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TopicYou suddenly find a chest buried in your backyard full of Gold Bars.
Laserion
08/08/21 8:01:54 AM
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* "Suddenly" as in freshly moved earth? I'm calling the police. Someone has been digging in my backyard!
* Or it has been there for all the years I've lived there and just found it because I was digging? I'm taking it, and burying the chest back and wait for new grass to grow before using the gold.

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TopicBlack Teacher is told to REMOVE Pic of him KISSING his WHITE WIFE!! She a MILF??
Laserion
08/07/21 1:29:13 PM
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He shouldn't have taken them down. Instead, he should have just blocked every one of the conplainers. Problem solved.

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Topicwho needs to date or have a boyfriend if you have a dog
Laserion
08/06/21 5:38:11 PM
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Bestiality is not cool, dude!

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TopicApple plans to scan iPhones for child abuse imagery
Laserion
08/06/21 11:03:06 AM
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sabrestorm posted...
In my experience people that complain about privacy violations have the most to hide
Yes, totally adult partners consentingly sharing nudes with each other probably don't want to share them with people outside their relationship. Do you think there's something wrong with that?

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TopicThere is no war in Ba Sing Se
Laserion
08/05/21 6:22:18 PM
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No, but we've always been at war with Eastasia.

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TopicApple plans to scan iPhones for child abuse imagery
Laserion
08/05/21 12:51:22 PM
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Will they still respect the privacy of totally adult images exchanged between consenting adults?

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Topic4 times in the last half an hour or so I have heard a buzzing sound
Laserion
08/03/21 10:51:55 PM
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A stroke?

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TopicWhat platform should i get da GREAT Ace Attorney on
Laserion
08/03/21 7:39:19 PM
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Godnorgosh posted...
Not when Joy-Con drift causes you to present the wrong evidence
Don't you have to press a button when the right evidence is highlighted?

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Topicdis butterface says ''Hey ugly fuck, get da fuck over here and come with me''
Laserion
08/03/21 7:36:53 PM
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Biscotti posted...
i honestly don't get thongs in bubble ass.

just makes me think of taint, sweat, and shit crusts.

not sexy at all.
Not if she uses a bidet.

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TopicCongrats, Florida. A new record!
Laserion
08/01/21 10:48:42 PM
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Since no kids are here yet, and just a few teachers making preparations, I've been skipping the mask at work. But on Tuesday the teachers start full on, and the students on the following Tuesday. I'll go back to masked tomorrow.

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TopicWhy are owls always a symbol for wisdom
Laserion
08/01/21 10:35:00 PM
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Because Merlin turned into one.

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TopicMan who here still uses Windows XP in 2021?
Laserion
08/01/21 3:59:58 PM
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I use the Paint program that came in WXP to reduce file size on photos. Still works in W10.

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TopicWhy are they making a Venus and Serena movie focused on their dad?
Laserion
08/01/21 1:57:06 PM
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Oh, the tennis girls. OK.

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TopicWhy are they making a Venus and Serena movie focused on their dad?
Laserion
08/01/21 1:54:49 PM
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I'm confused because I'm thinking of Sailor Moon.
I guess I'll have to search these names.

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TopicParkland shooting survivor's father believe it was a hoax after joining QAnon.
Laserion
07/26/21 5:19:22 PM
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Laserion posted...
So, where do these people think the "actors who "died" " are? Gone with all the money they got paid? Never existed? If Bill got this money too, why would he still live with his awful father?

SSJPurple posted...
If people would pause and just take a minute to look at things logically they might realize what they are saying makes zero sense.
No, seriously. This must have been asked of them before. And they must have provided an answer. Where do I find it?

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TopicParkland shooting survivor's father believe it was a hoax after joining QAnon.
Laserion
07/26/21 5:10:56 PM
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So, where do these people think the "actors who "died" " are? Gone with all the money they got paid? Never existed? If Bill got this money too, why would he still live with his awful father?

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TopicPig dates 3 women at once, they find out, dump him, become best friends
Laserion
07/24/21 5:17:38 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Cue the uplifting soundtrack because this sounds like a Hollywood movie, right?
I think it already is a few movies.

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TopicWhat do you think of when you see the username "Choco"?
Laserion
07/24/21 3:57:45 PM
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Arc the Lad 2

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TopicHow is that Portal device different than a fuckin' iPad?
Laserion
07/24/21 12:11:32 PM
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Just like not every website needs an app just to read more text. Stop telling me to get your crappy app just to read. I already have a web browser.

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TopicJust got the Galaxy S21 in the mail. Phones are too big now.
Laserion
07/22/21 11:08:52 PM
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You are thumb barely reaches halfway to either side.

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TopicIf this gets to 50 post Ill cIose my account.
Laserion
07/21/21 5:12:58 PM
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TC, ciose your account. Are you a lovefisting PiOl?

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TopicWhat happens when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object
Laserion
07/19/21 2:00:51 PM
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You get a broken shield and a broken sword/spear/halberd.

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TopicDo Americans really refer to USB sticks as "flash drives"?
Laserion
07/19/21 7:11:51 AM
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Is this a "flippybreads" topic?

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TopicWas Capatin America just being nice?
Laserion
07/18/21 6:13:40 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
I don't think so. Even with superhuman reflexes, I think he'd have picked it up before he both realized he could and decided he didn't want to show anyone else up.
What if he already planned for it, and just tested it?

Also, was Vision worthy? Or was he just an elevator or a crane?

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TopicWhat if Yaweh of Old Testamwnt was evil?
Laserion
07/18/21 5:54:39 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
This is the central premise of Gnosticism.
This. Creation of the material world was a mistake:
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.



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TopicPlanet of the Apes ending massive plot hole (spoilers)
Laserion
07/18/21 12:31:33 PM
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Because the maniacs blew it up! Ah, damn them! God damn them all to hell!

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TopicSome nut created the Magacoin the grift never ends with these people
Laserion
07/16/21 7:36:51 PM
#5
Is this a physical coin, or a crypto?

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Topicmy Mexican wife is making me tacos tonight!!
Laserion
07/16/21 1:42:30 AM
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Smackems posted...
I thought you were gay
I think she is.

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TopicRemember Clock Boy Ahmed Mohammed
Laserion
07/16/21 1:36:12 AM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
Ce used to post about him a lot from 2014-2015
Nah, just that Kelystic person.

ThyCorndog posted...
wasn't there one guy on here that was obsessed with him


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TopicWhy are dey pushing dis covid vaccines so much? What are dey planning?
Laserion
07/15/21 10:04:25 PM
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They are planning to get less people sick with COVID!

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TopicWould you rather be killed by a lion or a black mamba?
Laserion
07/15/21 9:44:13 PM
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I've heard that if a mamba bites you, all you will get to do (if you see it) is say "Mamba!" and drop dead.

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TopicPitbulls can breed with pugs.
Laserion
07/14/21 8:21:53 PM
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Aren't all dogs the same species, and the only mating problem is a compatible size for the actual deed?
Imagine artificially inseminating a Chihuahua female with St. Bernard semen.

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TopicWhat do you call a male cow that lives between arm and shoulder?
Laserion
07/13/21 11:26:02 PM
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In Spanish, there's one about "identifique el toro mecnico". But it breaks in English because an artificial bull is "mechanical" while a bull that repairs cars is a "mechanic".


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TopicNo one will ever guess my secret identity.
Laserion
07/13/21 5:04:06 PM
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Andrew Clements

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TopicHypothetical: All of CE gets transported 65 mya to the Time of The Dinosaur.
Laserion
07/11/21 12:28:24 AM
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Goatsensation posted...
and that their laptops are rapidly running out of power.

Goatsensation posted...
A CE user was lucky enough to make the journey with his prius, but it won't start.
Are these happening quicker than normal, and technology will just not work? Or will some of these work again if someone brought a solar charger?

(Transformers went to medieval times and made generators to recharge themselves.
GI Joe went to ancient Greece and they had clearer radio reception because they were the only ones using it.)

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TopicActivists are targeting things named after slaveowners in New York.
Laserion
07/10/21 10:29:41 AM
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Everything should be renamed to Stargate names like P3X-888.

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TopicWhat's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters?
Laserion
07/07/21 12:17:46 AM
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Superman (1978).

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TopicWe need to have a serious discussion about OLEDS and gaming burn in potential
Laserion
07/06/21 8:26:46 PM
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I don't know anything about these new screens. I only remember burns in Cathodic Ray Tubes.

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TopicIs it over 85 F by where you are?
Laserion
07/06/21 4:10:32 PM
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Not now because of the storm. But it would be usually in the 9Xs.
AC thermostat not in use, working on battery outside, says it's currently 81 F.

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TopicIs this BLACKFACE?
Laserion
07/06/21 4:02:47 PM
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No. It's redface.
thronedfire2 posted...
black and white face
"His door was always blue"

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TopicHahaha I finally got a vaccine card at work
Laserion
07/06/21 3:25:07 PM
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E_S_M_Z posted...
I always found it amusing when signs emphasize that masks are permitted. Like, do people expect that once the mandates are lifted it's "No! You're allowed to wear masks! THEY'RE BANNED!"
Well, I was wondering about before the pandemic. Were masks allowed everywhere? I guess if you wore a mask, people would be suspicious of you being up to no good and hiding your identity.
Will there be a time when we go back to that, and I won't be able to wear one if I still want to?

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TopicOlson Twins get wild racist.
Laserion
07/06/21 3:08:45 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Wait, I thought they weren't twins on the show and they just cycled between the two, and it was just one baby Michelle. Why are they together in this clip?
This is one of the many "twins" movies they did.

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TopicWhat was the last soda you consumed? When was it?
Laserion
07/06/21 2:16:20 PM
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Summit Cola from Aldi, two days ago.

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Topicpeople who pronounce karate as "kuh-rotty"
Laserion
07/06/21 2:07:31 PM
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HylianFox posted...
and not the more accurate "kah-rah-tay"
teh


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TopicCome up with Snakes on a Plane sequels
Laserion
07/05/21 8:18:04 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
Snakes on a CANE
Isn't that... no, wait. The Moses thing was Cane to Snake.

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Topicis gamefaqs full of 40 year old versions?
Laserion
06/30/21 11:38:17 PM
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Trickfinger posted...
i keep running into no pussy getting motherfuckers and its disturbing me.

discuss
It disturbs me that no one here uses hyphens in multi-word adjectives: no-pussy-getting motherfuckers

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Topici don't play a game if it doesn't have an easy mode
Laserion
06/25/21 11:22:35 PM
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MegaMan 2 had modes called "Normal" and "Difficult". But when you compare the damage dealt by the different weapons in both modes to the damage done in MM1 and MM3, you see that the MM2 difficulty modes are actually "Easy" and "Normal".

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TopicDid you wait for 15 minutes after getting your vaccine?
Laserion
06/25/21 10:50:33 AM
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Mine was in a drive-through setting in a parking lot. They had lanes and made you wait. I was by myself, driving. If I felt ill while driving away, that would be bad.

My wife had 1st in CVS (2nd is tomorrow). we just walked around the store looking at stuff and picked a few things until the clock alarm went off. Then they gave her the card.

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