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Topicblack science man is going full ham
Laserion
02/20/18 12:52:45 PM
#91
We need to find those students with shot marks on their clothes, but no wound on the corresponding part of their bodies.
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Topicthere needs to be 2 americas.
Laserion
02/20/18 11:30:36 AM
#5
East and west, so no one fights over colder or warmer climates in their latitudes.
This means people would have to move.
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TopicDo you always carry at least a little cash in your pockets when you go out?
Laserion
02/20/18 10:58:34 AM
#6
No-card places
Card minimums
Pricier card gasoline
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TopicAlmost a few months later, what's the situation with the net neutrality repeal?
Laserion
02/20/18 9:06:58 AM
#6
Is there something that should have happened this soon? Or will we see stronger effects a year or two after, when most current customer contracts expire/need renewal?
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TopicMods: why is bumping dead topics not disruptive posting?
Laserion
02/17/18 7:40:17 AM
#13
If they just post *bump* or *wise fwom yoe gwave!* then it should be modded.
But if they bumped it by commenting something remotely relevant, leave them alone.
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TopicMetal detectors at schools wouldn't stop this
Laserion
02/16/18 1:51:26 PM
#6
There's nothing that can be done, like we can't do anything to stop a hurricane or an earthquake from happening.
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TopicWhat if Batman was poor?
Laserion
02/15/18 4:20:23 PM
#22
His poor parents wouldn't have been mugged for poor-people cents.
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TopicAnyone proficient in laptops know anything about the recommended temperature?
Laserion
02/15/18 4:16:48 PM
#2
Not hot. Keep it cool.
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TopicPeople who drive the speed limit are IRL trolls.
Laserion
02/15/18 10:55:10 AM
#46
You should only be upset of people driving under the speed limit. They are slowing you down. Driving over is illegal. In both cases, if you have another lane, just pass them.
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Topicthoughts on people who do smileys facing the wrong way
Laserion
02/15/18 9:34:58 AM
#7
DX
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TopicC/D: If the death penalty is painless, then it is pointless.
Laserion
02/15/18 12:32:10 AM
#5
Purpose is deletion, and scaring others because of the prospect of deletion.

How do you feel about the idea of super-efficient robot guards, magic, or some other phlebotinum, that makes it impossible for prisoners to hurt each other in prison?
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TopicAndroid's biggest problem is the slow OS updates to flagship phones
Laserion
02/14/18 11:02:59 AM
#35
https://www.computerworld.com/article/3175067/android/android-upgrade-problem.html
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TopicNASA investigating 10,000 year old cave painting depicting UFOs and aliens
Laserion
02/14/18 11:01:14 AM
#7
Quetzalcoatl was one of them.
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TopicWhy don't right wing people like the Admiral just admit they are racists
Laserion
02/14/18 10:45:05 AM
#12
Why didn't you use a "?" in your topic title?
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TopicWhite powder substance found at Obama's D.C. office
Laserion
02/13/18 2:26:04 PM
#12
lilORANG posted...
Scorsese2002 posted...
Police have blocked off traffic while they investigate

what good does this do?

Less people getting Anthrax?
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TopicYou won't BELIEVE what she just did for a job!
Laserion
02/13/18 2:03:39 PM
#2
"Celebrities that you didn't know died" (with picture of Tom Selleck in Blue Bloods)
Me: "WTF! Magnum died?" *clicks to watch slideshow*
*none of the slides is about Tom Selleck*
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TopicWhat do you think happened to the first man to discover pot makes you high?
Laserion
02/13/18 11:10:41 AM
#18
eston posted...
On a similar note, I've read that getting bit by a snake basically makes you trip balls as you're dying

Time to dilute that shit and try it in small doses!
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TopicWhat do you think happened to the first man to discover pot makes you high?
Laserion
02/13/18 10:30:50 AM
#8
Plants develop these effects to protect themselves from being eaten.
Cows, buffaloes and rhinoceros ate the plant and had trippy experiences. They all thought such altered perception was bad, and swore to avoid that plant from now on.
Man did the same and said "Woah, this is cool! Where was it that I got that plant from? I better get more!"

Hmmm. I wonder if monarch butterflies have any "special" effects that birds just don't appreciate.
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TopicIf you didn't have to work/go to school, what woould you do?
Laserion
02/13/18 10:21:18 AM
#14
If we hit the jackpot, we would road-trip the hell out of this continent.
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TopicDo you think one day humanity will look back at the era of non-autonomous cars
Laserion
02/12/18 7:08:41 PM
#6
pokemonzero posted...
nope. the cars will rule the planet by then, destroy all our history and they will drive us

That's why he chose the name "Ford Prefect".
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TopicI am the product of millions of years of procreation
Laserion
02/12/18 7:03:36 PM
#18
Don't worry. Others in the same level as you in the chain will reproduce. Or at least mate without reproducing, if that is their choice.
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TopicRemember when you were peer pressured to smoke cigs in school?
Laserion
02/12/18 2:00:24 PM
#2
Nancy Reagan filled all my commercials time with Just Say "No". I never got the chance to say it ever. Nobody offered me anything.
And all the "in" kids are swallowing Cascade instead of Tide.
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Topic*****People from poor neighborhoods have it so easy in life*****
Laserion
02/09/18 7:42:47 PM
#3
Why don't you switch to that life, then? Just "lose" your bank's card, and move there.
Transition the other way is much harder, I guess.
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TopicCats are african too
Laserion
02/09/18 7:14:30 PM
#15
I read somewhere that the skeletal structure of cats of all sizes is almost identical. So a lion, panther, and house cat, are just the same animal in different shapes and sizes.
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TopicMS Paint is the most useful Microsoft program
Laserion
02/09/18 5:13:49 PM
#11
I have Paint from XP saved to reduce file sizes of jpg without noticeable reduction in quality.
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TopicPineapple on nachos is the only correct way
Laserion
02/09/18 5:07:46 PM
#2
No.
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TopicVideo game logic
Laserion
02/09/18 4:03:50 PM
#21
Airhammy posted...
gtTTsQi

#3 is true. Like sticking your tongue out and holding it still with your teeth increases accuracy.
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TopicI JUST found out "jk" is the acronym for "just kidding."
Laserion
02/09/18 12:10:33 PM
#21
Rotflmao!
(Not true. I'm barely smirking.)
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TopicCurrently pulled over because my seat belt was on, but not across my chest.
Laserion
02/08/18 8:14:10 PM
#81
TheVipaGTS posted...
Reminder that fenderbender once argued that we should get rid of drivers licenses and just let everyone drive. This is his gimmick.

I have him tagged as [DUI], but I don't remember why.
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TopicAll video games are about to be erased from existence. You can save 3 titles
Laserion
02/08/18 8:00:38 PM
#25
Final Fantasy VI or IX
Breath of the Wild
Crystalis
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TopicFun fact: Toryama originally just wanted 19 and 20 as the villains after Frieza
Laserion
02/08/18 12:01:08 PM
#97
l33t_iRk3n_Rm33 posted...
No wonder one of the most terrifying villains in the series history is just said editor made of bubble gum.

Wait. This is Toriyama's androids/Cell editor?

OnOy8t1 ?
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TopicPOLL: Will you be spending Valentine's Day with a significant other?
Laserion
02/07/18 4:32:28 PM
#4
I'm going to spend it with my wife. I'll probably cook her something delicious to eat and then watch a movie together.

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TopicI now possess a sig pic from every current admin on gamefaqs.gamespot.com.
Laserion
02/07/18 12:08:27 AM
#2
Is this Animal Crossing now?
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TopicHa ha, the Dow dipped 1500 points, take that Trump supporters
Laserion
02/05/18 5:53:30 PM
#19
LordFarquad1312 posted...
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVTjb9WU0AAJzpB.jpg:large

Do people repost these in his tweeter?
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Edit: OK, fake post.
But it does happen on many other occasions: "There is an old Trump tweet for everything", so... do people retweet those to him when he just tweeted the opposite?
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TopicEvery girl has hundreds of suitors pursuing her.
Laserion
02/05/18 5:29:57 PM
#51
I have TC tagged as [Not A Chad].
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TopicLMFAO buying beer in 2018
Laserion
02/05/18 3:27:22 PM
#32
*reads only topic title*Kaname_Madoka posted...
LMFAO buying beer in 2018

...and expected:
Kaname_Madoka posted...
when you can download it for free.

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Topicim poasting on game eff ay kyews
Laserion
02/05/18 12:56:46 PM
#10
bluezero posted...
I say game like "jame". It works for gif.

Jraphics...
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Topicim poasting on game eff ay kyews
Laserion
02/05/18 12:41:40 PM
#2
GameFacts.
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TopicDayum, look at the size of them puppies.
Laserion
02/05/18 11:40:46 AM
#16
nevershine posted...
Wouldn't big ones be like....dogs?

Not adults. Big in size, small in age.
How big are St. Bernard puppies?
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TopicThere is a lot of really weird shit in Final Fantasy VII.
Laserion
02/05/18 10:54:09 AM
#22
eston posted...
That's probably why I don't remember, because who the fuck takes the stairs

Up the stairs, Barrett complains. Peek up Tifa's skirt, get sent to the front. Get whatever is in all the stairs. Go back all the way down (Barrett complains again). Bust front door.
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TopicThis 22 y/o TEACHER was ARRESTED for having SEX with an 18 y/o STUDENT!!
Laserion
02/05/18 10:24:24 AM
#61
I can see she getting fired from her job, because of the "teacher-student" relation. It's unethical.
But I don't think she should be prosecuted for a crime, because "18".
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TopicITT: Movie tropes you dislike
Laserion
02/02/18 5:30:31 PM
#13
Good guy overhears how they have to be careful that he never finds out. He angrily confronts them, demanding to know what it is he shouldn't find out about. They proceed to whine about how his surprise party is now ruined. He totally buys it.
If he had just stayed hidden and silent, he could have heard the rest of the conversation. But good guys overhear. Only villains eavesdrop.
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TopicITT: Movie tropes you dislike
Laserion
02/02/18 5:19:59 PM
#12
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
- Professor is teaching a class, person they know walks in. Somehow, class is ALWAYS ready to be dismissed at this exact moment

Person is decent enough to wait until class is almost over to walk in.
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TopicWe all live in Mama Cheerios world.
Laserion
02/02/18 5:10:13 PM
#1
Mama Cheerios...
Mama Cheerios...
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TopicPeople with tape over their webcam.
Laserion
02/02/18 9:36:54 AM
#6
My philosophy is that if I can reasonably expect privacy in what I'm doing, and it's not illegal, it's on the other person if they go out of their way to peep on me. They're in the wrong, not me, so look all you want.
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TopicI hate my god damn auto correct
Laserion
02/01/18 2:28:45 PM
#8
I have it on suggestions only, no auto-correct.
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TopicAre you an organ donor?
Laserion
02/01/18 12:22:44 PM
#19
Yes, my driver's license says "donor".

thronedfire2 posted...
Because if you sign up to be an organ donor you're gonna wake up in a bathtub with no heart one day!

Saw that Batman animated movie where Barbara was being attacked by someone who wanted her organs?
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TopicCE only ever seems to talk about absolutes
Laserion
01/31/18 10:03:05 PM
#4
So, do you want them to get away with it and go Scott-free? Or should we stab them with tiny needles and pour alcohol on them?
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