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TopicWhat was the most unnecessary self-own in gaming?
Lord_Ephraim
05/15/24 4:10:21 AM
#77
Xbox One no used games.

Had Sony went along with it instead of straight out rejecting the idea, the whole gaming landscape could have changed overnight. Instead, Microsoft looked like a total greedy moron.

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicWhat do you think you'll get banished from CE for?
Lord_Ephraim
05/14/24 1:03:36 AM
#43
calling a moderator or a moderator pet a doo doo head.

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicWe drink from paper straws, limit our shower times, consume less meat etc.....
Lord_Ephraim
05/12/24 12:17:26 AM
#4
Leave the multi-billion dollar superstar alone!

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicDana White's Viral NYC FedEx Delivery Video Leads To Driver's Firing
Lord_Ephraim
05/12/24 12:15:56 AM
#38
Poor drivers and couriers get the short end since every package is well destroyed long before it touches their vans. Why you think big name shipping facilities like Amazon, Fedex, and UPS love to ban the use of phones?

The more fragile stickers you put on a box, the more it gets treated as a basketball at the warehouse. Also have you seen the shit Walmart uses to ship products in? I have never seen cardboard specifically developed to disintegrate upon contact with water.

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TopicMy girlfriend is out tonight, so I told her I was gonna make a steak and eat the
Lord_Ephraim
05/12/24 12:04:41 AM
#25
You know its a good steak if you don't need steak sauce.

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SNARGLEBLAGH
Topic$5k a month to NOT work, or $50K a month to work 12 hour days
Lord_Ephraim
05/11/24 3:15:43 AM
#166
DarthAragorn posted...
60 hours a week for several years straight is absolute fucking garbage and I really doubt most of you have actually worked that many hours for extended periods of time.
I've done 55-60 hours a week way back in december 2020 (also known as peak Covid) and it was absolutely miserable. People were just sleeping in the parking lot. The only reason people were told to go home after 12 hours is that the system just wouldn't let you. The money was excellent from all the overtime, and absolutely would do it for 50k a month if there was no other option. However 5k a month doing nothing is a lot unless you have a large family to take care of. The average CEmen could get by with 3k a month.

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TopicAm I the only one who has NEVER liked Drake?
Lord_Ephraim
05/09/24 2:17:01 AM
#10
Metal_Gear_Raxis posted...
... From Drake and Josh?

It's weird. It's the first thing I thought off in this topic and I've never seen an episode of the show.

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicHas anyone been playing Chrono Ark?
Lord_Ephraim
05/06/24 9:32:50 AM
#2
The one genre I'm completely burnt out on are Roguelike Deckbuilders. I like how it's an official tag on Steam now.

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TopicWere you a fan of the show beavis and buttfhead?
Lord_Ephraim
05/06/24 9:30:46 AM
#16
I wasn't a fan of music video spoofing, but the other segments of the show were alright.

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicIs Fandom really that bad?
Lord_Ephraim
05/06/24 9:03:37 AM
#163
ForsakenHermit posted...
Shutting down and locking popular boards is not good site management or a way to bring in new visitors.
Well yeah, but it's far down on the list of problems that GameFAQs is facing right now.

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TopicIs Fandom really that bad?
Lord_Ephraim
05/06/24 5:50:56 AM
#157
There's nothing Fandom can do to "save GameFAQs". It has always been a JRPG and Nintendo site. JRPGs have been in massive decline since 2007 and Nintendo has done of things that aren't really popular with GameFAQs boomers. Walkthroughs and FAQs have wikis and youtube videos that are often superior to the old GameFAQs text format. There's not much Fandom can do to attract new users. A vast majority of users here are late 30s/early 40s.

That said there are things Fandom has done to make the site worse and it goes beyond the whole CE/261 drama that some people are taking way out of proportion. Intrusive ads, lackluster bounties, and outdated website design are the main takeaways.

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicAre you good at not getting modded
Lord_Ephraim
05/01/24 11:58:45 PM
#8
Can't get modded if you don't post.

The last time I got modded was making fun of a mod pet.

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicWhy car insurance getting so expensive now?
Lord_Ephraim
04/29/24 6:59:48 AM
#58
I got Kia Boy'd 2 years ago and had to trade in my car simply because my insurance tripled in price through zero fault of my own. Kia offered a free security update and steering wheel club but every insurance will see once you get kia boys you pay up rather than actually punishing thieves.

That will carry with me forever as long as a search for car insurance. Someone with zero tickets, zero accidents, zero scratches/fender benders, and excellent car maintenance. A ruined because of Tik Tok.

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TopicWould any of you kinda be saddened if Gamestop were to go out of business?
Lord_Ephraim
04/26/24 12:15:50 PM
#29
They were the only place to buy obscure Japanese games before the digital age. It's just scummy that you were forced to pre-order or risk being stuck buying a gutted copy.

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TopicAre you blocked by a bunch of people?
Lord_Ephraim
04/26/24 10:47:06 AM
#55
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


They're good buddies with Humble_Novice so I'm not surprised. Often they're the only ones that posts in his 40 topics back in 261.

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SNARGLEBLAGH
Topicso the losers alt right brainrot are complaining about games translation now?
Lord_Ephraim
04/26/24 10:23:45 AM
#30
What proof is there that everyone who complains about bad localizations are "alt right" besides "I saw it on 4chan!".

Censorship I can see the relation because buzzwords like woke mind virus are brought up but I've seen people complain about the Super Mario RPG remake translation cause it was different from the one on the SNES. Working Designs have been criticized long before internet culture wars was even a thing.

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicAre you blocked by a bunch of people?
Lord_Ephraim
04/26/24 4:06:54 AM
#7
Fenriswolf posted...
Humble Novice blocked me after I called him out for shilling for Israel.

Same, except I exposed him spamming alts so he can flood the board with low effort political topics.

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TopicAre mods allow to mod while drunk?
Lord_Ephraim
04/24/24 5:58:00 PM
#16
We've already seen mods are immune to hornyposting, but that may be because hornyposting is okay as long as it's AOC.

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TopicAre you usually able to eat an entire little caesar's pizza by yourself?
Lord_Ephraim
04/24/24 3:23:14 PM
#8
little caesar's is the pizza you eat just enough to fill you up and stop. Unless I haven't eaten in days I probably wouldn't eat a whole hotnready


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Topicapparently, Stellar Blade had a phrase some considered racist
Lord_Ephraim
04/24/24 3:19:53 PM
#16
I'm sure it wasn't done on purpose but it's good on the dev to change it. random grafiti change is literally nothing.

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TopicWith Crimsonness gone...
Lord_Ephraim
04/24/24 2:11:18 PM
#38
My ignore list keeps getting smaller. I don't have that major beef with Crimsonness, except a lot of low effort topic spamming which is annoying enough for a casual ignore.

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TopicKaiba duels Joey but it's modern Yugioh
Lord_Ephraim
04/22/24 3:14:41 AM
#21
The modern TCG is the rich kids format. Bonfire is still $90 dollars. Snake Eyes costs well over $1000, more if you want a better side deck. Master Duel is clown format because they base their banlist around not nerfing as many URs as possible.

That leaves OCG but I can't play it outside of unoffical apps, in that case I could just play goat format instead.

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicEiyuden Chronicle: Hundred Heroes get
Lord_Ephraim
04/22/24 1:32:00 AM
#40
I've played it for a few hours now. Yeah it's pretty much Suikoden 1/2 with a different name and glossy coat of paint. I'm not the hugest fan of those games, but it's mostly from the story and characters. Eiyuden Chronicle having a voiced protagonist immediately improves it over Suikoden by a long shot. The game has a bench for story characters if you don't like them, including the main character, so you can play with favorites.

There's definately a lot of quality of live features that modern RPGs have that this doesn't. Namely fast travel at the moment, but Suikoden's whole gimmick of fast travel is tied to a party member so maybe it will be the same here.

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicGamefaqs poster celebrates getting Board 261(Politics) shut down
Lord_Ephraim
04/18/24 5:20:41 PM
#108
Are those half empty whiskey bottles behind the couch? That would explain a lot.

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicDid you like any parts of the lockdowns ?
Lord_Ephraim
04/17/24 11:25:09 PM
#33
Due to a massive increase in work, I signed a new full time contract with my employer. I was to be paid minimums of 35 hours per week regardless of how much I worked under. Obviously during lockdowns I was working 45-50 hours per week. Once it died down in late 2021, business plummeted and do did my hours but I was always paid 35 hours. It's good until 2026.

That's it. I hated everything else about lockdowns.

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicBig Bang Theory got too much hate in its day
Lord_Ephraim
04/17/24 7:40:09 PM
#11
Nah, it was terrible then and terrible now.

Ironically Young Sheldon is a much better show.

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TopicESPN 8: The Ocho from "Dodgeball" is a real channel now on the ABC app
Lord_Ephraim
04/16/24 5:13:24 PM
#6
But does it have chuck norris?

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TopicGameFAQs hard mode activated
Lord_Ephraim
04/15/24 4:48:20 PM
#5
The best way to win is to not play.

Lurkers stay lurkin and the board will be yours in......I'm giving CE 5 months.

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicEiyuden Chronicle: Hundred Heroes get
Lord_Ephraim
04/15/24 3:55:09 PM
#13
I feel like this is my last chance on trusting kickstarter in regards reliving my nostalgia of classic games I loved.

Looks like Armed Fantasia and Pennyblood are stuck in dev hell and I didn't like Sea of Stars/Crimson Echoes.

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicOh FUCK! Current Events got the LUE treatment and is now a private board
Lord_Ephraim
04/15/24 1:05:24 PM
#95
Something like this was bound to happen during an general election year when the weather starts getting warm.

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicTooth pain is no joke.
Lord_Ephraim
04/15/24 12:00:54 AM
#7
deathproof12 posted...
Dentist is booked for a week. Gotta endure this for at least week.
Look into emergency dental offices. There's some that are 24 hours. I had an impacted wisdom tooth get infected and causing 10/10 pain where nothing was working. I found one office that got me in same day and had the tooth pulled within only hours. Didn't break the bank either. I was weird that my dentist was a 6'3 guy who was jacked, but was very precise and didn't cause any pain either during the operation.

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicWhich painful thing would you rather do every day?
Lord_Ephraim
04/14/24 11:05:00 PM
#15
Biting your cheek too much can lead to sores, which are way more painful and last longer.

My pinky toe has been crushed so much I don't even feel it much anymore.

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicWhat is the most difficult accomplishment in a video game you've achieved?
Lord_Ephraim
04/14/24 7:45:39 PM
#15
I got all the trophies in Star Ocean Til the End of time.

Not only is it time consuming, difficult and straight up dumb at times but you have to store it on a separate PS2 memory card because of how huge the file takes up.

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicFinal Fantasy 7 Rebirth Has Reportedly Sold About Half of What FF7 Remake Did
Lord_Ephraim
04/14/24 7:41:20 PM
#11
I think it has to be suffering from sequelitis than PS5 exclusivity. After all it didn't hurt Final Fantasy 16 as much.

If someone didn't buy Remake, they're not going to buy Rebirth even if Rebirth is considered a much better game. Players don't feel obligated to play Rebirth until they play Remake, and you still have those who are holding out until every single piece of the Final Fantasy 7 remake compilation is out. Not to mention those who played Remake and didn't like it aren't going to have their minds changed if Rebirth got a better metacritic.

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicIs the US going to go to war with Iran for Israel?
Lord_Ephraim
04/14/24 6:19:25 PM
#20
That would be political suicide for most presidents and the current government.

But honestly it's something current Republicans would be willing to do. Everything for Israel.

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TopicHumble, what the actual fuck?
Lord_Ephraim
04/14/24 5:32:38 PM
#59
TimeForAction posted...
Didnt he used to be alright back in the days of 261? And by alright I mean mentally there?

Post 30 topics a day isn't exactly normal. You can't do that on CE without being called out on it.

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Topicmy son told me mystical ninja starring goemon is better than ocarina of time
Lord_Ephraim
04/14/24 5:13:30 PM
#2
Mystical Ninja isn't the most polished game ever, but does Ocarina of Time let you pilot a giant robot?

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicHumble, what the actual fuck?
Lord_Ephraim
04/14/24 5:01:29 PM
#34
Umbreon posted...
Funny thing is I'm a 261 refuge. Always thought he posted a lot but whether he posted useful things a lot of the time.

Now it's random ass Twitter user with double digit followers bring treated as newsworthy. And absolutely nothing is worth being spammed so much that you need 3 separate accounts.

Unless Jesus Himself came down from heaven, it can stick to one topic one user.

I agree with this. Especially if they come from reliable news sources, but random twitter click baits and conservative grave dancing (making topics about some who died who may have conservative options) was taking things too far.


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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicHumble, what the actual fuck?
Lord_Ephraim
04/14/24 4:49:26 PM
#25
Lol both accounts are closed. No one is going to take you seriously anymore besides your 261 buddies because of this you know.

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicHumble, what the actual fuck?
Lord_Ephraim
04/14/24 4:37:11 PM
#6
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/10-ask-the-mods/80681720

"I want to make two new accounts for different purposes."

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicRepublican Arrested for OWI
Lord_Ephraim
04/14/24 4:25:23 PM
#5
If any other user created four alt accounts to spam on CE, they would have been purge instantly.

But Humble claims he doesn't have mod protection, lol.

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicCalifornia Conservative Bitterly Learns Not to Take Best Blue State for Granted
Lord_Ephraim
04/14/24 4:19:48 PM
#14
UnholyMudcrab posted...
Is this a Humble_Novice alt?

Many people block/ignore Humble when he starts spamming topics like crazy. He hasn't done his quota shilling for yahoo so he needs alts to do it.

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicWhat insults are allowed here?
Lord_Ephraim
04/12/24 11:19:29 AM
#14
Chud is the Gamefaqs Approved generic insult. Even if you don't understand what the word is, calling someone a chud will typically have Gamefaqs mods look the otherway.

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicGot Dragon's Crown Pro on sale for only $6. Time for 4k Sorceress titties!
Lord_Ephraim
04/10/24 9:05:39 PM
#35
Irony posted...
Wish it didn't require beating the game to unlock online
A patch made where it auto levels you to 17 and lets you play online after completing the tutorial.

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicAre MLB players generally the least athletic of the 3 major sports?
Lord_Ephraim
04/10/24 12:08:03 AM
#14
Baseball became a pitching paradise when they cracked down on steroids but looked the other way when pitchers were cheating. They're still are btw.

The current trend is grinding out young arms into the dirt to achieve high strikeouts and low ERA. Starters no longer pitch 6+ innings even if they're doing well. The best teams tend to have the most robust bullpens.

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicWould you rather be Ben Shapiro or Steven Crowder?
Lord_Ephraim
04/08/24 3:01:31 PM
#30
Both are grifting zionists but Ben has the funny voice so I went with him.

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SNARGLEBLAGH
TopicStellar Blade characters look uncanny
Lord_Ephraim
04/08/24 9:08:07 AM
#5
Well, now you look silly TC.

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TopicStop Killing Games is a new campaign to stop developers making games unplayable
Lord_Ephraim
04/08/24 9:04:41 AM
#81
The issue would resolve itself if people stop buying Ubisoft shit, even if the game isn't a "game as a service".

However people continue to spend their money on it so Ubisoft is still going to keep Ubisofting. As a consumer I just ignore every game like it and if it's the fate of all video games to be like this then well I guess it's time to find a new hobby.

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