, and I nobody seems to want to hire a guy who's so close to being disabled so I'm stuck at my shitty part time job that's going nowhere.

When it comes to my love life, shits even more fucked up. I have my crazy ex girlfriend trying to get me as a booty call, and because I'm ignoring her she's just annoying me and making my life miserable.

I met a Czechoslovakian girl online. We've been talking for about a year now. I really like her. I think I may even be falling for her. Of course, I have no money to get her over here, so she's stuck doing porno cause she can't find a job over there. It kills me that I'm powerless to help her at this point.

On top of all this, it seems that all of my friends have decided to just abandon me now that my life is in the shits. And to make matters worse, everyone on CE seems to hate me now so I don't even have e-friends.

Basically, I guess I'm just super depressed and don't really know what I'm going to do. I've been having bad thoughts lately but I just try to ignore them and hope I find a way out.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

I haven't had this on Xbox One in over a year tbqh

Unless it updates the controller on it's own too and I didn't know about it :-/
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

He pissed off most of his crew so now he has to do over produced garbage on his own which is taking an eternity.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

What is this? A controller for ants?
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P
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Weren't there bad glitches with the PS3 version? Or lots of lag or something?
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

She looks like she's having a stroke.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

I did find it super annoying when parents of kids with issues started acting like they had a monopoly on fidget spinners and said shit like they were designed for autistic kids when the creator flat out said they were not.
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3khc posted...

Literally just a thing you spin. Would you discourage someone who flips a pen between their fingers?

Only if they were being really obnoxious about it.

But I'm talking *really* obnoxious about it. Probably far more obnoxious than most CEmen would be able to handle.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

I have kidney failure so I figure it isn't worth the effort since most chicks are going to bail the second they find out.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Pretty sure I did once but not intentionally

Then again I've fucked to a lot of weird shit just based on how spontaneously my ex would want it.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

What source is needed? We saw this for a damn year or so on CE.

Same goes for Trump and the shit he does btw.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

I'm a grown ass man so I have no interest in fidget spinners, not even enough to see if I could do the tricks.

Although I'm pretty sure I can based on the tricks I can do with butterfly knives and revolvers.

(inb4 this isn't a kids fad and I'm out of touch and someone gets butthurt)
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

AngelsNAirwav3s posted...

Everyone else doesn't write books as popular as game
Of thrones

:/
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I mean, nothing matters until it's in our hands.

IIRC it was supposed to come out last year until he delayed it again.
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Feline_Heart posted...

lilORANG posted...

Islands of Adventure has a Marvel themed area. They are advertising their own biggest competitor's shit lol.

Disney owns marvel

Islands of Adventure is owned by Universal isn't it?
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Winter Soldier was better IMO

Iron Man 1 and Winter Soldier are pretty much tied and always will be I think.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

It was a BIG ASS explosion that launched it to the beach.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Rika_Furude posted...

the "weeb" boogyman doesn't exist. the xbox just doesn't have games that gamers want

Sure it does. The problem is that most gamers go to the cheapest and/or most powerful console and that was/is PS4.

Once again, the games that sell the most on PS4 are third party titles and sports titles. THOSE are the games gamers want in the US. After that the PS4 has a loyal following of Japanese fans that are never going to jump ship to the Xbox.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

These half step consoles are fucking stupid. One X and PS4 Pro both.

But One X is a particular kind of stupid. You already have your core audience, I can't believe there is any way they are making money on this by selling their idiot fanboys a third system at this point. There's no way they are selling One X's at cost, let alone making a profit, right?

That isn't even getting into how fucking stupid it is for Sony and Microsoft both to focus on 4k before 60fps.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

CE has this idea that Japanese games somehow makes PS4 successful even though the most games sold on PS4 (in the US) are third party sports and Ubisoft titles.

Basically, Japanese developers could care less because Xbox is even more niche in Japan that Japanese stuff is in the West. It's a waste of time and resources.

On the flip side, Microsoft knows that those games don't sell well on Xbox even in the West because Japanese fanboys have been in love with the Playstation since before there ever was an Xbox. It's an audience they're not going to convince to jump ship ever.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

First thing I thought of was Sick Animation

And this topic delivered so hard
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

360 had one, but everything I've seen for Xbox One is a huge fucking headset that is either wired or needs a dongle.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

I
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

It was my first election. I actually planned on voting for him until he picked Palin as his running mate.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Sayoria posted...

StrikeGently posted...

Sayoria posted...

DelianSK posted...

I'm curious if anyone will fess up and give an actual reason. Why do you guys post memes of me and intentionally try to get me upset?

I don't try to harass anyone on here and am generally pretty respectful. What possesses a person to try to completely ruin someones day that they've never even met?

I want some actual answers.

I did. He's transphobic and I torment anyone who comes off as transphobic.

Oh no! Someone doesn't agree with your lifestyle choices! Then ignore me. But you keep instigating by telling people we hooked up and other stuff like that. Don't play with fire if you don't want to get burned, kid.

LMFAO
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

lol just actually read the article. Good one, TC.
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That's like 15 percent

If this is serious, it's the reason why a lot of people are sick of hearing wait staff bitch about tippers.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

I think he's going to die during the surgery tbqh

I hope he doesn't but it seems like a very real possibility.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Fake News Baby
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StrikeGently posted...

Why do people troll me?

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DelianSK posted...

KillerSlaw posted...

If that's Arias she looks good there. I only saw the pictures of her at the court case and she was meh.

That's Anthony.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

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DelianSK posted...

The chick who played Arias in the movie though.... had a crush on her since Lost.

Agree with that definitely.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

I didn't realize that dancing monkeys move like boxers now.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Mayweather beat his girlfriend tho
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Jodi Arias wasn't even that good looking.

Casey Anthony had it going on. I wouldn't mind letter her photograph me.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Racist Irishman is Racist.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

ok
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

I mean, he's probably right that it's going to be a half step. Even a good chance at 2019 release.

But lmfao at that 4k 240 fps
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Big Boss depending on what version of the lore you account for.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

MabusIncarnate posted...

This happened all the time

Nah, only like two times where I've actually had the shotgun. Maybe 5 times where I've just told them I'd be waiting.

Don't be mad that you can't have fun with the scammers.
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myzz7 posted...

KillerSlaw posted...

This sounds like something said by someone who wants to be put into memes tbqh.

he's already been a long running meme before trump - i see this as genuine weariness of it.

Maybe. I feel like the meme's keep him relevant and he likes the attention though.

Hell, just the other day I introduced someone to Alex Jones with the Super Saiyan vid.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Whenever I get the IRS Indian on the Phone I always like to say some shit like "I'll be waiting" and usually rack my shotgun if it's nearby.

They always hang up real quick.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

This sounds like something said by someone who wants to be put into memes tbqh.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

It's a fight I can enjoy because no matter who wins the other side is going to be unbelievably pissed.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."