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My new medication makes my pee smell awesome

i think fnaf is down to 23% on rotten tomatoes

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How?

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that's just the excuse they give in Canada.

For all I know the boxes are free and landlords get to pocket the ad revenue

EDIT:, also, welcome back zang

At face value it's a sexual-horror themed RPG maker game... but it actually nails all the good beats of a good horror game.

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So why do I say it's shitty? Well, for how good it is it is grossly lacking polish. Your stats do nothing, half the items are useless; there are dozens of typos, you can auto-equip the ONE cursed item in the game. Almost all the assets look one-off from an RPG Maker default (except for the monsters, which are pretty good).

But just below the shit is a treasure box of content. We're gunna go into some spoiler territory, but I'll try to keep it anonymous

The game is divided into basically 3 main regions: The Castle, The Dungeons and the SPOILER. You'll spend most of your time in The Castle since that's where most the items are and where THE ONLY SAVE POINTS are.

The next section is the dungeons which is split between the Thicket and the Mines; While all your items are in the castle, all your potential party members are in the Dungeons.

Your main goal in the game is to rescue (kill for one of the characters) a dude named Le'garde... and once you do so you can just leave the dungeon and win. But there are layers... LAYERS you can keep going, and it gets harder and DEEPER the further you delve.

If you manage to put together all the mysteries you'll be greeted with some very satisfying super-bosses (all of which, sadly, are super weak to poison if you want to cheat).

On top of that, every character has a secret ending. You might think that each ending requires going to the deepest possible level, but no! I was very surprised that each of the special endings is personalized to the character and satisfying.

So if you like "onion" games where you just get to dig deeper... play it.

Howz it goin' dude. Stayin' away from the alcohol?

A california roll would be better if the center was marinara and a meatball

Oh, the ads help pay for the mailbox

"help" pay... not wholly pay. So if all you get is only ads, this means you (or your landlord or whoever covers your mailboxes) are actually PAYING to receive ads.

Coconut Gun?

Fear & Hunger

I use Urza's Tower, Urza's Mine and Urza's Power Plant to generate 12 mana per turn...

And summon ENDLESS ORINTHCOPTERS!!!

i thought dwarves used axes

why would I be playing it in 2023, I beat it like 20 years ago

https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/2014-07-28/ty-article/we-can-never-forgive-them/0000017f-e587-da9b-a1ff-edefe0bd0000

Lobomoon posted...

OK, let me put this in simpler terms. Those are considered crimes in US justice system:

* aiding and abetting
* accessory after the fact
* concealing a felon
* harboring a fugitive
* obstruction of justice
Correct?

you know that requires the entities be, y'know, charged with a crime and not summarily executed

milk

...i don't eat much

let me put it another way for you

Does France have the right to come to America and kill KKK members?

Lobomoon posted...

So basically the ones that attack Israel are not Palestinians and the ones that are attacked by Israel are Palestinians?

when people say that not all palestinians are hamas doesn't mean that hamas isn't also palestinian

jeans are trash... but I do kinda wish there was more options than harem pants or sweat pants

Lobomoon posted...

That's weird - the mods deleted my post but not all the instances of people quoting it. At least someone here "picked a side". OK, I'll bite - what's the "proper way" to respond to a thousand Israelis killed by "not Palestinians"?

A government has a right to defend themselves, and even attack, from terrorists; However, that government also has the responsibility to protect civilians even in hostile environments.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/oct/29/hamas-israel-war-palestinian-civilians-jake-sullivan-comments?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Why is twitch chat so thirsty?

https://imgur.com/9b3JX3m

is there any movie with a critic rating off 100 and a viewer rating of 1? (or the other way around)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-He2QzY9rU

C0RNISHACID posted...

no

I was mostly just bumpin' ma video cuz icoyar challenged me to beat Jim Power and I did it in like a day, without using a continue (1cc)

Net'n'yahoo announces a "second wave" invasion of Gaza

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2023/10/28/israel-gaza-ground-operation/?utm_source=reddit.com

Unfun Fact:

Mossad had 3 days early warning an attack was imminent but were told to ignore it

Tails_64 posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/0/AABkjWAAE-5i.jpg

running from that spider-menace

can yoshis stack on yoshis with more players? can you get a giant yoshi totem?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoqGubbsWWE

Sahuagin posted...

why does the background move backwards

idk, ask the developers

https://youtu.be/zlbFXo88XgY?si=ez6E5fyKQUZjpH-A

You never did watch the video

ba da bow boooow (ba doo)

Zareth posted...

Early Tales of games?

Phantasia plays more like Zelda 2... I don't know the other ones

By that I mean the combat is on a beat'em up style plane (River City Ransom/Final Fight/etc) except it's not a beat'em up

but they can't turn... so they're more like zombie bullets

ya, critics. Critics care about stuff like coherence and talent

JixHedgehog posted...

Much like Mario thou, which is also rotten

bruh, Mario was super good

MS always removes features when they update something... I think it's an anti-monopoly mechanism or something, it's the reason they had to make the Windows 98+ version of Paint shitty on purpose

Money!!!

Blightzkrieg posted...

That's kind of a side effect yeah

The most successful Warhammer video game is for a product they discontinued and so didn't care anymore

Blood Bowl?

of course, the early reviews are giving it a rating of about 60%...

which is weirdly optimistic since that's where most campy horror movies go

ConfusedTorchic posted...

than the actual movie

don't spoiler it, it's not out yet here in Canada

BlackScythe0 posted...

I don't see how anyone can still be in favor of a two state solution. So no I really don't see how it makes sense to expect Biden to assist terrorists.

I'd be in favour of a 3 state solution, or giving Palestine the Negev region

The HAMAS missile strike is an act of terrorism and debatably not justified.

The Palestinian populace at large are not HAMAS, and have been abused for decades.

I think you might be off base... many animals have rather robotic-jerky motions in the first place, particularly birds.

I kinda wanted to make a gearbox bird, but I have no industrial know-how

They're so slow and sturdy

It never ends

https://www.wric.com/news/weird-news/ap-colorado-judge-chides-company-that-tried-to-pay-23500-settlement-in-coins-weighing-3-tons/

Colorado judge chides company that tried to pay $23,500 settlement in coins weighing 3 tons

https://www.meidastouch.com/news/new-speaker-mike-johnson-blamed-school-shootings-on-the-teaching-of-evolution

oooo. Besieged on the 14 engine would be great

https://www.ksl.com/article/50764317/man-used-machete-on-skateboarder-he-thought-was-a-fish-police-say-

A gorn

like i said in my joke topic; the choice of speaker was basically Pedo Coach Vs. Terrorist