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TopicRemember when God told some dude to sacrifice his son?
Laserion
11/11/23 8:19:49 AM
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Zikten posted...
Which is why I always have thought Christians should not include the old testament. New Testament only makes sense if you say old never happened or has nothing to do with new
Old Testament God is the same guy who tried to tempt Jesus in the desert. That's why he was offering the world, because he owns it. He has the world within a firewall, and Jesus is trying to get us out of it.

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TopicWhy don't large shipboats keep the oil tanks a reasonable distance from the hull
Laserion
11/01/23 7:15:23 AM
#6
Do you mean like a buffer hull around/outside the actual oil tank?

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TopicI'm so tired of Elon Musk awkwardly crying about family structure
Laserion
10/31/23 9:08:04 PM
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So, is he proposing increasing the wages of his employees when they get new kids?

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TopicWait, so the masked guy is called "Ghostface"?
Laserion
10/27/23 9:59:26 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

HIS name is JUSTIN BAILEY!

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TopicWait, so the masked guy is called "Ghostface"?
Laserion
10/27/23 9:58:07 AM
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TheMikh posted...
ngl i thought michael myers was the actor playing him for the longest time, having never really seen any of the movies until recently
I was also confused for a time. "Isn't that the name of the guy in Wayne's World"?

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TopicSo why exactly cant people reverse engineer spidermans webs?
Laserion
10/07/23 7:56:13 AM
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Doe posted...
Turbo genius Spider-man that invented web fluid is outright spending his time suboptimally by chasing petty purse snatchers instead of reinventing the global supply chain.
And he dares to berate a geneticist genius for wanting to turn people into dinosaurs instead of curing cancer.

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TopicSo why exactly cant people reverse engineer spidermans webs?
Laserion
10/07/23 7:49:38 AM
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Axiom posted...
Hell the entire premise of "Oh no one will recognize me in this costume and a deeper voice" is ridiculous
Even in the Lynda Carter Wonder Woman show, someone just superimposed pictures of Diana Prince and Wonder Woman, and said "Hey! They're the same!"

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TopicShe's ready
Laserion
09/16/23 7:26:50 AM
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Is this a new type of "love machine"?

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TopicWhere were you and what were you doing when 9/11 happened?
Laserion
09/11/23 8:59:47 AM
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I was in college. I was walking near the Student Center and I noticed everyone gathered around the big-screen TV. Went in there and saw the news.

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TopicGargoyles Remastered announced and releases on Oct 19
Laserion
09/08/23 1:28:12 PM
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I just finished the original series about a month ago on D+.

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TopicDo you do number 2 only at home?
Laserion
09/07/23 10:58:31 AM
#24
Something about dollars and dimes and company time.
I only miss my bidet at home. Sometimes I reach for the knob, only to realize it's not there.

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TopicIf you post in this topic, you will die. Guaranteed.
Laserion
09/04/23 12:37:02 AM
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If you post in this topic, you will die. If you don't post in this topic, you will also die. Some day, eventually.

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TopicIs it called K9 because it sounds like canine?
Laserion
09/03/23 7:23:40 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Nothing gets past you.
Of course not. He would catch it.

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TopicDo you excercise the block function?
Laserion
08/20/23 8:13:32 PM
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I just tag people.
When we get the Black Mirror contact lenses, we're going to be tagging everyone left and right.
*Tag hovering over guy's head
"Owes me $20".

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TopicI'm naked.
Laserion
08/18/23 8:22:10 PM
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We're all naked under our clothes.

Ryangrad posted...
I had to put on clothes to make dinner. People don't like when I cook naked for them.
Never fry bacon naked.

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TopicDo you have detailed personality instructions stored in the cloud so that AI can
Laserion
08/16/23 5:41:54 PM
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Pitlord_Special posted...
My religion forbids that practice as it is seen as preventing the soul from reincarnating into the next life.
How? It's just something else imitating you.

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Topicgod damn toonami knew how to make a promo
Laserion
08/16/23 12:50:16 PM
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I remember the one for Sailor Moon.
"More Pretty Soldiers than you can shake a wand at".
Seriously?

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TopicSuppose no new video games are made ever again...
Laserion
08/14/23 10:22:50 PM
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My backlog and wish-to-replay list starts at 8 bits. I would be fine.

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TopicMan gets woman arrested cause she gave him a happy ending at a massage parlor...
Laserion
08/14/23 5:13:10 PM
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ShineboxPhil posted...
Don't know if he waited for her to finish for him to call the police
I was wondering this. How long did this go on before he knew where it was heading? Did he actually get the Ending? Was it a quick shot? Or did she start, and he quickly stopped her and called the police, before the actual ending?

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TopicI hate when games start in a new universe and expect you to be familair with it.
Laserion
08/14/23 5:06:53 PM
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IceCreamOnStero posted...
I think there's a balance. Something like FF7 is nice. You're thrown into an action scene where you don't really have to know the details, nd then have those details explained to you as you start delving into the story
I liked how in FF7, instead of the tutorial NPCs explaining to you stuff, they asked Cloud, and he was the one explaining, because he was an experienced SOLDIER.

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TopicPorn has gone all woke now
Laserion
08/07/23 5:09:51 PM
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Evol posted...
Alien dildos are pretty woke. Why worship dick that doesnt even belong to this planet?
Dragons aren't aliens. They are from this planet too.

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TopicPorn has gone all woke now
Laserion
08/07/23 11:39:53 AM
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Why did you make this topic, and provided no examples of what you mean?

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TopicWhich CEgal is this?
Laserion
08/06/23 10:07:27 PM
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I'm guessing it was during ass-to-mouth situations.

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TopicEggs come from a chickens uterus
Laserion
08/03/23 10:17:58 PM
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I thought an egg is a detached uterus. Baby chick, with placenta and all, develops inside it.

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